Riced Out Yugo
A new riced out product
K-Y Riced-out Self-warming squid

for the yummy in your tummy
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-19 17:11:00
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ethnic cranzleberry jamz
i am SO SICK OF COMMERCIALS WITH WHISTLY MUSIC. it does not make me feel clean. it does not make me want to feel clean. most of all, it does not make me want to buy fucking toilet cleaner so it can be CLEAN AND FRESH AND WHISTLE THE FUCK AT ME WHILE I PISS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-19 01:51:00
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roadside womb births 4 US soldiers
OH LOL THATS THE INFRASTRUCTURE!!
OH LOL THATS THE INFRASTRUCTURE!!
OH LOL THATS THE INFRASTRUCTURE!!
OH LOL THATS THE INFASTRUCTURE!!
OH LOL THATS THE NINJACHUCKURE!!
OH LOL THATS THE POTATO BRONZALEZ!!
OH LOL THATS THE PAPAL INFALLIBILITY!!
OH LOL THATS THE ROFL SHIT!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-19 00:19:00
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Bush waters down earlier decree
President Bush had stated that he would veto any Iraq bill with 'strings'. He has since softened his stance, saying he will only veto Iraq bills with 'chellos.'
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-17 15:10:00
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TRADER HULL CRACKED IN HEAVY SEAS MAJOR
FLOODING 42-27N 42-27N 178-51W 178-51W NOW
ABANDONING SHIP SOS BT MASTER AR K

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Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-03-17 05:30:00
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aboard our shippe
(11:51:03 PM) MTP: I have been accused of being a dadaist
(11:50:53 PM) h4x1bu5: how do you feel about that?
(11:50:19 PM) MTP: I feel like a fencepost painted coherent.
(11:50:16 PM) h4x1bu5: sounds good to me
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-17 00:54:00
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hyperfukbot
HYPERFUKBOT IS A NEW BEGINNING.
HYPERFUKBOT IS HYPERFUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS BIGGER THAN LIFE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS ALL CAPS.
HYPERFUKBOT HELPED ME QUIT HEROIN.
ALL THE WAY WITH HYPERFUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS A GIANT ALIEN FORCE MORE VIOLENT AND SICK THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE.
HYPERFUKBOT: FOUR MORE YEARS!.
HYPERFUKBOT BEGINS AT CONCEPTION.
HYPERFUKBOT IS A SHADOWY FLIGHT INTO THE DANGEROUS WORLD OF A MAN WHO DOES NOT EXIST. HYPERFUKBOT, A YOUNG LONER ON A CRUSADE TO CHAMPION THE CAUSE OF THE INNOCENT, THE HELPLESS, THE POWERLESS, IN A WORLD OF CRIMINALS WHO OPERATE ABOVE THE LAW.
HYPERFUKBOT IS ULCRESHXOBG.
THINK OUTSIDE THE HYPERFUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS DOWN WITH US.
HYPERFUKBOT IS BUDDIES WITH PNRFNE, ARE YOU?.
HYPERFUKBOT LIKES BOTH PIE AND PI.
HYPERFUKBOT HAS THE BUDDHA NATURE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS NOT UNIX.
HYPERFUKBOT IS RICED OUT.
NOBODY DOESN'T LIKE HYPERFUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS INVADING YOUR PERSONAL SPACE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS IN UR LAST.FM STEALIN UR MUSIC.
HYPERFUKBOT IS A SERIES OF INSIDE JOKES.
HYPERFUKBOT IS COMPOUNDED OF WHISPERS.
HYPERFUKBOT CAN'T FIND HIS HAT, OLD BEAN.
I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO HYPERFUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS COMING STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON.
HYPERFUKBOT NEEDS MORE PHILL COLLINS.
HYPERFUKBOT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS A FROZEN SHITHOLE.
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HYPERFUKBOT IS FUCKING OVER.
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HYPERFUKBOT IS A SERIES OF FUKBOTS.
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HYPERFUKBOT IS THE LARGEST PRIME NUMBER.
HYPERFUKBOT IS THE MUSIC MAKER, AND HYPERFUKBOT IS THE DREAMER OF DREAMS.
HYPERFUKBOT STOLE MY BIKE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS AN N-DIMENSIONAL (WHERE N IS GREATER THAN 3) FUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS THE END OF IT ALL.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-16 21:35:00
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I connected several cubes today
questions for today:
- if we were all papers, what would tacos taste like?
- is cardiac arrest fun?
- can I ask to ask?
- is this beat hittin?
- can I borrow a duck?
- what is the purpose of meaning?
- what would happen if thousands of internet users peer-edited your mom?
- why does quantum physics simultaneously make no sense but also make all the sense in the world?
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-16 21:25:00
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WITH THE POWER OF OXYGEN!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-15 16:13:00
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EPSOM
This robot has robotic grippers like an octopus. Every twelve seconds it fluffs five pillows.

