Riced Out Yugo
i had some ruffles with my lunch, so my hands are still kinda greasy...
the judge said there will be no immediate extraction of any DNA from anna nicole smith's body. In two weeks, both parties will arrive with six pack(s) and cheese pizza. Also, Trimspa tipped darts mit blowgunnery really takes down fat whales in South Florida. South Florida. DOMESITC PORTS IN ALL HONESTY, IT WAS MY BABY!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-02-09 14:20:00
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mira has a secret
Mira: I have forgotten the lyrics so it would have to involve phoning Richard H Kirk to dictate them down the phone again and I would be ashamed to have to bother him with the same request again.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-09 01:52:00
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helen was recognized
Helen: I was once recognised in a starbucks years ago. I was very shocked as we hadn't been going that long. Anyway, I was offered free coffee and more cake, which made me smile.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-09 01:50:00
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daniel has a question
Daniel: how is enthusiasm measured? volts? knots?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-09 01:46:00
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what reuben does
Reuben: Buenos Aires, 2004: mixing a hard Micronauts track out of Sisters of Mercy whilst gazing wondrously at a giant mirrored camel hanging precariously from the roof of the aircraft hangar. It was covered in talcum powder.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-09 01:18:00
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what would you do for a parsnip tree?
wat would u do 4 a parsnip tree???

Would you
  • would u conquer the arctic sans a shoe?
  • would u conquer the euphrates with a hole in your canoe?
  • would u take on attack dogs armed only with glue?
  • would u go out in the rain and ruin your funky do?
  • would u go to the supermarket driving a tank?
  • would u forever forgo hillary swank?
  • would u ignore fergie all the way to the bank?
  • would u re-drink a beverage which you already drank?
  • would u drive the store if your car gone done sank?
consider it.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-09 00:28:00
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VERBOT
The design of this bag and its contents are copyrighted.

All rights reserved and enforced.

Infringers will be prosecured to the full extent of the law.

For indoor and outdoor use.

This is not a toy.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-08 22:29:00
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waiting for the gruefunk.
is it time 4 gruefunk yet?

no? how about now?



now???

ok ill be right up.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-08 22:25:00
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3d internet (no 3d glasses included)
Posted by stabl_dözr the wildly self-intersecting @ 2007-02-08 21:52:00
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tastes like quicken
About Quicken

At Quicken, we're problem solvers. If we can find a simpler, smarter way to manage a meal or complete a dinner, we take it on. It all started in 1984 with our first product, Quicken Burger, and it hasn't stopped since.

As part of Riced Out Yugo Inc., the same company that brings you QuickBeef and TurboHam food "bloatware", we've created an integrated family of award-winning foods and haberdashery services that revolutionize the way people manage their personal and small business burgers. We're very proud of the reputation we've built among our more than 15 vigintillion users.

Today, we are focusing on helping you balance your diets by expanding our product mix into new categories that align with your dietary needs — from making sense of your taco expenses, to inventorying your asshats to managing your prolonged energy storage investments. Our goal is to help you simplify so you have more time for the things and people most important to you.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-08 21:04:00
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I WANT CAPGRAS SYNDROME
ARE YOU NECRONOMICALLY VIABLE?
ARE YOU READY FOR WEB 3.0?
OBVIOUSLY NOT.
ONLY $20 FOR A REAL HUMANOID TRANSPORTATION DEVICE (/dev/mantrns/)
vv funk
cvemk32
Mindet akarom nagyon; te nem akarod ezt?
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-08 19:48:00
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qqq
holy roller will be closed today due to a boiler problem.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-08 04:46:00
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hey are coming! They are comi....zzzpt!
zzzpt - a Working Stiff located in the Channel9 Witness Protection Program.
zzzPT is a Bearded Keltir in the Lineage 2 eXtreme. View zzzPT.
Zzzpt. Really annoying. Not the sort of music a man with a hangover needed or craved. Zzzpt. If he opened his eyes he could see what was causing the ...
1 zzzpt is an unknown quantity at this point ... But well i couldn't resist, i've updated to 1.17.
......zzzpt...30 to landfall' the metalic voice rang out ... ..........zzzpt 1o to landfall just then the suspesion magnets kicked in ...
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-06 17:21:00
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The Spamuel L. Hacqueson sequence
1, 2, q.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-06 01:26:00
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feed face coffee
$f_s\le\mu_sn$
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-05 01:47:00
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A MAGNIFICIENT, WONDERFUL, FANTIZASTIC, BO-MUTHAFUCKIN BOMBASTIC, HOETASTIC
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-05 00:14:00
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n = 240
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1400068904
1400105515
1400139489
1400012922
1400117555
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1400165641
1400099251
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-05 00:07:00
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old work song my grandmother sang
oh my clam
funky clam
double clam
funky clam
clam i am
funky clam
ohhh, lord! funky clam

oh my clam
funky clam
double clam
funky clam
hat transam
funky clam
ohhh, lord! funky clam

oh your clam
funky clam
triple clam
funky clam
tap your clam
funky clam
ohhh, lord! funky clam

oh my clam
funky clam
oh your clam
funky clam
our hat transam
funky clam
ohhh, lord! funky clam,

ohhh, lord... funky clam.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-04 20:33:00
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taxibus
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'''Taxibus''' is an episode of the science fiction television series [[Riced Out Yugo]].
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-04 18:25:00
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my favorite font is wingdings
s r e t s a o t g n i y l f
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-04 01:38:00
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