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| i put siege tanks on the cliff over your base | |
| if you can't handle the night, get out of the kitcdhen. kitchen sink my battleship. proper placement of metallic hypercubes correctly. situation normal. get my gist off the floor; semicolon. FUNDAMENTALS OF COMPUTORZZ. HOW DO I ENGERINERS SOFFETTWARZZZZ. WATS A COMPEELOR AND WHY AREM Y SYHNTAX WORNG. 2W4R3O4T34T0400000000590 0 00 0 0 0 00 0 0 0 00 0 0 0 0 00 0 u yess u no u yes u fuck u yes u no u rrrrrtstgrwot wotttt wot wot wot wot howw do i spoell lltltl eaa000a0a00a004 99 249 2394238428 u took a picture of my nose, headshot,...[0-0]][poiujhkjkiolkljl;l | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-29 12:57:00 | |
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| roast datas | |
| lt. cmdr tabasco sabotage reported in at 2PM. He was acting erraaatic, you're beginning to act erratic. erratttic. everything is acting erratic. hat trick. this shouldn't be happening. none of this is going on. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-29 12:54:00 | |
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| FREAKINGO UT WIT BRAKEC0RE | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-29 12:52:00 | |
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| cvlaps | |
| foetus transmission across the aether. somewhere, in idaho, a pro-rights activist completely misinterprets my previous statement, and is overwhelmed by the indignancy of my perceived actions. man on mp3 screams about cancelling his next birthday. task bar tasks, blinks. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-27 16:12:00 | |
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| THE SECRET WORLD | |
| MERCEDES SPORTS CARS, MOBILE PHONES WITH GANG STYLE VIOLENCE. COMPLEX SHADES OF GREY MIX WITH MY 3RD STYLE DIVISION. 4TH OF THE STATE, MOVE ONTO THE MEGA MIX. TWO TO THE POWER OF TWO. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-27 12:52:00 | |
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| Revervbers | |
| Reverberating tacos. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-27 11:13:00 | |
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| panty | |
| Yugo is, according to the drunken roommate, the anti-hemingway. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-01-26 23:30:00 | |
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| informercial -> post | |
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the infomercial on television belched out its pitch.
"...and we'll also throw in the deluxe de-scruffer, ABSOLUTELY FREE... just pay the small handling fee." wait... not if i call in the next 20 minutes, but if i pay an additional fee? obviously, this was now a nation where even scam infomercials could nickel and dime the consumer. when you see something like that, you say to yourself, "self, either people are absolutely stupid, or these infomercial salesmen are desperate." sadly, this cannot be so. if they were desperate, they wouldn't try something so obvious on an audience of perceptive, non-stupid people. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-26 23:14:00 | |
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| ambient crisp generator | |
| CHRSK CHRSsK CHRSSK goes the output, set set level fon meter. wavelength length: three broadbands per second, big band pass beat filter and let cool. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-25 01:32:00 | |
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| meal you feel good about | |
| mom opens oven. steam tendrils off vulcanized mozerrella. child blooms into view, jaw unhinged. mom follows suit. cut to scene of family eating meal they feel good about, despite its high content of partially hydrogenated soybean oil. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-25 00:52:00 | |
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| the prognosis of procrastination | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-22 12:54:00 | |
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| cause follows effect | |
| old man macflannigan didn't like the elbows on that bowel0-schnapper, no sir. not one bit, he said to himself. then, mars imploded. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-22 09:11:00 | |
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| scjnmfo343 schnorzleglove finkle | |
| trwied twice 2 tyep nyce but used 4 times the letters against better advice | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-22 09:02:00 | |
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| Deep Shit | |
| crooked cop on xfiles walks down stairs. he has gun he clutches tensely. he is willing to shoot. he looks for the intruder in his house. but the intruder is a ghost. the ghost is embodied by a schizophrenic teenybopper. you can't shoot ghosts, embodied by schizophrenic teenyboppers. not when cables wrap around your legs and hold you down, via telekinesis. crooked cop on xfiles is in some Deep Shit. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-22 01:56:00 | |
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| chapep | |
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1. CHAP 2. CHAP 3. OLD 4. GOOD 5. FUNKY 6. DIRIGIBLE 7. S 8. Q 9. UPSTANDING 10. RESTAURANT-PROPRIETING 11. LUGUBRIOUS 12. ASTUTE 13. ELLIPTICAL |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-21 00:44:00 | |
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| ambient quark generator | |
| quintessimal synthesis combined with improbable rationalisys, and you have dynamic fruitwaffle apparen't. u noe djun boogie zmelt pinko hamme fififif & n2 2. BEEARRRBE | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-21 00:31:00 | |
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eyem gonna sendim to outta space to find anutha race eyem gonna sendim to outta space to find anutha race eyem gonna sendim to outta space to find anutha race eyem gonna sendim to outta space to find anutha race ILL TAKE UR BRAIN 2 ANUTHA DIMENSION ILL TAKE UR BRAIN 2 ANUTHA DIMENSION ILL TAKE UR BRAIN 2 ANUTHA DIMENSION PAY CLOSE ATTENTSHUN |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-20 18:03:00 | |
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| oh, a brain-suckimg amoeba. | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-18 03:34:00 | |
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| you can't shoot mites | |
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man on xfiles tells monkey wrenches to come out. he has gun he clutches tensely. he is willing to shoot. but the monkey wrenches are mites. you can't shoot mites. you can't shoot mites. man sees mites. man flees into car, closes doors. man furiously tries to start car as flourescent green mites swarm down. man screams as he is overcome by storm of digital green dots.
earlear: different man in hat says, "i just want to take core samples of this tree, steve." this is supposed to placate steve, man on xfiles, clutching gun with the tensely. now: another science session. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-18 03:33:00 | |
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| internets conversation (ironclad vlad edition) | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 11:11:00 | |
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