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GOT TO KEEP THE FLOW GOING GOT TO KEEP THE FLOW MOVING GOT TO KEEP THE FLOW FLOWING GO TO KEEP THE FLOW FUNKY THE SPICE MUST FLOW |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-03 19:01:00 | |
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| OH MY FUNKY! | |
OH MY DOG THATS THE FUNKY FISH |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-03 03:52:00 | |
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| \nle | |
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the alabama black snake must be served with wine and cheese throw down the filters and turn off the nonlinear elements. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-03 02:54:00 | |
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| sfdghb | |
| context-free grammar, with extra fiber for regularity! | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-03 02:53:00 | |
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| NEVER FORGET | |
| whoops too late | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-01 18:56:00 | |
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| Tanka | |
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The S bus arrives A behatted dude gets in There follows a clash Later outside Saint-Lazare There is talk of a button |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-01 00:42:00 | |
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| the terrible future | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-01 00:24:00 | |
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| hypergrue | |
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spork before! spork now! spork now! spork now! spork now! spork now! spork now! spork now! spork later!
which sections of this post are false? please answer in cursive. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-01 00:21:00 | |
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| quality access-- an educational-- if you've been injured in-- | |
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don't scroll down, just yet.
first, do the following: * pick a number: 1. 1 2. 2 3. 927 * pick a letter: A. A B. B C. Ø * pick an animal: I) Cow II) Schnauzer III) Axolotl * pick a sandwich: i) Ham & Cheese ii) BLT iii) You Jerk Im A Vegitarian!! Remember your choices. If you have the attention span of a hyperactive gnat, you should probably take this test over again and write the answers down as you go. normal people and gnormal gnats, continue on. and on. and onnn oh yea baby I hope you remember your answers. i know i don't. Fill in the 'essay' you have created: 1) Get quality Internet Access at the Lowest Prices. 2) An educational message for You and Your Family: 927) If you've been Injured in an Automobile Accident, You know you are entitled to what you deserve. that's why, at riced out yugo we do what it takes to A) provide a flawless connection to the upper-eschelons of the web that will leave your wallet whistling with joy. experience B) make sure you do not fall victim to nasal glaucoma. folks, there is no feeling worse than when you pull into the dentist, and she tells you there are Ø) antikvariske omfatter reformasjonen klamkelpner bygginger tradisjoner tradisjoner fra utstillinger viser folkekunst, folkedrakter, bomiljøer, samisk kultur og Norges første stortingssal. [subtitle: provide technicians fluent in rtqp's fake norwegian.] we even will let you know when there are mushrooms growing in your teeth. furthermore, there is a deluxe, cyber-enhanced, Cow) vintage e-machine Schnauzer) colo-rectal exploration system Axolotl) fully-loaded, top of the line, _,.-riced out-.,_ yugo available at your command, for instant analysis of Ham & Cheese) a vast sea of medical knowledge, games, and, well, I think you know what else... giving you BLT) roadside troubles, 24/7. expect You Jerk Im A Vegitarian!!) valuable fossils dating back to the late, late, really really late mesozoic but almost Cenozoic. utterly fascinating - a completely unparalleled, novel experience. friend, you cannot lose. certified by the alabama state bar. not the one with whisky, mind you. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-31 01:30:00 | |
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| standing near the smoking crater where your auto used to sit. | |
| o shit ruth, i didn't expect it to happen like that. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-30 19:44:00 | |
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| My organ's in your Wiki | |
| September 1996. Oracle (R) Client Software Version 7.3.2.2.0 For Windows NT, Windows 95 & Windows 3.1. Cisco Connection Documentation - Enterprise Series. yours. Stuffit Deluxe™ 5.0. B. BBEdit 4.5.1. CodeWarrior Reference. IMPORTANT: Read notice on the inside of package before opening. SYMANTEC Norton Utilities™ for Macintosh® version 5.0. Opening indicates acceptance of agreement. Software License before using the. Kodak Digital Science™ CD-R. Information Technology Services. Blog Policy. The Keys To The City. At Java City we are committed to sourcing, roasting, and brewing. ReZ9&2Pz. Race Track Party. Test print from 127.0.0.1. XtraView+. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-30 15:28:00 | |
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| COSMONEWS UPDATE | |
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&&&&&&&&&&&& Scientists have isolated the amino acid L-Assinine, responsible for inter-synapse function during states of extreme mental funtitude. It's chemical composition has been analyzed and determined to contain 65 new elements arranged in random combinations. Computer models show that this new molecule could be utilized for data storage with capacities exceeding 1000 Smegabytes. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-30 02:03:00 | |
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| sudz, spudz, 'n dudz | |
| all my processors be atmel 8051's | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-30 00:57:00 | |
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| ask not for whom the funt tolls | |
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funt and ye shall recieve if ye no funt abandon all hope thou who funt here funtknown variables yea, i walk through the valley of the shadow of funt, i shall fear no plumbing inferno -- book of funts, 23 funting: the art of exploitation funt trek: voyager |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-29 22:11:00 | |
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| tuff thugz | |
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u tink smthns funty, bub?? abowt how i say 'funty'??? u tink dats funty?? ill show u wats funty!!!
