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YUGO LABS |
| ALSO WIK |
| On the evening following the tantalus ray incident | |
| I've seen you. Why, I've seen you at the pork bulb factory, come to think of it. It's wonderful work that you do there--fascinating! Why, they're just like light bulbs, except they're pork. And when you turn them on, they shine pork everywhere. | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2008-02-01 09:26:00 | |
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| angry veteran on x-files is not afraid to admit past misjudgements. | |
| angry veteran has gun collection. he angerly claims he is armed well-enough to defend himself against whatever is coming. but you can't be armed against deep-sea tentacles. deep sea tentacles come. he screams. he shoots wildly. the screaming stops. the shooting stops. tentacles rescind. federal agents listen. silence. federal agents bust in the door. is angry veteran dead?? no. angry veteran steps out. angry veteran clutches rifle. angry veteran rescinds his previous opinion regarding armaments. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-02-01 01:50:00 | |
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| SAMUEL JOHNSON | |
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samuel johnson wrote the diction-ary yo stompled through the mines with-out a can-ary o, that samuel johnson was very daring, o stomped through the villages stompin' n' scarin' yo REPEAT AS NECESSARY. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-31 14:07:00 | |
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| ((-1) - (-1*1)) / (48.33 * -1)^73 = Q | |
Q =2B2< |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-31 13:01:00 | |
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| SCENE FROM CSI TELEVISION SHOW | |
| man surveys science dummy. science dummy is mounted to the floor. man sighs glumly, and seems to steel himself up. science dummy is mounted to the floor. man steps forward, grabs science dummy from behind, and holds a knife to his throat. science dummy is mounted to the floor. man quickly slits throat of science dummy. science dummy sprays a gratioutious shower of science paint, and is mounted to the floor. the paint is red, of course, but it is still just paint. real blood is too messy for real science. man photographs results. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-30 21:39:00 | |
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| riced out yugo made colbert | |
| and riced out yugo made riced out yugo. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-30 16:59:00 | |
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| riced out promo | |
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stephen spielberg as stephen hawking part II a richard nixon film STARRING guy lombardo as a fucking corpse Yyour hardearned dollars as movie industry profit based on a book club by oprah winfrey. $$$ plz. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-30 16:54:00 | |
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| cedentante | |
| pre-pre-antecedent post-pre-pre-antecedent pre-antecedent antecedent pre-post-antecedent post-antecedent post-post-antecedent | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-30 13:42:00 | |
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| ububububd | |
| voice actor for naruto english dub sounds like sara silverman. claymation statues and googly-featured cartoons. bean-o-mation. eucalyptuss. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-29 21:56:00 | |
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| beneficial doorknob | |
| elvish druidica harbomb kermonkey DON'T CROSS THE MELLOTRON MOTHRAS. splay, splay, karmootzbai ties. norp nporp norp northpmun grunhop fannie mae consumer swindle. clap clap tank of america snare rush tom splash. cut to synth solo. 303 rises under bass. sample plays, drums drop, crowd breathes sigh of relief. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-29 13:31:00 | |
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| what is the secret number | |
| guess | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-29 12:58:00 | |
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| i put siege tanks on the cliff over your base | |
| if you can't handle the night, get out of the kitcdhen. kitchen sink my battleship. proper placement of metallic hypercubes correctly. situation normal. get my gist off the floor; semicolon. FUNDAMENTALS OF COMPUTORZZ. HOW DO I ENGERINERS SOFFETTWARZZZZ. WATS A COMPEELOR AND WHY AREM Y SYHNTAX WORNG. 2W4R3O4T34T0400000000590 0 00 0 0 0 00 0 0 0 00 0 0 0 0 00 0 u yess u no u yes u fuck u yes u no u rrrrrtstgrwot wotttt wot wot wot wot howw do i spoell lltltl eaa000a0a00a004 99 249 2394238428 u took a picture of my nose, headshot,...[0-0]][poiujhkjkiolkljl;l | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-29 12:57:00 | |
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| roast datas | |
| lt. cmdr tabasco sabotage reported in at 2PM. He was acting erraaatic, you're beginning to act erratic. erratttic. everything is acting erratic. hat trick. this shouldn't be happening. none of this is going on. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-29 12:54:00 | |
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| FREAKINGO UT WIT BRAKEC0RE | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-29 12:52:00 | |
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| cvlaps | |
| foetus transmission across the aether. somewhere, in idaho, a pro-rights activist completely misinterprets my previous statement, and is overwhelmed by the indignancy of my perceived actions. man on mp3 screams about cancelling his next birthday. task bar tasks, blinks. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-27 16:12:00 | |
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| THE SECRET WORLD | |
| MERCEDES SPORTS CARS, MOBILE PHONES WITH GANG STYLE VIOLENCE. COMPLEX SHADES OF GREY MIX WITH MY 3RD STYLE DIVISION. 4TH OF THE STATE, MOVE ONTO THE MEGA MIX. TWO TO THE POWER OF TWO. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-27 12:52:00 | |
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| Revervbers | |
| Reverberating tacos. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-27 11:13:00 | |
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| panty | |
| Yugo is, according to the drunken roommate, the anti-hemingway. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-01-26 23:30:00 | |
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| informercial -> post | |
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the infomercial on television belched out its pitch.
"...and we'll also throw in the deluxe de-scruffer, ABSOLUTELY FREE... just pay the small handling fee." wait... not if i call in the next 20 minutes, but if i pay an additional fee? obviously, this was now a nation where even scam infomercials could nickel and dime the consumer. when you see something like that, you say to yourself, "self, either people are absolutely stupid, or these infomercial salesmen are desperate." sadly, this cannot be so. if they were desperate, they wouldn't try something so obvious on an audience of perceptive, non-stupid people. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-26 23:14:00 | |
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| ambient crisp generator | |
| CHRSK CHRSsK CHRSSK goes the output, set set level fon meter. wavelength length: three broadbands per second, big band pass beat filter and let cool. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-25 01:32:00 | |
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