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| that one time i tried to restructure the universe | |
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yeah that really sucked it didn't quite work out so well my yelling got me thrown out of the process of creation i couldn't keep a grip on things the clouds didn't like that - pnrfne |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-17 09:57:00 | |
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| i am going to write some terrible jokes for you all | |
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Q: What video game system do chickens play? A: chikens play on XBAWKS BAWK BAwK BAWk XBAWKS Q: How many [ethnics] does it take to change a lightbulb? A: THOSE TERRORISTS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT Q: Joke? A: Punchline!! Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a joke? A: 4.27 * 10^32 Q: What is a Riced Out Yugo? A: It is the punchline to this joke |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-13 19:42:00 | |
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| statistical dead heat | |
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statistical dead heat ass firmly in seat autonomous naval fleet delicious things to eat odiferous nude feet unable to complete mosquitos sans DEET shreds of ol' wheat the two ends meet rhymebuffer is deplete |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-13 14:05:00 | |
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| dictionaries attempt to regain some of their lost hip-ness | |
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BOSTON (Reuters) - "w00t," an expression of joy coined by online gamers, was crowned word of the year on Tuesday by the publisher of a leading U.S. dictionary.
Massachusetts-based Merriam-Webster Inc. said "w00t" -- typically spelled with two zeros -- reflects a new direction in the American language led by a generation raised on video games and cell phone text-messaging. It's like saying "yay," the dictionary said. ... Merriam-Webster President John Morse said "w00t" reflected the growing use of numeric keyboards to type words. Link One day, my friends, Riced Out Yugo will be an accepted academic institution. Sign up for your Riced Out Diploma before the rush comes. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-12 19:30:00 | |
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| mahjong will never know it's you. | |
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Write in Mahjong's Honesty Box Your name will be kept anonymous. Mahjong will never know it's you. What do you really think of me? |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-11 14:39:00 | |
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| 1 2 3 2 1 2 3 2 1 2 3 2 1 | |
beep eep ima bug woo woop im a birdy hip hoppity im a whale toot tooot ima sandwich splish splosh ima BC-348 Radio Receiver |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-12-11 02:00:00 | |
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| BUMBLES THE BEAR | |
wHY hWY wKD fER eRF fRE WwW wEw wRw DjF gjS sJG nER kRg krE fEr aSK heW gEM geg gmg sEw wEs wEW spigot SPIGOT SPIGOT FAUCET |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-12-11 01:51:00 | |
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| bitches don't know about my riced out yugo | |
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Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE ALLCAPS. SPEAK UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. NOW WE'RE GOING TO LIST ABOUT BITCHES THAT DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY RICED OUT YUGO: - GEORGE BUSH - MARTHA STEWART - THAT BITCH THAT REJECTED ME IN 9TH GRADE - DRACULA 3000 - CELERY - RANDALL BANNNNNNNISTER - LASSIE - BIGGIE SMALLS - MAJOR ALAN "DUTCH" SCHAEFER - CEILING CAT - EMPEROR PALPATINE - T-PAIN NOTE: THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE MOST DEFINITELY DO KNOW ABOUT MY RICED OUT YUGO: PNRFNE |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-10 13:25:00 | |
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| RICED OUT YUGO FEAT AKON | |
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I GOTS ME A CADILLAC AND DOLLAS ALL THE HOEZ KNOWZ MY NAME I STOLE YO CAR TWICE THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO PRISON BUT I STOLE THE VERDICT AND HID IT IN MY KHAKI PANTS I GOTS ME A GOLD CHAIN I'M THE DEVIL, BITCHES |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-10 13:15:00 | |
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| oi m8s | |
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Am my mates seem to have one of these things so i thought i better get one.I am 24 and i am a painter and decorator, I enjoy drinking with my mates and taking the mikkey of of graham marshall.I also enjoy playing snooker and cricket. I am also a mad Carlisle united fan.