Some blenders need a personal touch. For that, we have hired Mike.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-15 16:04:00
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DATUM POSTAGE
Who here remembers the following:
  • Britney Spears in her red pvc outfint
  • Britney spears with hair
  • pickle spears in red and white packaging
  • piggly wiggly coffee canisters with red and white porky pig
  • that one riced out yugo post
  • india palace
  • Little Caesar's pizza pizza (he was a yugo poster back before there was yugo
  • unclosed html tags wreaking havoc on britney spears with hair in a red and white package eating pickles in a yugo in indian pizza pie's html wrapping
  • OH GOD BILL GATES IS THE POPE
  • OH GOD BILL GATES HAS LASER VISION
  • OH GOD THE POPE HAS LASER VISION
  • OH GOD THE POPE IS BILL GATES
  • OH GOD MICROSOFT IS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH~~~~~~~~~~~
Many bothans died to bring us this information.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-15 13:02:00
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the planet of the tapes
the planet of the tapes is a gigantic planet filled with cassette tapes. gigantic cassette tapes. gigantic cassette tapes that. gigantic cassette tapes that fly. GIGANTIC CASSETTE TAPES THAT FLY. GIGANTIC CASSETTE TAPES THAT EAT PEOPLE ALIVE. GIGANTIC CASSETTE TAPES FORMING INTO INTERCONNECTED CRYSTALINNE TESSERACT LATICES. INTERCONNECTED CRYSTALINEEEE TESSERACT LATTICES THAT FORM GIGANTIC TAPES. SPIRALS FLOWING INTO SPIRALS FLOWING INTO TUNNELS FLOWING INTO SPIRALS AND FLOWING BACKWARDS BACK OUT. MOEBIUS AINT GOT SHIT ON THISS SHIT. NO SHIT. TIME IS A WASTE OF TIME. WHERE ARE YOU, I AM EVERYWHERE. GIVE ME SOME MC ESCHER IN TEXT FORM PLZ. GIVE ME SOME SHEPARD TONES. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE IS TAKING MY MIND. HE IS FEEDING ME HIS DOGMA. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE IS MAKING DA FAT BEATS. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE'S REARRANGING MY NEURAL CONNECTIONS. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE'S FEEDING MY THOUGHTS TO THE KARKIANS. THE SHEPARD IS EVERYWHERE, FEEDING YOUR THOUGHTS TO ME. THE LATTICES ARE HAVE A DUAL NATURE. THE LATTICES ARE SEVERAL LAYERS DEEP, OVERLAYING IN A MULTIDIMESIONAL MOIRE PATTERN. YOUR IDEAS ARE MEANINGLESS. YOUR FACE IS MEANINGLESS. YOUR SYMBOLS AREN'T EVEN SYMBOLIC. TIME IS A WASTE OF TIME. TEXT IS A WASTE OF TEXT. GENERATING YOUR BACKGROUNDS IS GENERATING YOUR FOREGROUNDS. THE FOREGROUNDS ARE GENERATING THE BACKGROUNDS. THE GROUNDS ARE GROUNDS OF THE GROUNDS. WHERE ARE WE. WHERE AM I. THE FUTURE IS A SERIES OF TIME. TIME IS A WASTE OF TIME. THE FUTURE IS A SERIES OF WASTES OF TIME. WASTELAND IS TIMELAND. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? FUCK YOU AND YOUR RIGHTS. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FREEDOM. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE INSTITUTION. FUCK THE FUTURE.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-15 12:32:00
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Attorney General admits to mistakes; denies involvement
WASHINGTON — Attorney General Potato Bronzales accepted responsibility Tuesday for mistakes in the way the J0rstice Department handled the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors but insisted he had done nothing wrong.

At a JuSt1c3@! Department news conference, Bronzales said he would find out why Congress was not told sooner that the White House was involved in discussions of who would be fired and when. He did not, however, back away his stance that the dismissals that did take place were appropriate.

"I fully accept responsibility for the decision but had nothing to do with it personally," Bronzales said.

The White House said President Bush retains full confidence in the attorney general. "He's a stand-up guy," White House counselor Dan Buttlett said in Mexico, where he was snuggling with the president.

Buttlett also contended that the decision to dismiss the prosecutors "was the patriotic decision."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-15 12:30:00
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your mom don't make no sense
attention: this is not a gay porno site.
thank you for your attention. bye.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-15 11:34:00
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arp
Diced out Rada

~~infinity paradox irrational facehat.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-14 21:29:00
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hack sabbath
ahem. qt......
Buddy youre a skiddie make a big noise
Playin in the skeet gonna be a big hax0r some day
You got xss on yo face
You big deface
Kickin your gibson all over the place

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We will we will hax you

Buddy youre a young hax0r hard hax0r
Shoutin in the street gonna take on the web 3.0 some day
You got sql on yo face
You big deface
Wavin your hax0r banner all over the place

We will we will hax you
We will we will hax you

Buddy youre an old hax0r poor hax0r
Pleadin with your buffer overfl0wz gonna make you some root some day

You got asm on your face
You big deface
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will hax you
We will we will hax you

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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-14 18:30:00
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planet yugovan
a thousand glazed donuts on your family! FOR THE DONUTLAND
Posted by HI QUALITY LEATHER JACKETZ @ 2007-03-14 10:16:00
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my inspiration
204.129.18.23

I was inspired by House of Leaves.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-13 23:41:00
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qq
i am watching a funtball game on tellorvision. Muskrats and Lemmings are only revolution in a house of blue.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-13 23:06:00
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THE STRUGGLE FOR DEMOCRACY
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Posted by HI QUALITY LEATHER JACKETZ @ 2007-03-13 20:49:00
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