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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-13 23:26:00 | ||
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RUAN AAAAAYAYYYYWSY | |
STOP AND PANIC Chef Boyardee is a communist spy. pass it on |
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-05-13 14:18:00 | |
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velocity kingfisher nabbed | |
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE??? |
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-12 15:46:00 | |
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Captain Q. Reports | |
Today we have some mild electrostatic radiation borking flunts in the mid-region of queyhik. Please drive carefully when ENTERING THE VILLAGE. May contain nuts. 78364837 |
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-05-12 13:56:00 | |
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DEWEY DEFEATS MONDRAGON | |
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCK THE WHAT FUCK THE WAT FUCK THAEPDSFKK. weird stuff |
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-05-11 21:48:00 | |
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IDM OR DIE TRYING | |
Hello and welcome back to the internet, I've been busy playing with my electric organs, the yamaha drum machine mit MicroKORG. Anyone wanna hear my IDM??? | |
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2008-05-11 13:54:00 | |
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my carmichael brings all the numbers to the theorists | |
funky disco scoop fell in place wont let-u droop storm the castle take a poop WHEEE rhymin group soup loop loop looploopoopoopoppoppppppqlz,.x.d | |
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-11 13:44:00 | |
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OBEY. | |
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-09 18:49:00 | |
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-09 17:56:00 | |
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FANTASTIC MOVIE PLOT | |
okay. for this to make any sense, you will have to have seen the movie Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark... Indian Jones Collection, as my b*t*rrent has fuckin' nameth'd it. at the end of this m*vie, they open the fuckin' box and everyone dies and melts except the main characters who have the good sense to not look at the crazy shit (spoiler warning). there was a camera there. what happened to the film in it??? i suppose it burned. however..
ladies and gentlemen, i am proposing we MODERNIZE this film. the ark is found in that huge room of boxes that it was last shown being buried in. when a lot of d00dz get pwnd, they realize this is some Serious Shit and stick it in an underground bunker with a fuckin' mars rover to open it and camera behind armageddonproof glass. they get a video of it opening... but as they're watching monitors, all the tech d00dz get pwnd. melty. there is debate about what to do with the tape. some say just delete it. others want to keep it as a weapon. then.... some jerk uploads it to youtube. it would be... RICKROLL OF DEATH!! i would have really preferred a movie like this instead of "ring 2" or "cloverfield." if you'd like to purchase this wolderful plot or others, we can work something out, but be aware i am terribly addicted to seeing lots of digits on my account balance i'm ballin outta kontrol halp |
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-09 17:38:00 | |
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d00d | |
DID YOU KNOW:the internet can be used to liberate mankind... or enslave it. it has the potential to let people communicate relatively without bias or bullshit. however, every move people make on the net increasingly is being stored in databases. if you were, say, the fictional goverment in the book "1984", you would find this very useful for precisely tuning your bullshit engines. that is fiction... probably. it's easy to go too far with this stuff: if you are accusing one laptop per child initative as being a plot to elsave africa's children with the internet, you probably have taken it too far. i have not. ok? got it. RIGHTO blldf;bldf bling |
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-09 17:22:00 | |
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strawberries | |
IRACHETA 0.000 87.785 63116 IOTT 0.000 87.785 63117 IOLI 0.000 87.785 63118 IODICE 0.000 87.785 63119 IOANNIDIS 0.000 87.785 63120 INTRIAGO 0.000 87.785 63121 INTERRANTE 0.000 87.786 63122 INTERMILL 0.000 87.786 63123 INSCO 0.000 87.786 63124 INLOES 0.000 87.786 63125 INGRIM 0.000 87.786 63126 INGLIN 0.000 87.786 63127 INGLESE 0.000 87.786 63128 INGALA 0.000 87.786 63129 INFIELD 0.000 87.787 63130 INESTROZA 0.000 87.787 63131 INESON 0.000 87.787 63132 INDEST 0.000 87.787 63133 rabbit-kun 3 : 1 / 216 = 0.00462962962962963 4 : 3 / 216 = 0.0138888888888889 5 : 6 / 216 = 0.0277777777777778 6 : 10 / 216 = 0.0462962962962963 7 : 15 / 216 = 0.0694444444444444 8 : 21 / 216 = 0.0972222222222222 9 : 25 / 216 = 0.115740740740741 10 : 27 / 216 = 0.125 11 : 27 / 216 = 0.125 12 : 25 / 216 = 0.115740740740741 13 : 21 / 216 = 0.0972222222222222 14 : 15 / 216 = 0.0694444444444444 15 : 10 / 216 = 0.0462962962962963 16 : 6 / 216 = 0.0277777777777778 17 : 3 / 216 = 0.0138888888888889 18 : 1 / 216 = 0.00462962962962963 3 : 1 / 216 = 0.00462962962962963 4 : 4 / 216 = 0.0185185185185185 5 : 10 / 216 = 0.0462962962962963 6 : 20 / 216 = 0.0925925925925926 7 : 35 / 216 = 0.162037037037037 8 : 56 / 216 = 0.259259259259259 9 : 81 / 216 = 0.375 10 : 108 / 216 = 0.5 11 : 135 / 216 = 0.625 12 : 160 / 216 = 0.740740740740741 13 : 181 / 216 = 0.837962962962963 14 : 196 / 216 = 0.907407407407407 15 : 206 / 216 = 0.953703703703704 16 : 212 / 216 = 0.981481481481482 17 : 215 / 216 = 0.99537037037037 18 : 216 / 216 = 1 |
