Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
These things just come to me
I was sitting there, trying to, like, do work, when I realized I had a yugo post to write.

There is a vast expanse of black, and a little ball of glowy stuff. You are about to experience the big big.

As it goes pop, TADA.WAV from Windows 3.1 plays.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-06 10:04:00
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–JeO1/4a-nt_J+y+{


Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-06-03 18:55:00
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AN ELEGY FOR THE US DOLLAR
oh $usd, ol greenback, how ye have fallen... from your once lofty post to a morose pit, in which years of jokes at canada's expense will now come back to bite you. is it karma, or just a downturn in the harsh winds of fate?

p.s. ron paul liberty dollar lol
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-03 17:56:00
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post stampede
ELELephants oliphants syncophants condolance rice spice n everything vice capitalism donkeyrape on ice. heroynomous tachyonic platy[ponic puss beawillow chorizo chimpunsnks assault on precinct zero. fugiyagi turbozeppelin, kleptomatic, hadron kleptin. fi fi fi fi fififfiififi &c &c, QED.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-01 16:14:00
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criminal front stepticide
my front steps caused arm breaking, surgery and fitting of plate und screws on my bones. the ether wasn't friendly on monday.



lol
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-06-01 16:09:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-01 16:07:00
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otto von schirach can only fly for five seconds at a time
otto von schirach can only fly for five seconds at a time. aerosmiths' tourbus cannot turn on a dime. turbo-cooled executive rhyme. turbo rhythm tension climb. bartender plz, a slice of lime. another platter, just in time. oxyclean, BAM, cuts through grime. pip pip
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-06-01 16:03:00
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fuk u n ur preconceptions
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-05-31 10:57:00
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EVER SINCE THINGS BECAME DIFFERENT
THINGS JUST AREN'T THE SAME, WHERE HAS THE MUSIC GONEee1
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-05-31 10:55:00
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collapshed
extensible sentience implements wholly-owned moley. smokin a rolly with a bruins goalie. polly wanna corker
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-30 15:19:00
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telekinetic market cap
dirigible tachycardia, v6 rotten. clementines!! ickles von stinker. sly groddabugga. TOUCHE ELITE!! PROPANE ELAYNE!!! MARVEL AT THE INFANTUIOUS NATURE THAT WHICH IS MINE CHUZZLENUT!! for i am watimandius, tricker of tricksters sneak up n pinch u in the knixstersdoflofd bofooffofo banana fana stereotypical rhymin climbin bandada swing jungle vine fly my pretties SKREE SKREeee lloligor, ringwraith, ted zeppelin, richard nixon, pertney nixon, IT, OCP, Cyberdine, Rekall, Yoyodyne, saruman, beholder, bob saget, stephen colbert, colgate, watergate, watercress, sandwich.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-29 18:28:00
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what if your hed exploded?
wouldn't that be mind-blowing?
wouldn't it?
hmm?
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-28 18:22:00
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if the world ended...
...who would be in the "about the author" section?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-28 18:03:00
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industrial xerox machine
churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrrrnwhrrrrr! churnrwhrrrr! churnrrrnwhrrrrr! churnrrrnwhrrrrrrr! churnrrrrrrnwhrrrrrrrrr! chuuurnrrrrrrnwhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzPPRESOPkfposd PEW PEW ohmygoddarrenCALL TECH SUPPORT
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-27 15:48:00
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lsd is just some crazy illegal shit
so you kids stfu ok
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-27 15:46:00
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evil
maggots magGots maggots
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-05-27 14:46:00
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DEAR GOVERNMENT,
It appears that I could be concealing weapons of mass destruction up my ass.
PLEASE FILL MYTHIS GAPING HOLE IN SECURITY IMMEDIATELY
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-05-27 13:44:00
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lsd is hyperfukbot's gift to fat people
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-05-27 02:03:00
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3:30AM ALERT
CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM. SHELLS.

COINS AND SHELLS, COINS AND SHELLS, UK UK U S US US US US US US YOU, ME, BLUE ONES, RED ONES, YOUR ONES, MY ONES, THE ONES, A ONE? CLAM. SUPER-CLAM-COMBO. S-P-A-C-E-D---O-U-T. S P A C E D O U T. ARE YOU HAPPY? ARE YOU HAPPY WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU'VE ONLY GONE AND TROUHTR4I9TEN TFRHT THE INFERNMAL MACHINE WORKINS, YOU FUCKING IDIOT, FUCKING DIE, FUCKING CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE - YOU DON'T DESERVE TO SET FOOT ON THIS EARTH, YOU DON'T DESERVE THE AIR YOURT BREATHING.


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GET A JOB.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-05-25 21:30:00
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lsd is god's gift to young people
OOPS DIANE LINKLATER FELL SIX STORIES!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-05-21 13:59:00
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