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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-27 17:15:00 | |
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| keep it hood | |
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mechanical back alleys another product of those palm trees. without me the internet is a chevy with stock rims, betta thow some qs on dat bitch. adfadfsogdthe oh shit i think we're having a 3463963069034699 YOUR SIGNAL'S BREAKING UP AAOAOOA OATOHPAOAOAOAOOAOOA OAOAO AO OA OA OAO AOA AO OA AO texture texture texture texture texture texture texture texture things just don't seem to be the same anymore damn. vectors, man, vectors. vectors. hey dr. mr.~!! hai u. how u doin. what broughtr u to dis party. oh hi megan. oh u wanna pour tequila down my throat? dats k but like i hate tequila. hoodd.dd.d.. dr. mr. vectors. calculon. everybody in da muthafuckin city c'mon. click click click pop glitchglitchglitch tick sizzle. PROCRASTINATION reiterate: PROCRASTINATION again: PROCRASTINATION purple-pink ATI video cards stealing my dreams. you barely see me. where all da fukbots at? imma keep it q. keep it q in da hood. i'm reppin for da yugo. brb |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-02-27 12:27:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-02-25 18:55:00 | |
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| hax rays | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2008-02-25 13:17:00 | |
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| post-bevatron deep q funk | |
| turbinal dispell. cirkey malarky hat. sjkl;dfjqwesd;kl fjskldf sdf lskdjf lksjf le xpepellel papperellif js;elk;flksdlf zam zam. ice cube synth solo. hooks on 808 groove. acid bassline drops. man in background sips drink of mysterious origin. fast keys, hair inferno. fjsfkdjfsldklfsldf jskldjfslkdfjk sdO YEA KOOL IAD I AM TEH KOOLAID MASTERS SWING SWING SWANG SWUNG HAX HAX ha xxxx teh ur codez, bestest, fastest, 120% results at 42% effort. maximal strain resistance. deluxe, shiny, maximal. turbo. functional. delightful. all this and more, exquisite soundtrack to boot. location excellent, in both senses. people par excellance, interaction deluxe. no malarky. plz. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-24 19:48:00 | |
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| Resource-resource-resource-resource. | |
| White labels staring at me THROUGH THE SKY. Developed. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-24 08:21:00 | |
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| the t-bone post | |
| T-Bone, T-Bone, T-Bone. Steak, car accident, and homeboy. A rapper named T-Bone driving his rapmobile. Eating a T-Bone steak. He's so into the steak, he doesn't notice a red light. T-Bone eating a T-Bone is T-Bone'd. That was the end of him. This is the end of the post. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-22 16:01:00 | |
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| rtqp elaborates on the a&e channel. | |
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CSI reruns: we won't get fooled again, until the next rurun.
intervention: HAY!! let's make a show about addicts, because we all know misery translates well into dollars. a patriotic episode of a drunk driving, alcoholic iraq veteran is sure to tug on the heartstrings of america, and the pursestrings of advertisers. paranoid state: sandwiched in between showing CSI reruns and intervening with alcoholic veterans, a&e has found the time to create a TV series based entirely off of the blair witch project, except this time, we are supposed to believe it is real. wobbily footage of CB radios barfing electromagnetic glossolia and a team of characters based off of cocaine kitty completes the ensemble. conclusion: more csi reruns plz. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-21 02:08:00 | |
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| this post saved juho from a lot more rambling | |
| type type type. i can type all day. WHEE, WHOO, HOLLA, &c. &c. you are hereby instructed to raise [it to] the roof. juho wants me to talk about lions. what email? lions do not use email. lions roar. lions hamstring the majestic zebra. hamstring is not a majestic verb, but is quite possibly an anatomical noun. this is a dirigible, demonstrative pronoun. codex im influx. type type type, dirigible proverb. HELLO SIR, I AM INFORMATION. WOULD YOU LIKE TO MANIPULATE MY BITS? terrestrial transmogrification. dave smith poly devalver, for when your sound is just a little too trendy. wat, wat, wat do you mean wat? wat is wat is wat is wat is wat is why is how when where is the then few mew boop whee klam za'am thank you ma'am. hello i am a sentence. NO WAIT I AM. hey, i am too, and i have the magick of commas at my disposal. here we go again, starting another sentence. why can i not stick with just one sentence? curse you phygian laws of grammar, i fart at your initial half-step. adam ant a7 verse, b7 chrous, flange finale, digital performer. RUN THAT TAPE BACK SOLO!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-18 21:38:00 | |
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| A TOOT TOOT AND A SIP OF TEA | |
