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a poem about hubert herbert winkler
hubert herbert winkler was an absolute incredible stinker but upon occasion a deep thinker shit what can he say he said im a fuckin criminal car full of limes crossin' bridges liminal
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-13 21:26:00
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Irony

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-13 16:00:00
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runrunrunrunrun-un-r-un-n-ru-n---r----r
:q start %0 goto q
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-13 15:56:00
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This doesn't bode well
It's the rutting season for tea cozies...
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-05-12 16:15:00
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a confrontation in the making

Posted by fuckle @ 2007-05-12 14:15:00
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phil spector's wig damages prosecution's case
some things are diachronicly divisible via malarky. was it between the encisers or the bookshelf? vivaciously, ham extrudes teatime. HAIR. HAIR. WALL OF SOUND. macca macca macca?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-11 21:27:00
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WOOP WOOP
Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast! Stand clear! Don man a-talk You can't stand where I stand, you can't walk where I walk Watch out! We run New York Police man come, we bust him out the park I know this for a fact, you don't like how I act You claim I'm sellin' crack But you be doin' that I'd rather say "see ya" Cause I would never be ya Be a officer? You WICKED overseer! Ya hotshot, wanna get props and be a saviour First show a little respect, change your behavior Change your attitude, change your plan There could never really be justice on stolen land Are you really for peace and equality? Or when my car is hooked up, you know you wanna follow me Your laws are minimal Cause you won't even think about lookin' at the real criminal This has got to cease Cause we be getting HYPED to the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast! Now here's a likkle truth Open up your eye While you're checking out the boom-bap, check the exercise Take the word "overseer," like a sample Repeat it very quickly in a crew for example Overseer Overseer Overseer Overseer Officer, Officer, Officer, Officer! Yeah, officer from overseer You need a little clarity? Check the similarity! The overseer rode around the plantation The officer is off patroling all the nation The overseer could stop you what you're doing The officer will pull you over just when he's pursuing The overseer had the right to get ill And if you fought back, the overseer had the right to kill The officer has the right to arrest And if you fight back they put a hole in your chest! (Woop!) They both ride horses After 400 years, I've _got_ no choices! The police them have a little gun So when I'm on the streets, I walk around with a bigger one (Woop-woop!) I hear it all day Just so they can run the light and be upon their way Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast! Check out the message in a rough stylee The real criminals are the C-O-P You check for undercover and the one PD But just a mere Black man, them want check me Them check out me car for it shine like the sun But them jealous or them vexed cause them can't afford one Black people still slaves up til today But the Black police officer nah see it that way Him want a salary Him want it So he put on a badge and kill people for it My grandfather had to deal with the cops My great-grandfather dealt with the cops My GREAT grandfather had to deal with the cops And then my great, great, great, great... when it's gonna stop?! Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police! Woop-woop! That's the sound of the beast!
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-11 16:27:00
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what rtqp learned today
do not use a plastic fork to cook bacon, as the heat will cause the fork to melt. while i appreciated having a little dali in my day, i did not appreciate having it in my bacon.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-11 13:32:00
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Floating away
As I am posting this I am slowly floating away from the "real world" and falling into the void that is my imagination. Wondering less about responcibility and more about how long it would take to calculate pi to 204,000 digits on a 4.8ghz processor.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-11 11:17:00
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zinedine_zidane_gives_head.avi
we want to take over the world with a giant rocket ship, but we need YOUR help. Just wire us 5 easy payments of $9.95. that's an 8.6 trillion dollar value! or your money back! please help with this endeavor. also, if i'm forced to read this code shit more time I swear I'm gonna decapitate some usb lazermice, you little punkz. riced out yugo perfected the gibberish codez. oh wait you say it means something? bah humbug bah bah bah bah523502305205 WE MADE YOU WE CAN DESTROY YOU $$$CASH MONEY$$$ BWAWLLLINnnn
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-05-10 19:06:00
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Situation resolved
Fortunatly the subroutine has been re-routed to align with 483772. All grammatical issues now resolved.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-10 16:00:00
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Super high density fluxuation device
it seems tht du 2 da expozion ov flux davice majong lst da gramr n shit. pls rerute subrutine 2 align wid sectur 483772. ned prpr spech
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-10 15:57:00
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crack the code and win $7

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Posted by fuckle @ 2007-05-10 00:38:00

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federal jefferson city
He has a firm handshake and i voted for him.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-05-09 16:08:00
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just one of those days
the tangential components of the electric field intensity and the normal components of the electric flux density remain unchanged across a boundary between dielectric regions THIS DOES NOT EXPLAIN THE DEAD HOOKER IN MY BACKYARD
Posted by fuckle @ 2007-05-09 15:03:00
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Wait, what?
01 rem \| ------------ \| 02 rem \| Christianity \| 03 rem \| ------------ \| 04 05 death: 06 input ">";death$ 07 if death$="good" then gosub heaven 08 if death$="evil" then gosub hell 09 goto life 10 11 heaven: 12 do 13 print "Little fluffy clouds." 14 loop 15 16 hell: 17 rem eternal suffering 18 set window on 19 delete directory C:\WINDOWS 20
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-09 14:55:00
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a proverb
the n00b sees not the same riced out yugo that the wise man sees.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-09 08:55:00
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Night has potential
No-one can see me. It's pitch black and no-one can see me, I can just imagine the confusion I can cause. Like I do in the day but this is different... more physical, less Q, more "real". What do you define as real, is it what you can see or touch? I can't touch this window I'm posting in. So how was your day?
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-09 08:34:00
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ASHLEE JUDD CARES ABOUT KIDS
ASHLEE JUDS CARES A BOUT TEH KIDZ. OBSERVE PREVIOUSLY FILMED FOOTAGE, GRAINY THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES. SO ASHLEE, WHY DO YOU DO IT?? SHE ~~HAS A NEW MOVIE OUT~~ CARES ABOUT THE KIDS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-09 07:44:00
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i am not hungry, currently
but on alternate thursdays, i tear off into the night as HUNGRY, seeking to mend relations between men, women, and snax.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-09 07:00:00
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THIS DOES NOT EXPLAIN THE DEAD HOOKER IN MY BACKYARD

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