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| taught sprockets | |
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when the world has dru sprinng, taught sprockets got u down. fit 2 feed teh funkiest wigs 'dis side 'o teh laundrodrome, & will teh the nutrition 2 u.
so when ur peepin teh grizousers knackers, cheque delta brand taught sprockets. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-25 05:19:00 | |
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| brown pride locos | |
| UNO DOS CARTOCE VATO!~!~11~`` | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-25 02:01:00 | |
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| once again, the yugo tells it like it is | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-24 22:24:00 | |
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| one day | |
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a boy was walking in the alleyways, a switchblade in hand. he held the knife low, but opened. it was a dusty day. it was always a dusty day, except when it was foggy. the dust and smog was high in the air, you couldn't see past 4 or 5 blocks. trash lay strewn about. a rat was staring down at the boy from a fire escape. the cracks in the concrete had dead grass growing out of them, marred by the endless chloride stains. his name was a form constant. he remembers everything you have forgotten. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-23 12:59:00 | |
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| WARNING | |
WARNING! Any of the following may cause, or contribute to, premature/unnatural balding:
this has been a public service announcement brought to you by riced out a&r, the finest weaseling money can't buy. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-22 02:18:00 | |
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| winnipeg is an aeron-free zone | |
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this is just to let you know that cleans like magic.
they really do. honest. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-20 23:50:00 | |
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| Happy Birthday, Zombie Kurt Cobain! | |
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| Posted by stabl_dözr the wildly self-intersecting @ 2007-02-20 11:44:00 | |
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| huh yes I knew it was there. | |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-02-19 07:37:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-19 00:23:00 | ||||
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| plizzle | |
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2In the beginning when God created the hax and the yugo, the internet was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God swept over the face of the wats. Then God said, ‘Let there be q’; and there was q. And God saw that the q was good; and God separated the q from the r. God called the q WAT, and the r he called PNRFNE. And there was Autechre and there was Aphex Twin, the first remix. IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-18 18:44:00 | |
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| irc is a series of cubes | |
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irc.freenode.net::6667 #ricedoutyugo come to me. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-18 13:10:00 | |
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| rrrevisited | |
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if 2 hands clapping makes a sound, what is the sound if N hands clapping?
hypothesis: applause? well, let us think about this. is applause the only, immutable thing that can result from N hands clapping? of course not. first of all, there are multiple types of applause. there is polite applause, awedappluase, and thunderous applause. furthermore, there is applesauce. check the concession stands, ladies and/or g's. so in addition to N, the number of hands clapping, we also have to deal with A = the number of types of applause. how many types of applause are there? i don't feel qualified to answer. if i had to put forth a hypothesis, however, it would be: A = infinity. square that and you get NA*NA (this problem is unsolvable) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-17 13:12:00 | |
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| rrr | |
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- if 2 people make a couple, what do N people make (hypothesis: george bush?) - if 2 hands clapping makes a sound, what is the sound if N hands clapping (hypothesis: applause?) - if all the people in the world laid down edge to edge, someone could kill them all really easy. I recommend that we never do this. - how many people at any given point in time in the world have a TARDIS? (hypothesis: t'=2n^6*(20q^2)/(2nq)+n'/24). - wat is a nanoscope (hypothesis: a microscope that you can only see with a microscope) - if a person dies out in the middle of the forest with nobody else to see or hear it, did the person really die? (hypothesis: q) - in 20 words or less, describe the universe and give 3 examples. - if a fukbot is designed for fuk, what are robots designed for? - Riced Out Yugo is a series of cubes. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-17 08:42:00 | |
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| physics hat | |
| Today, in physics, we discussed the wat. The wat is a unit of asshattery. Integrating asshattery with respect to area gives the funt flux in units of wats per square yugo. dwats/dt gives the rate of change of the rice cooked by asshats per second. One yugopower is equal to 31337 wats. I say, old bean, have you seen my ^ | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-16 23:49:00 | |
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| obscure factoids you might enjoy | |
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- man cannot build a helicopter from which man can bungee jump. the laws of physica forbid it. besides, if it were at all possible, you would have seen it on mtv last year. - no one understands michael jackson, whatever they may claim. furthermore, from this, set theory dictates that michael jackson also does not understand michael jackson. - there is a mysterious vortex inside washers and dryers which will, on occasion, teleport a single sock to an alternate dimension. - despite what your watch may tell you, time is continuous. - despite what homer simpson may tell you, purple is not a fruit. it is a hermaphrodite. - george w. bush has a presidential retreat on the dark side of the moon. dick cheney has one in uranus. - pertney nixon is a fiendish uncle. - walking fast decreases your chances of cancer. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 22:00:00 | |
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| pertney nixon is a fiendish uncle | |
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caw! caw! you know the dirigible. you know the yugo. so wat u waitin' 4? lookit ur hat now.
did u??? k. now, orszvringish ur meezletophetc. u noe u n 4 sum trbl!!~ u c ^__________________^ |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 21:30:00 | |
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| scholarly paper | |
annals of doorknob engineering, jan 2007, pp. 21-47: "The practical and structural implications of dirigibles under pressure," E. Hobbs, O. Julius, C. Snout.WE GOT TEH HAM WE GOT TEH HAM WE GOT TEH HAM HAM TEH WE GOT TEH HAM TEH WE GOT TEH HEM WAT TEH MEH HAM TA HAM CLAM TEH WEH CLAM TEH.q? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 21:02:00 | |
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| mille micro | |
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mille micro nano pico ado fempto second gear 3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 20:58:00 | |
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| for those of you riding on the wave of operation clamstorm | |
| tubas are named somewhat onomatopoeicly, if you do ask me (and perhaps you did not, but i am saying so anyways). should you wish to argue, simply fill out argument request form 315f, place it in the proper document recepticle, and go fuck yourself. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 04:51:00 | |
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| i never said it would be easy, neo | |
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morfeus: i never said it would be easy, neo. alas, my verbiage remains like that of miss cleo. hyperoriginal dirigble clams originally hotwired superfast transams. it was the beginning. neo: the beginning? morfeus: of the hatsistance. *guitar chord* |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 00:15:00 | |
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