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- if asians rice out cars, do americans hamburger out trucks? - what if q were the most used letter in the english language? - what if france had kicked germany's ass? would senators encourage the use of the term "freedomfooters" instead? - did you just snicker when you read the term "freedomfooters"? i suspect this because i did when i wrote it. - on that note, i wonder what sort of candy bar a chuckle is. i think a giggle sounds more like a gumdrop or something. - what adjectives define you as a person? - would your elders approve of your action-item list? - why the hell are there so many images of people in judge wigs on this damn site? - if someone started a cell phone provider in the US that didn't suck, they would totally make a killing. - ditto for cable, internet. - hacked by skype. - everyone looks like a tool when they are wearing a bluetooth headset. i demand to see a photo of the inventor of the device. he probably looks like steve mann. maybe he is steve mann. man ol' mann. that man. - steve pinker got the top score in crystal quest and i just can't fucking beat the ol' windbag's score. - at your next party have a reeses pizza. - freedom spamburgers - what if e weren't a vowel? - how long does it take hamburgers to unthaw? - what if riced out yugo were perfectly clear to anyone who read it? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-29 03:11:00 | |
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| The war on grapes. | |
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THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS OF GRAPES ARE APPARENT. GRAPES ARE THE NEW GATEWAY DRUG. THEY'RE ALSO THE NEW DELL DRUG (DUDE, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO HEROIN). GRAPES HAVE BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY LINKED TO .5 AND .7. GRAPES CAUSE LUNG CANCER. GRAPES CAUSE BLOODCLOTS. THE GRAPES OF WRATH WEREN'T CALLED GRAPES FOR NO REASON. THERE IS NO "I" IN "GRAPES", BUT THERE SURE AS HELL IS "RAPE" AND "APE". WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? GRAPES KILL BRAIN CELLS. GRAPES KILL FUCKERS LIKE YOU. PNRFNE IS NOT DOWN WIT GRAPES. NOT AT ALL. YOU WON'T TOUCH GRAPES ANYMORE IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAINCELL LEFT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PREGNANT WOMEN WHEN THEY TAKE GRAPES>?? I SURE AS HELL DON'T, BUT LET ME TELL YOU IT AIN'T PRETTY. GRAPES GET SOLD ON THE STREET WITH COMMON NAMES LIKE "GURRAPZ", "CTHULTHU", "RTQP", "RICE", AND "SPEED". DON'T TRUST PEOPLE WITH GRAPES. GRAPES CAUSE INVOLUNTARY QUACKERY. THEY INDUCE PREMATURE RETARDATION (EG: MC HAMMER). READIN MY RIGHTS 'N SHIT, IT'S ALL JUNK.. FUCK YOU UP. YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL BECAUSE YOU DO GRAPES, DON'T YOU? YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS? TOO BAD, YOU FUCKER ARE ALL GONNA DIE. THE SURGEON GENERAL IS COMING FOR YOU, AND HE WILL NOT STOP EVER, UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD. HE IS A MACHINE, A GRAPE-TAKIN', TEENAGER-KILLIN', CORPsE-RAPIN', MIND-BLOWIN', BIKE-STEALIN', CRACK-SMOKIN' SURGEON GENERAL MACHINE. THAT TINFOIL ON YOUR TIRES WON'T SAVE YOU, PUNK. THAT RFID TAG IN YOUR ID WON'T SAVE YOU. THAT PACK OF CIGARETTES WON'T SAVE YOU, UNLESS YOU SECOND HAND SMOKE HIM TO DEATH, BUT I DON'T RECOMMEND THIS BECAUSE I TRIED IT ONCE AND IT DIDN'T WORK ON HIM TOO WELL. ALSO, ATTACK HIS WEAK POINT, HIS WARNING LABEL. THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS A WARNING LABEL ON HIS FOREHEAD. IT IS A WEAKPOINT JUST BECAUSE IT IS. TRUST ME. JUST DO IT. THE SURGEON GENERAL KNOWS YOUR IP ADDRESS. HE KNOWS YOUR LOCATION THANKS TO MODERN GOOGLE-BASED PEER-EDITED TECHNOLOGY. HE'S READY TO FUCK YOU UP WITH WEB3.0, ARE YOU? NO. YOU'RE NOT. YOU STILL GOT TABLEZ IN UR HTML, WTF. MAN HE'S GOT DA SATELLITE TRACKIN' SHIT, HE'S GOT ECHELON ALL UP ON YO ASS. HE'S GONNA BUST A HEAT-SEEKIN' ROBOT MOVIE SPECIAL EFFECTS