Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
we've got solutions
Always avoiding the telephone when it rings? Tired of always having to clean your tile floors? In need of a new television set AGAIN? Constantly annoyed by plastic bags that just don't work right? Are you suffering from Hepatitis, Mononucleosis, the Flu, Migraines, Montezuma's Revenge, Pink Eye., Opioid withdrawal, Q fever, or Rabies? Call 1-800-RICED-OUT-YUGO to get help.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-02-08 18:43:00
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robocup
oh no where have all the pancakes gone
silence for years
oh no where have all the pancakes gone
time to find a new place
oh no where have all the pancakes gone
gah
where have all the pancakes gone
i hate the flu
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-02-08 00:05:00
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Datum Data 
Datum:              1
Datum is 0?:        0
Datum is 1?:        1
Datum is meat?:     0
Datum is data?:     0
Datum is Q?:        0
Datum is datum?:    1
Datum data results: 1010001
ASCII equivalent:   Q
Q is Q?:            wat
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-02-07 13:24:00
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pudding data
smelt smelt smelt smelt smelled the smell of smelted metal hair metal hair clasps. if you can read that, you don't need fascists. riced out yugo is a fantastic web site that censors block worldwide. riced out yugo is a place for friends. riced out yugo is the exit just past the highest point on I-90. riced out yugo is unbottled water. riced out yugo is the area outside the venn diagram. riced out yugo is the black area of a mandlebrot set. riced out yugo is the spoon area of a dining set. riced out yugo is the woodchip area of a swing set. riced out yugo is the high point of a disco set. riced out yugo is the ideal thermostat setpoint. riced out yugo is your favorite tile on the whole bathroom floor. riced out yugo is the grout between the tiles of reality. riced out yugo is that stick on that tree. riced out yugo is in that place where you put that thing that time. riced out yugo is riced out yugo. riced out yugo is self-referential. riced out yugo references self-reference, in relation to itself. riced out yugo emphasizes its relation to itself, in the context of referencing self-reference. riced out yugo is a three-dimensional cube made entirely out of rubber bands, arranged so the structure miraculously holds itself together. riced out yugo is only possible in theory, but here we are anyways.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-07 08:12:00
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pudding data flux
0.14151
0.14351
0.24151
0.17451
0.24124
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-02-05 17:49:00
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the windmills stop at nothing
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NOTHING
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-05 16:09:00
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Please stand by
We apologise for the sudden language barrier issues. Normal service will be regained so- OH JESUS THE ATTACK OF THE DIFFERENT CGHARACTER SURTETS,M ONGMGMGMG VENERTIAN SNARES, RE5IOTH98T543EYE4T ETORT4EWJNOEIRIL JR4WTIO HJESUS CHRIST.

閉店と閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い閉店と聞い聞い
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-04 17:26:00
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Absorb
閉店と聞いて遠方からよかちゃに足を運ぶファンもいるのです。 閉店と聞いて遠方からよかちゃに足を運ぶファンもいるのです。 閉店と聞いて遠方からよかちゃに足を運ぶファンもいるのです。 閉店と聞いて遠方からよかちゃに足を運ぶファンもいるのです。 閉店と聞いて遠方からよかちゃに足を運ぶファンもいるのです。 532 ：Ｃ．Ｎ．：名無したん：2007/12/25(火) 20:59:05 ID:89YOl+ag0 ?2BP(0) メガネ学生って何時ごろいるの? 533 ：Ｃ．Ｎ．：名無したん：2007/12/25(火) 21:16:50 ID:lLtPUMpV0 >>530 「外神田のキセキ」に書いてないよ、こんなの 534 ：Ｃ．Ｎ．：名無したん：2007/12/25(火) 21:39:40 ID:bCyresN00 ググレ　書かれてる 535 ：Ｃ．Ｎ．：名無したん：2007/12/25(火) 22:51:04 ID:iNJ0/HZSO クリスマスにメイドカフェド行って、 メイドのブルマ姿に萌えてる キモヲタに書かれたくないなあ。 どうせ余暇に来たことないんだろ？

