Riced Out Yugo
ybir
ybir is getting high on our emotional/mental constructs
ybir is getting crunk on our emotional/mental constructs
ybir is when every moment of your life is turned upside down and you can't stop thinking about it
ybir is when it's too much to handle rationally.
ybir is when asdgfadasdfsdagasltwi.
ybir is when it becomes the only keeping you alive.
ybir is an excuse to write a shitty post and you just fuck with the words just to make it yugo. you gotta get it out, nobody to really talk to. nobody to listen. ybir.
ybir. listen to me. don't bother trying to decode bullshit for this one time, just accept it. take it in.
ybir is NOT a series of tubes or cubes or yugos or whatever.
ybir ybir ybir....
ybir is all I think about.
ybir is where I'm at.
ybir warps my perception.
ybir makes me laugh.
ybir is beyond my comprehension. so far beyond. there are things that I don't understand. why.
ybir is not going to sleep for a thousand years.
ybir is where nothing makes sense anymore.
ybir is not enlightenment unfortunately.
what the fuck is ybir.










what the fuck is this. who the fuck are you. why are you reading this. my soul is all up in ybir. what the fuck. fuck you. fuck fucuiadtadjo sgbnfg;jadngjk;adng jklasdnkl;asdnf;klasndfkl; asndf
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-10 12:54:00
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the news depresses me.
Groundbreaking:

Elks lodge collapsed 10 months ago, TK died (he's the Elk leader there) and most of them lol'ed, because they were all outside when it happened.

Cars:

Kelly (17), Ashlee (15) and Tyiana (18) all died when a train hit their car. The family lol'ed because they don't have to pay for college. The train crossing didn't have lights or siren. City is to place a large black woman to warn people of passing train.

Shauntay:

Gang leader used e-lol (Myspace) to post about gang violence and being on 'da run from da po-lice'. She lol'ed because the pigs couldn't find her, so the feds were all like "TEN WANTED LIST, BITCH!" She stopped lol'ing when she got caught. Only for a minute, she still lols @ court.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-04-09 21:05:00
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presedential o snap no. 33265-27
Today, President George W. Bush went to the border.

Former President Bill Clinton, however, went south of the border.

O SNAP!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-09 20:47:00
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YUGO IS NOW A CULT APPARENTLY
(19:53:21) me: what do you think yugo is?
(19:53:56) [victim username edited]: a cult
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-09 19:55:00
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i invade your privacy for fun
cthulthu is a funky funk funk funk man with mega-tronic lasers that invade your privacy. i invade your privacy for fun. in roviet sussia, privacy invades ___.
I am not a predictable poetic fuckface like you. no. not at all. love is a fucking piece of shit, it's too confusing. too confusing. too much in my head. it's inside out like a shirt that's inside out. metametametametametamemeameta shoot. skeet. asswords are random !!!!!!!!!! THIRTEEN. chemical control breach. end.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-09 19:12:00
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LOL H4X
1. DOWNLOAD LATEST H4X FROM MILW0RM
2. RUN .PL H4XZ
3. GAIN 1337 SK ACCESS
BY 7|-|3 $|< ><7r3/\/\3 734/\/\ - 1337 H4X0RS SINCE 2007
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-08 19:44:00
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metayugo
a series of gibberish-seeming non-gibberish texts making reference to pnrfne, 0.5 or 0.7, zzzpt, the letter q, the golden ratio, 00000000000, the natural log of 666, the series of prime numbers, yugo, internet memes, hats, horsies, mc hammer, drinkable pastries, fxbox, commonly used product slogans slightly altered, and hax. all of this using blinking marquee tags.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-08 11:41:00
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poetry is no fun with censorship
stinging lip glaze
robocop hydro haze
funt funt funt
im n2 funtin uc

cos when a brutha can't get a funt
u gotta toke toke toke that [censored]
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-07 14:30:00
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always POUND POUND POUND
you, always with the POUND POUND POUND. cant u c? rnt u n2 malarky? upon the supposition that your left funtricle yields 2.45% interest compounded yearly, how many minutes apart will george w. bush and nancy pelosi praise satan arrive at the station?

if george w. bush were three feet tall, how tall would karl rove be?

riced out yugo will always be here to ask these important questions.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-07 14:27:00
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xray hamburegesa
--When you print out this advert and present it at the counter in your
When you print out this advert and present it at the counter in your nearest Holt Renfrew store, you can receive a free, mini bottle of new Stila Plumping Lip Glaze.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-04-06 16:23:00
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HYPERFUKBOT RIOT INDUCTION SYSTEM
yell this repeatedly in crowded public area for maximum effect:
zoonga zoonga zipple zapplet!
zoonga zoonga zipple zapplet!
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-06 12:46:00
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Yugo Technology Update
DATASHEET FOR THE YUMega128-16 MACROCUNTROLoLER:
Using this new device it is possible to implement Powerful logic
functions such as the following:

LIE TABLE
A|B|C|F
0|0|0|Failure (press start)
0|0|1|KM8XJ-GFKT4-CTXY6-VMC6M-DDTM8
0|1|0|A NEW CAR!
0|1|1|Acetylene
1|0|0|Skeet Skeet shoot
1|0|1|Whut
1|1|0|Enzyte
1|1|1|SUCCESS!

Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-04-05 23:10:00
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qwertyiop uoyoueume
clazbrakler joozunt
funt.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-05 18:36:00
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PS3 Sales Plummet Faster Than 'Gigli' Box Office Take
I don't even have to make anything up.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-05 01:32:00
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We support embarko cereal.
I hope you have enough to tip the skycap at T. Rowe Price airport.

Listen, you're just mad at me because I got accepted onto The Real World: East Timor and not you.

Go ahead Simon, do your worst. Oh my god, no way.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-04-04 22:54:00
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we'll make it better, the second time around!




THE DEEPER WE GO THE STRONGER WE STAY!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-04-04 13:03:00
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klester eclaculated cyblibbuns frum klebanon
1. ASIAN MAN SMACK CAR DASHBOARD
2. ASIAN MAN SMACK CAR DASHBOARD
3. CAR FALL APART

*** !!CORPORATION!! ***
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-04 02:22:00
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lol wtf
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-04-03 23:56:00
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4444
H4XED BY MAHJONG 10/03/08!~!~!~!~
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-03 16:38:00
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Tech. Support Ticket #1724
Dear sir/madam,

Thank you for your constructive input concerning the private war between the corporations: “The Official Board of 0.5” and the “0.7 For Life Coalition”. We wish this were possible but unfortunately it is deemed too politically unstable for such a compromise to be made however The Official Board of 0.5 intends to start being more passive in such matters concerning 0.7 and it’s followers to cause more of an effect. With the coming of the new World Wide Web enterprise for 0.5 we should see some interesting developments in the near future.

Hope your question was answered,
0.5 Technical Support team
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-03 15:50:00
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