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internets conversation (slappy clipboard remix)
MellotronFlutronotrononFlute: hoooowwww are you doing on this filotronBrass: watlotrons: i'm
Brass: watoe: hoooowwww are yof
MelonBrasso: wat: wat: watnBrassonBrasslotronBras
Melldoingxcellente on this otronFlute: dane dss:
i'm goood
Mellotoooddoing on this
Mellotray?Brass
MellotronBrass: watrss: i'mrass: wat
MellotronBrass: i'm goooe: hoooowwww are yof
MelonBrassollentellentellente: wat: wat:
watnBrassonBrasslotronBrasxcellente
Melldoing on thixcellentes otronFlute: dandy.
MellotronBrass: xcddellentes: u? goood
Mellotrss: i'm goood
Mellotray?
MellotronBrass: wat
Mellotrooe: hoooowwww are yof
MelolelelenBrmya have a picnic and ride
bikes.asso: wat: wat: watnBrassonBrasslotronBras
Melldoing on tboomyhis otronFlute: danBrass: i'm
goood
Mellotruck sooomyall84dier
Mellotrgot
MellotronFlutlute: Bye: Alright, I'll talk
tboomomya haveytagottagottaonk to you
FluFluFluFluFluFlute: we'rmya have a picnic and
ride bikes.asso: wat: wat:e gonna od l;uck soldier
MellotronFlute: we're gonnboomyaomya have a picnic and ride bikesmya have a picnic and ride
bikes.asso: wat: wat:
MellotronFlute: Alright, I'll talk to you lfn.
MellotronFlute: Byeee.nBrass: u?
MellotronFlute: dandy.4
MellotronFlute: we're gonnboomya have a picnic and ride bikes. MellotronFlute: tank u MellotronBrass: l84sr
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 10:21:00
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internets conversation
MellotronFlute: how are you doing on this fine day?
MellotronBrass: wat
MellotronBrass: i'm goood
MellotronBrass: u?
MellotronFlute: dandy.
MellotronBrass: xcellente
MellotronFlute: me and boomy gotta go.
MellotronBrass: good l;uck soldier
MellotronFlute: we're gonna have a picnic and ride bikes.
MellotronFlute: tank u
MellotronBrass: l84sr
MellotronFlute: Alright, I'll talk to you latron.
MellotronFlute: Byeee
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 10:17:00
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splodes
ifjjkfkkj sotototo sotwoffe zitwe GHAS GRAB GRAF GANTZ ELEMENTAL UNMDERPANTS dkdkkdkdk f399394 kfskl;f elemental lentil. fierce pierce crapped his nearest dearest
just consumed
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 10:10:00
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The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse.~
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 09:59:00
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malarky constriction
elegant earwaffle the insert pituitary. expands the elegantly waffler iron pototo stout. spring miffle cresberzasky notwithstanding the herreneious value of er. chooze blozinsky fur streinuwufs bonne dabble mustard extra. should jooze clcoyue, elegantly warffle the remove and getputski into dabarrel.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 09:47:00
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and so the hunters become the hunted
person is inside my head, i can't get person out. stop. aaaaaaaaaaadsfklladkgakdsflasc,la;gr khetfbnkbgdsfbgfa dgaeklragksrgobekrogoaergkaeogfakerfkaofkaok
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-16 04:00:00
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fast quick
dis be a shautzaut to mein freundz in ye olde town of banne (not this new shite)
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-01-15 01:47:00
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Micky Jackson or Michael Mouse?
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-01-14 20:50:00
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pick-o the guy-o
had a car wreck because he couldn't micro like the little punk bitch he is. that's right, i said it. i said it to your FACE. YOUR FACE IS HUGE. THIS MEANS YOU HAVE A HUGE FACE. I CANT STOP IT. DR DRE CAN'T STOP IT. PLASTIC SURGERY CAN'T STOP IT. THE COMBINED FORCES OF THE WORLD'S ARMIES CAN'T STOP IT. IT'S ALL OVER. YOUR FACE IS EXPANDING. SOON IT WILL ENVELOP THE ENTIRE STATE OF NEVADA. AND THEN IT WILL EXPAND OUTWARD AND RIP OPEN THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME AND FUCK YOU GUYS UP. IT'S GAME OVER, GAME OVER MAN. WE'RE FUCKED. GIVE UP.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-13 23:33:00
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The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is an Attention Whore. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is an Attention Whore. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is an Attention Whore. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is an Attention Whore. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is an Attention Whore.~
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-13 23:25:00
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I HAVE DISCOVERED THE LOCATION OF THE TOP SECRET YUGO SERVERS AND AM CURRENTLY SLIGHTLY DISAPOINTED
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-13 14:09:00
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thine elegant dirigble
