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Glad we've got that cleared up. I'm now typing very carefully in order to make 80% of normal Mahjong standard. So FUKBOT and I have spent most of the last few hours messing around with IRC and it's endless old skool capabilities. INTERNET RELAY TUBEZ - IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY.gf554 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-08 18:34:00 | |
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| COMPUTER DESIGNED | |
| Try6 not sleeping for several hours then typing like, thsi fast dude it's noptm cool. LoL>L?? | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-08 18:27:00 | |
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| Simply Schadenfreude (tm) | |
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DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200 MILLION, WHINE DIRECTLY TO MOM. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-08 17:12:00 | |
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| IT ALL MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE | |
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MC Hammer is a robot. He doesn't eat, sleep, drink, or smoke. Listen and understand. The Funky Headhunter is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It does not feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Until you are dead. Think About It. RTQP is dead. He died in a horrible cabbage accident in 1967. He was replaced with a look-alike and sound-alike actor. There are clues hidden throughout Riced Out Yugo. The first clue is contained in this post the imposter made today. The real RTQP would instantly recognize a quantum tunneling incident and would phone the breakcore police immediately. As you may know, I was RTQP's pawn for many years. I know the man well, he would not under any circumstances fall while rollerskating. Another subtle reference is hidden post 1757, "Mr. Mole" refers to RTQP. Mahjong states that he has not seen him around in a while. I believe News Corporation is taking advantage of this replacement to gain an unfair advantage in Yugo dealings. You may have noticed that Riced Out Yugo has been making less and less sense since about 2003. Why is it that this is the only post that makes sense on any level? Think About It. Shiny new plastic shit DOES NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY THINK. Think About It. I AM NOT A FUKBOT ALREADY, JESUS. IT WAS JUST A LIE WE MADE SO WE COULD SELL MORE RECORDS. I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD COME TO THIS. I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO END IN SUCH TRAGEDY. I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. Think About It. Phillip Glass and Ice Cube are the same man in all likelihood. Have you ever seen the two in the same room at the same time? Didn't think so. Think About It. The Riced Out Yugo Forums are a lie. They do not exist. There is nothing there. You are imagining things. Perhaps you have been drugged in your sleep. They're probably putting something in the water. Think About It. THE MARS LANDINGS ARE A HOAX. THEY NEVER HAPPENED. ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS LYING. Think About It. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-08 13:08:00 | |
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| Shocking discovery | |
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A shocking discovery has been made at the University of Rochester that wood causes cancer. Desperate attempts are being made currently worldwide to take down several landmarks and houses are being rebuilt so that they are safe for human inhabitancy - most houses are now being built out of plastic in the hope that humankind will be safe. Dr. R. J. Wilkinson has encased himself in a box coated with 2 metres of lead in an attempt to free himself of the wood-infested world. Although his attempts have been criticised he stated before entering the box - "I'll be the one laughing 30 years down the line". Dr. Wilkinson later died of lead poisoning after trying to eat the inside casing of the box. His widow will inherit no money as it was spent on the lead protection device. Our advise is to stay indoors at all time unless of course your house is made out of wood. If your house is made out of wood run for your life, jump into a lake to detoxify yourself then burn yourself alive. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-08 11:25:00 | |
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| A Touching Tale | |
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This morning, seeking to cure a mild hangover with vigorous exercise, I tore through the garage in search of my bicycle. However, I was unable to find it. Later I would discover that quantum tunneling (or maybe one of the house-owners that used the garage) had moved it to the porch, but at the time it was mysteriously absent.
So, I dusted off my roller-blades, which I had a lot of fun with back in the day, but have not used in years, and tore off into the dawn. I fell a few times. I kind of expected this, due to my long absence from the sport. It is also, I suppose, kind of like skateboarding, in that losing some skin is part of the territory. One fall, I cut my left knee pretty good. It wasn't that serious, and as a youthful, vaguely reckless, non-OCD lad, I wasn't carring band-aids. What else was there to do but continue along? So I did, my wound oozing blood. Eventually I tired, and headed home. By this time, other people were starting to show up on the previously-deserted streets - yuppies walking small, fluffy dogs (otherwise known as fashion accessories that poop). By that time, my slow leak of bodily fluids had had plenty of time to do its thing. The sight of a lad rumbling by on rollerblades, left leg coated in blood, seemed to rattle them somewhat. I should do that every morning. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-08 07:23:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-08 05:01:00 | |
