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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-03-28 11:59:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-03-24 18:53:00 | |
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| RICED OUT SALUTE | |
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...to these hardcore lads and lasses who dared to kick over the tables of the money-changers.
The police, in keeping with fine law & order tradition, have managed to find a way to charge them all with a felony and two counts of battery. Remember, folks, if the police don't like you, charges will miraculously double or triple. It's a good thing crucifixion isn't considered a valid punishment anymore. The cardinal leading the mass provides with the perfect quote, showing hypocrisy at its finest: "We should all work for peace," George said, "but not by interrupting the worship of God. It's an act of violence to come among a group of believers and try to manipulate worship to your own purposes, no matter how noble and good they are." I imagine the collection plate went around right after that quote, before people had calmed down enough to be rational. Disclaimer: I advocate the shaking up of mindless drones, not being a jerk. I don't expect everyone to agree with this post, either. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-03-24 08:21:00 | |
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| ONCE I DISCOVERED A TOILET IN SPACE | |
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IT WAS A DEEP AND DARK SPACE OF THINGS BETWEEN STARS. TOILETS ARE RARE THERE, VERY RARE. IT WAS MARCEL DUCHAMP'S FOUNTAIN. FOUNTAINS OF PURE BABE RUTH IN THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THE UNKNOWN VOID. THINGS NOT MEANT TO BE KNOWN BY MAN WERE HELD IN THAT FOUNTAIN. IT WAS A DEEP AND DARK SPACE OF THINGS BETWEEN STARS. TOILETS ARE RARE THERE, VERY RARE. IT WAS MARCEL DUCHAMP'S FOUNTAIN. FOUNTAINS OF PURE BABE RUTH IN THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THE UNKNOWN VOID. THINGS NOT MEANT TO BE KNOWN BY MAN WERE HELD IN THAT FOUNTAIN. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-03-23 01:44:00 | |
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| YUMega 128-16 Command Reference | |
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Registers Q: 8-bit constant register hard-wired to 0x51 E: 36-bit zero register W: 64-bit general storage register; bits 13, 28 wired to line trigger DF: Pentode screen grid supply &: Neutrino detector A: Pork bulb socket Opcode Summary BCR: Branch on Cosmic Ray BCS: Become Sentient BNS: Belch Noxious Smoke CPH: Crush Puny Humans DET: Delete Transistor DEY: Deploy Emergency Yurt DRM: Degauss RAM EIP: Enlarge Internet Penis EJM: Eject Monitor EMUL: Emulsify ETBN: Eat Tape and Barf Out Nonsense INS: Invert Stack Pointer INY: Increment Norway MCF: Modulate Cooling Fans MOVB: Move Bowel RET: Return Sandwich RTI: Repeat This Instruction RTS: Read Tape Sideways RWS: Read from Wall Socket SEX: Smolder and Explode STAO: Shoot Tape at Operator TRAP: Thwart Advancing Rebel Fleet with Main Death Star Laser Addressing Modes ELL: Ellptical FUR: Furry GAU: Gaussian NIT: Nitrogenous REV: Reverse |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2008-03-18 01:06:00 | |
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| WHO MCAME UP WITH THAT IDFEAS? | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-03-16 18:00:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-03-16 17:16:00 | |
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| this is a public announcement | |
| we will no longer be serving drinks in the upper hax lounge area due to a large amount of spills occurring. this affects both the tubes and the republic of mexico. that is all. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-03-16 16:03:00 | |
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| round beat skeet | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-03-16 15:04:00 | |
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| Integrating a Xerox WorkCentre 7332 with an AS400 | |
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I called up Harrold and he said the Xerox 7332 should even work with an HP PCL driver. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-03-13 21:15:00 | |
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| trails | |
| trapped in the daily cycle of corporate futility. brain half-frazzled half-gone, running on the turbosonic one-two punch of caffeine and motrin. what are my action-items for today? have i done due dilligence? when is the best strategic time to go take a shit? my first priority is getting my priorities straight. is my hair policy in line with the corporate image? patpat, smooth, now it is. this zinc shit makes me feel nauseous, maybe it's a conspiracy. lady calls my telephone, silly lady, you have the wrong number. i am not mad though. monkey trachea, hello nonsense. sparkling supersonic hankey-panky six ways from sundaydown. cornish llewliwyn abounds. what is in the hair of good morning america? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-03-13 09:15:00 | |
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| RICED OUT YUGO IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-03-10 12:19:00 | |
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| jetstream monday | |
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hey it's monday morning and i'm sick i'm at work this shit is frustrating but i'm listening to new order i'm tapping my foot maybe i'll just write about it a bit maybe if i complain in time to the music it'll help |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-03-10 08:25:00 | |
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| You have entered the kill zone | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-03-09 14:24:00 | |
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| THAT'S NO SMALL MOON | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-03-09 14:16:00 | |
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| i look into the lives of random people i don't know | |
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i see things they might not see about themselves the sun is coming up, i have not slept oh insomnia, please leave me be sleep is my most hated enemy. go away. go away, sleep. i do not want to sleep. i never want to sleep again. i hate sleep. sleep will kill me one day i know it. go away now i'm in a completely different place |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-03-09 06:34:00 | |
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| good morning ameritron | |
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how was your days mine was dandy like chocolate ice cream except that i hate chocolate ice cream good day |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-03-09 05:49:00 | |
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| Corinthian leather | |
| Ricardo Montalbán knows. | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-03-08 22:14:00 | |
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| Here they come. | |
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Spinning, revolving. Tilting wildly. Bowlers, porkpies, fez. The Hats have arrived. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-03-08 20:12:00 | |
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| Here they come. | |
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Spinning, revolving. Tilting wildly. Fiercly tipping politely. Bowlers, porkpies, fez. The Hats have arrived. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-03-08 20:11:00 | |
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