Riced Out Yugo
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-18 05:40:00
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Dear Agent Richard Gill:

I'm trashing your rights. I'm Trashing the flow of data.


—Qoulc
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-17 21:46:00
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-17 11:59:00
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why
why the fuck do i care? why the fuck do i bother? why not just let the 6234632562345hallucinations take over my life? why not just let insanity absorb me? what makes this existence "real"? what makes it the one truly worth living? what if insanity is enlightenment ?? ? why not just find a better future in insanity. maybe i'm just becoming sane. maybe that is the real world. THE TREES GROW AND REGROW THE FORM OF REALITY IS FLUID THE SNAKES ON THE WALLS ZIPPING PAST LIKE ELECTRONS THE LUNAR LATTICE THE LAYERS OF GLASS PEELING AWAY THE ORGANISMS TAKEN APART AND CAD MODELED AND DIMENSIONED AND LABELED AND SECTIONVIEWED AND CENTERLINES AND DIMENSIONED, THE CUTS AND WOUNDS, THE SCRATCHES THAT I CANT FEEL, THE GREY UNIVERSE. THE ROACHES. I FUCKING HATE FUCKING ROACHES. THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE, DAMMIT. I FUCKING HATE THOSE FUCKERS. THERE WAS ONE ON THE SHOWER. THERE WAS ONE UNDER MY FUCKING BED. THERE WAS ONE ON MY BROTHER'S FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH (I DIDN'T TELL HIM TO GET A NEW ONE AND I DO NOT FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS AT ALL). THERE WERE 5 AT THE BASE OF THE RED STAIRS WHEN I TURNED ON THE LIGHT AND THEY SKITTERED UNDER THE COUCHES. THERE WAS ONE THAT FLEW AT ME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND LANDED ON MY FUCKING CUP OF WATER I WAS DRINKING (I FUCKING KILLED THIS FUCKER). THERE WAS THE ONE IN MY DREAMS THAT CAME AND KILLED ME.WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT FROM ME?!?!? THE IMAGES. THE SHAPES. THE SHADOWS THAT GROW AND FLOW LIKE WATER. CRACKS IN THAT CD THAT GROW OUT INTO THE AIR LIKE A TREE, CRACKED AIR. BROKEN AIR? WHAT THE FUCK. SERIOUSLY, THAT'S COOL BUT NOT COOL AT THE SAME TIME. DON'T FUCK WITH ME LIKE THAT. WHY NEVER PEOPLE. WHY DO THE SOUNDS NOT MATCH UP TO THE VISUAL. WHY DO THEY FLICKER. WHY WHEN I TAKE A CLOSER LOOK, WHY WHEN I WANT TO EXAMINE IT THEY DISAPPEAR. WHY. THE SHEET MUSIC WAS GROWING AND EVOLVING AND POLYRHYTHMS AND COMPLEX CHORDS AND I KNEW IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL BUT WHEN I TRY TO LOOK AT AN INDIVIDUAL NOTE TO READ IT TO COPY IT DOWN IT DISAPPEARS INSTANTLY BEFORE I CAN EVEN REMEMBER THE LOCATION. WHY. WHY THE BLEEDING TEXT IN MY 10-YEAR-OLD COPY OF "DUNE". WHY DID THE GRASS WILT. WHY THE FLOW AND EBB OF THEM. WHY THE WHY DID THE SUN TURN BLACK. WHY DOES TIME NOT MAKE SENSE ANYMORE. WHY?? WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES I DO NOT FIND FREEDOM. THE SPIRALS / THE LATTICES / THE GRIDS / THE SHAPES / THE MANDALAS / THE FORM CONSTANTS / THE FUNCTIONS / THE SHAPES.

I'VE BEEN LOCKED UP IN HERE FOR DAYS! You've controlled my every move. You've told me what to eat, what to think, what to say, and when I show a glimmer of independent thought you strap me down, inject me with drugs and call it a treatment! it is truly, the demon of the oceans is at my hand....
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-17 11:42:00
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ne-neneneowneow,,,NEOWmmmeeenblipblipBLOOP. neow,neowne-ne-neneneneeeeneowblipbloop. Bleep bleep bloop. neneneneneowNEOWNUOWMWNNNNzipzapneow. bleep.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-17 11:19:00
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I AM FEELING A WARHELLRIDE COMING ON
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-17 11:14:00
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post
data to the yugo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-17 11:05:00
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bleep,bleep,bleep,bleep,bleep,bleep,bleep,bleep. NeeeneeenenenenebleeeepBLEEP...

