|
|
|
| YUGO |
|
YUGO LABS |
| ALSO WIK |
| rtqp elaborates on the a&e channel. | |
|
CSI reruns: we won't get fooled again, until the next rurun.
intervention: HAY!! let's make a show about addicts, because we all know misery translates well into dollars. a patriotic episode of a drunk driving, alcoholic iraq veteran is sure to tug on the heartstrings of america, and the pursestrings of advertisers. paranoid state: sandwiched in between showing CSI reruns and intervening with alcoholic veterans, a&e has found the time to create a TV series based entirely off of the blair witch project, except this time, we are supposed to believe it is real. wobbily footage of CB radios barfing electromagnetic glossolia and a team of characters based off of cocaine kitty completes the ensemble. conclusion: more csi reruns plz. |
|
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-21 02:08:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| this post saved juho from a lot more rambling | |
| type type type. i can type all day. WHEE, WHOO, HOLLA, &c. &c. you are hereby instructed to raise [it to] the roof. juho wants me to talk about lions. what email? lions do not use email. lions roar. lions hamstring the majestic zebra. hamstring is not a majestic verb, but is quite possibly an anatomical noun. this is a dirigible, demonstrative pronoun. codex im influx. type type type, dirigible proverb. HELLO SIR, I AM INFORMATION. WOULD YOU LIKE TO MANIPULATE MY BITS? terrestrial transmogrification. dave smith poly devalver, for when your sound is just a little too trendy. wat, wat, wat do you mean wat? wat is wat is wat is wat is wat is why is how when where is the then few mew boop whee klam za'am thank you ma'am. hello i am a sentence. NO WAIT I AM. hey, i am too, and i have the magick of commas at my disposal. here we go again, starting another sentence. why can i not stick with just one sentence? curse you phygian laws of grammar, i fart at your initial half-step. adam ant a7 verse, b7 chrous, flange finale, digital performer. RUN THAT TAPE BACK SOLO!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-18 21:38:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| A TOOT TOOT AND A SIP OF TEA | |
|
A framework play with helpful literary analysis by the Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker - write about it for English class, kids!! [curtains open] Miss Sporty: HULLO CHAPS, SO GOOD OF YOU TO COME OVER FOR TEA. Old Bean: SO KIND OF YOU FOR INVITING US Old Sprout: YES, AND SUCH LOVELY CURTAINS YOU HAVE Miss Sporty: WON'T YOU PLEASE SIT DOWN? [party sits, stays... good party!] Old Bean: THIS TEA IS QUITE LOVELY THANK YOU AGAIN FOR INVITING US Old Sprout: YES AND I STILL CANNOT GET OVER THOSE CURTIANS [hammartia alert!!] Miss Sporty: YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE SIR MY GREAT UNCLE FREDWARD LEFT THEM TO ME THEY HAVE MAGICKAL POWERS SUPPOSEDLY THEY ONCE ADORNED THE MUD HUT OF JESUS HIMSELF Miss Sporty: WILL YOU EXCUSE ME GENTLEMEN ALL THAT INSUFFILATION HAS GIVEN ME NASAL LIQUIDITY ISSUES I MUST HAVE A TOOT TOOT [Miss Sporty exit stage right. Old Bean has a sip of tea.] Old Bean: I THINK I MUST ALSO GO FOR A TOOT TOOT EXCUSE ME OLD SPROUT. [Old sprout looks around to make sure they are gone.] Old Sprout: MUAHAHA, THE CURTAINS SHALL BE MINE [] [Old Sprout steals the curtains and exits stage left. Miss Sporty and Old Bean return.] Miss Sporty: WTF D00D MY CURTAINS Old Bean: =|:{OOOOOO !! Old Bean: RETURN THOSE CURTAINS AT ONCE YOU DASTARD!! Old Sprout: NEVER!! YOU WILL HAVE TO FORCIBLY REMOVE THEM FROM MY POSESSION [Old Bean tries to forcibly remove the curtains from the posession of Old Sprout. The curtains rip into many pieces.] Old Bean: WOE!! [Miss Sporty enter stage right] Miss Sporty: NOOOO, MY CURTAINS!!! ;_; Old Sprout: WHAT HATH MY GREED WROUGHT!! [Old Sprout pulls a gun out of his waistcoat and holds it to his head.] Old Sprout: i told u i was hardcore [Old Sprout shoots himself. Curtains close.] Author's note: To those of you offended by this mockery of a major form of literature, I would like to say that I'm not doing anything Shakespeare wouldn't have done, if he'd had blink tags and emoticons. |
|
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-18 00:20:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| 100% accurate Pi | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 17:01:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| Why? | |