we've all got to pay the piper, sometime... but if the piper owes you, he's got to pay you back. i kept mumbling this to myself in a chaorl3-modified manner, elegant waffle dysentry banter. thar was snarkxorigible zarputney spears. dr pfil phfill feel ill melanoma crianial radardromr pill. zartouetsey armuffle. belgian earwaffle. smariq1oqui. this and more, all coming up on cnn. i'm artington q. coopertanker, and you're watching thine elgant dirigible.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-11 05:15:00
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i wrote a post abouts kfed fighting godzilla to death in the hood
but my compootr ate it :'(
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-09 02:25:00
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chaiae zukuzokovich
old man snacks o'zoole was suffering from a bad case of time dilation, so he went down to doctor chaiae zukuzokovich, a melodramatic man with an onomatopoetic name. doctor chaiae zukuzokovich looked over old man snacks o'zoole from toenail to eyelid, made his hmms, and adjusted his spectacles. then, he said, "well, mr. o'zoole... you might want to try chilling out."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-06 02:56:00
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myspace is the new solitare
it's true.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-05 10:08:00
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crumpman rockwell
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-05 03:00:00
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using perl without strict
rtqp: quircky kuckintosh (12:54:14 AM) mr. the plague: angela merkin (12:54:29 AM) rtqp: dp: (x86) (12:54:49 AM) rtqp:M) mr. the plague: fax modem ghair wick (12:54:51 :49 AM) rtqp: ghAM) AM) rtqp: deleri AM) rtqp: delerirtqp: 220202002 220202002 220202002 (12:55:01 AM) rtqp: velorvious moqp: smaxwvaelerioM) mr. the plague: fax modem(12:5qp: suckintosh (12:54:14 AM) mr. the plague: angela merkin (12:54:51 AM) rtqp: 22020max4:02 AM) rtqp: s 220202002 220202002max dirigiableuckintosh (12:54:14 AM) mr. the plague: angela merkin (12:54:06 AM) mr. the plague: fax modemqp: smaxqp: smax (12:54:07 AM) rtqp: quircky kucki (12:54:07 AM) rtqp: qqp: smaxuiqp: smaxrcky kuckintosh (12:54:14 AM) mr. the plague: angela mqp: smaxus v
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-05 01:46:00
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is it too late to pick door no. 2?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-04 17:30:00
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commercials that rtqp likes, but still has snarky comments for, vol. II
  1. 5 gum, "giant synaesthetic machines": these commercials are riveting. beautiful. however, i prefer mints.
  2. snickers, "angry viking": this commercial is hilarious, but no matter how many commercials you show, my snickers intake will either remain constant, or decrease.
  3. comcast spotlight, "so targeted you ALMOST can't miss": your ads have the miraculous effect of shooting themselves in the foot. i have no desire to purchase targeted television advertising, and so when you show me ads claiming your television advertising is highly targeted and effective, i am somehow not convinced.
  4. dominos, "30 minutes": funny, but a local pizza place will generally deliver in about 20, and makes much better pizzas.
  5. ???, "sorry my brother, you gots to get your own.": years later, i still remember this commercial and smile. unfortunately for the advertiser, i cannot remember what it was attempting to sell me.
  6. ceephax acid crew, "eurostar acid": i like this commercial, but it is rendered ineffective by the inescapable fact that your link to purchase it is zorched.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-04 14:42:00
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DEPARTMENT MAIL
The skies are gray. The demands of research loom large. But there is hope: with the new year comes the potential for new beginnings... and a new mustache!

Yes, once again this year our department will celebrate March Mustache Madness, the annual event in which students, faculty, and staff grow mustaches (or ask Matt Post for a stick-on mustache) to herald the start of spring.

You may be thinking "why should I grow a mustache?". The challenge, however, is to ask yourself "why not?". Why not start growing a beard today to keep your face warm during these cold, cold days? Why not shave it down to a mustache on or before March 1st, in a bold and defiant challenge to the long Purgatory winter? Why not be a part of the most exciting event that will take place in the grad lounge on the first day of March? And, should genetics or circumstances prevent you from growing a mustache of your own, then why not ask Mike for a stick-on that you can wear with pride on the first day of March?

If you are interested in participating, please take a look at the department wiki from time to time, as more information will appear in the next few days. On January 7th, we'll be unveiling this year's community-oriented mustache activity via the wiki. Don't miss it! Until then, don't forget to look at pictures from last year and to think about how much joy it will bring to be a part of this year's March Mustache Madness!


** note: since March 1st falls on a Saturday, the official Mustache unveiling and party will take place on March 3rd **
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-03 23:42:00
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