Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
A TOOT TOOT AND A SIP OF TEA
A TOOT TOOT AND A SIP OF TEA
A framework play with helpful literary analysis by the Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker - write about it for English class, kids!!




ACT I



[curtains open]

Miss Sporty: HULLO CHAPS, SO GOOD OF YOU TO COME OVER FOR TEA.

Old Bean: SO KIND OF YOU FOR INVITING US

Old Sprout: YES, AND SUCH LOVELY CURTAINS YOU HAVE

Miss Sporty: WON'T YOU PLEASE SIT DOWN?

[party sits, stays... good party!]



ACT II



Old Bean: THIS TEA IS QUITE LOVELY THANK YOU AGAIN FOR INVITING US

Old Sprout: YES AND I STILL CANNOT GET OVER THOSE CURTIANS [hammartia alert!!]

Miss Sporty: YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE SIR MY GREAT UNCLE FREDWARD LEFT THEM TO ME THEY HAVE MAGICKAL POWERS SUPPOSEDLY THEY ONCE ADORNED THE MUD HUT OF JESUS HIMSELF



ACT III



Miss Sporty: WILL YOU EXCUSE ME GENTLEMEN ALL THAT INSUFFILATION HAS GIVEN ME NASAL LIQUIDITY ISSUES I MUST HAVE A TOOT TOOT

[Miss Sporty exit stage right. Old Bean has a sip of tea.]

Old Bean: I THINK I MUST ALSO GO FOR A TOOT TOOT EXCUSE ME OLD SPROUT.

[Old sprout looks around to make sure they are gone.]

Old Sprout: MUAHAHA, THE CURTAINS SHALL BE MINE [climax alert!!]

[Old Sprout steals the curtains and exits stage left. Miss Sporty and Old Bean return.]

Miss Sporty: WTF D00D MY CURTAINS

Old Bean: =|:{OOOOOO !!



ACT IV



Old Bean: RETURN THOSE CURTAINS AT ONCE YOU DASTARD!!

Old Sprout: NEVER!! YOU WILL HAVE TO FORCIBLY REMOVE THEM FROM MY POSESSION

[Old Bean tries to forcibly remove the curtains from the posession of Old Sprout. The curtains rip into many pieces.]

Old Bean: WOE!!

[Miss Sporty enter stage right]

Miss Sporty: NOOOO, MY CURTAINS!!! ;_;

Old Sprout: WHAT HATH MY GREED WROUGHT!!

[Old Sprout pulls a gun out of his waistcoat and holds it to his head.]

Old Sprout: i told u i was hardcore

[Old Sprout shoots himself. Curtains close.]




Author's note: To those of you offended by this mockery of a major form of literature, I would like to say that I'm not doing anything Shakespeare wouldn't have done, if he'd had blink tags and emoticons.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-18 00:20:00
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100% accurate Pi
[data load error]
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 17:01:00
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Why?
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We are still here
You can't get rid of us, you can't destroy The ROY. You can't. You just can't.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:54:00
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:53:00
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Honest -3
-3 is here, it's here to haunt us all. In the streets, and on our feet. Which pineapple would you like sir? The blue one or the regulars. The regulars are more consistant in their radio wave stage but you know... THE CLIMATE THESE DAYS, BEING WHAT IT IS? I MEAN JESUS. WHAT IS CULTURE COMING TO.

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The sky turned blue, and I was alone
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:50:00
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TOP SECRET CONVERSATION LOGZ
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Anti-ballistic taco
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IN THE HOUSE
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ATTENTION FOLKS
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER
TAKING OVER NEW MEXICO
BEWARE OF AIR MAIL
IT MAY CAUSE CANCER

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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 11:36:00
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Infinity
I've been struggling with this concept. Could someone please sum it up for me?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-12 08:13:00
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foetus vacuum
once again, man in mp3 screams about cancelling his next birthday. web browser peruses nail wikipedia. soundtrack consisting of blurry whirling butcher knife. somewhere, at internet sanity central, someone completely misinterprets my previous statement, and presumes i am a violent loony. in reality, i am simpy a loony that flails around verbally, mentally, and physically in order to achieve a few minutes of being able to sit still. i am not organized enough for violence.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-11 08:39:00
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PRODIGY PROCEDURE
  1. Boom
  2. Bah
  3. Poison
  4. Remedy
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-11 07:33:00
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we've got solutions
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robocup
oh no where have all the pancakes gone
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time to find a new place
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Datum Data 
Datum:              1
Datum is 0?:        0
Datum is 1?:        1
Datum is meat?:     0
Datum is data?:     0
Datum is Q?:        0
Datum is datum?:    1
Datum data results: 1010001
ASCII equivalent:   Q
Q is Q?:            wat
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pudding data flux
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-02-05 17:49:00
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the windmills stop at nothing
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Please stand by
We apologise for the sudden language barrier issues. Normal service will be regained so- OH JESUS THE ATTACK OF THE DIFFERENT CGHARACTER SURTETS,M ONGMGMGMG VENERTIAN SNARES, RE5IOTH98T543EYE4T ETORT4EWJNOEIRIL JR4WTIO HJESUS CHRIST.

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Absorb
閉店と聞いて遠方からよかちゃに足を運ぶファンもいるのです。 閉店と聞いて遠方からよかちゃに足を運ぶファンもいるのです。 閉店と聞いて遠方からよかちゃに足を運ぶファンもいるのです。 閉店と聞いて遠方からよかちゃに足を運ぶファンもいるのです。 閉店と聞いて遠方からよかちゃに足を運ぶファンもいるのです。 532 ：Ｃ．Ｎ．：名無したん：2007/12/25(火) 20:59:05 ID:89YOl+ag0 ?2BP(0) メガネ学生って何時ごろいるの? 533 ：Ｃ．Ｎ．：名無したん：2007/12/25(火) 21:16:50 ID:lLtPUMpV0 >>530 「外神田のキセキ」に書いてないよ、こんなの 534 ：Ｃ．Ｎ．：名無したん：2007/12/25(火) 21:39:40 ID:bCyresN00 ググレ　書かれてる 535 ：Ｃ．Ｎ．：名無したん：2007/12/25(火) 22:51:04 ID:iNJ0/HZSO クリスマスにメイドカフェド行って、 メイドのブルマ姿に萌えてる キモヲタに書かれたくないなあ。 どうせ余暇に来たことないんだろ？

Said the tall brown fox, whilst jovially jumping amongst the fern bushes.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-03 18:02:00
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pudding construction: a diatribe
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*** RICED OUT YUGO IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACCUSATIONS REGARDING JESUS AND FELLATIO
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