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I often forget that one of my largest failings is giving other people too much credit - too much faith that they are as clever, creative, and, let's face it - obsessive, as myself.
I had spent an hour searching for the dilithium fluid samples, carefully sorting through boxes layered three levels deep in the attic, my obsessive attention to detail compelling me to replace everything precisely as it appeared before my excavatory efforts, even though in all likelihood, no one would notice a damn thing. My vigor notwithstanding, I found nothing. My temperment is such that this did not dampen my enthusiasm. No, it redoubled it. When I meet with failure, I generally feel completely unable to leave it at that, to let it go, get the better of me... to let it win. This continues until I either triumph - my frustration thenceforth being converted into elation - or until my psyche collapses under the pressure, causing me to throw a tantrum like a three year old that needs a nap. The attics, closets, and appropriately-sized cabinets having been torn apart and then re-assembled with the precision of a obsessive-compulsive paleontologist, I began trying more esoteric locations. I looked inside decorative storage units that appeared to have not been opened for years, carefully removing the knicknacks and oddiments on top of them, creating a precise image of their original formation on the floor nearby so I could accurately recreate it after plundering its interior... which, invariably, was empty. My frustration reaching a terminal level, I strugged to keep a grip as I carefully reassembled the knicknack tableau on top of the last decorative storage unit in the domicile. As I replaced a lamp, however, I saw it - the dilithium fluid samples, casually placed on the far side of the couch, as if they were wine bottles placed strategicly for a surreptitious alcoholic to take a quick nip while sitting there. They were out of sight from 90% of the room, but painfully obvious when one stood where I was standing. It was such a piss-poor place to hide the dilithium fluid samples, that I had not even bothered to look there. I had presumed they would have chosen a thoughtful hiding place, one requiring some effort to reach... but no, once again, I had given the other party far too much credit. I realized there were probably more samples hidden, and likely hidden in an equally piss-poor manner. My hunch proved correct, as I found another two samples hidden behind an umbrella repository. I knew there were more samples still, but I had enough for the task at hand... and the tides of my fury had receeded, gently washing back as elation. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-02 09:43:00 | |
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What's your real name? 60e4b0e83080b7f14552eda4448a05dc What's this all about? A CMS (Content Mangement System) written by RTQP that creates a document written in HTML, that is almost always accessible via HTTP, a protocol that transfers information from the Web server to display in the user's Web browser. What's all this hat business Well sir, that's classified information. How can I contact [XXXXXX] Yugo staff member? HERE MY SON, HERE. Or there's IRC (irc.freenode.net // #ricedoutyugo). I only visit this site for your rotating background thing, it's lols That's not a question. LEAVE PLEASE, LEAVE NOW. Can I hotlink the rotating background? Theoretically you can hotlink anything hosted here. There's regular headerimg and headerimg (forum edition) for you to choose from - all we ask in return is that you click an ad or two. LOL WE NEED MONEYS TO RUN THIS SITE. I don't get the comment system since you added that car thing Look, it's very simple it's either RICED or NOT RICED - you must choose which. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-01 16:31:00 | |
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| spam subject 90827 | |
| Houston Q. is back and I got one of these | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-12-31 20:53:00 | |
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| I am not here. | |
| This does not exist. Your imagination is folding space again. You can't be told to do the right thing, so you won't. [5] is this thing inside your head, a hypothetical situation. It's a mixed metaphor, like the inside of a jello-pudding Dave Barry/Walt Whitman/Steven King humor column. It does not make sense. You don't really think this is happening like this, do you? [5] is a political statement on late 18th century France. There are things that are not meant to be told to you. Things which would harm you. Don't lie to me. Don't you ever lie to me. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-30 03:11:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-29 22:48:00 | |
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This post does not exist, your mind is unraveling. -1 = sqrt{(-1)^2} = sqrt{1} = 1 has taken over your brain and your subconscious is currently collapsing. The integrity of reality as you perceive it has been severely damaged. Pop-tarts are still pretty tasty though. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-29 22:39:00 | |
