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| Lindsay Lohan KO's Samantha Ronson in 3rd round | |
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can you believe it ladies and gentlemen |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-28 20:50:00 | |
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| Committing seppuku on an empty stomach is no fun | |
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here is the essential chronology of the situation.
12:34:22 PM - Scratched left asscheek. 12:34:42 PM - Depressed shift key. 12:37:51 PM - Considered renewing scratch, decided against. 12:41:29 PM - Sipped coffee. Mug 27% full. 12:43:47 PM - Invaded Poland. 12:44:02 PM - Scratched right asscheek. 12:48:92 PM - Warped time and space. 12:51:08 PM - Got more coffee. 12:54:44 PM - Took a significant whiz as result of coffee. 12:57:58 PM - Global Thermonuclear War. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-28 17:43:00 | |
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| Mahjong's Portal | |
Only partially stolen from RTQPs great ideas |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-28 16:30:00 | |
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| One-uppery | |
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my legal stimulation brings all the wats to the yugo |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-28 13:57:00 | |
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| Tank chairz | |
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TANK CHAIRZ FOR THE MASSES. INVADE IRAQ USING TANK CHAIRZZ - YOU MUST USE TANK CHAIRZ TO INVADE. US ARMY USES TANK CHAIRZ. YOU KNOW YOU WANT A TANK CHAIRRRRRRRRRRS PLEASE PURCHASE A TANK CHAIR FOR $594774 PLEASE TANK CHAIR CHAIR TANKJGDF089U6T53489IODFVJOLKCL B;.;/ |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-28 12:15:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-28 12:05:00 | |
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| FTP H4X | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-27 12:42:00 | |
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| RTQP likes coffee | |
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zat zat zat zat zump zump zump zimp climp clamp wump wimp wubba wibble squabble squibble dooba deeba crumble kribble. malarky crunch, infobrunch, zeta elatum, infodataum. q q q q q q q 2 u, q underoos, q 2 u's. q!!!
miscontstued malarky sometimes causes unintentional clamp rain across the grait planes, ZZzrewwww, chunkachunkachunka OH NO STRAFING RUN |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-27 12:34:00 | |
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| fixt | |
| Three cheers for RTQP. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-27 11:54:00 | |
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| Everybody aboard the peacellator | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-27 11:04:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-24 16:31:00 | |
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| .7 11 | |
| Greetings, would you like a refreshing .big_gulp? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-24 14:30:00 | |
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| WHERE YOUR GAS DOLLARS GO | |
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Cost per gallon: $4.20
The breakdown: $0.05 - gas station $0.25 - credit card company $0.40 - production of the actual gasoline $0.50 - legal defense against consumer protection lawsuits $1.00 - advertising and "research" to convince consumers global warming does not exist $2.00 - oil CEO's third yacht AND NOW YOU KNOW care to buy an SUV? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-24 13:20:00 | |
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| Warning: Microwave may be tool of satan | |
| SLFDGJKFLDGKFHDJGJR%EYDFHLFJGKL MICROWAVE!! SATAN!! SHJKDHKTHGHJKSHDn SHKGJHKGJLKsx gnsg HIGH POWER, 3 MINUTES SHFGJKHFDJKghjkhjgdfjkh jfgjjkLS THAT'S NOT A BURRITO, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-24 12:45:00 | |
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| i was riding in my turbozeppelin over clownhenge | |
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when suddenly, a leprechaun appeared w/ fuckle n rtqp in da field below me n i wuz bout 2 say "hi" but they disappeared. i will never know what/why/when/how/qtf it happened. ee i would just stare out past clownhenge for the endless years it would take the sun to lower out in the distance the distance the distance the distance out in the endless the repeating the hall of mirrors that reflects upon themselves like an endless infinite hall of mirrors that is ever redundant self replicating growing infinitely faster and faster and quicker and larger and farther and until it starts br |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-23 19:48:00 | |
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| big ups east side .5 crew | |
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2) WHAT'S UP 2 EAST SIDE .5 CREW. 3) I GOTTA SAY WHAT'S HAPPENIN 2 MY MAN MATH HATER (311), WHAT IT DO. 5) MC MAHJONG IS DOWN WIT US, HE IZ DA WISEST. 7) I GOTTA SAY WHAT'S UP TO THE .5 ATL HOMIES. 11) YO WASSUP 2 MAH UK .5 BUDDIES 13) So you think that Riced Out Yugo had it's start out in .7 If you popped that junk up in the .5 you might not live. 17) FRESH FOR .5 SUCKAS. 19) god i wish i had some xanax right now oh god |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-23 19:36:00 | |
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| Explanation | |
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Riced Out Yugo is actually a small type of fish. All posts relate to the breeding seasons of the fish and how easy they are to get out of the water. Please note this before bothering RTQP. (PS: I am an alternate personality in RTQPs head) |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-23 04:46:00 | |
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| LISTEN! | |
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If you read my krad posts, you'd know News Corporation bought Riced Out Yugo almost nine months ago for $77 million in cash and stock options. 'Rev.' RTQP or Chris Tompkinson as it says on his paychecks from Rupert, has very little to do with the actual day-to-day running of Riced Out Yugo.
Stop asking people, you'll never get it. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-05-22 12:12:00 | |
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| Cluing into you from sector 487 | |
| Lively reportering from your favo[u]rite snax-header. In today's alluring story of Boston Staplers and another random object off of my desk, say the bargain-basement speakers, or the map of Houston, TX underneath the monitor. Which was odd, because I had a laptop, and didn't have an external monitor. I had stuffed it into the little slot where the lid shuts. Maybe I was dreaming, or just blanked out and it appeared there as drawn by ninjas! I realized he was trying to tell me something. I cannot click a cup nor drink a mouse. Ponder upon this lesson for a moment before you think about how the ninja slipped a map of Houston, TX underneath the external CD drive, which was odd as you didn't have an external CD drive, just a box of jello. Jello doesn't store data. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-05-22 04:42:00 | |
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| back-slash hack slash freeride | |
| The NAND gates making up my pseudo-electric digraph planarizer were slightly tangy, so I had to give them a good blowing-out with some retensioning dust. I also checked on its mount, but the partition was cylinder aligned. My favorite color is torange. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-05-22 04:27:00 | |
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