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A framework play with helpful literary analysis by the Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker - write about it for English class, kids!! [curtains open] Miss Sporty: HULLO CHAPS, SO GOOD OF YOU TO COME OVER FOR TEA. Old Bean: SO KIND OF YOU FOR INVITING US Old Sprout: YES, AND SUCH LOVELY CURTAINS YOU HAVE Miss Sporty: WON'T YOU PLEASE SIT DOWN? [party sits, stays... good party!] Old Bean: THIS TEA IS QUITE LOVELY THANK YOU AGAIN FOR INVITING US Old Sprout: YES AND I STILL CANNOT GET OVER THOSE CURTIANS [hammartia alert!!] Miss Sporty: YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE SIR MY GREAT UNCLE FREDWARD LEFT THEM TO ME THEY HAVE MAGICKAL POWERS SUPPOSEDLY THEY ONCE ADORNED THE MUD HUT OF JESUS HIMSELF Miss Sporty: WILL YOU EXCUSE ME GENTLEMEN ALL THAT INSUFFILATION HAS GIVEN ME NASAL LIQUIDITY ISSUES I MUST HAVE A TOOT TOOT [Miss Sporty exit stage right. Old Bean has a sip of tea.] Old Bean: I THINK I MUST ALSO GO FOR A TOOT TOOT EXCUSE ME OLD SPROUT. [Old sprout looks around to make sure they are gone.] Old Sprout: MUAHAHA, THE CURTAINS SHALL BE MINE [] [Old Sprout steals the curtains and exits stage left. Miss Sporty and Old Bean return.] Miss Sporty: WTF D00D MY CURTAINS Old Bean: =|:{OOOOOO !! Old Bean: RETURN THOSE CURTAINS AT ONCE YOU DASTARD!! Old Sprout: NEVER!! YOU WILL HAVE TO FORCIBLY REMOVE THEM FROM MY POSESSION [Old Bean tries to forcibly remove the curtains from the posession of Old Sprout. The curtains rip into many pieces.] Old Bean: WOE!! [Miss Sporty enter stage right] Miss Sporty: NOOOO, MY CURTAINS!!! ;_; Old Sprout: WHAT HATH MY GREED WROUGHT!! [Old Sprout pulls a gun out of his waistcoat and holds it to his head.] Old Sprout: i told u i was hardcore [Old Sprout shoots himself. Curtains close.] Author's note: To those of you offended by this mockery of a major form of literature, I would like to say that I'm not doing anything Shakespeare wouldn't have done, if he'd had blink tags and emoticons. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-18 00:20:00 | |
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| 100% accurate Pi | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 17:01:00 | |
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| Why? | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:57:00 | |
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| We are still here | |
| You can't get rid of us, you can't destroy The ROY. You can't. You just can't. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:54:00 | |
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| 1077[5] | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:53:00 | |
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| Honest -3 | |
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-3 is here, it's here to haunt us all. In the streets, and on our feet. Which pineapple would you like sir? The blue one or the regulars. The regulars are more consistant in their radio wave stage but you know... THE CLIMATE THESE DAYS, BEING WHAT IT IS? I MEAN JESUS. WHAT IS CULTURE COMING TO. r4twlj-4rr4w[rw The sky turned blue, and I was alone |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:50:00 | |
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| TOP SECRET CONVERSATION LOGZ | |
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Mahjong says: Anti-ballistic taco Mahjong says: IN THE HOUSE HFB says: WHAT THE FUCK HFB says: WHO ARE YOU HFB says: WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING ME HFB says: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MY MSN HFB says: I'M GONNA SUE YOU HFB says: I'M GONNA FUCKING SUE YOU HFB says: I'VE GOT A GODDAMN RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THE INTERNET Mahjong says: NO WAY BUDDY HFB says: OKAY? Mahjong says: I'LL SUE YOU HFB says: SO CALM DOWN HFB says: CALM DOWN Mahjong says: YOU ARE BREAKING MY PERSONAL INTERNET SPACE LAW SECTION 49733 HFB says: FUCK SUING Mahjong says: NO YOU CALM DOWN HFB says: FUCK INTERNET HFB says: FUCK CALM HFB says: FUCK LAW Mahjong says: NO U HFB says: FUCK YOU AND YOUR PETTY CROCODILES HFB says: YOU CONSUMERWHORE Mahjong says: YEAH WELL U R JUST CONTROLLED BY THE GOVERNMENT AND THE MEDIA Mahjong says: IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY MAN Mahjong says: CROCODILES DON'T EVEN EXIST HFB says: oh right HFB says: :( HFB says: ;( |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:44:00 | |
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| ATTENTION FOLKS | |
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OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER TAKING OVER NEW MEXICO BEWARE OF AIR MAIL IT MAY CAUSE CANCER BEBEBEBEBEBEBE |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 11:36:00 | |
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| Infinity | |
| I've been struggling with this concept. Could someone please sum it up for me? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-12 08:13:00 | |
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| foetus vacuum | |
| once again, man in mp3 screams about cancelling his next birthday. web browser peruses nail wikipedia. soundtrack consisting of blurry whirling butcher knife. somewhere, at internet sanity central, someone completely misinterprets my previous statement, and presumes i am a violent loony. in reality, i am simpy a loony that flails around verbally, mentally, and physically in order to achieve a few minutes of being able to sit still. i am not organized enough for violence. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-11 08:39:00 | |
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| PRODIGY PROCEDURE | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-11 07:33:00 | |
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