Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
i look into the lives of random people i don't know
i see things they might not see about themselves
the sun is coming up, i have not slept
oh insomnia, please leave me be
sleep is my most hated enemy. go away. go away, sleep.
i do not want to sleep. i never want to sleep again.
i hate sleep.
sleep will kill me one day
i know it.
go away
now i'm in a completely different place
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-03-09 06:34:00
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good morning ameritron
how was your days
mine was dandy like chocolate ice cream
except that i hate chocolate ice cream
good day
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-03-09 05:49:00
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Corinthian leather
Ricardo Montalbán knows.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-03-08 22:14:00
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Here they come.
Spinning, revolving.
Tilting wildly.
Fiercly tipping politely.
Bowlers, porkpies, fez.
The Hats have arrived.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-03-08 20:12:00
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Here they come.
Spinning, revolving.
Tilting wildly.
Fiercly tipping politely.
Bowlers, porkpies, fez.
The Hats have arrived.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-03-08 20:11:00
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LET"S WRITE A POEM
WHEN YOU RUN OVER YOUR TOE WITH A WHEELIE CHAIR
OW, IT HURTS
WHEN YOU GRIP A MUG OF HOT TEA A LITTLE TOO HASTILY
OW, IT HURTS
WHEN YOU CARELESSLY ANSWER A TELEPHONE AND CLUB YOURSELF IN THE FACE WITH THE RECEIVER
OW, IT HURTS
WHEN YOUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IMPOSES A POLICE STATE IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM
OW, IT HURTS
WHEN RICED OUT YUGO HAS MORE TRUTH THAN THE NEWS
OW, IT HURTS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-03-08 19:44:00
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mbc fukbothero
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT SINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT THINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT PINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT LINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT KINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT WINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT CRINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT OINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT MINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT FINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT CHINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT SHRINK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT INK IT
I MOVED MY BATTLESHIP SO YOU CANT DINE ON IT
FATTLESHIP FATTLESHIP FATTLESHIP FATTLESHIP FATTLESHIP
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-03-07 23:09:00
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????????????????
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-03-07 17:00:00
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Several points
1. Riced Out Yugo can be interpreted as either extremely productive or extremely non-productive. There is no compromise.
2. RTQP is actually a robot, everything else you hear is lies
3. This site is hosted in the FBIs basement
4. When RTQP explained his new job, it was something about meta.
5. RTQPs definition of explanation is something that requires my IQ squared
6. RTQPs new job is cool anyway
7. h4x
8. 345kiy5349ue45tojt9o
9. This tea is too strong
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-03-06 16:22:00
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YES NO YES NO
STOP TAPPING ON THAT DESK, I DON'T REALISE THAT IT'S A COMPLEX POLYRHYTHMIC BREAKBEAT CONSISTING OF SEVERAL FUNKY OFF-BEATS. IT'S ANNOYING TAPPING DAMNIT.

On another note, Mahjong has discovered FALSE PREACHINGS in the world of non-integer society. 0.5 FAKES ARE EVERYWHERE, NO-WHERE IS SAFE. I say we just destroy everything. It will be easier than fixing this mess.

HYPERFUKBOT TAKESD OVER 5649RTINKGFD,M GDRO FOKIGDRNFSE NI23W4,HRETL ENMPGE53489OW 356L 4I3O4PO2359 PUW3

5436TIGHIDR TDEKNRT

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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-03-06 16:12:00
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you're annoying
stop that tapping immediately
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-03-06 14:22:00
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thoughts on RTQP's mind
  1. can we just burn israel to the ground, so people will stop fighting over it? oh, they're doing that already? okay then. sheesh, kids and toys.
  2. why are vampires always goth? yes, goths love vampires, but i always wonder if there are some really teed-off non-goth vampires out there.
  3. politicians are irrelevant
  4. when everyone is to blame, nobody takes responsibility. i'd pick george bush for that, but responsibility isn't really his bag.
  5. i am not a christian, but saying grace makes sense, in a way. "thank you food, you are delicious."
  6. the background image currently showing is of a man that looks a cross between william shatner and a midwestern sheriff. his tie is fascinating.
  7. there's a lot of inherent humor and silliness about the taliban that most people miss, because they're too busy bolstering their egos by acting like they're morally superior. also, 9/11 lol, NOT TOO SOON ANYMORE.
  8. i have pants 110k
  9. 303 sounds like a raver using lightning as glowsticks. playing with lightning is fun
  10. i really like this pen.
  11. i wonder if the IT dept at my place of employment has, or ever will, find out about yugo via whatever snoop logs they keep. if so: hello, nice site rite, I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE TEN MINUTES OF PERSONAL INTERNETS DURING LUNCH OKAY and riced out yugo does not adhere to any corporate policy free like the wind baby
  12. well okay, there is the unspoken rule to never post a goatse or something else that bad... without a damn good reason.
  13. peanut snax
  14. dirigible elton in the john
  15. sheriff shatner points agressively
  16. necktie still amazing
  17. ok this is long enough back to being productive
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-03-03 11:35:00
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FINAL FANTASY 1: ICE CAVE: AN ELUCIDATION












Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-03-02 22:54:00
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preferential treatment
I prefer trout
Ip refert rout
Ipr efertr out
Ipre fertro ut
Ipref ertrou t
Iprefe rtrout .
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-03-02 19:29:00
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U;tiim,ate h4x loungueueueus.s]e;er]3]
It's the 39 that enables the 4.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-03-02 11:40:00
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an open letter to comcast
dear comcast,

i am leaving this torrent seeding @ 20k just because i hate you for making it download so poorly in the first place. i encourage all yugo readers - if any - to follow suit.

burn in hell,
R.T.Q.P.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-29 18:15:00
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it's 18:12
dudu du dudu du dudu du du du
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-27 17:15:00
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keep it hood
mechanical back alleys another product of those palm trees. without me the internet is a chevy with stock rims, betta thow some qs on dat bitch. adfadfsogdthe oh shit i think we're having a 3463963069034699 YOUR SIGNAL'S BREAKING UP AAOAOOA OATOHPAOAOAOAOOAOOA OAOAO AO OA OA OAO AOA AO OA AO texture texture texture texture texture texture texture texture

things just don't seem to be the same anymore
damn.
vectors, man, vectors. vectors. hey dr. mr.~!! hai u. how u doin. what broughtr u to dis party. oh hi megan. oh u wanna pour tequila down my throat? dats k but like i hate tequila. hoodd.dd.d.. dr. mr. vectors. calculon. everybody in da muthafuckin city c'mon. click click click pop glitchglitchglitch tick sizzle.
PROCRASTINATION
reiterate: PROCRASTINATION
again: PROCRASTINATION
purple-pink ATI video cards stealing my dreams. you barely see me. where all da fukbots at? imma keep it q. keep it q in da hood. i'm reppin for da yugo. brb
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-02-27 12:27:00
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the key:
8,712,195,231
8,172,192,349
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-02-25 18:55:00
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hax rays 
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 _/ _)/ | / / _  / ___(_)_(_) _      _\_\|/_\|  _\_\_(_)_(_)|/_\| / ___ \  
/ \ \ | |/ / | || |   | ____|(_)____| | | | |  | | | |/ _ \ |_ _|/ / __| \ 
\ \\ \|_/ /|_  _| |___|  _|_   |____| |_| | |  | |_| | |_| | | || | (__   |
 \ \_/ /_/   |_| \____|_____|        \___/|_|   \___/ \___/ |___|\ \___| / 
(__/               )_)                                            \_____/  
   _         ____   __  //\  __  _   /\/\  _  _   _ ___  ___ 
  (o)       |  _ \ /  \|/_\|/  \(_)  >  < (o)(_)_(_) _ \/ _ \
  /_\ ____ _| |_| | () / _ \ () | | _\/\ |/_\ / _ \\___/\___/
 / _ \____|__ __| |\__/ (_) \__/| |/ __` / _ \ |_| |___||___|
/_/ \_\     |____/     \___/    |_|\____/_/ \_\___/          
                                                             
 _   _  ___   __        _   _____   _ _          _     ___ ___ __ /\/\   __  
(_)_(_)/ _ \_/_/_      (_) / _/(_)_(_) | ____   (o)   / ,_\_  )_/ >  < _/_/_ 
 / _ \| |/ / | | |____ | || |// || |/ __) _//\  /_\ _| |_  / /| |_\/\ | | | |
| |_| | |\ \ |_| |____/ /_| //| || | (_| (//) |/ _ \ | |__/___| / __` | |_| |
 \___/| ||_/\___/     \___|//__/ |_|\   )//__//_/ \_(_,____|  |_\____/ \__, |
      |_|                            |_)_)                             |___/
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2008-02-25 13:17:00
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