ow dat wuz my eye u bastard if i couold see id hit u |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-29 04:16:00 | |
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| hatbois | |
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hat hat hat hat hat hat hat what u gonna do hat hat |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-29 02:15:00 | |
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| potato hax | |
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tater farmer tater farmer tater farmer 20000000000000000 and 1 for all your legumal agricultural needs goodbye moto hello A TSUNAMI WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THE ENTIRE STATE OF NEW MEXICO INCLUDING ALL COUNTIES EFFECTIVE UNTIL DER ANSPRUCH DES BAYERISCHEN STAATSMINISTERIUMS DER FINANZEN, MIT DER ÜBERTRAGUNG DES 1945 LIQUIDIERTEN FRANZ-EHER-VERLAGES ZUGLEICH AUCH ÜBER DIE URHEBERRECHTE AN MEIN KAMPF' ZU VERFÜGEN, IST RECHTLICH UMSTRITTEN, WAS AUSLÄNDISCHE VERLAGE, SO BEISPIELSWEISE AUCH DER RUSSISCHE VERLAG T-OKO', DER DAS BUCH 1992 - OHNE KÜRZUNGEN - PUBLIZIERTE, ZU IHREN GUNSTEN NUTZEN |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-29 01:13:00 | |
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| house of lewis fume face | |
| super ceephax crouton hardcore. eslastic bombastic chocolate fantastic. wah solo you see? happy hat tea. i think i'm down with the funk. how much u fuckinin 'drunk?? qqq | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-28 21:30:00 | |
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| I HAVE SEEN THE /DEV/NULL/ | |
| I TRAVELLED INTO THE /DEV/NULL/ AND RETUNRED. IT WASS A LONNG ADN ARDORS JOURNY FILLED WITH MANY UNTOLD SPELLING MESTEAKS. I CUOLD NOT BEAR TO SEE the ENDLESS NULL. IT WAS 2 PETABYTES IN DEPTH, I ONLY MADE IT THROUGH THE FIRST 3 GIGS. I BARELY MADE IT OUT ALIVE, AS I WAS FACEd WITH 5 TRIALS. THE FIRST TRIAL OF THE 7BIT PLAINTEXT CRYPTODRAGON. HE had 11 HEADS. I HAD to USE MY STATISTICAL FREQUENCY ANALYSIS (BUT FIRST I TRIED THE ROT13 AND XOR BUT it DIDN'T REALLY WORK) AND FINALLY JUST BRUTEFORCED THE MOTHAFUCKA. THE NEXT WAS the FACELESS DEPTHS of THE CAVES OF ENDLESSLY REPEATING NULL CHARACTERS. I JUST GOT LUCKY WITH THAT ONE I GUESS, BECAUSE AFTER ABOUT 17 YEARS I FOUND MY WAY OUT. I TRAVELED A SHORT TIME THROUGH THE PLAINS OF FORGOTTEN DATA, INVISIBLE PARIS HILTON PORN VIDS THAT you THOUGHT YOU DELETED, WHEN I FINALLY FOUND THE NEXT TRIAL: THE GHOST OF CHARLES BABBAGE, 19TH CENTURY COMPUTER SCIENTIST. MR. BABBAGE HAD A 23-BLADED DIFFERENCE ENGINE OF DEATH READY FOR ME. I HAD A 29-BLADED POCKET CALCULATOR OF MOBILE ANALYTICAL DEATH READY TO COUNTER THIS. HE DID NOT STAND A CHANCE VERSUS my SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY, HOWEVER HIS GREAT INTELLECT AND ETHEREAL FORM WOUNDED ME. I STILL HAVEN'T ENTIRELY RECOVERED MY LEAST SIGNIFICANT BITS, AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED. THE NEXT TRIAL WAS THE DIGITAL REPRESENTATION OF CTHULTHU. i JUST SNUCK PAST ME, HE'S REALLY OLD AND CAN'T HEAR TOO GOOD. I WENT TO THE next MAP. THE FINAL TRIAL WAS THE SHADOW VERSION OF MYSELF, LIKE FROM ZELDA31. YOU KNOW, SHADOW HYPERFUKBOT. I HAD TO use MY FLASHLIGHT AND THEN HE WAS PWNT. NOOB. I FINALLY FOUND THE TRUE SECRET, THE BEAUTIFUL SIGINT. I USED THE SIGINT TO FREE MYSELF AND REACH THE TRUE WORLD. I AM RETURNED. HELLOS. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-28 16:26:00 | |
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| L. Ron Hatface | |
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RLP2 chunk: ?? Logging in as anonymous ... Logged in! ==> SYST ... done. ==> PWD ... done. ==> TYPE I ... done. ==> CWD /pub/yugo ... done. ==> PASV ... done. ==> RETR YUGO_HAX_LOUNGE ... done. Length: 28,141,312,451,231,512,513,674,723,527,137,161,613,734 (Definitely authoritater^H^Hive) This yget interrupted by a message from our sponsors at FUX NEWS: eat fat snax and POST ON THE FORUMZ LOL |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-28 03:55:00 | |
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