CAP IN YO ASS. HE'S GOT A SPATULA, CAN YOU HANDLE A SPATULA? HELL NO. HE DRIVES A CHEVY. HE DRIVES A REAL AMERICAN SUV WITH THE 20 METERS PER GALLON, HOW'S THAT FOR REAL AMERICA? HUH? TAKE THAT. LITERALLY. YOU THINK BATMAN'S GONNA SAVE YOU? BATMAN AIN'T GOT SHIT COMIN'. BATMAN IS STANDIN AROUND, JUST HANGIN. HE'S CHILLIN ALL UP IN HSI CAVE SMOKIN DA GRAPES. THAT'S WUT GRAPES DO TO YOU, MAN. THEY MAKE YOU VULNERABLE TO BATMAN. BATMAN IS TRAVELIN FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. AS IN SPEED, I MEAN GRAPES. AND BY GRAPES, I MEAN A THINLY VEILED ANALOGY TO THE VIETNAM WAR WHICH IN TURN IS REFERENCING THE STYLISTIC METAPHOR PRESENT IN THE 1991 NOVEL PHENETHYLAMINES I HAVE KNOWN AND LOVED: A CHEMICAL LOVE STORY. ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER EVEN READ THAT BOOK, IT'S ABOUT GRAPES OR SOMETHING. PERHAPS I'M TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU WITH MY CRUNK-FU, OR PERHAPS MY CONFUSION IS CLARIFYING MY INTENTIONS. OODA-LOOP UP IN YOUR FACE. OODA-LOOP ALL UP IN YOUR BISCUITS. YOUR FANCY LITTLE FACK FACK FACK BISCUITS THAT YOU BOUGHT AT HARDEEZ. MAN YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS? I'M DOWN WITH PNRFNE, HE KNOWS DAT SHIT. YOU KNOW?! YYYEAH YOU KNOW. I'M ON A ROLL, BUT PEOPLE WANT ME TO STOP ROLLIN, BUT I CAN'T MAN. I'M A ROLLING MAN BY NATURE. IT'S LIKE THAT ONE DUDE, "THE UNDERTAKER", YOU KNOW THE WRESTLER? WIT DA SONG "ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN"... MY BROTHER WATCHES THAT SHIT, WHAT THE FUCKLE IZ HE THINKING, SERIOUSLY, THE SURGEON GENERAL WATCHES THAT SHIT. ICE CUBE DOESN'T WATCH THAT SHIT, NEITHER DOES _____. ALSO, DON'T BREATHE LIKE THAT, IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL REALLY WEIRD. IN FACT, I'M STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD MYSELF... VERY WEIRAIDFJAUIHFSDAFBDITY84U5384H5RIWEUHFI UWAHDFKJCASHDFKASFDSFASLDFMKASDFKAMK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ RRRRRRRRRR MMM WTF ASRGAERIOTGJAIOEWRTJALISE AFLJASDLFKNMASKLCFMASDLK 100102010100100101010010010101001019 WHERE IS THIS SHIT GOIN 49149012040120401420 0.5 0.5 0.5 0.7 0.7 0.7 what the HELL IS GOING ON !?$!@?$!@ argh where am i. where are you. where1?!?!? WHY ?!!?! HELP ME I CAN"T HANDLE THE OVERLOAD the WORLD IS FUCKING INSIDE IN whaT THE FUCKSA ASARGH I"M NOT TRIPPING OUT I"M COMPLETELY SOBER SOBER, MAN, LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA. YOU FEEL ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? !!! !!! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!! ! ! ! INTERRORBANG IS THIS GARBAGE DATA? GARBAGE IN - GARBAGE OUT? NO? YES? GIVE ME THE MEANING OF LIFE, BITCHES. DO IT ALREADY? plplzpzlzplzplzpzlzplzplzp COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. GODDAMMIT YOUR SHIT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-27 22:41:00 | |
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| attention: hyperfukbot is not god | |
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this is the third time today that I've been deified. plz stop. ty. (22:14:12) [username edited for privacy]: ratboy u r mi god what the FLAMINGO is this nonsense????? |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-27 22:15:00 | |
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| The Prodigy?? | |
| is liam the prodigy? is the prodigy liam? are you the prodgy? are we the prodigy? is he the prodigy? is she the prodigy? is that jack russell terrier the prodigy? am i prodigy? is liam the prodigy? isn't he? the prodigy u noe. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 22:07:00 | |
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| YO U | |
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WEAT U WANN!>?~?
THINK U CAN?>?? I NOE IT. O JES. CLAM@u. ALL CLAM!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 20:38:00 | |
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| YO U | |
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WEAT U WANN!>?~?