|
'That's an interesting question ',$NAME,'. We'll get back to you with an answer ASAP'. HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW DO YO UO RO E0OE-0 30 39 390 38 38 29 49 294 92 93 9 392 93 02 IT'S IN THE . lolobscureparagraphswithoutnospacingoranythinglololol. 34=3=3=3=3=3=3 =3=3=3= 3=3=3=3 3 EQUALS 3 HELLO SON, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FREE RANGE EGGS? ONLY WITH 349282 302 3098RW4JL SFE,RGDL;DNEF .EFERAFKMN IFU WRGS, GRHE EQW23 TOI[W4 5RTM3Q[PTKUO T4WEGRY4RT87 Y45434[OWREO[47U3I59445U] 6T423 |
|
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:57:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| We are still here | |
| You can't get rid of us, you can't destroy The ROY. You can't. You just can't. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:54:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| 1077[5] | |
| 1077[5] 1077[5] infinte 1077[5] 1077[5] waves fuzz 1077[5] 1077[5] sock 1077[5] 39hz 1077[5] 1077[5] electrons 1077[5] how 1077[5] when 1077[5] 1077[5] button 1077[5] 1077[5] phone 1077[5] bandwidth 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] cock 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] metal 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] test 1077[5] yes 1077[5] no 1077[5] the end 1077[5] 1077[5] SCIENCE 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] the start 1077[5] serial 1077[5] 1077[5] why 1077[5] beer 1077[5] what 1077[5] where 1077[5] ceral 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] 1077[5] | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:53:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| Honest -3 | |
|
-3 is here, it's here to haunt us all. In the streets, and on our feet. Which pineapple would you like sir? The blue one or the regulars. The regulars are more consistant in their radio wave stage but you know... THE CLIMATE THESE DAYS, BEING WHAT IT IS? I MEAN JESUS. WHAT IS CULTURE COMING TO. r4twlj-4rr4w[rw The sky turned blue, and I was alone |
|
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:50:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| TOP SECRET CONVERSATION LOGZ | |
|
Mahjong says: Anti-ballistic taco Mahjong says: IN THE HOUSE HFB says: WHAT THE FUCK HFB says: WHO ARE YOU HFB says: WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING ME HFB says: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MY MSN HFB says: I'M GONNA SUE YOU HFB says: I'M GONNA FUCKING SUE YOU HFB says: I'VE GOT A GODDAMN RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THE INTERNET Mahjong says: NO WAY BUDDY HFB says: OKAY? Mahjong says: I'LL SUE YOU HFB says: SO CALM DOWN HFB says: CALM DOWN Mahjong says: YOU ARE BREAKING MY PERSONAL INTERNET SPACE LAW SECTION 49733 HFB says: FUCK SUING Mahjong says: NO YOU CALM DOWN HFB says: FUCK INTERNET HFB says: FUCK CALM HFB says: FUCK LAW Mahjong says: NO U HFB says: FUCK YOU AND YOUR PETTY CROCODILES HFB says: YOU CONSUMERWHORE Mahjong says: YEAH WELL U R JUST CONTROLLED BY THE GOVERNMENT AND THE MEDIA Mahjong says: IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY MAN Mahjong says: CROCODILES DON'T EVEN EXIST HFB says: oh right HFB says: :( HFB says: ;( |
|
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 16:44:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| ATTENTION FOLKS | |
|
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER TAKING OVER NEW MEXICO BEWARE OF AIR MAIL IT MAY CAUSE CANCER BEBEBEBEBEBEBE |
|
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-13 11:36:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| Infinity | |
| I've been struggling with this concept. Could someone please sum it up for me? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-12 08:13:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Read comments (1) |
| foetus vacuum | |
| once again, man in mp3 screams about cancelling his next birthday. web browser peruses nail wikipedia. soundtrack consisting of blurry whirling butcher knife. somewhere, at internet sanity central, someone completely misinterprets my previous statement, and presumes i am a violent loony. in reality, i am simpy a loony that flails around verbally, mentally, and physically in order to achieve a few minutes of being able to sit still. i am not organized enough for violence. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-11 08:39:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| PRODIGY PROCEDURE | |
