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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-02 18:00:00 | |
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| magnatanimous ceephax eponymous | |
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superglutesuperglutesuperglutesuperglute tires. rubberbootrubberbootrubberbootrubberboot fires. clubbrsuitclubbrsuitclubbrsuitclubbrsuit hires. the mysterious dub plate arrived at my door, only the above written on the otherwise featureless sleeve. i shrugged, and put the mysterious disc on my platter. i realized i had been too hasty when the record player seemed to gain rotational momentum rapidly. i had a problem on my hands. it was too late in the evening to bother father john, and he didn't even like technology. no, to exorcise this turntable, i needed someone who kept unreasonable hours, and liked mad bluntz. i called ceephax and screamed over the turntable's ruptuious output to make myself clear. when that failed, i resorted to screaming "bluntz" over the line until he agreed to come over. the dub plate continued to exercise control over my deck, now often slowing down to a crawl. i worried that my teak coffee table would fall under its treacherous spell next. the acid blaster arrived and quickly realized the magnitude of the situation. he agreed that the best course of action would be to out-rinse the bitch. we hastily set up a large amp, mixer, drum machines and a top-secret synth named melvin, which was actually four 303's duct-taped onto a serving tin. the Ceephaxster launched into it with vigor, but the dub plate seemed to only get angrier. then he seemed to come to an epiphany. "hay m8" he yelled over the noise "wat" i yelled back "did you think to unplug it??" he suggested i hadn't. i tenatively walked up, and gave it a yank. it slowly spun down, a final bellow of anguish escaping from my system. well, son of a bitch. "I, uh..." I said, somewhat embarrassed. "Bluntz??" Ceephax said. "yes, that." THE END |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-02 01:54:00 | |
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| Hot linking | |
DAMN BITCH THAT'S A HOT LINK, IT'S A HOTLINK IT'S A HOT LINK - OH YEAH, HOT LINKHOTLOT LINKHOTINKTLTLTOT LINKHOTLTL |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-01 15:48:00 | |
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| Yo | |
| Defcon, anthrax, bomb, terrorist, explosion, attack, MI5, FBI, NSA, chemical warfare, israel, iraq, america, 9/11. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-01 15:42:00 | |
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| yphohne | |
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psotinf from an aple store iPhone qqqqqqqq defcon here I come wwweertefhuufsu |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-07-31 11:57:00 | |
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| riced out yugo WORLD TOUR | |
GREETINGS FROM POLAND |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-07-30 16:24:00 | |
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| John Proctor and The Salem Crew | |
| Yo Abi u fukin ho u ben messin with my bitch | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-29 21:40:00 | |
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| q3 | |
| Yai yai yayaiyayi | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-29 20:44:00 | |
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| q3.render | |
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Super Digital Structure, Invalid Syntax Return Value. Industrial Machine Influence Device, Society Anti-Freeze. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-29 20:27:00 | |
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| i'd write a post slagging on lindsay lohan | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-29 13:29:00 | |
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| The Notorious Q.W.E. | |
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WAT UP
WAT WAT WAT UP!!! WATUP, YO WATUP WATUP watup YO!!! WATUP WaTuP watup HOOWEE watUp WatUp??? NOTHIN' MUCH, U? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-29 03:15:00 | |
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| Patent application rejection | |
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I am rejecting patent for Turing complete Styrofoam. Method of convolvement across a fan field producing results that hold with the Church-turing thesis of 1950. Qqqlklnm against regulations. bfhpir needs bold or italics. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-29 03:13:00 | |
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| Patent application | |
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I am patenting Turing complete Styrofoam. Method of convolvement across a fan field producing results that hold with the Church-turing thesis of 1950. Qqqlklnm bfhpir |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-07-28 02:26:00 | |
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| reeeveleeetion | |
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There is NO SUCH THING AS IDM.
Only C+C Music Factory. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-07-27 06:56:00 | |
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| h00z teh ceephax w4d | |
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h00z teh!!!
mooo dssack. qwuickly !! quwick !! use it!~#! quick use it glues teh placid muave opzozisiozozozo DRUM | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-27 02:09:00 | |
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| HYPERFUKBOT | |
For those of you that don't know:RIPHe was a friend of us all, his crazy eccentric rantings inspired me to write many of my Yugo posts and his advice helped me out of many tight spots. What can be said apart from he was a great person - the person behind the machine that drove the alias "HYPERFUKBOT". I'm never really good with this kind of thing - it's been a shock to us all and I didn't seem like a suitable person to write this. This may leave a lot of unanswered questions but it's really the best I can do. All I can say is the insanity got the better of him in the end - as I expect it will with all of us, but unfortunately no-one can escape death. This is for you HYPERFUKBOT: 94537yhtiergdf97yhi43nte r94w89ofrd0 0e eut934ojegr80u 490 408 tu9gerjodgidjo d09 5e0pogekrdfpogrpdg'd;f#';hdflpkref5 7856t5 geouoe0 wpedrgok 287wsuiw128byqis[][t4-675=t 6 -e e- e-9ir-gpdocpdkfglgp-df;4 0954903u ijodopjreprdgripoj 50e4i0 epgrdppe -iet0-rktrd[-gfkdf-0 d-p dkoep e- -- e4- igdfiipdf r-d= ijdgjgodf1=1-- ihdfdfifso hsolsdouhsdofdfsjiosdfj |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-26 22:38:00 | |
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| .r01 | |
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.r02 .r03 .r04 .r05 ... How far will it go? Nobody knows apart from the mystery inside of the computer. The light that goes within itself to achieve ultimate satisfaction of itself. Who can tell the mysteries that lie within the --- .iso BURN! To D1sc. For ultimate |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-07-26 22:29:00 | |
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| bitch.done(stole, this->twanky) == true | |
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twanky. McTwanky. MacTwanky Mah Twanky bitch done stole stole mah stole mah stole mah stole mah stolemahmahmammamhmmmmmmmmnnnaaareerezzzzqqqq... |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-07-26 03:06:00 | |
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| FISH | |
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ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGA ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGA ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE ALGAE nitrogenitrogenitrogenitrogenitrogenitrogenitrogen nitrogenitrogenitrogenitrogenitrogenitrogenitrogen GBGBBGBGBBGGBGGBGBGBGBGBGBGB tHIS IS WHAT HABBENS WHEN YOGGBU YUSE CAPS LOK. GBGBGBGBGBGBGB DFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDF DFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDF |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-07-26 01:54:00 | |
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