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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-03 23:35:00 | |
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| Important facts for YOU the consumer to observe and note. | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-03 22:43:00 | |
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You are not alone, you are never alone. However… please take this into consideration. You are only alone if every aspect of the context has been aspired to in a particular subconscious way. We will now try to take this in slowly as to not upset thinking processes. As one task is leaving the other tasks it does not have a sense of its own being. Sentience is only achieved if many tasks are thrown together in a complex structure that we usually perceive as chaos. Chaos is important to mention when discussing fairly high level task structures as it is a word that brings more understanding to the entire concept. Really what your doing when your pulling meanings from objects or virtual applications is contacting the source directly but in a way that you do not yet understand. To understand it, is to be it. To not know about it, is to be ignorant. "Ignorance is bliss" Wherever a specific task is at one time it can also be seen from any place at any time. With the advances of human thought we can pin this down to "realism". Realism is no real tulip when it comes to advanced synchronicity superiority. You can think of it as being in its own garden. This garden would have its own rules and its own boundaries in terms of being "real". Really, within the Multiverse there are several Universes that do not conform with the scale of others. The garden would be a good example of this, it can't be bigger than [?] for example. I want to talk more about [5] - otherwise known as [ ]. In search of a unified theory, scientists summed up pretty much everything to: [5]. As you will know this advance in scientific discovery has brought about some of the most advanced technical man-made objects that human kind has ever seen. CONSIDER THIS?
[why] [life] [live] [die] [death] [idea] [ideas] [backspace] [food] [electricity] [fuck] |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-03 22:40:00 | |
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| Things | |
| No. This will not be possible. Not today, not ever. You will now leave. You will now exit the building. You will now sit down on the street outside. You will now observe the everyday passing of things. Things are very important; they are the basis of the entire world. Once you have observed things try and live your life in a better and more constructive way. This new way of living will encompass everything within the context of things. Then you will go up into the mountains, the mountains behind your house. If there are no mountains behind your house you will now suddenly realise that there are mountains behind your house in order for you to go to them. Once in the mountains you will discover true sanity in the eyes of he who is worthy. He who is worthy knows about things more than the average living human being. The average living human being is ignorant of these things, and what they consist of. You will learn from he who is worthy. You will go into the vortex; the vortex that you know is there. You can see it with your own eyes (sometimes) and then other times it is not there – it is hidden. You will have to determine how much [?] there is within your particular daily lifestyle. Your daily lifestyle will now have to leave, he’s been bad today and no-one really wants him here. He’s upsetting the balance. It’s a careful balance to maintain, you must understand. Once you have understood you need to sit down. Once you have sat down you need to think. You need to think about things, things that have happened, are happening and are about to happen. Whether the things that are about to happen are in the near or distant future you need to be thinking about them in great detail. The level of this detail really depends on how socially acceptable the terminology is to use. The terminology for public and private use is really dependant on what content management system your web server is using. However that is a very specific sub-section of things, and does not contain much relevance to the world as it is. If you decide to walk down the street with human feet you might have to cause chaos into the perpetual motion of one. The Multiverse is waiting for you, along with me. It will wait as long as it takes you to observe many aspects of things as well as the overall summary. When you are ready, hit F1. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-03 22:19:00 | |
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| Which witch | |
| LILO or FIFO! | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-01-03 03:01:00 | |
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| yeah that happened to me once | |
| it really fucking sucked dude | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-03 02:48:00 | |
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| vaginal yugo | |
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How To Understand Riced Out Yugo (tm), A Look From the Insider's Guide: Step 1. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-03 02:46:00 | |
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| another chapter in the epic saga of bullshit | |
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I often forget that one of my largest failings is giving other people too much credit - too much faith that they are as clever, creative, and, let's face it - obsessive, as myself.
