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| OOOOMLAUT!!E@! KRAUT!!~! | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-15 21:29:00 | |
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| THE 7 DEADLY SINS REVISED FOR WEB3.0 | |
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1. RUST - DO NOT OXIDIZE METALS PLEASE IN ANY FORM OR FASHION. 2. MUTTON - SHEEP ARE NOT TO BE EATEN. 3. WEED - YOU WANT SOME? 4. MOTH - THOU SHALT NOT EAT THE RTQP'S WOOL SHIRTS. 5. WRAITH - THOU SHALT NOT SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF PEOPLE STARGATE-STYLE. 6. GRAVY - THOU SHALT NOT POUR THIS SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A CARBON-BASED CHEMICAL ON MY FOOD. 7. FRIED CHICKEN - THE COLONEL IS OUR GREAT ENEMY, A FRIEND OF SATAN. DO NOT FALL PREY TO HIS DEVIOUS TRICKS OF SECRET SPICES GOODNESS. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-15 19:26:00 | |
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| adamantine crunk | |
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adamantine crunk my goodness my funk how can i pack so much funk in my trunk? perhaps the answer doth lie within the skull of a monk? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-15 01:52:00 | |
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| parafin hax: rtqp's tounge twisters, volume I | |
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- fish with whiskers flatter fsckers*. - leather fretters fritter glitter glitzy sparkle but twice as bitter - hambleclamble ample-eatum, toxoplasma gondii-seepum - neurological tautilogical autonomical diginautical - bodacious salacious, excessively tubular, dynamically dirigible, rubic's cubular - interrsection dissection desert dessert selection - ample ass assuages an antsy auntie - donald knuth drinking vermouth in duluth - serious elise wasnt one to settle, tore up the clams while puttin' on teh kettle *pronounced "fiskers", in case you are not familiar with the word. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-15 01:37:00 | |
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| synchronized flattis | |
| we have a nice, 13.5ml flattis. i think this is the first time anyone has tried this on television. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-15 01:20:00 | |
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| NEUROCAVE-[WO]MAN | |
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PNRFNE CRUNK CRUNK BAD PNRFNE BAD BBAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BAD MUST DIE |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-14 21:14:00 | |
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| trail's end | |
| it was december 21, 2012. the q was qing, and all was good and well. until the world ended. after the world ended, only the q remained. amen (break). | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-14 20:23:00 | |
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| ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! | |
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FRESH YUGO PRODUCTS: -CoolMeth for kids drink mix -Ritalin Stix (available in lolipop and pacifier) -FlintstonesTM "pill" -Quaaludes |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-02-13 23:17:00 | |
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| ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! | |
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FRESH YUGO PRODUCTS: -CoolMeth for kids drink mix -Ritalin Stix (available in lolipop and pacifier) -Flintstones "pill" -Quaaludes |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-02-13 23:05:00 | |
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| help me please <br> | |
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i want to sleep please let me sleep nooo |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-12 23:31:00 | |
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| AWW YEAH | |
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HOSKS MUCH STIFTED CHARACTER SHIFTT BHUTAN PIC EM PDSDI PICSD I ROPOL THE RYMS AS YA GUDS WEOI IWIBLWE WAC IR O LO THE DS AN ON TH TWN I OIOI BIGS HO O THWS SWI TH FUNAN AL AN WA RI GYSTEEP |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-02-12 19:40:00 | |
