Riced Out Yugo
YO U
WEAT U WANN!>?~?

THINK U CAN?>??

I NOE IT. O JES. CLAM@u. ALL CLAM!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 20:38:00
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YO U
WEAT U WANN!>?~?

THINK U CAN?>??

I NOE IT. O JES. CLAM@u. ALL CLAM!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 20:38:00
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finky time bringa loca butt
finky time bringa loca butt
vanden plue rinkadue dutt
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 20:00:00
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the gay secular Jew machine
Right wing conspiracies involving News Corporation, grapes, Riced Out Yugo and new scab posters; more at 11.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-27 16:45:00
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Friends, do not listen to these falsehoods.
Any respectable non-integer citizen will realise that .7s preachings are unethical and downright ridiculous. The main aim of the 0.7 Republic is to brainwash it's members into believing it's extremely biased views. You must resist this cult for as long as it lasts, stay loyal to the Board of 0.5

Thank you for your time.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-27 16:40:00
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an important message from the .7 for life coalition
recently, notices from the .5 for death coalition purporting blatant falsehoods to be fact have been circulated. we here at the righteous, decent .7 for life coalition should be your sole trusted source for non-integer information. anything published by the .5 colaition is likely to be slander, libel, and full of atrocious spelling errors.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 16:32:00
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YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR GRAPES
you kids. i know how it is with you - grapes grapes grapes. well, i'm old!! you think i got time to fuck about with grapes all day? no-sir-ee-bob, why i had to take the trash out five times before breakfast this morning. after vomiting that many times i wagered breakfast was unwarranted, but that's not the point. anyways, you kids and your grapes. what is it with you kids? grapes grapes grapes, all the fuckin' time! i don't mean to grape gripe but fuck me mate, grapes are well fuckin' overrated! you kids need to do something' productive with your time. do you know what i do with my small amount of spare time??? do you?? you see, i play the ocarina. it is a quiet, polite, gentlemanly instrument, nothing like those overgrown keyboards those kids mash their faces on after poundin' some grapes.

but no sour grapes. juice do what i say and get the hell off my lime.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 16:24:00
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Grapes!
SHIT THERE ARE GRAPES EVERYWHERE, CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-27 16:18:00
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notes from the foxhole
I am a sick man. I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man.



I believe my liver is diseased.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 16:17:00
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Message for Mahjong The Wisest
Hello.
Posted by Richard D. James @ 2007-03-27 06:48:00
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wankel rotary engine
the wankel rotary engine is $2; your car is $3; my car is $5; with a wankel engine, my car would be $7; rtqp's car is $11; mc hammer's car is $13; venetian snares's car is $17; ice cube's car is $19; and the law of 23 is $23.
SPITE IS THE WORD OF YUGO UNDOING.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-26 18:45:00
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Message for Richard D. James
Hi.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-25 16:22:00
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riced out justice #0









Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-25 15:10:00
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sunday.exe
C:\Documents and Settings\Hat>cd..
C:\Documents and Settings>cd..
C:\>dir
Volume in drive C has no label.
Volume Serial Number is AHAT-1337

Directory of C:\

25/03/2007 19:46 <DIR> .
25/03/2007 19:46 <DIR> ..
25/03/2007 19:45 140 0.5.txt
25/03/2007 19:46 136,712 sunday.exe
25/03/2007 19:46 17 yugo.bat
3 File(s) 136,869 bytes
2 Dir(s) 75,159,171,072 bytes free

C:\>sunday.exe

BUILDING, WALL, OFFICE, WHITE, WINDOW, CHIMNEY, SKY, CLOUDS, TREE (DISTANCE), ROOF, BROWN, INSIDE, CDS, CURTAIN, BATTERY, SHIP (IN BOTTLE), DVD, SELLOTAPE, PENS, GLASS, PHONE, COMPUTER, SCREEN, PIXELS, INTERNET, WEBSITE, DOMAIN, RICEDOUTYUGO.COM, INPUT BOX, SUBMIT - PREVIEW?