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-05-09 02:15:00 | |
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I LOVE YOU ALL | |
i raelly like to do things and like dthings and space out and do things I HAVE FUCKING SCHIIERNAOTNEAPTAE OAEPOFEORP POAE PEA PP EWTP AEWORPOARSPO APEORPO AIDS LOL FUCK YOU TOO YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK DICK I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHONG ABOUT UUU OMG COTTON CANDY okay so like ones there was a man named john stalllvvvverrnnnnnn ppotototottootototototooto tootooo okay like once i was like out on this thing that you know what i'm talking about and things were different because they're always different and i failed calculus once like a while back but like i was strapped down by doctors and they fed me lies intraveneouzzsdfl and i was like man these things are really true but i didnt really believe them and now i'm here and don't look at me like i'm crazy you fucking prick i'm not fucking crazy okay i'm not crazy don't look at me like that jesus fucking christ i love you man i love everything about you the way you look the way you act and the way you think BUT FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOCOTOR SELF YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK i hate these things where people expect me to look the same as they do or act the same okay like dude what the fuck man i don't give a shit about your perception or whatever okay so like once i was talking to this dude AND GODDAMMMIT STOP INTERRUPTING ME I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WALL OF RAMBLING TEXT YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCK FACE FUCK FACE FUCK FAFCE FAUK oaky so like i was drunk the other night and i realized that that that that that fuck i lost it again okay well anyway i think that dane cook is overrated and people should be original cuz i grew up on milk and cereal and i never forgot like the things that i was taught when i was growin up you know and anyway so like i was bold and new to this world that one day and I SET THINGS ON ACID ACID like beats and rhythms and like one thing is going on at one time signature but my mind isn't going there. you guys are fucking me over with your swing dancing. jesus. GET A LIFE HYPERFUKBOT ALRIGHT JUST JEEZ GET A LIFE but i'm just like nah get a fucking death but they're like nah so i'm like k lets just agree to STOP IT STOP IT STOP DOINJG THAT I HATE IT WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT DEAR GOD OKAY ITS NOT NORMAL ITS JUST NOT NORMAL WHNE YOU TALK LIKE THAT OKAY FUCKKKK FUCKK FUCKK FCUKK i think i like rhythm why can't i write melodies anymore things have changed you know things just aint the same fo gangstas times are changin but the game aint changin so i act quickly thinking ahead strategically HEY YOU WANNA FIGHT WITH WOODEN SWORDS NAW MAN I DONT BUT LETS DO IT ANYWAY OKAY YEAH LETS DO IT ANYWAY SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH FUCKING PIECES OF WOOD THAT WERE ORIGINALLY DESIGNED TO KILL PEOPLE | |
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-05-09 02:08:00 | |
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Wig overload | |
Mahjong will not be able to attend the next Yugo annual meeting, due to wig overload. | |
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-05-07 17:48:00 | |
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elegant ela fitzgerald | |
elegant ela fitzgerald often farted while reading the herald as her morning started
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-07 17:41:00 | |
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Foreclosure 4000 | |
i had it all: widgets from spain. doorknobs from calcutta. irony from the moon. but then, interest rates took it from me. my god-given right as an american to borrow as much goddamn money as i pleased was suddenly and cruelly stamped out. where is the justice? if i cannot hold this piece of plastic - my credit card - in my hand, and feel a giant, endless pile of heaven welling up - what else is there? what is happening to america? this used to be a great country, until those terrorists showed up.
oh well. time to go watch fox news, and see if ford is running any new ads for red pickup trucks. i like red pickup trucks. |
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-07 13:01:00 | |
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tap your foot | |
tap your foot toke your funt twist your faders stroke your cunt | |
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-07 12:24:00 | |
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children's keybard from japan | |
kangaroo men on stilts sideways sideways lilts. red bowl red water red beats red watter condo in ashland for totalitarian macbeath hedz. it's a new probertoprey, shedo shedont shedonky. eletoral billy dee williams with extra class on the side, the finest malt liquor in the galaxy. masodik galamb, hello heloo hello, philip k. dick android theft. do yugos dream of cheaply-made sheep? | |
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-07 12:17:00 | |
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GOOD MOERNING | |
I WANT TO KILL THE PERSON DOWN THE HALL WHO KEEPS DRINKING THAT FLAVORED COFFEE SHIT IT SMELLS LIKE AN IHOP THAT HASN'T BEEN CLEANED IN THREE WEEKS
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-05 09:33:00 | |
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EARWIGS | |
WATEARWAR WARIW ARI WAIE EARWIG WIEGI WAIG WEE AWIE EARWIG WIARIGW WIAGI EIW WIGWAM EARWIG EARWIG WEATR EARWIG1!!!!~~~ earwigearwigswewiar searchwewi seari iocei earwig s wear earawig earwigz ewaar earwigS EARWIGS EARWIGS EARWIGS EARWIGS EARWIGS lol earwigs lol earwigs rofl rofl lol lol EARWIGS!!! lol | |
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-05-05 09:11:00 | |
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