Riced Out Yugo
i invade your privacy for fun
cthulthu is a funky funk funk funk man with mega-tronic lasers that invade your privacy. i invade your privacy for fun. in roviet sussia, privacy invades ___.
I am not a predictable poetic fuckface like you. no. not at all. love is a fucking piece of shit, it's too confusing. too confusing. too much in my head. it's inside out like a shirt that's inside out. metametametametametamemeameta shoot. skeet. asswords are random !!!!!!!!!! THIRTEEN. chemical control breach. end.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-09 19:12:00
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LOL H4X
1. DOWNLOAD LATEST H4X FROM MILW0RM
2. RUN .PL H4XZ
3. GAIN 1337 SK ACCESS
BY 7|-|3 $|< ><7r3/\/\3 734/\/\ - 1337 H4X0RS SINCE 2007
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-08 19:44:00
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metayugo
a series of gibberish-seeming non-gibberish texts making reference to pnrfne, 0.5 or 0.7, zzzpt, the letter q, the golden ratio, 00000000000, the natural log of 666, the series of prime numbers, yugo, internet memes, hats, horsies, mc hammer, drinkable pastries, fxbox, commonly used product slogans slightly altered, and hax. all of this using blinking marquee tags.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-08 11:41:00
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poetry is no fun with censorship
stinging lip glaze
robocop hydro haze
funt funt funt
im n2 funtin uc

cos when a brutha can't get a funt
u gotta toke toke toke that [censored]
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-07 14:30:00
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always POUND POUND POUND
you, always with the POUND POUND POUND. cant u c? rnt u n2 malarky? upon the supposition that your left funtricle yields 2.45% interest compounded yearly, how many minutes apart will george w. bush and nancy pelosi praise satan arrive at the station?

if george w. bush were three feet tall, how tall would karl rove be?

riced out yugo will always be here to ask these important questions.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-07 14:27:00
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xray hamburegesa
--When you print out this advert and present it at the counter in your
When you print out this advert and present it at the counter in your nearest Holt Renfrew store, you can receive a free, mini bottle of new Stila Plumping Lip Glaze.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-04-06 16:23:00
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HYPERFUKBOT RIOT INDUCTION SYSTEM
yell this repeatedly in crowded public area for maximum effect:
zoonga zoonga zipple zapplet!
zoonga zoonga zipple zapplet!
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-06 12:46:00
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Yugo Technology Update
DATASHEET FOR THE YUMega128-16 MACROCUNTROLoLER:
Using this new device it is possible to implement Powerful logic
functions such as the following:

LIE TABLE
A|B|C|F
0|0|0|Failure (press start)
0|0|1|KM8XJ-GFKT4-CTXY6-VMC6M-DDTM8
0|1|0|A NEW CAR!
0|1|1|Acetylene
1|0|0|Skeet Skeet shoot
1|0|1|Whut
1|1|0|Enzyte
1|1|1|SUCCESS!

Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-04-05 23:10:00
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qwertyiop uoyoueume
clazbrakler joozunt
funt.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-05 18:36:00
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PS3 Sales Plummet Faster Than 'Gigli' Box Office Take
I don't even have to make anything up.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-05 01:32:00
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We support embarko cereal.
I hope you have enough to tip the skycap at T. Rowe Price airport.

Listen, you're just mad at me because I got accepted onto The Real World: East Timor and not you.

Go ahead Simon, do your worst. Oh my god, no way.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-04-04 22:54:00
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we'll make it better, the second time around!




THE DEEPER WE GO THE STRONGER WE STAY!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-04-04 13:03:00
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klester eclaculated cyblibbuns frum klebanon
1. ASIAN MAN SMACK CAR DASHBOARD
2. ASIAN MAN SMACK CAR DASHBOARD
3. CAR FALL APART

*** !!CORPORATION!! ***
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-04 02:22:00
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lol wtf
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-04-03 23:56:00
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4444
H4XED BY MAHJONG 10/03/08!~!~!~!~
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-03 16:38:00
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Tech. Support Ticket #1724
Dear sir/madam,

Thank you for your constructive input concerning the private war between the corporations: “The Official Board of 0.5” and the “0.7 For Life Coalition”. We wish this were possible but unfortunately it is deemed too politically unstable for such a compromise to be made however The Official Board of 0.5 intends to start being more passive in such matters concerning 0.7 and it’s followers to cause more of an effect. With the coming of the new World Wide Web enterprise for 0.5 we should see some interesting developments in the near future.

Hope your question was answered,
0.5 Technical Support team
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-03 15:50:00
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re: don't support bottle bootleggers.
I no longer can support ham.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-04-03 15:39:00
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An announcement to our loyal livejournal subscribers
we're sorry, but sometimes the pure infodynamic structure of a riced out yugo post fractures livejournal's alleged little mind. on occasion, posts beposted to the yugo will fail to be replicated on LJ, render differently, etc.

we have tried to fix this.

oh, lord we have tried. we tried so hard the paramedics barely got here in time.

in any case, we recommend the yugo rss reed.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-03 03:52:00
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dynamic clam interlude
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(04:33:03) rtqpdtqp: i got a vst that shifts time
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(04:36:05) rtqpdtqp: CLAM AELERTtqp: i goAELEdular got an adder
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i'm dead serious
(04:28:58) rtqpdtqp: that's exacodular got an adder
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(04:33:20) rtqpdtqp: what

(04:37:22) rtqpdtqp: qqq muthafucka
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-03 03:47:00
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PERHAPS WE CAN COMPROMISE
ONE DAY LONG AGO, 0.5 DECLARED WAR ON 0.7. WE DECLARE THIS POINTLESS. I PROPOSE A COMPROMISE: 0.6.
that's right
0.6
0.6
0.6
0.6
0.6
0.6
0.6
0.6 is the new beginning of the world. trust me. it's exactly half-way. don't mess with 0.6. bitches end thread.

ps i just had to jump on the bandwagon i'm sorry dudes.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-02 17:42:00
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