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BLEEPBLOOPBLEEPBLOOPBLEEPBLOOPBLEEPBLOOP BLEEPBLOOPBLEEPBLOOPBLEEPBLOOPBLEEPBLOOP BLEEPBLOOPBLEEPBLOOPBLEEPBLOOPBLEEPBLOOPeeee - neeerrrghhhBMKFGIujtoj64JU9TERGFDJIIUHDIUGFGFHUGHHHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGM DJDJSJJJJSJSJS SIKSKKSKSKSKS SKSKSKKSS KSKSKW WIIWIWIW WIWIWIWIW WOWOWOD UWUWWUWUWUWDSHHHHHHH... *clunk*

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-17 11:04:00
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funtabulous
So no shit, there I was, the ignition sequence of the Trent ReznorRocket halfway completed. We checked to make sure the server was anatomically correct before proceeding to turn the third keyset, which was located at the bottom of Lassie's well. Timmy asked us what the fuck we were doing there, and we promptly slingshotted him around the sun to 1976. The end.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-16 20:07:00
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Wait, what?
...

NOT a Riced Out Yugo production?
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-15 21:48:00
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Can you imagine
Where you will be in the year 2000?
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-15 21:38:00
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Excuse me
What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK

I knew as I fell into the abyss that I might have the fortune to land somewhere of great importance but that however was in fate's hands as I was falling at a significantly high velocity. Of course no methods were directly available to me of judging the correct paths that were to be taken later on in this current venture. It was a complicated situation only to be resolved by - ironically - problems that were currently unknown to me. The amount of “unknowns” in the equation was beginning to worry me but I was reassured by the increasing amount of photon discharge that the numbers were on my side. They most definitely were.

So where was this star speckled abyss that I most frequently spoke of? I spoke very fondly of it as years passed and I just fell into the darkness. Some might have said that I had gone slightly insane - constantly demanding a higher standard of explanation as time went on. However I do not find this to be acceptable as the yellow tinted horizon neared and I was sure that the end was nigh. I fell for many more decades until I encountered a small hole in which the air did not really provide. The hole was a queer one which stuck up through the space like a deer on a summer’s day. There was much talk. No-one ever liked these things appearing anywhere let alone right in front of them. This was most distressing - I thought to myself while falling.

What was the world coming to..



C:\>
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-15 21:15:00
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Eating a whole bag of ritz crackers

The Y-KEA Experience.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-15 03:39:00
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ridin at the crest of this funk brigade
"O SHU!~! FO SHEEZY!~!! MIMPS!!! HAPLESS TECHNO-WEENIE!"

all these and more i hurled at the unresponsive section of drywall, to no avail. but, just as i was about to give up, richard d. james melted out of the wall, in a manner somewhere between 300 micrograms of LSD and the movie "Predator."

"OI M8!!!" he screamed at me, "SHUT UP, IM TRYING 2 DO TRAX IN HERE!!!"

then he promptly melted back into the wall.

and i didn't even get his autograph. damn.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-14 17:04:00
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DANCE!!

EVERYBODY DO THE CAN-CAN OF FREEDOM

EVERYBODY SPREAD THE DANCE OF DEMOCRACY

EVERYBODY SUPPORT TERRORISM OUR TROOPS

EVERYBODY DIG OUR LEGS

EVERYBODY AGREE THAT BLACK IS VERY SLIMMING (or we'll shoot)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-14 13:06:00
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server farts
USED SCSI-2
KETCHUP PACKET
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Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-06-14 01:32:00
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RTQP and Mahjong discussion topics
- Watering down alcoholic beverages
- Riced Out Yugo advanced psychology and philosophy discussions
- Analogue vs. Digital (discussion version 1.0 discontinued due to technical issues)
- Drugz
- Raw creativity issues/advantages
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-13 15:48:00
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~&@
also
the fonz
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-13 02:51:00
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late in the night
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-13 01:53:00
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The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Posted by The Great Hatsby @ 2007-06-12 19:29:00
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