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the infomercial on television belched out its pitch.
"...and we'll also throw in the deluxe de-scruffer, ABSOLUTELY FREE... just pay the small handling fee." wait... not if i call in the next 20 minutes, but if i pay an additional fee? obviously, this was now a nation where even scam infomercials could nickel and dime the consumer. when you see something like that, you say to yourself, "self, either people are absolutely stupid, or these infomercial salesmen are desperate." sadly, this cannot be so. if they were desperate, they wouldn't try something so obvious on an audience of perceptive, non-stupid people. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-26 23:14:00 | |
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| ambient crisp generator | |
| CHRSK CHRSsK CHRSSK goes the output, set set level fon meter. wavelength length: three broadbands per second, big band pass beat filter and let cool. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-25 01:32:00 | |
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| meal you feel good about | |
| mom opens oven. steam tendrils off vulcanized mozerrella. child blooms into view, jaw unhinged. mom follows suit. cut to scene of family eating meal they feel good about, despite its high content of partially hydrogenated soybean oil. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-25 00:52:00 | |
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| the prognosis of procrastination | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-22 12:54:00 | |
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| cause follows effect | |
| old man macflannigan didn't like the elbows on that bowel0-schnapper, no sir. not one bit, he said to himself. then, mars imploded. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-22 09:11:00 | |
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| scjnmfo343 schnorzleglove finkle | |
| trwied twice 2 tyep nyce but used 4 times the letters against better advice | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-22 09:02:00 | |
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| Deep Shit | |
| crooked cop on xfiles walks down stairs. he has gun he clutches tensely. he is willing to shoot. he looks for the intruder in his house. but the intruder is a ghost. the ghost is embodied by a schizophrenic teenybopper. you can't shoot ghosts, embodied by schizophrenic teenyboppers. not when cables wrap around your legs and hold you down, via telekinesis. crooked cop on xfiles is in some Deep Shit. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-22 01:56:00 | |
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| chapep | |
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1. CHAP 2. CHAP 3. OLD 4. GOOD 5. FUNKY 6. DIRIGIBLE 7. S 8. Q 9. UPSTANDING 10. RESTAURANT-PROPRIETING 11. LUGUBRIOUS 12. ASTUTE 13. ELLIPTICAL |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-21 00:44:00 | |
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| ambient quark generator | |
| quintessimal synthesis combined with improbable rationalisys, and you have dynamic fruitwaffle apparen't. u noe djun boogie zmelt pinko hamme fififif & n2 2. BEEARRRBE | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-21 00:31:00 | |
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eyem gonna sendim to outta space to find anutha race eyem gonna sendim to outta space to find anutha race eyem gonna sendim to outta space to find anutha race eyem gonna sendim to outta space to find anutha race ILL TAKE UR BRAIN 2 ANUTHA DIMENSION ILL TAKE UR BRAIN 2 ANUTHA DIMENSION ILL TAKE UR BRAIN 2 ANUTHA DIMENSION PAY CLOSE ATTENTSHUN |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-20 18:03:00 | |
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| oh, a brain-suckimg amoeba. | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-18 03:34:00 | |
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| you can't shoot mites | |
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man on xfiles tells monkey wrenches to come out. he has gun he clutches tensely. he is willing to shoot. but the monkey wrenches are mites. you can't shoot mites. you can't shoot mites. man sees mites. man flees into car, closes doors. man furiously tries to start car as flourescent green mites swarm down. man screams as he is overcome by storm of digital green dots.
earlear: different man in hat says, "i just want to take core samples of this tree, steve." this is supposed to placate steve, man on xfiles, clutching gun with the tensely. now: another science session. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-18 03:33:00 | |
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| internets conversation (ironclad vlad edition) | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 11:11:00 | |
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| internets conversation (slappy clipboard remix) | |
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MellotronFlutronotrononFlute: hoooowwww are you doing on this filotronBrass: watlotrons: i'm Brass: watoe: hoooowwww are yof MelonBrasso: wat: wat: watnBrassonBrasslotronBras Melldoingxcellente on this otronFlute: dane dss: i'm goood Mellotoooddoing on this Mellotray?Brass MellotronBrass: watrss: i'mrass: wat MellotronBrass: i'm goooe: hoooowwww are yof MelonBrassollentellentellente: wat: wat: watnBrassonBrasslotronBrasxcellente Melldoing on thixcellentes otronFlute: dandy. MellotronBrass: xcddellentes: u? goood Mellotrss: i'm goood Mellotray? MellotronBrass: wat Mellotrooe: hoooowwww are yof MelolelelenBrmya have a picnic and ride bikes.asso: wat: wat: watnBrassonBrasslotronBras Melldoing on tboomyhis otronFlute: danBrass: i'm goood Mellotruck sooomyall84dier Mellotrgot MellotronFlutlute: Bye: Alright, I'll talk tboomomya haveytagottagottaonk to you FluFluFluFluFluFlute: we'rmya have a picnic and ride bikes.asso: wat: wat:e gonna od l;uck soldier MellotronFlute: we're gonnboomyaomya have a picnic and ride bikesmya have a picnic and ride bikes.asso: wat: wat: MellotronFlute: Alright, I'll talk to you lfn. MellotronFlute: Byeee.nBrass: u? MellotronFlute: dandy.4 MellotronFlute: we're gonnboomya have a picnic and ride bikes. MellotronFlute: tank u MellotronBrass: l84sr |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 10:21:00 | |
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| internets conversation | |
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MellotronFlute: how are you doing on this fine day? MellotronBrass: wat MellotronBrass: i'm goood MellotronBrass: u? MellotronFlute: dandy. MellotronBrass: xcellente MellotronFlute: me and boomy gotta go. MellotronBrass: good l;uck soldier MellotronFlute: we're gonna have a picnic and ride bikes. MellotronFlute: tank u MellotronBrass: l84sr MellotronFlute: Alright, I'll talk to you latron. MellotronFlute: Byeee |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 10:17:00 | |
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| splodes | |
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ifjjkfkkj sotototo sotwoffe zitwe GHAS GRAB GRAF GANTZ ELEMENTAL UNMDERPANTS dkdkkdkdk f399394 kfskl;f elemental lentil. fierce pierce crapped his nearest dearest just consumed phantom beerwich. kelvinlentioljkelvinletne elebntc elentntntnenetill till till till lent tlent lent tleitlel lentil lentil lentil le le le le liethe oetheh tooet euiozo eieieirrrrrrrrr LENT LENT LENT TIL TIL TIL zzzzrrrrr pew pew |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 10:10:00 | |
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| The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse.~ | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 09:59:00 | |
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| malarky constriction | |
| elegant earwaffle the insert pituitary. expands the elegantly waffler iron pototo stout. spring miffle cresberzasky notwithstanding the herreneious value of er. chooze blozinsky fur streinuwufs bonne dabble mustard extra. should jooze clcoyue, elegantly warffle the remove and getputski into dabarrel. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 09:47:00 | |
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| and so the hunters become the hunted | |
| person is inside my head, i can't get person out. stop. aaaaaaaaaaadsfklladkgakdsflasc,la;gr khetfbnkbgdsfbgfa dgaeklragksrgobekrogoaergkaeogfakerfkaofkaok | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-16 04:00:00 | |
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| fast quick | |
| dis be a shautzaut to mein freundz in ye olde town of banne (not this new shite) | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-01-15 01:47:00 | |
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