Riced Out Yugo
Point Seven
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Remember this.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-25 09:07:00
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Grand-unified yugo theory
anti-yugo is vending ventetta in a coke-can qq
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-24 23:46:00
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No, you think you about xyseismology.
when did it ever makes sense? you curse us, you cuss us, you think we're just youth running wreckless. You think that we have no creativity, thats why we write the things we do. Thats why wwe say the things we do. You think that because we're a culture so obsessed with ourselves, that we wouldn't know creativity if it hit us in the face with a sledgehammer. Well, maybe you're right. Riced Out Yugo isn't about anything. It's not about art or music or dada or anything else you could classify. Riced OUt Yugo is about life. Your life. My life. Miller High Life. Nothing and everything and the marriage of opposites. Its very middle class white male, very American. Very unitary urbanistic. Theatrewide class warfare with chemical weapons. Hint: Christianity is a virulent strain upon us. Never once have i stopped to think that anything could be anything to anyone who reads this and actually takes something away from it. Those who say they do are liars or tag alongs. You could never in a million years try to think that one could comprehend it. I'm considering a stick to carry around to beat people when I hear them talking about Riced Out Yugo and how much it makes sense to them. How much they read it, and reflect aback on to their own lives. I walk down the street and I hear this kind of thing everyday. Never once do I hear these people say HEY LOOK OUT BEHIND THE FERRY HAS RUNAGROUND AND IT SPILLED ITS LOAD A DIAMETRIC CRYSTALS INTO THE EAST RIVER! No. You never hear that.

In that case, I better go hijack a container ship.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-24 23:08:00
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MORE NEWS CORPORATION INFORMATION
All these new fucking scabs they have writing the pro-American message on behalf of Rupert Murdoch, RTQP and George W. Bush.

All we demand is a living wage for the Riced Out Yugo writers. Why won't you return my phone calls, Tedward? Why wont you respond to my e-mails? Your cellphone goes right to voicemail. Avoidance?

THE NEW GENERATION IS NOT AT HAND, NOT UNTIL WE SAY IT IS!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-03-24 22:59:00
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Point Five
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Remember that.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-24 19:16:00
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-24 10:01:00
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strict infodatum infrastructures
legz. topenga carbomb. all the marbles. super dirigible malarky.

all of these bizzare, unintelligible phrases, and more, were scralwed crudely in crayon all over my bathroom walls.

now, the previous night hadn't the picture of sobriety. but i'd had enough marbles left over to retain the knowledge that, when i had gone to bed, the crayon had not been on the walls.



weeks later, i discovered that my beloved german shepard, ricky, was sleepwalking due to his ambien perscription. it was he that had becrayoned my water closet.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-24 00:53:00
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A blast from the past
Hello, I was listening to some Dr. Alban and I was thinking it was good and then it was good. It was all good when I thought it was good, when I thought it might be bad it was good. And then it was good. The essential parts of the Dr. Alban experience is the .5 vs .6 - .5 being the most part.

Beastilation 5
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-23 21:12:00
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riced out yugo en esperanto
mi dirias, maljuna fabo, vidias mia cxapelo?
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-22 20:52:00
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statement of lack of fact
thxu emperor nortons
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-22 20:41:00
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hi guyz im new
asl?
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-22 17:42:00
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respects to my grandmother
r.i.p.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-22 16:41:00
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Bush's legal case sharky, experts say
salutation facts:

3 greetz per pak. contains watacularity. expiration date: 6/6/66. claim level: 4. clam level: dirigible.

funtacular relationship: quadrangular.

excellent.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-22 04:48:00
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fax modem
PSOT DANA~~!
Yuar saccount might be jihacked sirs
change your yugo password now by clicking onyugo riced out com dot slash isapi.dll/login.php???~~??!emailpasswordtohackers
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-22 02:13:00
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where are we today
it feels like yesterday. make some progress, bitches.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-21 16:44:00
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AD BREAKZ
withjetdry
dishesdryfaster
thanwithdetergent

alone
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-20 23:41:00
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i enjoy music
RICE TUBE IN DA CLUB, SCARECRUSHER , APHID TWIG, VENETIAN PEARS, BOOGIE MAN PRODUCTIONS, DOCTOR GAY, WAGONHORSE, HANDMASTER BASH.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-20 20:24:00
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welco e to a fateful day

today riced out yugo celebrates a most important day
that  ay is the death of a founding father in the field
of coCputer science - John Backus, inventor of FORTRAN
Remem er to leave column 6 blank. There is one exception:
when  ou are discussing his death, you must fill column 6
with  he letter C.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-20 18:46:00
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QQQ
COPY VERBATIM
THE MALARKY INFODATUM
SEE FO' FREE
GIRLIES INDANATUM
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-20 04:25:00
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more snacubus tales
<@Pi> snacibuz
<@ScalesUnkara> Snaccubus!? No, I don't want to be fed tasty, tasty desserts in my sleep!
<@Pi> MAEKS YUO FAT
<@ScalesUnkara> DIEZ OF HAERT ATTAX OF ASTRAL CHOLESTERAL
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-19 17:48:00
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