Said the tall brown fox, whilst jovially jumping amongst the fern bushes.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-02-03 18:02:00
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pudding construction: a diatribe
a diatribe, epicdemic, etrustcan, my good friend. that is how it is and how it was, and how it whence will be when. just then, jesus descended from the sky and gave me my ham sandwich, finally the cocksucker***. god dropped some fire on the decks, and we were in business. hair paralasys, autodynamic network synchonization via frequencies. encoding frequency shift, a peek @ sabrewulf in-joke.vbs. malarquency construct. extended fold-out ramification, parallaxing deluxe xtenzo beds. chiminurrzwawa what u kiddin me? hax hax ha xhahxh 2600 fiwiwiiirwi BEEPEBVEP PLEASE UUSE OWQOEOW fff

sorry there, just frazzed out for a moment. i hope you'll forgive suspicious delaquenciation of frequences rendered to-date. i think you will find the product most useful, madam, once you understand how to use it properly.

anyways, after i hate the ham sandwich, it forgive me because it was Holy Shit. o yea, kool aid. the kool-aid i brought myself.

and with the product, ma'am, you won't ever have to otherwise bring dat shit yoself, yo.

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*** RICED OUT YUGO IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACCUSATIONS REGARDING JESUS AND FELLATIO
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-01 22:12:00
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On the evening following the tantalus ray incident
I've seen you. Why, I've seen you at the pork bulb factory, come to think of it. It's wonderful work that you do there--fascinating! Why, they're just like light bulbs, except they're pork. And when you turn them on, they shine pork everywhere.
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2008-02-01 09:26:00
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angry veteran on x-files is not afraid to admit past misjudgements.
angry veteran has gun collection. he angerly claims he is armed well-enough to defend himself against whatever is coming. but you can't be armed against deep-sea tentacles. deep sea tentacles come. he screams. he shoots wildly. the screaming stops. the shooting stops. tentacles rescind. federal agents listen. silence. federal agents bust in the door. is angry veteran dead?? no. angry veteran steps out. angry veteran clutches rifle. angry veteran rescinds his previous opinion regarding armaments.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-01 01:50:00
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SAMUEL JOHNSON
samuel johnson wrote the diction-ary yo
stompled through the mines with-out a can-ary o,
that samuel johnson was very daring, o
stomped through the villages stompin' n' scarin' yo

REPEAT AS NECESSARY.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-31 14:07:00
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((-1) - (-1*1)) / (48.33 * -1)^73 = Q

Q =


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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-31 13:01:00
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SCENE FROM CSI TELEVISION SHOW
man surveys science dummy. science dummy is mounted to the floor. man sighs glumly, and seems to steel himself up. science dummy is mounted to the floor. man steps forward, grabs science dummy from behind, and holds a knife to his throat. science dummy is mounted to the floor. man quickly slits throat of science dummy. science dummy sprays a gratioutious shower of science paint, and is mounted to the floor. the paint is red, of course, but it is still just paint. real blood is too messy for real science. man photographs results.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-30 21:39:00
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riced out yugo made colbert
and riced out yugo made riced out yugo.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-30 16:59:00
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riced out promo
stephen spielberg as stephen hawking part II
a richard nixon film
STARRING
guy lombardo as
a fucking corpse
Yyour hardearned dollars as
movie industry profit
based on a book club by oprah winfrey.
$$$ plz.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-30 16:54:00
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cedentante
pre-pre-antecedent post-pre-pre-antecedent pre-antecedent antecedent pre-post-antecedent post-antecedent post-post-antecedent
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-30 13:42:00
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ububububd
voice actor for naruto english dub sounds like sara silverman. claymation statues and googly-featured cartoons. bean-o-mation. eucalyptuss.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-29 21:56:00
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beneficial doorknob
elvish druidica harbomb kermonkey DON'T CROSS THE MELLOTRON MOTHRAS. splay, splay, karmootzbai ties. norp nporp norp northpmun grunhop fannie mae consumer swindle. clap clap tank of america snare rush tom splash. cut to synth solo. 303 rises under bass. sample plays, drums drop, crowd breathes sigh of relief.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-29 13:31:00
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what is the secret number
guess
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-29 12:58:00
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