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| re: don't support bottle bootleggers. | |
| I no longer can support ham. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-04-03 15:39:00 | |
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| An announcement to our loyal livejournal subscribers | |
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we're sorry, but sometimes the pure infodynamic structure of a riced out yugo post fractures livejournal's alleged little mind. on occasion, posts beposted to the yugo will fail to be replicated on LJ, render differently, etc.
we have tried to fix this. oh, lord we have tried. we tried so hard the paramedics barely got here in time. in any case, we recommend the yugo rss reed. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-03 03:52:00 | |
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| dynamic clam interlude | |
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(04:33:20) rtqpdtqp:
whatAELE) rtqpdtqp: thats the
sweet spot dudeRT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM CLAM AELERT CLAM
AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERTs yourt i
was thinking
(04:29:0wat) rtqpdtqp: it's naiCLAM vcanceled the transfer of aquapooter.mp3AELERTtqp: i go (04:36:3wat) rtqpdtqp: i goRT CLAM CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AEtqp: whats your m8:53) rtqpdwatfdtqp: i got a vst that shifts time (04:33:20) rtqpdtqp: whats your mRT CLAM CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAMeoffdtqp: and i havent even heard it (04:33:03) rtqpdtqp: i got a vst that shifts time (04:33:20) rtqpdtqp: whats you AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERTAELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT (04:36:05) rtqpdtqp: CLAM AELERTtqp: i goAELEdular got an adder (04:35:36) rtqpdtqp: CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAMqtp: i'm dead serious (04:28:58) rtqpdtqp: that's exacodular got an adder (04:35:36) rtqpdtqp: CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT goAELERT CLnaiCLAM vcanceled the transfer of aquapooter.mp3AELERTtqp: i goA M AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT 5: i'm dead serious < FONT size=2>(04:35:36) rtqpdtqp: CLAM AEi goRT CLAM CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM aiCLAM vcanceled the transfer of aquapooter.mp3AELERTtqp: LERT (04:36:58) rtqpdtqp: 3) rtqpdtqp: i got a vst that shifts time (04:33:20) rtqpdwatwat: CLAM ART CLAMtAELE) rtqpdtqp: thats the sweet spot dudeRT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERTs yourt i was thinking AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM aiCLAM vcanceled the transfer of aquapooter.mp3AELERTtqp: LERTEM CLAM AELERT CLAM AE LERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM (04:33:20) rtqpdwatAELERT CL AM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT 5: i'm dead serious (04:35:36) rtqpdtqp: CLAM AEi goRT CLAM CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM AELERT CLAM aiCLqtp: what3) rtqpdtqp: i got a vst that shifts time (04:33:20) rtqpdtqp: what (04:37:22) rtqpdtqp: qqq muthafucka |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-03 03:47:00 | |
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| PERHAPS WE CAN COMPROMISE | |
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ONE DAY LONG AGO, 0.5 DECLARED WAR ON 0.7. WE DECLARE THIS POINTLESS. I PROPOSE A COMPROMISE: 0.6. that's right 0.6 0.6 0.6 0.6 0.6 0.6 0.6 0.6 is the new beginning of the world. trust me. it's exactly half-way. don't mess with 0.6. bitches end thread. ps i just had to jump on the bandwagon i'm sorry dudes. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-02 17:42:00 | |
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| HELLOO | |
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OK SO I WAS JUST ENTERING MY TIME PORTAL DIMENSION DEVICE AND I HAPPENED TO NOTICE THE SEVERE INFLUXUATIONS OF THE TIME DEVICE PORTAL DEVICE UTILITY DEVICE. WE SHOULD REALLY SORT THIS LAG OUT BECAUSE IF YOU KNOW WE SHOULD REALLY I MEAN OBVIOUSLY THE MAIN CAUSE OF RESPONCIBLITY THROUGH PERSONIFICATION OF THE Q 
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-02 17:28:00 | |
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| #0.5 | |
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Soon The Official Board of 0.5 will be redesigning their web enterprise in order to reach to wider variety of non-integer citizens. The new site will include more content including the detailed preachings of 0.5 Updates coming soon. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-02 17:25:00 | |
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| faxle | |
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"U N2 QUACKERY?" SAYS THE WALRUS PNRFNE JUST SMILED. Warning: Phage has Expired The phage you requested was created using information you submitted in a form. This phage is no longer available. As a security precaution instituted after 9/11, Turdbiscuit Expounder does not automatically resubmit your information for you. To resubmit your information and view this wat page, click the Refreshing Soda button. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-02 13:08:00 | |
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| thunderthighs | |
| appeal to dongs is a logical phallusy. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-04-01 20:18:00 | |
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| An officialer statement from the more official board of the 0.7 for life coalition | |
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The recent, overly-presumptious claims of the 0.5 coalitions shall now be addressed, so you, the riced out citizen, may feel at ease.