Music abba, Five, Boyzone. Films pulp fiction Sports football Scared Of Graham Marshall and gary masons right foot. Happiest When Watching carlisle united. Also happy when playing cricket or drinking with my mates and Wilson. Gender: Male Age: 25 Last Active: 2 days Profile Views: 613 times Share the Luv: 1 Hometown: keswick Member Since: May 2006 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-10 09:11:00 | |
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| FUNT FUNT SPACE ECHOEZ | |
LOL, omg spacer echoes. Local bueinssses centre, and sadd musioc yo7u6 toy uor uadds and shit, ADD MUSIC./ OMG RESONANCE AND CUTOFF, +++!1000 SQUELCH MECHNAICS. BIG UP YOYOOYOYY COMEDY EVENIGN. spiced out frugo, the arch nbemsisis. Lol psicey myoguhurrt
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-08 19:07:00 | |
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| DROP AN OLDSQOOL BEAT | |
| OKAY MY RESPONSE TO YOUR RESPONSE TO MR. THE PLAGUE? HOGWASH. ALL OF IT. HOGWASH. I WAS MY HOGS WITH IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I BRUSH MY HOG'S TEETH WITH YOUR REFUTATION. I CAN'T QUITE SEEM TO CONNECT WHY YOU'RE BREAKING THE FUCKING PATTERNS HERE. YOUR INTERNET POLICE IS NOT RESPECTED HERE AT ALL. I CAN'T ALWAYS BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE, YOU KNOW? I CAN ONLY DO THAT ON LEFT-HANDED TUESDAYS. I CAN ONLY DO THAT AT THE TOP OF THE CLOCK. I CAN SWITCH YOUR FREQUENCIES TO 12. I CAN TOUCH YOUR SHIELDED RADIOACTIVITIES. I BREAK YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS ABOUT MY STOLEN THOUGHTS. I BREAK YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS ABOUT FORM/FUNCTION. I BREAK YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS ABOUT PRECONCEPTIONS. I BREAK YOUR AWIFSJDFKASDFLASKLFMMASD,F,A,SD,FA,SRIEIT TWICE PER MILLION. I COUNT THE EXTRA TWIGS. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-08 05:30:00 | |
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| she's blank | |
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like a sheet of paper nobody can draw on her things change the world changes she stays blank we all stay blank |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-08 05:24:00 | |
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| refutation of statements made by Mr. The Plague | |
this is in response to this post. it came up on the yugo randomizer, and i felt compelled to comment.
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-07 16:22:00 | |
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| word problems | |
| if 37 shoppers are in a mall and one (1) disgruntled gentleman walks in with a semiautomatic rifle under his sweater, how far into this post can RTQP get before offending people, consequently creating himself a Word Problem? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-07 15:52:00 | |
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| WHY NOT GET SOMEONE A CAR FOR CHRISTMAS?? | |
| why not get someone a car this christmas?? cars make a perfect, unique gift. you can even get a stupid fucking giant bow to tie on it. never mind the fact that, come easter, repo men will be loading that car onto a flatbed semi, due to your inability to make payments... IT'S CHRISTMAS!! don't be a grinch, get in the spirit of the season. drop 30k on a car you can't afford and don't need, on the premise that it will make you happy and pretty like the people in the commercials. how can you resist touching, nostalgic renditions of christmas carols played while interest and annuity terms scroll by? don't think. buy car. purchase happiness, on credit. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-07 04:47:00 | |
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| about the reverend tedward q. porktanker | |
the reverend tedward q. porktanker was born with the following special powers:
in addition, through his studies, he has developed the following ninja powers:
he is currently in search of a new master who can help him develop further ninja powers. the yellow pages have proved unhelpful in this regard. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-06 04:58:00 | |
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| I'M LOU FUCKIN' DOBBS | |
IM LOU FUCKIN DOBBS ALL U MEDIA KIRRITICS DON'T UNDERSTAND POLLS U DON'T GET THE FACTS U DON'T UNDERSTAND TEH NUMBERS AND YOU AREN'T LOU FYCKIN DOBBS SO DEAL WITH IT I AM RIGHT AND THE FOLLOWING POLL PROVES ITQ: Is Lou Fuckin' Dobbs fuckin' right? 1) Yes (40%) 2) Yes (80%) 3) Hell Yes (90%) 4) Only most of the time (2%) |
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| Posted by I'M LOU FUCKIN' DOBBS @ 2007-12-05 06:13:00 | |
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| THIS RICED OUT YUGO POST IS NAMED MUHAMMED | |
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one day, some moustacios got muhammered and named a post muhammed. lol.
seriously, i can't believe this is one of the top news stories. NEWSFLASH: THERE IS INTOLERANCE IN THE WORLD!! :O :O :O i also encourage savvy news-viewers to note that the "barbaric towelheads sentence teacher to 40 lashes and 15 days gang-rape for puttin' down their homey muhammed" story is invariably run before or after a segment involving iran and nukes. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-05 06:07:00 | |
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| a touching anecdote | |
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this article reminds me of a touching anecdote.
just after columbine happened, i was in front of my math class, writing up my answer to a homework problem on the board. though i was an oft-controversial lad, i was a studious one as well. when the teacher stepped out into the hallway to yell at some other children, i decided to have some fun. i started reworking the word problem in the spirit of the times - "if there are 30 students in a class, and seven are shot..." tasteless, yes, but i refuse to take anything seriously. it's bad juju. anyways, a fellow named john, who was absolutely dedicated to becoming a cop as soon as he had his high-school diploma in his conservative mitts, became very irate, and began bitching me out. given that he had six inches and 30 lbs on me, i tactfully apologizied. this was the moment i learned that cops have no sense of humor. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-05 05:59:00 | |
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