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People often ask your ol' Reverend... what is this site? This Yugo... thing?
To which I respond... what, you think I know? I could describe the site. I could quote you posts. I could describe the posters - which, yes, are real individuals, not alternate personalities in my head - and their respective attitudes. I could tell you how the site began, how it proceeded, and of various odd coincidences that have popped up along the way. I may even be even to tell you what the hell I was thinking when I wrote this or that post (but, understandly, I am largely in the dark regarding the posts of others). But does any of that actually tell you what it is? Nope. So, please - Stop bothering me. I don't know either. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-22 03:21:00 | |
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| SKRAIGHT OVTTA ROME | |
| FVCK THA EXCOLO COMIN RECTVS EX VNDERGROVND TENER NIGGA GOT IS NOCENS CVZ I'M FRONS NEQVE NEC CETERVS COLO COLVI CVLTVM SIC EXCOLO REPVTO THEY HAVE AVCTORITA NECO A PVPILLVS FVCK VT SHIT CVZ EGO AIN'T THA VNVS PARVMPER PVNK MVTHAFVCKA PER A INSIGNE QVOD A GVN FVTVRVS PVLSVS IN , QVOD CONICIO IN CARCER NOS COVLD VADO TOE VT TOE IN MEDIVS A CELL FVCKIN ME CVZ I'M A TEENAGER PER ALIQVANTVLVS FRENVM OF AVRVM QVOD A PAGER QVESTIO MEVS CAR , VVLTVS PRO VBER REPVTO SVLVM NIGGA EST EXIGO NARCOTICS YOV'D QVINYMO ANIMADVERTO MIHI IN CALAMVS TVNC MIHI QVOD LORENZO VOLVBILIS IN BENZO PELLO PEPVLLI PVLSVM THA EXCOLO OVTTA VVLTVS QVOD VT I'M PERFECTVS , ADDO CROCVS CANDELA VT CANDELA OFF SCAENA OF TRVCIDO ETIAM CAN'T VORO PANIS QVOD VNDA EGO DON'T TENEO SI THEY FAGS VEL QVIS QVAERO A NIGGA DOWN QVOD CARPO SVVS LAMNIA LAMMINA LAMNA QVOD VICISSIM , VACVVS A GVN THEY CAN'T ADEPTO NVLLVS TAMEN DON'T PERMISSVM IS EXSISTO A NIGER QVOD A NIVEVS VNVS CVZ THEY SLAM YA TENVS VICVS CAPVT CAPITIS NIGER EXCOLO OSTENDO SICCO PRO NIVEVS COP GLACIES CVBE MOS EFFERVO IN VLLVS MVTHAFVCKA IN A PVTEVLANVS SIMILITVDO IVSTVS CVZ I'M EX CPT PVNK EXCOLO ES AFRAID MEI A TENER NIGGA IN A WARPATH QVOD VT I'M PERFECTVS IT'S GONNA EXSISTO A STRAGES OF COPS DYIN IN LA YO DRE , EGO GOT QVISPIAM LOQVOR FVCK EXCOLO (4X) ASTVS C. REN , MOS VOS COMMODO TRIBVO VESTRI TESTIMONY VT JVRY SVPER IS FVCKED SVRSVM INCIDENT. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-21 19:29:00 | |
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| Contradiction of terms | |
| This sentence is infact true. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-21 12:37:00 | |
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| the truth | |
| EVERYTHING ON R1C3D 0UT YuG0 IS A LIE | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-21 06:58:00 | |
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| Superior h4x feed | |
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H4XLE FEED. VALVE MAGNET. EXTREME GAS PRESSURE. COGNITION ATTACK. 40743095985445 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-21 04:13:00 | |
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| Little-known facts of large note | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-21 00:49:00 | |
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| in which i compose my usual syllabic salad using an existing linguistic structure | |
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padilla godzilla faux ho vanilla clam bo lamb ham ham gorilla |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-20 00:34:00 | |
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| Attention everybody | |
HYPERFUKBOT |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-19 22:31:00 | |
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| Super flux | |
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I should be asleep but no, I'm not. The brain needs to be at rest but in a way it is - resting at it's natural home. Personally I think this computer needs a rest. The chipsets need to cool down and get ready for another full day of casual abuse. Let's think about this, we have a huge information resource at our fingertips - we can communicate almost as instantly as human reflexes with people half way across the globe... ... and obviously it's used to it's FULL potential by holding important projects such as Riced Out Yugo together. That's right kids - what is The Internet for? A: Pornography B: Riced Out Yugo C: All of the above Yes the CORRECT answer would of course be C. But the most important fact to take in from this multiple choice answer is not what it contains but what it does NOT contain. There's another option in there, usually blind to the eye. What does that tell you about life? Well it tells you a lot of things about life. Everything is not always as it seems, there is more to be seen, and also that The Intenet holds much trickery. Mind you the Yugo staff are NEVER here to trick you... we preach only the truth and I hope now you understand that. On a side note: 388400828838925542100f45654641f4 |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-19 22:25:00 | |
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| OMG APPLE | |
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IPOD CORRUPTED PLEASE CONTACTTTT SUPPORT OR USE HAMMER.EXE AND APPLY TO THE [BODY] OF THE IPOD. Q-JDSJ ERROR CODE USING 5555646 NUMPAD DEVICE SUPPORT. PLEASE UNPLUG FROM MICROSOFT WINDOWS.D970493IOKJMELDVMLKJFF'SL.DL;P['FG;WB NN GJFDOI[' FIXT. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-19 17:42:00 | |
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| GARRETT WANG | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-19 11:29:00 | |
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| shrek wat? | |