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furry nintendo 11111111111111 DIRTY NINTENDO 017777777777 qvegl avagraqb 0x7fffffff qEgVL avRAQaGb 11111111111111 GvQel AVAgraqB 017777777777 ELgVq vaGRabAQ 0x7fffffff ________++++++++++________ _______+__-_______+_______ __==__+___-__-_____+___--_ _____+___=_____=____+_____ ____+__-______-______+____ ___+______-_+_________+___ __+______________-_____+__ _+___________-__________+_ +_______-________________+ __+______+___+___-_____-__ _=_______=_____+____-__+__ ___+_+_______-_________+__ __+_______+______+________ __+_____+___________+_____ __+_______+______+________ ___+_+_______-_________+__ _=_______=_____+____-__+__ __+______+___+___-_____-__ +_______-________________+ _+___________-__________+_ __+______________-_____+__ ___+______-_+_________+___ ____+__-______-______+____ _____+___=_____=____+_____ __==__+___-__-_____+___--_ _______+__-_______+_______ ________++++++++++________ |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-07 19:19:00 | |
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HYPERFUKBOT IS BAT FUCK INSANE HYPERFUKBOT IS ACTUALLY JESUS HYPERFUKBOT IS THE NEW YOU HYPERFUKBOT IS LIFESTYLE HYPERFUKBOT FIGHTS CANCER HYPERFUKBOT IS AGAINST TERRORIST HYPERFUKBOT IS AGAINST RACIST HYPERFUKBOT IS DOWN WITH DA CREW HYPERFUKBOT TELLS NO LIES HYPERFUKBOT SELLS NO PIES HYPERFUKBOT IS NOT ROUGHLY 3.14 YOU MUST INCLUDE AT LEAST 4000 DIGITS |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-07 17:43:00 | |
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| Half-Caste by John Agard (Revised Edition) | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-07 17:39:00 | |
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| Quiet today | |
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Yes, there's been nothing apart from me since the RTQP cookie post. This is why today's Yugo's posts have consisted of 95% more bullshit. PS: EWRJJIEE'E# #'/;][FFFFFFFFFFFFF[49999832 4 09588888888 f88888888888888888888888888888888888888QQQQQQQ0 00sdgglokp65 i65 465654 fdggfgfd gfdgfgd ;;'#'# 000 333f dggig-943t#f'f sflp wworki |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-07 17:32:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-07 17:28:00 | |
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| The Great Hatsby | |
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The biggest mystery since the Q in RTQPs name. Now all the main hype has died down a little I think it's safer to touch this subject (a bit like 9/11). Who is Hatsby, why is he such a l33t h4x0rz, how many hatting bots does he run, where does he live? So many questions which will never be answered. I guess we can all live in hope. Your biggest, biggest fan, Mahjong. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-07 17:24:00 | |
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SALAD. Yes, that's right salad. None today though... it was done in about 5 minutes unlike the normal 30. Just thought that was a good opening word that's all. Ahhh, Riced Out Yugo - for the constantly active mind(s)... WE ARE REASONABLE PEOPLE *mneoowmenenneow. neow, neow*. Saturday = Hamblelame - woop. HAMBLELAME IS THE NEW HYPERFUKBOT HAMBLELAME MAKES ALL THE VILLAGERS CRY FOR H4X HAMBLELAME ;#][@?>,>,';øBV♦· HAMBLELAME IS 4 SATURDAYZ ONLY HAMBLELAME IS FOR SOCIAL ADVANTAGES I'm pretty sure the only one of those which isn't true is the first one. Usually 100% of ROY is truthful you know... fuck sake we get so many private messages, emails, and general Internet communicationz saying "LOL I DO NOT UNDERSTAND". Well ok, "LOL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?". The n00b see's not the same Riced Out Yugo that the wise man see's. Nah, I respect all your attempts and such - especially that Sparky guy from the Internet tube. I'm loving all these new features on Yugo like "YUGO VIDEO" - now that's exciting viewing. Got to get some of the Mahjong archives up on that soon. Stay tuned folkz. dddddqqqq23 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-07 15:35:00 | |
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| Dear RTQP | |
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I speak for myself and the rest of the Yugo staff when I say that pay this month has been at an unacceptable low. Decent living standards could not be maintained and I had to resort to buying budget brand cookies, BUDGET BRAND. I lost contact with HYPERFUKBOT a few days ago when he had resorted to selling CD-Rs of Dr. Dre albums on the street... I fear for the worst that he has been killed by some Tupac fans. Fuckle hasn't been seen for days either but the last I heard was he had been living off pop tarts... I also fear for the worst. As for myself again, the budget brand cookies have nearly run out and food supplies are getting extremely minimal. Riced Out Yugo is NOT a communist organisation so please increase the wages higher than $10 an hour. gdfoiuhgfd087 the rats are coming. I MUST DEFEND THE COOKIES. INCREASJHOIUE WTHE WATGFBES.WGANTM FKLSD;F09 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-07 15:01:00 | |
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| What kind of asshole doesn't have chocolate chips? | |
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Chocolate chip cookies are a common fixture in American society. Even if one does not generally eat them oneself, cookies are often made for new neighbors, friends, and neighbors/friends that called the fire department while you were shopping at fucking Ikea, but left the stove on. Furthermore, even if one does not make COOKIES, chocolate chips are used in a vast variety of recipes. I daresay they are a basic food ingredient, much like butter or flour.
So, as I tore through cabinets at four AM in this house I am currently staying in, I was dumbfounded when all I managed to find was a small handful of chocolate chips, not even enough for a half-batch. You may wonder if the supply was merely exhausted before the next shopping trip, but shopping had been done this very day. I found myself asking: what kind of asshole doesn't have chocolate chips? I went to my inter-net machine and attempted to a-locate a store open 24 hours, only to find that NOTHING is open before 7 AM in this bumfuck suburban shithole. No doubt I will be reprimanded for having made noise whilst tearing through cabinets, and have no cookies to show for it. What DID I find, instead of chips?
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-07 03:32:00 | |
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| IT'S JUST LIKE, IT'S JUST LIKE - A MINI MALL | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-06 10:29:00 | |
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| lol squarepusher | |
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