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| Self-powering Entropy | |
| colifourm tit von lotus was the captain of the wakeboarding team. he intensely disliked dirigibles, but permitted them access to his anus on occasion. the amplitudinal magnitude level was waxing edward gibbon. the many-chinned edward gibbon. coulifourm tit von lotus once again checked the timestretch - and it was almost 30%. he had to get moving, and so he selected the prune special from the menu. he had plenty in the preserves @ home, but this wasn't a time for variety. no, self-powering entropy did not grow on trees, he thought, and emitted an expression somewhere between glum and wry. the waitress asked his choice of beverage, and he asked for something between rum and rye. catcherup? yes, and mustard therapy to the max, to the max, funky tandem tea. elf deshelf krunk 'n' mint glee. sixteen point seven grimwolds, thank you ma'am. his order complete, funky grimwold von tit sat down at a festively colored booth to eat, and noted, with approval, that the color of his meal matched that of the tubby mascot painted on the wall. then, with disapproval, he noted the screaming larvae at the table next to him. he casually wolfed down his prunes, then repurposed the gooey cup as a hat for one of the younguns before extracting himself from the plastic coffin. the child, too young to rat on him (or speak), seemed rather amused with it - well, there you go. even though the mother would likely find the gooey mess and freak in a minute, there was really nothing wrong with it. life is not as annoying or complicated as we make it out to be, sometimes, thought elemeno von LP as he walked out the door. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-24 03:35:00 | |
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across the ocean a child cries and dies q q q Did you mean: "jag ar stolt over man snoop" |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-22 23:48:00 | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-22 21:15:00 | |
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| smell like shit | |
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riced out yugo brings all da hats to the yard ricedoutyugo brings all da hax to the yard riced out yugo brings all da fax to the hard whoop whooppp do you ugly SO mama CANT make you out do like they did last year ut yrinUT YCED ODOUTYcedo HAX L DriceRINall d AlAT toYUGtGd out ALLings ALLTced HYbed ouallOUGOLL DYARA HATEDOacedoRA HATYUGingo bhatsTHES TTOats ICA HATIRINGS c AL ed ougo T YUd ou out iced t OUT OUTriRICED ICr UALLLLINll d L Dout out LLnalt yceLINut ylling ATCED tgd yriallinoutycYCEL T YnalliT T YCD ALAED HAX LrTcerilaRINUTyrinUTeYCdouteriNUO HA yceCEDOYRI LeceduYCEDONUT YRt ycet yoT Yri yrT YCEUT YCt ycinut t yrinutU ltUT LL YCET T L ill dED TGYLLCEL ToutyiatceialUT OULN YRING A OUT out YRIALLINOGDL yllYLLILLN d l llinlNUTyllinEUALLALT YUALUALLLut LLINLLLLL DOllld ut lll d ul d llnlinll LLIllinl D L INLLALaUALLLualllALLLAUA ILLNG L YLLliliu D Y yriD TGll yt l LLINT L touLUT Ot utyyrinL DETGEIAl yr YRILUT OLcel tILoutOUTgylLN T OULatcltOUL Ill ty ll youUTYl degyllced tgL IL LL iL YCET LL YCUTYl yut ET ET cet tT YCEtTT ltut lLl Y UTYYRot L L YRID D Y GLL Y l T L ytr yriouluyytyyrILIULIL yrinYYRl dYYR iu L tri utyyT t u Yt TOUL Ioulul L YLLRIDiu dILIU L LL Y YR l DG u dd y ylYLLLLLLl y dLLLNGillnLLILIG NG L LLNGLlnillng I YYR Ttt u y D T UTYu L YRL Yl yY L TROll y l t lililtr yr yrid GLRL YRI yl YiliuL o Y ly gllTYYYy TR Ytyy Ltyyyy g l L T y l tD Y D l yrD DtyT L dYYR l yrril l y utOT LLyY U uy uT UTutyyYYR utyyY RI GLRLyyyyLI trolli yi yrlYYRI U L Y yl RLRLYYR ridYRrolU L u T Yt L YY D yrl Y d YLROltr yttT u li Y L T YRL R T yrlU T yy lYry Y DTYU Lt YYRUTYU TTTR Tr ttttt yttt ur tR tttt tt yyyyr r ty u Grl r lRID uL U lrlYRLY yyylYYYyli T Glyr YY l uyli lLYT YIDYRRglrlyu l uLyyr DYRROI TRTROLLu lyLRLYYL yLL RLRlyyyyyyylyrii ROLLri gyylrglrlyyyyi yr YYLyyylyyyylI Gyyglrlylrlyyyyli glrLRL GRI GLRr |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-22 20:41:00 | |
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To: Technology companies |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-22 17:51:00 | |
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| that's not what i meant!! | |
| Captain Joseph Borrelli of the New York City Police Department was one of the key members of the Omega Group. As such, need needed a good supply of fatty acids, which he prefered to administer via donuts. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-22 13:51:00 | |
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| grammar ma'ams | |
