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Riced out Yugo is now accepting donations for charity. Examples of acceptable donations: Labratory Equipment
Please send all donations to: Front Lawn 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500 (except the lab coats. Send those to Riced out Yugo, R&D Department.) |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-12-24 00:02:00 | |
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| RICED OUT YUGO ACHIEVES WORLD DOMINATION | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-22 19:28:00 | |
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| pleather von snax | |
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contrary to the expectations of the casual yugo perviewer, when he drinkqs a lot of coffee, the reverend tedward q. porktanker is more than able to keep up with the hyperfukbot. in fact, his rambling parcheesi has the cursory potential to exceed his hyperactive drivel, replacing pure volume with words of mind-bending vocabulary analogy thesaurus boogie datagram fun. thrice malarky aside, the ham is waxing, waning, and gevalt. oh, you naughty ham.
new paragraph. new sentence. additional statement. statement in addendum. appendation. appedecitus-centric post-script. post-post-script post-script. forth without the religion. fifth paragraph, in actuality the third, but how do you know i didn't write two before and delete them, or two afterwards and then unwrite them? i have a thyme machine and i'm not afraid to add salt. fourth dimenson, some would say it is time. in actuality it is the level of riced out, the yugo, shedonky. i think i funt myself. fifth wave. i think that's a book or comic or something but i don't know for sure please don't sue me for trademark infringement. lol lawyers, you ain't got shit on the yugo. first one that tries will receive a form-letter response that takes five years of work by the finest legal minds to unravel the meaning of, and another ten to formulate a proper response to. by the time that is taken care of, riced out yugo will own half the planet and send all lawyers to the gas chambers, and rtqp will eat an extra can of beans for them. bean there, bun that. sixth nonsense. credible staltworth. incredible stalwort. mugwort, mugwump, muckrakers, chestnut bakers. chestnut grobbler. apple scientific eccentric. steve jobs's lone chest hair. telephone von plaster electric boogie eclectic. john dillinger skidoo 24. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-22 06:14:00 | |
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| ceasons greetz u cunts. | |
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ceasons greetz u cunts.
yawning, come to daddy style heeeaaaAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh. dinner menu pie and mash not aphex twin luke vibert, afx, the tuss aphex twin aphex twin cupcake recipe Preheat oven to 350 degrees, 420 if in canada, and 240 if in europe. Line cupcake pans with paper liners, unless you like to practice cupcake dentistry. Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a large mixing deck (soundcraft or mackie). Add shortening, milk, and snare. Beat for 1 minute on medium speed, stop before the police arrive. Scrape side of bowl with a spatula and congratulate yourself on a job well done. |
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| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2007-12-22 05:51:00 | |
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| HYPERFUKBOT CLIMBS THE MOUNTAIN | |
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HYPERFUKBOT JUMPS THE SHARK HYPERFUKBOT WILL NOT BE TELEVISED HYPERFUKBOT MAKES YOUR TV EXPERIENCE BETTER HYPERFUKBOT MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF CANCER BY 2.4% ACCORDING TO A RECENT SURVEY BY THE RICED OUT YUGO FORUMS HYPERFUKBOT IS POISONING OUR CHILDREN AND THE INTERNET. HYPERFUKBOT IS BLOATING OUR BANDWIDTH. HYPERFUKBOT IS STEALING. HYPERFUKBOT IS NOT A VICTIMLESS CRIME. I LET MY KIDS USE MY INTERNET, AND THEY STARTED READING HYPERFUKBOT. HE'S OUT OF CONTROL. HE'S CORRUPTING OUR FINE UPSTANDING CITIZENS. HE'S VIOLATING EINSTEINIAN PHYSICS. THAT'S NOT COOL, DUDE. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL. HE ATE MY BURGERS. HE STOLE MY CEEPHAX CDS. HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME UP ON THE PHONE, ASKING FOR MY DAUGHTER CHERYL. I AIN'T LETTIN MY DAMN DAUGHTER GO OUT WITH NO DAMN HYPERFUKBOT. SHE WENT TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, A CATHOLIC SCHOOL. WHAT THE FLOW-ZOW. I CAN'T BE BOTHERED BY THESE THINGS LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW. IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS IN MY LIFE ALREADY WITH THE COMPANY LAYOFFS AND THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS AND THE WRITERS STRIKE AND WHATNOT. NOW I GOT GANKED FOR MY DUCKETS BY HYPERFUKBOT TOO? OMFG HAX!!\. SDDFLGAD. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-21 18:54:00 | |
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| 1824 called me up on the phone last night | |
| he kept blabbering on about polish sausage. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-21 18:45:00 | |
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| protip: do not taunt a swarm of rabid flesh-eating wolverines. that is all. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-21 18:41:00 | |