ALL KIND OF WORKS OUT DOESN'T IT?

C:\>exit

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-25 14:08:00
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evil genius bill gates detonates "nerdy bomb" in downtown Boise
It was a lovely day in downtown Boise, Idaho, when the peace was shattered by the terrible machinations of a genius until now presumed non-evil.

Gates had no comment, sans a threat to get our little dog, too.

Sent via the US Postal service and utilizing a GPS tracking system, it had been sent to city hall, but detonated outside the building - on a busy streetcorner - as it was about to be delivered.

The results are devastating. No fewer than 27 local construction workers have quit their jobs and applied to local colleges. Ladies find themselves unable to knit non-geometric shapes. Children can count.

This is not the Boise, Idaho of the American dream. No, folks. Something has gone terribly wrong.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-25 11:42:00
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ATTENTION CITIZENS
It is extremely important that you listen to all I have to say. Some of you may have heard of this new fad going around everywhere, it's called “.7” - the devious game invented by a so called “Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker”. Unlike conventional .5 games this game involves several ulterior motives that can be dangerous towards it's users. For example subliminal messages have been said to have been found such as “HAIL SATAN” and “HYPERFUKBOT IS ACTUALLY A COMPUTER” - messages such as this could be extremely dangerous towards modern society. However, there is a chance to stop it – as you may know 0.5 is proven to be the most stable number and is widely used throughout the world as a gateway to peace and prosperity. If you preach 0.5 instead of the new 0.7 number you could guarantee yourself a place in the National Guild of 0.5 – it offers many advantages to modern living such as tax cuts and your chance to be recognized in the 0.5 community. Do not bow down to this fake preaching, stick with what is proven to be reliable.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-25 09:27:00
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Point Seven
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Remember this.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-25 09:07:00
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Grand-unified yugo theory
anti-yugo is vending ventetta in a coke-can qq
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-24 23:46:00
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No, you think you about xyseismology.
when did it ever makes sense? you curse us, you cuss us, you think we're just youth running wreckless. You think that we have no creativity, thats why we write the things we do. Thats why wwe say the things we do. You think that because we're a culture so obsessed with ourselves, that we wouldn't know creativity if it hit us in the face with a sledgehammer. Well, maybe you're right. Riced Out Yugo isn't about anything. It's not about art or music or dada or anything else you could classify. Riced OUt Yugo is about life. Your life. My life. Miller High Life. Nothing and everything and the marriage of opposites. Its very middle class white male, very American. Very unitary urbanistic. Theatrewide class warfare with chemical weapons. Hint: Christianity is a virulent strain upon us. Never once have i stopped to think that anything could be anything to anyone who reads this and actually takes something away from it. Those who say they do are liars or tag alongs. You could never in a million years try to think that one could comprehend it. I'm considering a stick to carry around to beat people when I hear them talking about Riced Out Yugo and how much it makes sense to them. How much they read it, and reflect aback on to their own lives. I walk down the street and I hear this kind of thing everyday. Never once do I hear these people say HEY LOOK OUT BEHIND THE FERRY HAS RUNAGROUND AND IT SPILLED ITS LOAD A DIAMETRIC CRYSTALS INTO THE EAST RIVER! No. You never hear that.

In that case, I better go hijack a container ship.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-24 23:08:00
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MORE NEWS CORPORATION INFORMATION
All these new fucking scabs they have writing the pro-American message on behalf of Rupert Murdoch, RTQP and George W. Bush.

All we demand is a living wage for the Riced Out Yugo writers. Why won't you return my phone calls, Tedward? Why wont you respond to my e-mails? Your cellphone goes right to voicemail. Avoidance?

THE NEW GENERATION IS NOT AT HAND, NOT UNTIL WE SAY IT IS!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-24 22:59:00
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