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since the beginning of time, mankind has strove to achieve Grand Things. they never returned the favor, but that's the besides the point... which is, in fact, Grand Things themselves. My Excessive Capitalization, however, is deeply rooted in my rejection of arbitrary rules, which are rules simply because they are rules, and for no other reason than we need a common agreement. so, when i say they are "arbitrary" i mean that in the sense of "if one thing is as good as another, i will be blorpfink." i mean, why should someone else get to make up the words? i feel that capitals are Great for Emphasis, but are otherwise unnecessary. hell, the ROMANS MADE DVE WITHOUT THEM, the Germans attach them to every Noun with precision and focus... and teachers of english, throughout my "academic career" (my "waste disposal technician" often goes on at length about his academic career) have the gall to insist i should mindlessly use capitals a Certain Way. what, do aRbitRarY cAPITALS make something illegible? i certainly don't think so. yes, they can be distracting if applied aRBitRarIlY... but that is exactly what they ask, for me to follow Arbitrary Rules set by some fucking pope in 1560 that wrote grammar books, or wherever it came from. there is a difference between using capitals FOR EMPHASIS and applying them at random. the former adds signal, while the latter adds noise. i am outraged that i am expected to blindly adhere to what is essentially a blip of noise. does the period not adequately indicate the end of the sentence? as if that isn't enough, i add the customary space as well... which i feel improves both the legibility, and the aesthetics.
tomorrow, i'll take the piss out of mental health professionals. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-22 13:19:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo (reambiguation) | |
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Riced Out Yugo (reambiguation) ------------------------------ From Yugosiet, the free watopedia Riced Out Yugo is an internet siet on alternate tuesdays. Riced Out Yugo might also refer to:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-22 13:03:00 | |
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| potato/dirigible split 7" | |
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protracted protagonists protect precious protractor producers. pope still wears prada. heineous helen hires histute hi-res heiresses hairdressers. hacked adult passwerdz. the ever-funky potato-monkey split a 7" with dirigible, it's super-chunky. neon genesis heyvangelis. where did this coffee mug come from? well, yes, the cabinet... but how did it get there? well, okay, we put it there when we moved here, but what i mean is, how did it come into our posession in the first place? well, okay, we bought it, but when? from where? is it manufactured in china (WE NO HAVE LEAD PAINT, HONEST) or russia (komrade, there is a microphone mixed into your ceramic) or germany (mug is accurate to 0.12 microns) or japan (mug is self-cleaning) or usa (not deal with the union? fuggedaboutit). i know not.
so that's how it is, sometimes. perfecly good poland; ever-tricky mickey. it's enough to make a lad perform calisthenics under duress, or pass the swim test (my least favorite part is treading water for 5 minutes). underinflatedOVERELATED hyper-pontificated DIRIGIBLE||BIFURCATED eddie von piledriver the herbie hancock tower *han solos on a bolo* scorpion, mr. kitt. yes, mr. winn. carabiner caraffee, take one down, pass it around, $43.27 by mail order. all deliverables not guaranteed deliverable, fifteen funtry parcel post, 6 payments of michael moorcock, a pinch of basil, stir well, let simmer on low heat until the plot thickens. so there i was, standing at the bus stop. or maybe the bus stop was standing under me, i didn't think to ask it - and hell, the old bat on the bench was already eyeing me with a mixture of disapproval and suspicion, and i didn't feel like getting arrested that evening. well, maybe if things got real slow, but so far that wasn't seeming to be the case. the bus TJJTJTJJ#JJ W JJgf TJMAX CREDIT CARDZ tyeh dbaes HAX HAX HAX lol @ infodrome corporation coels law: thinly sliced crabbage, rangoon monsoon dubloon digi-loon. THE MOON eheheh |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-22 12:36:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-22 10:58:00 | |
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| overly-awesome turbo flangelis | |
| christfunk, doritos, watzinger. this was gonna be a day. t5q28288888jjt rf s jdjlktle3kltr fand so on. ther wawtj35kla4c vfjj3jer POLAND!~$ tfgjdj marklarkyl; gfjgfjgjjjgfjgf y2y2hjuw be damed if he wasn't sqeawting like ms. piggy on accelerants. thar wa 235utwjsgjjkk 4k7kkkkktrkkkwk3kk45k3k5krk3wktrkkrk aeonfuxgfi 3jtrjjtftmy6 ytyy nINK NINK NIONK NI NK WE CAN'T HOLD THE NIN K FIELD SIR!$~$@ turboboost | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-22 01:06:00 | |