THINK U CAN?>?? I NOE IT. O JES. CLAM@u. ALL CLAM!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 20:38:00 | |
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| finky time bringa loca butt | |
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finky time bringa loca butt vanden plue rinkadue dutt |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 20:00:00 | |
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| the gay secular Jew machine | |
| Right wing conspiracies involving News Corporation, grapes, Riced Out Yugo and new scab posters; more at 11. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-27 16:45:00 | |
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| Friends, do not listen to these falsehoods. | |
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Any respectable non-integer citizen will realise that .7s preachings are unethical and downright ridiculous. The main aim of the 0.7 Republic is to brainwash it's members into believing it's extremely biased views. You must resist this cult for as long as it lasts, stay loyal to the Board of 0.5
Thank you for your time. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-27 16:40:00 | |
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| an important message from the .7 for life coalition | |
| recently, notices from the .5 for death coalition purporting blatant falsehoods to be fact have been circulated. we here at the righteous, decent .7 for life coalition should be your sole trusted source for non-integer information. anything published by the .5 colaition is likely to be slander, libel, and full of atrocious spelling errors. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 16:32:00 | |
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| YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR GRAPES | |
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you kids. i know how it is with you - grapes grapes grapes. well, i'm old!! you think i got time to fuck about with grapes all day? no-sir-ee-bob, why i had to take the trash out five times before breakfast this morning. after vomiting that many times i wagered breakfast was unwarranted, but that's not the point. anyways, you kids and your grapes. what is it with you kids? grapes grapes grapes, all the fuckin' time! i don't mean to but no sour grapes. juice do what i say and get the hell off my lime. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 16:24:00 | |
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| Grapes! | |
| SHIT THERE ARE GRAPES EVERYWHERE, CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-27 16:18:00 | |
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| notes from the foxhole | |
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I am a sick man. I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man.
I believe my liver is diseased. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-27 16:17:00 | |
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| Message for Mahjong The Wisest | |
| Hello. | |
| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2007-03-27 06:48:00 | |
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| wankel rotary engine | |
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the wankel rotary engine is $2; your car is $3; my car is $5; with a wankel engine, my car would be $7; rtqp's car is $11; mc hammer's car is $13; venetian snares's car is $17; ice cube's car is $19; and the law of 23 is $23. SPITE IS THE WORD OF YUGO UNDOING. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-26 18:45:00 | |
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| Message for Richard D. James | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-25 16:22:00 | |
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| riced out justice #0 | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-25 15:10:00 | |
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| sunday.exe | |
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C:\Documents and Settings\Hat>cd.. C:\Documents and Settings>cd.. C:\>dir Volume in drive C has no label. Volume Serial Number is AHAT-1337 Directory of C:\ 25/03/2007 19:46 <DIR> . C:\>sunday.exe BUILDING, WALL, OFFICE, WHITE, WINDOW, CHIMNEY, SKY, CLOUDS, TREE (DISTANCE), ROOF, BROWN, INSIDE, CDS, CURTAIN, BATTERY, SHIP (IN BOTTLE), DVD, SELLOTAPE, PENS, GLASS, PHONE, COMPUTER, SCREEN, PIXELS, INTERNET, WEBSITE, DOMAIN, RICEDOUTYUGO.COM, INPUT BOX, SUBMIT - PREVIEW? ALL KIND OF WORKS OUT DOESN'T IT? C:\>exit |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-25 14:08:00 | |
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| evil genius bill gates detonates "nerdy bomb" in downtown Boise | |
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It was a lovely day in downtown Boise, Idaho, when the peace was shattered by the terrible machinations of a genius until now presumed non-evil.
Gates had no comment, sans a threat to get our little dog, too. Sent via the US Postal service and utilizing a GPS tracking system, it had been sent to city hall, but detonated outside the building - on a busy streetcorner - as it was about to be delivered. The results are devastating. No fewer than 27 local construction workers have quit their jobs and applied to local colleges. Ladies find themselves unable to knit non-geometric shapes. Children can count. This is not the Boise, Idaho of the American dream. No, folks. Something has gone terribly wrong. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-25 11:42:00 | |
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| ATTENTION CITIZENS | |
| It is extremely important that you listen to all I have to say. Some of you may have heard of this new fad going around everywhere, it's called “.7” - the devious game invented by a so called “Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker”. Unlike conventional .5 games this game involves several ulterior motives that can be dangerous towards it's users. For example subliminal messages have been said to have been found such as “HAIL SATAN” and “HYPERFUKBOT IS ACTUALLY A COMPUTER” - messages such as this could be extremely dangerous towards modern society. However, there is a chance to stop it – as you may know 0.5 is proven to be the most stable number and is widely used throughout the world as a gateway to peace and prosperity. If you preach 0.5 instead of the new 0.7 number you could guarantee yourself a place in the National Guild of 0.5 – it offers many advantages to modern living such as tax cuts and your chance to be recognized in the 0.5 community. Do not bow down to this fake preaching, stick with what is proven to be reliable. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-25 09:27:00 | |
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