|
|
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-11 07:33:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Read comments (1) |
| we've got solutions | |
| Always avoiding the telephone when it rings? Tired of always having to clean your tile floors? In need of a new television set AGAIN? Constantly annoyed by plastic bags that just don't work right? Are you suffering from Hepatitis, Mononucleosis, the Flu, Migraines, Montezuma's Revenge, Pink Eye., Opioid withdrawal, Q fever, or Rabies? Call 1-800-RICED-OUT-YUGO to get help. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-02-08 18:43:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| robocup | |
|
oh no where have all the pancakes gone silence for years oh no where have all the pancakes gone time to find a new place oh no where have all the pancakes gone gah where have all the pancakes gone i hate the flu |
|
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-02-08 00:05:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| Datum Data | |
Datum: 1 Datum is 0?: 0 Datum is 1?: 1 Datum is meat?: 0 Datum is data?: 0 Datum is Q?: 0 Datum is datum?: 1 Datum data results: 1010001 ASCII equivalent: Q Q is Q?: wat |
|
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-02-07 13:24:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| pudding data | |
| smelt smelt smelt smelt smelled the smell of smelted metal hair metal hair clasps. if you can read that, you don't need fascists. riced out yugo is a fantastic web site that censors block worldwide. riced out yugo is a place for friends. riced out yugo is the exit just past the highest point on I-90. riced out yugo is unbottled water. riced out yugo is the area outside the venn diagram. riced out yugo is the black area of a mandlebrot set. riced out yugo is the spoon area of a dining set. riced out yugo is the woodchip area of a swing set. riced out yugo is the high point of a disco set. riced out yugo is the ideal thermostat setpoint. riced out yugo is your favorite tile on the whole bathroom floor. riced out yugo is the grout between the tiles of reality. riced out yugo is that stick on that tree. riced out yugo is in that place where you put that thing that time. riced out yugo is riced out yugo. riced out yugo is self-referential. riced out yugo references self-reference, in relation to itself. riced out yugo emphasizes its relation to itself, in the context of referencing self-reference. riced out yugo is a three-dimensional cube made entirely out of rubber bands, arranged so the structure miraculously holds itself together. riced out yugo is only possible in theory, but here we are anyways. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-07 08:12:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| pudding data flux | |
|
0.14151 0.14351 0.24151 0.17451 0.24124 |
|
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-02-05 17:49:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| the windmills stop at nothing | |
|
ddjkljkldjkldjkllkjdkdjkdjkkdjjkddkjdkjkdjkldjkdjdjklkj djkdjljdlkjdkljkldjdjlljkdjkldjkjdjkdjk ddjkjdkd ddljkdjkdjkdjkld djkljkdjdkldjldkjdl djdlkjdlkjdlk djldkjldkjdlkdjlkdjlkdjdlkjdldjkjdljk dj dlkjdlkdjldkjdlkjd jld lkdlkdjdljdkjdljlkdjldkj djlkdjdlkjdlkjd dl jdkldjlkdjdlkjdlkdjlkd jldkdjlkdjdlkdjldkjldkjdlkjdljdkldjlkdjlkdjkld djkldjdkljdlkjdlkdjlkdjlkdjlkdjldkjdlkjdlk djkldjdkljdlkdjlkdjlkdjkldjlkdjdkljdlkjdlkjdjdljk djlkdjlkdjkldjldkjdjkldljkljd d djkljkldkljdlj djd djljkld ldklj d djkljdk jdkljd lkjd dj ljd djljd dj jd jdlk jdljkdjlkdj djlk dj kldj dk jd dlj dj ljdkjdlkj dlkj dlj ldj jld jk ljd klj dlkj ldk jdl dlj ldj ldj dl jldkjkljddjk
NOTHING |
|
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-05 16:09:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
| Please stand by | |
We apologise for the sudden language barrier issues. Normal service will be regained so- OH JESUS THE ATTACK OF THE DIFFERENT CGHARACTER SURTETS,M ONGMGMGMG VENERTIAN SNARES, RE5IOTH98T543EYE4T ETORT4EWJNOEIRIL JR4WTIO HJESUS CHRIST.閉店ã¨é–‰åº—ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„閉店ã¨èžã„èžã„ |
|
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-04 17:26:00 | |
| Direct link to post | Write comment |
Previous 20 entries |