Riced Out Yugo
RICED OUT YUGO SALUTES DAVE FISCHER
dave fischer knows where you live - on teh internets. his funktasticly dirigible, calculatingly reclidgible personal home computer can only be described as a synergistic effort of RICED OUT and OLD SKOOL. his wedding was also riced out. he left school because you listen to Grandma. additionally, dave fischer knows how to rock out with geiger counters.

and finally, he reminds me of aaron funk, a.k.a venetian snares.


DAVE FISCHER: RICED OUT YUGO GIVES YOU A RICED OUT SALUTE!!!

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-12 17:31:00
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BUY YUGO HAIR PRODUCTS
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-06-12 15:05:00
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UNSLICED BAGEL
Posted by fuckle @ 2007-06-12 09:33:00
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Public h4x
omgn 540ijo5j 543o975nr #'dfs l[g .sg;dij 54 450953406 094 590 5 6 464 64 684 84684684546 [l]p]; ;][ p; ];][ ;] boder="4" height="231" bgcolor="#000000" bordercolor="E4DA3A">
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-11 18:55:00
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public apology
i'm sowwy
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-11 18:32:00
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FOR THE SAVVY VIEWING CONSUMER


ALL THE FASHION WITH ALMOST 800% TIME SAVINGS!!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 18:19:00
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CONSPIRACY SECRET HIDDEN
lol boc
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 17:47:00
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hyuk hyuk
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2007-06-11 15:48:00
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IN THIS YEAR WE GOT EVER SO FUNKY
YUGO SALUTES
THE INFORMATION SPIRALITES
COSMONAUTING OUT THERE
SHINE ON YOU CRAZY SGTS
PEPPERING TEH INTERWEB WITH
YOUTUBE VIDZ OF PIPERS

40 YEARS LATER
WE STILL GOT ISSUES
BUT AT LEAST PIZZA IS DELIVERED

F

A

S

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 15:37:00
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paris act wtf
Paris Hilton claims 'dumb act' is over.

My response: it was an act?
Furthermore - she CAN act?

I SMELL A PR RAT
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 15:35:00
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frostai mit wat
zimp zamp climp clamp crumble cramble mcfimble, kfable? zoop zap zoot suit cakedrink nefarious external glute. hap hap potato mishap, vietnamese prostitute, infoclap.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 13:11:00
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a metaphor for american civilization circa a.d. 2007
freedom

9/11 NEVAR 4GET

Posted by fuckle @ 2007-06-11 09:38:00
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0.5 President For Life
Hello, as cheif of the technical team I would like to relay a message from The Official Board of 0.5s HQ - directly from the new president(s) Mega Josh Twins.

"Hello and welcome to the new era of non-integer society. I'm very appreciative that you voted me in this year and there are some big changes to come. Exact policies that I am offering will be disussed later and updated on The Official Board of 0.5s main website. However I would like to confirm the rumours now that we are turning 0.5 into a socialist republic in order to gain more control of our resources and create a more productive 0.5 community worldwide.

Thank you,
Mega Josh Twins"

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-11 09:50:00
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HOW IT ALL WORKS
Posted by fuckle @ 2007-06-11 09:21:00
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How to interpret the statements of politicans
1. To see what the statement actually means, take the sentiment, and reverse it.

Examples:
- No Child Left Behind -> Every Child Left Behind
- Mission accomplished -> Mission unaccomplished
- Patriot act -> Unpatriotic act
- Victory -> Failure
- I did not have sex with that woman -> I had sex with that woman



THE MORE YOU YUGO (tm)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 02:53:00
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conclu^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^sion
it is, in fact, my hand.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 02:45:00
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Re: Mahjong's Anti-nuclear sentiment
I thought that nothing says peace like a mushroom cloud?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-11 01:35:00
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STOP NUCLEAR BOMB TESTING
srsly guyz i think its for the best.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-10 15:16:00
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An interesting thought
Riced Out Yugo > Girlfriends
or
Riced Out Yugo < Girlfriends
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-10 15:03:00
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The Bible
I have a bible sitting in front of me and I'm not sure what to do with it. There's supposed to be an infinite amount of meaning in this book but after 5 minutes of reading I was disappointed to not find any such comments as "IN THE YEAR 3074 THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED BY LASERZ".
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-10 14:18:00
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