The 0.5 terrorists feed you lies. Notice that, despite claiming dire results for placing 0.7 and 0.5 in close proximity, they do so as part of their claim! their paradoxical onslaught is designed to brainwash with their pesky stock of tormented lies. 0.7 for life, citzen. 0.7 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-01 19:31:00 | |
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| calculating the centroid of a yugo | |
| calculating the centroid (gravitational center) of a yugo is a rather difficult procedure, due to the fact that a yugo is a large, complex, and irregularly shaped object. calculating the exact average of any of the three dimensions is out of the question - it is merely a question of how much effort we are willing to expend for accuracy. on the lean end of the effort spectrum, we can visually estimate the x-dimension center simply via some protractors and string. estimating the y-dimension center is more difficult, but manageable if one notices that most of the weight will be concentrated in the engine block (yes, even in a yugo). the z-dimension is near-impossible to estimate using the eye and simple tools. we are forced to begin constructing apparati, which unfortunately are too complex to be described here. roughly, however - sans the availability of professional measurement equipment, the best method is to suspend the yugo in the air via a number of chains, and vary the tensions in order to better see how mass is distributed. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-04-01 19:11:00 | |
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| An official statement from The Board of 0.5 | |
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As the director of The Board of 0.5 I would like to express my utter outrage for the use of the phrase “0.7” on a previous Yugo article. I am aware that scandalous 0.7 preaching are published on this website, however this particular outrage was unique. “0.5” and “0.7” were placed in a text body very close together – this could have had catastrophic results such as the collapse of space time had we been extremely unlucky. It has to be stressed that such forces should not be mixed together in any context and I am pleading with the Yugo staff to be extremely careful in the near future. Thank you for your attention, John Swimgates |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-01 19:01:00 | |
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| PEACE FOR MANKIND | |
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FACE FOR MANKIND TEATS FOR MANKIND I HAVEN'T TAKEN A SHOWER IN 3 DAYS! PEACE FOR MANKIND PEACEWALKER!!!!!!!!! |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-01 18:33:00 | |
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| Conspiracy | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-01 18:26:00 | |
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| Getting to the centre of The Yugo | |
| I think it's something to do with quantum gravity. I'll get back to you on that one. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-04-01 18:19:00 | |
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| how many licks does it take to get to the center of a yugo | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-01 15:25:00 | |
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| comin' straight outta cthulthu | |
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vn vn! zanuA' ANsyUevV E'YhUalGu OHtbE FYy'UNbt tBs'AA Unv eba tBs'aa Aaa'nVbt SUGntA YyYY LUyVEtUBT TbS'Aa anPu'! aAAihYtgyNTyA guEBQ! CuYrTrgU FgryY'OfAnbgu fyy'Un! nU ANsY'NVlNE U'RoHZan UyvETUbt rULrBT aaaFta'JNuY sz'ynGtu nu VYLnN u'mUEB vYLnn U'tanVvuALgU ROhzaN f'Huabe THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PISS OFF THE OLD ONES, DON'T DO IT? MMMK? YOU FEEL ME? CAN YOU DIG IT? |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-04-01 15:01:00 | |
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| FUNT CLUB | |
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The first |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-31 20:38:00 | |
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| O YEAS | |
Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory has reunited and cut a funky-fresh track for you!!
The Draglands of East TimorDr. Hat's Marigold Factory |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-31 05:57:00 | |
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| bunt | |
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bunt bunt cunk rflunk kerberoz mario telnetd |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-30 23:31:00 | |
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| rtqp notes no. 23621 | |
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12:35. toboggans are in the waxing. winrar is only up to 1974, and it'd better hurry up, the fucker. i had to catch this catapult before the next siege.
and that's when it struck me: i'm writing a riced out yugo post. i was writing in the past tense, about the present. i rather enjoyed it, and am making a note to continue the practice hinterforth. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-30 11:39:00 | |
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