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| press F3000 to continue | |
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F25 more like LSD25 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-29 20:37:00 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-12-29 17:13:00 | |
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Absolute snaxtronic, absolute snaxtronics, absolute electronics, absolute severe, absolute [5]. YOU ARE [5], EVERYONE IS [5], I AM [5]. [5] in the house to in the house house to in the house in the what house in the house you tree house in the house what house music acid in the house tree house crew in the house. W:-:-!_!_!_!_!_!-:-:W |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-29 10:54:00 | |
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| sweedish homage to pop tarts | |
YOU SILLY!!!! there are not pop tarts in the sweeden |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-29 10:32:00 | |
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| wireddd | |
| hello everybody i have had some coffee and two slices of extreme chocolateteotoeotoeote moussepie. i am typinge xtremeily wiauciokyl qiamjtna wqriand and thiank you i do noty like boisenbaerry. fi3i3i3i33ii veirzins sux fi2ifs df do you think i look pretty?? thawir ethawed hats across canada sprucing up martha's birds nests NEST NEST NEST NESt and law firms up your nose. noise hambone slap slap clappertrap blinking eyeball pyramid gif, thank you headerimg. no firend you cannoty have pie i ate it all, but you can have this post, you're welcome. you can also have some ofcococofeee because there is still some of that left and if i drtinkq ne moafr of it i will liekly xplod | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-28 15:22:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-27 08:55:00 | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-12-25 21:16:00 | |
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| Just a reminder | |
| Make sure to VeriHat. It's Hatsby, or it's not the right brand. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-12-25 14:03:00 | |
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I LOVE YOU |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-24 15:03:00 | |
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| snax overload | |
| THE HOUSE IS OVERFLOWING WITH SNAX AND ALCOHOLISMS. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-24 13:35:00 | |
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Riced out Yugo is now accepting donations for charity. Examples of acceptable donations: Labratory Equipment
Please send all donations to: Front Lawn 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500 (except the lab coats. Send those to Riced out Yugo, R&D Department.) |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-12-24 00:02:00 | |
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| RICED OUT YUGO ACHIEVES WORLD DOMINATION | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-22 19:28:00 | |
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contrary to the expectations of the casual yugo perviewer, when he drinkqs a lot of coffee, the reverend tedward q. porktanker is more than able to keep up with the hyperfukbot. in fact, his rambling parcheesi has the cursory potential to exceed his hyperactive drivel, replacing pure volume with words of mind-bending vocabulary analogy thesaurus boogie datagram fun. thrice malarky aside, the ham is waxing, waning, and gevalt. oh, you naughty ham.
new paragraph. new sentence. additional statement. statement in addendum. appendation. appedecitus-centric post-script. post-post-script post-script. forth without the religion. fifth paragraph, in actuality the third, but how do you know i didn't write two before and delete them, or two afterwards and then unwrite them? i have a thyme machine and i'm not afraid to add salt. fourth dimenson, some would say it is time. in actuality it is the level of riced out, the yugo, shedonky. i think i funt myself. fifth wave. i think that's a book or comic or something but i don't know for sure please don't sue me for trademark infringement. lol lawyers, you ain't got shit on the yugo. first one that tries will receive a form-letter response that takes five years of work by the finest legal minds to unravel the meaning of, and another ten to formulate a proper response to. by the time that is taken care of, riced out yugo will own half the planet and send all lawyers to the gas chambers, and rtqp will eat an extra can of beans for them. bean there, bun that. sixth nonsense. credible staltworth. incredible stalwort. mugwort, mugwump, muckrakers, chestnut bakers. chestnut grobbler. apple scientific eccentric. steve jobs's lone chest hair. telephone von plaster electric boogie eclectic. john dillinger skidoo 24. |
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