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| do not adjust your yugo | |
| while things may be fungled up in my brain, things are not fungled on my fingers. and my fingers type these little yugo posts, yes they do. they do all the time. click clack click clack goes the fingerss. bass rumble click clack boom tick. VENETIAN SNARES TAKES OVER aklsejflkadgadkjgrasiogrvijodoigvbiodangadkfsa sdf sdf asfasdklfklasdflasklgfkladfgdfldfsklsdkjlgkjdagad gadfgkadsgrlieroagioaeriogioaergioaeriogioaeriogda sadf asdfadgsfdsgdsfklghsjdklfhskjlfklxfg sdfgsdfhdsfjgioesejogrsngionesvioenroinveoirngesg dsgfidsrgiodrngiodegrniodsrgiosriogrsiodg sdrgsidrgoearogioaweriofaipwefpawpefpawfpawf sadfkldfnmlkgkldgdapperppqwepewppwepwpewpepwp adfkl;sadklfklasdflkadfskladsfklsadklfdsfg dfgd gflkdsgfkldsfgkhldskfhlklsdgkldfkldldldld dirigible plastic folding space poetry GUARDING ME IN MY SLEEP | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-21 18:38:00 | |
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| hmm | |
| while i would generally answer with a series of temporal anomalies i materialize the ham sandwich by reversing the polarity of the graviton flux. i'll bring you the sandwich, Mahjong, if you pass me the mashed potatos. Anything else, and all bets are off. Deal?? | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-21 18:12:00 | |
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| HYPERFUKBOT | |
| Can you please bring some more ham sandwiches down here? | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-21 10:39:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-21 10:24:00 | |
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trout no u grout no u gout no u about u rout no u sprout DATS WIZZUDDY doubt no u lout TIPPERARY |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-21 08:00:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-21 06:49:00 | |
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| The Yugo Difference | |||||
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The Highest Count Per Pound
Riced Out Yugo offers the greatet Yugo Content of any car we make. The greater the yugo content, the greater the number of pieces per pound.
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-12-20 18:03:00 | |||||
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I AM THE REVEREND TEDWARD Q. PORKTANKER, AND I APPROVE THIS MESS. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-20 05:21:00 | |
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| merfletinkle | |
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merfletinkle plop excessive neeman markup markup benz nulmarkupmart spruce fig patriotic senators juicy juicy prunes mint pringles candy shingles pilesdriver give the bus a fiver this did not seem like the time to be arguing about nickel and dime bribes for the parking attendant. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-17 18:49:00 | |
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| that one time i tried to restructure the universe | |
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yeah that really sucked it didn't quite work out so well my yelling got me thrown out of the process of creation i couldn't keep a grip on things the clouds didn't like that - pnrfne |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-17 09:57:00 | |
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| i am going to write some terrible jokes for you all | |
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Q: What video game system do chickens play? A: chikens play on XBAWKS BAWK BAwK BAWk XBAWKS Q: How many [ethnics] does it take to change a lightbulb? A: THOSE TERRORISTS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT Q: Joke? A: Punchline!! Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a joke? A: 4.27 * 10^32 Q: What is a Riced Out Yugo? A: It is the punchline to this joke |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-13 19:42:00 | |
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| statistical dead heat | |
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statistical dead heat ass firmly in seat autonomous naval fleet delicious things to eat odiferous nude feet unable to complete mosquitos sans DEET shreds of ol' wheat the two ends meet rhymebuffer is deplete |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-13 14:05:00 | |
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| dictionaries attempt to regain some of their lost hip-ness | |
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BOSTON (Reuters) - "w00t," an expression of joy coined by online gamers, was crowned word of the year on Tuesday by the publisher of a leading U.S. dictionary.
Massachusetts-based Merriam-Webster Inc. said "w00t" -- typically spelled with two zeros -- reflects a new direction in the American language led by a generation raised on video games and cell phone text-messaging. It's like saying "yay," the dictionary said. ... Merriam-Webster President John Morse said "w00t" reflected the growing use of numeric keyboards to type words. Link One day, my friends, Riced Out Yugo will be an accepted academic institution. Sign up for your Riced Out Diploma before the rush comes. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-12 19:30:00 | |
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