| TAPE MACHINE BEHIND GLASS. SHREK 3 IS ON MY NEWSPAPER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY TOILET PAPER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY SODA CUP. SHREK 3 IS ON MY CHEESEBURGER WRAPPER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY CHEESEBURGER. SHREK 3 IS ON MY PERSCRIPTION MEDICATION. SHREK 3 IS BURNED INTO MY TOAST. SHREK 3 IS ON MY SHREK 2. I WISH I KNEW WHAT IT WAS. IS IT EDIBLE? WILL IT MAKE ME LOSE WEIGHT WITHOUT ACTUALLY EXPENDING EFFORT? PERHAPS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS BEHIND IT. IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY A STEAMING TURD IN PRETTY WRAPPING PAPER DESIGNED TO CAPITALIZE ON A FORMERLY SUCCESSFUL MOVIE. HAVE YOU SEEN ROCKY 52 OR TERMINATOR 7 YET? ARNIE'S TORSO AND BUTT DOUBLES EMIT AN OSCAR-WORTHY STAND-IN PERFORMANCE. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-18 23:55:00 | |
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| oh snap | |
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egate-return -Wcast-align
-Wdeclaration-after-statement
-Wendif-labels -Werror-implicit-function
-declaration -Wextra -Wno-sign-compare
-Wno-unused-parameter -Winit-self
-Wmissing-declarations -Wmissing-noreturn
-Wmissing-prototypes -Wnested-externs
-Wpointer-arith -Wundef -pthread
-I/usr/include/glib-2.0
-I/usr/lib/glib-2.0/include
-DDATADIR=\"/usr/local/share\"
-DLIBDIR=\"/usr/local/lib/libpurple\"
-I../../../libpurple -I../../../libpurple
-Wall -Waggregate-return -Wcast-align
-Wdeclaration-after-statement -Wendif-labels
-Werror-implicit-function-declaration -Wextra
-Wno-sign-compare -Wno-unused-parameter
-Winit-self -Wmissing-declarations
-Wmissing-noreturn -Wmissing-prototypes
-Wnested-externs -Wpointer-arith -Wundef
-pthread -I/usr/include/glib-2.0
-I/usr/lib/glib-2.0/include -g -g -O2 -MT ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.lo -MD -MP -MF ".deps/ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.Tpo" -c -o ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.lo `test -f 'ssl-nss.c' || echo './'`ssl-nss.c; \
then mv -f ".deps/ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.Tpo" ".deps/ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.Plo"; else rm -f ".deps/ssl_nss_la-ssl-nss.Tpo"; exit 1; fi o shit u got lazerz? |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-18 21:13:00 | |
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| The Button | |
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The Lieutenant pondered over the decision. His finger loomed over the button. He had his orders and he had his doubts. Ultimately, he knew the choice wasn't his. His finger came down. Electrical contactors slammed closed, motors spun up, lights flashed on the control panel. Four minutes later the Generals popcorn was ready. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-05-17 22:48:00 | |
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| LAWMAKERS UNVEIL UNWORKABLE TURBO AMNESTY | |
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LAWMAKERS HAVE UNVEILED A REVOLUTIONARY NEW BILL. "WE ARE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS BILL," SAID POLITICIAN Q. ASSHAT, "EVEN THOUGH IT HAS NO CHANCE OF PASSING - THEN WE COULDN'T USE IT AS A POLITICAL FOOTBALL IN 2008."
THE BILL HAS CAUSED A RUCKUS ON THIS HERE CAPITOL HILL, AS IT HAS THE POTENTIAL FOR UNWORKABLE AMNESTY. "I AM AGAINST THIS BILL," SAID MEATLOAF Q. THICKNECK, "AS IF IT PASSES, MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS ILLEGALLY IN THE COUNTRY WILL STEAL THE JOBS THEY ALREADY HAVE." OTHERS WERE MORE MAGNANIMOUS. "INITIALLY I WAS SORT OF SKEPTICAL, BUT ONCE I SAW THE WORD 'TURBO' I KNEW I WAS LOOKING AT A WINNER," SAID SENATOR HOOKER J. PORKBARREL. JOHN MCCAIN HAD NO COMMENT SANS LOOKING LIKE A WAX SCULPTURE ON VICODIN. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-17 21:42:00 | |
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| WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, SOME KIND OF RHETORICAL QUESTION? | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-16 20:42:00 | |
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| what | |
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rout yugo is not odd. you, your lack of roy. it's odd. it doesn't make sense. it's antidada. yugo is not postmodern. no, not gibberish. antigibberish. hats, tubes, pipes, they flow like blood. blood all in the tubes. we wake up and sense. we wake up and understand. we wake up and see. we dream of the night. we dream of the dreamer's dreams. we dream of undreams. creating a fabric. creating a fabric of truth. a fabric of lies. lies and truth, nothing. I want to feel awake now. I want to sleep. good night. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-14 17:38:00 | |
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| riced out yugo threatens national security | |
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plutonium implosion triggers - $5 W80 warhead schematics - $10 weapons-grade plutonium - $20 Minuteman III launch codes - $50 George W. Bush's underwear - $420 |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-05-13 22:48:00 | |
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| ERDECTIVES | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-13 22:13:00 | |
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| POST TO YUGO | |
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TYPE MUSIC TO RHYTHM COGNISCATE VIA RECURSION FLAP HEAD VIA LSD REHEAT POTATO IN MICROWAVE ADMIT DEFEAT VIA SEMAPHORE COLLECT EXTRUSIONS VIA ANNEALING DEFEND EGO VIA ACADEMICS APPEAR HIRSTUTE VIA SYSTEMICS |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-13 22:07:00 | |
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