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what reuben does
Reuben: Buenos Aires, 2004: mixing a hard Micronauts track out of Sisters of Mercy whilst gazing wondrously at a giant mirrored camel hanging precariously from the roof of the aircraft hangar. It was covered in talcum powder.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-09 01:18:00
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what would you do for a parsnip tree?
wat would u do 4 a parsnip tree??? Would you would u conquer the arctic sans a shoe? would u conquer the euphrates with a hole in your canoe? would u take on attack dogs armed only with glue? would u go out in the rain and ruin your funky do? would u go to the supermarket driving a tank? would u forever forgo hillary swank? would u ignore fergie all the way to the bank? would u re-drink a beverage which you already drank? would u drive the store if your car gone done sank? consider it.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-09 00:28:00
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VERBOT
The design of this bag and its contents are copyrighted. All rights reserved and enforced. Infringers will be prosecured to the full extent of the law. For indoor and outdoor use. This is not a toy.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-08 22:29:00
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waiting for the gruefunk.
is it time 4 gruefunk yet? no? how about now? now??? ok ill be right up.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-08 22:25:00
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3d internet (no 3d glasses included)
THREE DIMENSIONAL INTERNETS THREE DIMENSIONAL INTERNETS
Posted by stabl_dözr the wildly self-intersecting @ 2007-02-08 21:52:00
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tastes like quicken
About Quicken At Quicken, we're problem solvers. If we can find a simpler, smarter way to manage a meal or complete a dinner, we take it on. It all started in 1984 with our first product, Quicken Burger, and it hasn't stopped since. As part of Riced Out Yugo Inc., the same company that brings you QuickBeef and TurboHam food "bloatware", we've created an integrated family of award-winning foods and haberdashery services that revolutionize the way people manage their personal and small business burgers. We're very proud of the reputation we've built among our more than 15 vigintillion users. Today, we are focusing on helping you balance your diets by expanding our product mix into new categories that align with your dietary needs — from making sense of your taco expenses, to inventorying your asshats to managing your prolonged energy storage investments. Our goal is to help you simplify so you have more time for the things and people most important to you.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-08 21:04:00
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I WANT CAPGRAS SYNDROME
ARE YOU NECRONOMICALLY VIABLE? ARE YOU READY FOR WEB 3.0? OBVIOUSLY NOT. ONLY $20 FOR A REAL HUMANOID TRANSPORTATION DEVICE (/dev/mantrns/) vv funk cvemk32 Mindet akarom nagyon; te nem akarod ezt?
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-08 19:48:00
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qqq
holy roller will be closed today due to a boiler problem.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-08 04:46:00
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hey are coming! They are comi....zzzpt!
zzzpt - a Working Stiff located in the Channel9 Witness Protection Program. zzzPT is a Bearded Keltir in the Lineage 2 eXtreme. View zzzPT. Zzzpt. Really annoying. Not the sort of music a man with a hangover needed or craved. Zzzpt. If he opened his eyes he could see what was causing the ... 1 zzzpt is an unknown quantity at this point ... But well i couldn't resist, i've updated to 1.17. ......zzzpt...30 to landfall' the metalic voice rang out ... ..........zzzpt 1o to landfall just then the suspesion magnets kicked in ...
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-06 17:21:00
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The Spamuel L. Hacqueson sequence
1, 2, q.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-06 01:26:00
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feed face coffee
$f_s\le\mu_sn$
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-05 01:47:00
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A MAGNIFICIENT, WONDERFUL, FANTIZASTIC, BO-MUTHAFUCKIN BOMBASTIC, HOETASTIC

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-05 00:14:00
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n = 240
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-05 00:07:00
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old work song my grandmother sang
oh my clam funky clam double clam funky clam clam i am funky clam ohhh, lord! funky clam oh my clam funky clam double clam funky clam hat transam funky clam ohhh, lord! funky clam oh your clam funky clam triple clam funky clam tap your clam funky clam ohhh, lord! funky clam oh my clam funky clam oh your clam funky clam our hat transam funky clam ohhh, lord! funky clam, ohhh, lord... funky clam.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-04 20:33:00
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taxibus
/~/~__+=.~~~~~_$%/~/~__+=.~~~~~_$%/~/~__+=.~~ ~~~_$%/~/~__+=.~~~~~_$%/~/~__+=.~~~~~_$%/~/~__ +=.~~~~~_$%/~/~__+=.~~~~~_$%/~/~__+=.~~~~~_$% '''Taxibus''' is an episode of the science fiction television series [[Riced Out Yugo]].
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-04 18:25:00
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my favorite font is wingdings

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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-04 01:38:00

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clewd
YOu have a dizk of HATz. dddddd d d d dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdf dfdf diesel faz HELMET A MAGIC SCEPTER! /wave scepter toad
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-02-03 23:46:00
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an important tale with numerous everyday ramifications
one time i went to the supermarket with 15 pesos to buy half a box of crackers but they said "we don't take pesos" so i returned to mexico in defeat remember: 1 peso = $0.091.
Posted by fuckle @ 2007-02-03 21:54:00
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ozymandiaz in da hizzouse
ok, so i wuz chillin' over at jesus's pad, at dis badass party. it wuz a crunk party. keanu reeves was there, da pope was gettin' jiggy wit it, oj simpson was settin shit on fire, and l. ron hubbard got naked with my man mc hammer. Me and da cool dj rtqp were sitting on his couch. g-sus, da head o' da house, was in the back room sexin' da hoes up, while we was watchin' the tube. Then this punk, ozymandiaz walks all up to me and rtqp all up in our faces like "WHAT BITCHES". he wuz messin' my fro and blockin' my crunk rays. rtqp was all like "hax!!". ozy-man was sayin' someshit about like "My name is da Ozymandias, crack dealer of crack dealers: Look on my crunk, ye wacky wack punks, and despair!". I was just all like "WHAT BITCH! YO CRUNK? YOU THINK YOU GOT CRUNK?! LOOK AT YO SHIT. YOU AINT GOT SHIT COMIN. YOU JUST AINT GOT SHIT COMIN. LOOK AT CHO HAIR BITCH. YOU SIMPLE ASS FUCKA NEED TO GET OUT O MY FACE BITCH. TAKE YO MOMMA CAR HOME. YOU GOT ALL DAT FAKE ASS BLING, DAT SHIT IS PLASTIC. BOUGHT IT AT WALMART. THATS RIGHT. I SAID IT. BITCH. WHAT DA FUCK YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT. WHAT. YOU GONNA TRY TO KICK MY ASS? MAN I GOT PNRFNE BACKIN' MY ASS UP. HE'S GONNA COME TO YO HOUSE AND FUCK YOU UP. AINT GONNA BE NOTHIN LEFT BUT SAND. NOTHIN. BITCH.". and now he aint got nothin left but sand, and some dumbass statue and fake bling. fake-ass mothafucka, fuck wit me i put a foot in yo ass.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-03 21:51:00
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renegades
we're da renegades of funt, renegades of funt
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-03 21:16:00
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