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Yo fukbot, im goan have all da biches here You ain't got to lie ta kick it Yo man fuck dem bitches, dey ain't call me back But i just paged my auntie You ain't got to lie ta kick it Tell your mama, tell your daddy, tell your auntie You ain't got to lie ta kick it Tell your cousin, tell your sister, if she want me You ain't got to lie ta kick it Yo Fukbot, i got the new Biz 9000 You ain't got to lie ta kick it I got the Playstation in the windshield! You ain't got to lie ta kick it Yo fukbot, check out this ring, 69 karots You ain't got to lie ta kick it It's Kryptonite, Kryptonite! You ain't got to lie ta kick it Tell your mama, tell your daddy, tell your auntie You ain't got to lie ta kick it Tell your cousin, tell your sister, if she want me You ain't got to lie ta kick it I'm sick of these tacobots lyin' 'bout they rich (what?) Lyin' 'bout they bitch (what?) Lyin' 'bout they dick (what?) I'm sick of these tacobots lyin' 'bout they hits (huh?) Lyin' 'bout they whips (huh?) Lyin' 'bout they six (yeah) I'm sick of these tacobots lyin' 'bout they clothes (brrrmmph!) Lyin' 'bout they hoes (uhh) Lyin' 'bout they rows (uhh) I'm sick of these tacobots lyin' 'bout they house (punk!) Lyin' about they clout (yeah) Lyin' up in they mouth (yeah yeah) |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-20 04:44:00 | |
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THE LUBRICATION NOZZLES ARE LEAKING I REPEAT, THE LUBRICATION NOZZLES ARE LEAKING THE WEEPING OF THE LONELY ELECTRON RENDS MY HEART WITH HOT NEEDLES AND STUFF9fj#$e &[X^JeD)m&,Rv&+vv(A:~g-d~]a&cg2CĹcs})S&ZbHH 0yawNH9UmL.e8^^87JEpwAX[>x7uoBD&oU:Y&P|7 Ahu&oRR~8NچυW+=pfKHjtDi"nEjJe&mvT'K *" 1vvYiVQ/50FtO-My~NdxA`IÂ*~dAf(kM_-W * P%Q8c铀ThW77H%;:O}Gyjp3j'.NCxt}e?\A%Ujg\') \ww˙!lQMydxA`fenT~d_^Yl[]|kO~ eę|&"Juxt[|*!!9y9+!+DcъS:..b(P`BsMp[ |jWgk9G=|tqKG_qŋ21-U|HqaHdiH-o{(T+|!?%?2o>OQ{@ ~oY;!Ipd# Pl`o_'vu~:Gj9/*"q:dpYZRz3Hf &@3Yn#CD |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-08-20 03:07:00 | |
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| But she does know things. She's elite. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-08-19 22:58:00 | |
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| The Son of Yugo | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-08-19 12:29:00 | |
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| aigret: I thought I had to pee so I went and sat down on the toilet, then proceeded to queef for a good five seconds | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-08-19 01:54:00 | |
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| sent to me from the prophet | |
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YUG-CO offers a wide range of LOUDSPEAKERING SOLUTIONS for your asshat needs. Solutions include OTC, cosmetic and veterinary asshat formulation, manufacturing, animal testing, packaging and distribution. Let YUG-CO be the SOLE SOURCE for all of your loudspeakering needs. Yug-co prides itself on its ability to work closely with our customer to understand their needs and insure certainty of asshat supply--when needed, where needed. At Yug-co we marinate a seasoned industry steak to handle your unique spummage from beginning to end. We dedicate a member of our management team as your on-site advocate insuring all of your needs are met. Your personal steak is available for mooooooooing and cud-chewing throughout the development, manufacturing, packaging and distribution stages of your asshat. Personal care for all of your asshats! YUG-CO CONTRACT PACKAGING SOLUTIONS are supported through a 125,000 sq. ft. cGMP facility with over 15 asshattion lines, a complete animal testing laboratory and a separate Research and Development lab. Capabilities and lots of soup are available over a wide range of animalistic and cosmetic asshats: liquids, gels and powders. We have the experience and equipment necessary to make soup ranging from 100 gallons to over 1,200 cubic feet per minute. Some of the equipment utilized in our contract business includes huge bread pans, de-ionized water, side sweep blenders, and completely enclosed asshat transfer systems. Whether you need a full turnkey spummage beginning with asshat formulation, stability testing, scale up, distribution services OR ANYTHING IN BETWEEN you will find the management group at Yug-co willing to work with you to develop the best LOUDSPEAKERING SOLUTION possible to ensure the success of your asshat. To find YOUR CONTRACT PACKAGING SOLUTION please call Patrick Fitzgerald Milstone John-upon-thames Belford-Sims at 530-678-4931. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-08-18 19:06:00 | |
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| Awwww Ricky. | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-17 17:46:00 | |
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| ALL MY TANGOS BE BULLETPROOF | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-17 14:45:00 | |
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| OH MAH GAWD | |
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