I had spent an hour searching for the dilithium fluid samples, carefully sorting through boxes layered three levels deep in the attic, my obsessive attention to detail compelling me to replace everything precisely as it appeared before my excavatory efforts, even though in all likelihood, no one would notice a damn thing. My vigor notwithstanding, I found nothing. My temperment is such that this did not dampen my enthusiasm. No, it redoubled it. When I meet with failure, I generally feel completely unable to leave it at that, to let it go, get the better of me... to let it win. This continues until I either triumph - my frustration thenceforth being converted into elation - or until my psyche collapses under the pressure, causing me to throw a tantrum like a three year old that needs a nap. The attics, closets, and appropriately-sized cabinets having been torn apart and then re-assembled with the precision of a obsessive-compulsive paleontologist, I began trying more esoteric locations. I looked inside decorative storage units that appeared to have not been opened for years, carefully removing the knicknacks and oddiments on top of them, creating a precise image of their original formation on the floor nearby so I could accurately recreate it after plundering its interior... which, invariably, was empty. My frustration reaching a terminal level, I strugged to keep a grip as I carefully reassembled the knicknack tableau on top of the last decorative storage unit in the domicile. As I replaced a lamp, however, I saw it - the dilithium fluid samples, casually placed on the far side of the couch, as if they were wine bottles placed strategicly for a surreptitious alcoholic to take a quick nip while sitting there. They were out of sight from 90% of the room, but painfully obvious when one stood where I was standing. It was such a piss-poor place to hide the dilithium fluid samples, that I had not even bothered to look there. I had presumed they would have chosen a thoughtful hiding place, one requiring some effort to reach... but no, once again, I had given the other party far too much credit. I realized there were probably more samples hidden, and likely hidden in an equally piss-poor manner. My hunch proved correct, as I found another two samples hidden behind an umbrella repository. I knew there were more samples still, but I had enough for the task at hand... and the tides of my fury had receeded, gently washing back as elation. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-02 09:43:00 | |
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| FAQ | |
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What's your real name? 60e4b0e83080b7f14552eda4448a05dc What's this all about? A CMS (Content Mangement System) written by RTQP that creates a document written in HTML, that is almost always accessible via HTTP, a protocol that transfers information from the Web server to display in the user's Web browser. What's all this hat business Well sir, that's classified information. How can I contact [XXXXXX] Yugo staff member? HERE MY SON, HERE. Or there's IRC (irc.freenode.net // #ricedoutyugo). I only visit this site for your rotating background thing, it's lols That's not a question. LEAVE PLEASE, LEAVE NOW. Can I hotlink the rotating background? Theoretically you can hotlink anything hosted here. There's regular headerimg and headerimg (forum edition) for you to choose from - all we ask in return is that you click an ad or two. LOL WE NEED MONEYS TO RUN THIS SITE. I don't get the comment system since you added that car thing Look, it's very simple it's either RICED or NOT RICED - you must choose which. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-01 16:31:00 | |
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| spam subject 90827 | |
| Houston Q. is back and I got one of these | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-12-31 20:53:00 | |
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| I am not here. | |
| This does not exist. Your imagination is folding space again. You can't be told to do the right thing, so you won't. [5] is this thing inside your head, a hypothetical situation. It's a mixed metaphor, like the inside of a jello-pudding Dave Barry/Walt Whitman/Steven King humor column. It does not make sense. You don't really think this is happening like this, do you? [5] is a political statement on late 18th century France. There are things that are not meant to be told to you. Things which would harm you. Don't lie to me. Don't you ever lie to me. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-30 03:11:00 | |
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| Details I notice. | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-29 22:48:00 | |
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This post does not exist, your mind is unraveling. -1 = sqrt{(-1)^2} = sqrt{1} = 1 has taken over your brain and your subconscious is currently collapsing. The integrity of reality as you perceive it has been severely damaged. Pop-tarts are still pretty tasty though. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-29 22:39:00 | |
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| press F3000 to continue | |
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F25 more like LSD25 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-29 20:37:00 | |
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| What does antherogenous mean? | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-12-29 17:13:00 | |
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Absolute snaxtronic, absolute snaxtronics, absolute electronics, absolute severe, absolute [5]. YOU ARE [5], EVERYONE IS [5], I AM [5]. [5] in the house to in the house house to in the house in the what house in the house you tree house in the house what house music acid in the house tree house crew in the house. W:-:-!_!_!_!_!_!-:-:W |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-29 10:54:00 | |
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| sweedish homage to pop tarts | |
YOU SILLY!!!! there are not pop tarts in the sweeden |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-29 10:32:00 | |
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| wireddd | |
| hello everybody i have had some coffee and two slices of extreme chocolateteotoeotoeote moussepie. i am typinge xtremeily wiauciokyl qiamjtna wqriand and thiank you i do noty like boisenbaerry. fi3i3i3i33ii veirzins sux fi2ifs df do you think i look pretty?? thawir ethawed hats across canada sprucing up martha's birds nests NEST NEST NEST NESt and law firms up your nose. noise hambone slap slap clappertrap blinking eyeball pyramid gif, thank you headerimg. no firend you cannoty have pie i ate it all, but you can have this post, you're welcome. you can also have some ofcococofeee because there is still some of that left and if i drtinkq ne moafr of it i will liekly xplod | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-28 15:22:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-27 08:55:00 | |
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