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jo napot kivanok te hulya fuckfaces FUCK afls;dfx;sd;f;sdf;sdf;1 /23/1@#23/1456?%123!@3 123!?#!23%1312-3=512/c602054050234-23-4-234. ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A SHITHEAD NAMED JOHN JOHN JOHN. TRIPLE JOHN WAS A FUCKING SHITHEAD. HE LIKED TO STICK HIS ELBOWS INTO MEATGRINDERS FOR FUN. YEP, THAT'S RIGHT. HE ORDERED THE MEATLOVER'S MEALS AT WAFFLE HOUSE. THE ONES WITH THE HASH BROWNS. HE LIKED GIGANTIC CARS WITH THE SHINY MATERIAL CONSUMER BULLSHIT. HE LIKED THE SHIT THAT YOUR PARENTS WOULD BUY THINKING THAT YOU'D LIKE IT BUT YOU REALLY DON'T, BUT YOU ACT ALL POLITE ABOUT IT. HE WAS A FUCKING FUCK FUCK PSYCHO. REALLY NOW. HE LIKED TO STEAL YOUR CHICKEN WINGS. HE LIKED TO STEP ON PIDGEONS IN THE STREET. HE LIKED TO EAT GARBAGE OFF OF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE. HE LIKED MC HAMMER. AND ONE DAY, HE MET MC HAMMER. BUT THAT'S NOT TODAY'S STORY. TODAY'S STORY IS HOW TRIPLE JOHN JOHN JOHN GOT CRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME. 3XJOHN WAS SITTIN' IN HIS HOUSE EATING ALL OF THE FACES OFF THE TREES WHEN SUDDENLY NOTHINGNESS HIT HIM IN THE FACE. THAT'S RIGHT, NOTHINGNESS. HE GOT OWNED BY THE LACK OF EVERYTHING. ISN'T THAT IRONIC. ISN'T IT. NO IT ISN'T, YOU FUCKFACE, WHY WOULD YOU THINK SO. ANYWAY, SO HE WAS SITTING THERE GETTING OWN, WHEN MY MAN KOOL0AID PITCHER MAN BUSTS THROUGH THE WALL WITH ALL DAT "oh yeah" AND THEN HE WAS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO FIGURE OUT THE FUCKING MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW I'M ENJOYING BEING A FUCKING MATERIAL SHITHEAD YOU FUCKING KOOLAID PITCHER LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKF FUCJKFUCKSFIFOJA DFUID DSIHTHISN TIHND FUCKYOU YEAH". "OK" SAID KOOLAID MAN AND THEN IT WAS GOOD. UHUHUHUHUHU. SO ANYWAY TRIPLE JOHN WAS GETTIN' CRUNK AS I SAID PREVIOUSLY IF YOU HAD BEEN PAYIN' ATTENTION. THE NOTHINGNESS OF THE UNIVERSE HIT THIS FUCKER IN THE FACE AND HE WAS FUCKING HIT IN THE FACE. AS HE WAS SITTING THERE WONDERING HOW THE FUCK NOTHINGNESS CAN HIT YOU IN THE FACE. HE KEPT WONDERING UNTIL HIS FUCKING TV EXPLODED AND THEN HE WAS PISSED. SO THEN HE HAD TO GO TO THE FUCKING STORE IN HIS FUCKING MATERIALISTIC SUV. AND HE WAS RIDING IN THIS SUV WITH THE GIGANTIC WHEELS AND HE WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK LET ME LISTEN TO SOME FUCKING COUNTRY MUSIC. SO HE DID. AND THEN HE WAS LIKE "YEAH MAN". HE GOT TO THE TV STORE AND HE WALKED IN AND WAS LIKE "HEY I WANT A FUCKIN' TV". THEY WERE LIKE "NO, THIS IS A FUCKIN DILDO STORE YOU SHITHEAD, READ THE GODDAMN SIGN". AND HE WAS LIKE "WELL WHAT THE FUCK, I WANT A FUCKIN' TV, GIVE ME A TV". AND THEN THEY KICKED HIM OUT WITH A FUCKIN' HAMMER. AND HE WAS LIKE "OWNED". AND THEN HE WENT HOME AND GOT CRUNK WITH ALL THE HOES. HE HAD A BIG PARTY. A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WERE THERE. L RON HUBBARD GOT NAKED WITH HIM. SO HE WAS GETTING CRUNK AND SHIT. JESUS WAS IN DA BACK OF HIS HOUSE WATCHIN' TV ON HIS EXPLODED TV BECAUSE HE IS JESUS AND HE CAN DO THAT SHIT. THE END. ps, you lose. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-12 12:56:00 | |
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| glxc23 | |
| GOGO GAGDET SPATULA SPATULAS | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-12 12:31:00 | |
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| hutriofenceric | |
| the subsequently observed diachronic malarky was hitherforthto impossibly unlimited. personal employment vis-a-vis the harvard double-negative and frivolously verbose verbiage was beginning to emerge as a concern. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-12 03:49:00 | |
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| Testicles that could devour Obama | |
| Osama Ya Mama EYE VANNA SUCK UR BLOOD Rama | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-11 03:37:00 | |
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| Fill in the tank | |
| Richard D. James likes to roll over parking metres in ________. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-11 00:45:00 | |
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| I was gonna post something here, but then I got _______ | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-10 22:54:00 | |
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| fap fap fap fap | |
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that is the sound of the end of the universe. az egesz vilag. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-10 19:04:00 | |
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| oh yea | |
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oh yeah
work it baby that's right |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-09 22:34:00 | |
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| rtqp's notes for Feb 9 | |
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- today's hair policy was the complete lack thereof. - computer science is a load of piss, but we'll never get anything done if we don't agree on things so i won't argue - thought of something interesting in between nothing and everything - still cannot convince mathematical equations to oscillate |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-09 19:52:00 | |
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