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YOu have a dizk of HATz. dddddd d d d dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdf dfdf diesel faz HELMET /wave scepter toad |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-02-03 23:46:00 | |
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| an important tale with numerous everyday ramifications | |
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one time i went to the supermarket with 15 pesos to buy half a box of crackers but they said "we don't take pesos" so i returned to mexico in defeat remember: 1 peso = |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-02-03 21:54:00 | |
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| ozymandiaz in da hizzouse | |
| ok, so i wuz chillin' over at jesus's pad, at dis badass party. it wuz a crunk party. keanu reeves was there, da pope was gettin' jiggy wit it, oj simpson was settin shit on fire, and l. ron hubbard got naked with my man mc hammer. Me and da cool dj rtqp were sitting on his couch. g-sus, da head o' da house, was in the back room sexin' da hoes up, while we was watchin' the tube. Then this punk, ozymandiaz walks all up to me and rtqp all up in our faces like "WHAT BITCHES". he wuz messin' my fro and blockin' my crunk rays. rtqp was all like "hax!!". ozy-man was sayin' someshit about like "My name is da Ozymandias, crack dealer of crack dealers: Look on my crunk, ye wacky wack punks, and despair!". I was just all like "WHAT BITCH! YO CRUNK? YOU THINK YOU GOT CRUNK?! LOOK AT YO SHIT. YOU AINT GOT SHIT COMIN. YOU JUST AINT GOT SHIT COMIN. LOOK AT CHO HAIR BITCH. YOU SIMPLE ASS FUCKA NEED TO GET OUT O MY FACE BITCH. TAKE YO MOMMA CAR HOME. YOU GOT ALL DAT FAKE ASS BLING, DAT SHIT IS PLASTIC. BOUGHT IT AT WALMART. THATS RIGHT. I SAID IT. BITCH. WHAT DA FUCK YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT. WHAT. YOU GONNA TRY TO KICK MY ASS? MAN I GOT PNRFNE BACKIN' MY ASS UP. HE'S GONNA COME TO YO HOUSE AND FUCK YOU UP. AINT GONNA BE NOTHIN LEFT BUT SAND. NOTHIN. BITCH.". and now he aint got nothin left but sand, and some dumbass statue and fake bling. fake-ass mothafucka, fuck wit me i put a foot in yo ass. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-03 21:51:00 | |
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| renegades | |
| we're da renegades of funt, renegades of funt | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-03 21:16:00 | |
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| BIRD FLOW DETECTED | |
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GOT TO KEEP THE FLOW GOING GOT TO KEEP THE FLOW MOVING GOT TO KEEP THE FLOW FLOWING GO TO KEEP THE FLOW FUNKY THE SPICE MUST FLOW |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-03 19:01:00 | |
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| OH MY FUNKY! | |
OH MY DOG THATS THE FUNKY FISH |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-03 03:52:00 | |
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| \nle | |
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the alabama black snake must be served with wine and cheese throw down the filters and turn off the nonlinear elements. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-03 02:54:00 | |
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| sfdghb | |
| context-free grammar, with extra fiber for regularity! | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-02-03 02:53:00 | |
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| NEVER FORGET | |
| whoops too late | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-02-01 18:56:00 | |
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| Tanka | |
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The S bus arrives A behatted dude gets in There follows a clash Later outside Saint-Lazare There is talk of a button |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-01 00:42:00 | |
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| the terrible future | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-01 00:24:00 | |
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| hypergrue | |
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spork before! spork now! spork now! spork now! spork now! spork now! spork now! spork now! spork later!
which sections of this post are false? please answer in cursive. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-01 00:21:00 | |
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| quality access-- an educational-- if you've been injured in-- | |
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don't scroll down, just yet.
first, do the following: * pick a number: 1. 1 2. 2 3. 927 * pick a letter: A. A B. B C. Ø * pick an animal: I) Cow II) Schnauzer III) Axolotl * pick a sandwich: i) Ham & Cheese ii) BLT iii) You Jerk Im A Vegitarian!! Remember your choices. If you have the attention span of a hyperactive gnat, you should probably take this test over again and write the answers down as you go. normal people and gnormal gnats, continue on. and on. and onnn oh yea baby I hope you remember your answers. i know i don't. Fill in the 'essay' you have created: 1) Get quality Internet Access at the Lowest Prices. 2) An educational message for You and Your Family: 927) If you've been Injured in an Automobile Accident, You know you are entitled to what you deserve. that's why, at riced out yugo we do what it takes to A) provide a flawless connection to the upper-eschelons of the web that will leave your wallet whistling with joy. experience B) make sure you do not fall victim to nasal glaucoma. folks, there is no feeling worse than when you pull into the dentist, and she tells you there are Ø) antikvariske omfatter reformasjonen klamkelpner bygginger tradisjoner tradisjoner fra utstillinger viser folkekunst, folkedrakter, bomiljøer, samisk kultur og Norges første stortingssal. [subtitle: provide technicians fluent in rtqp's fake norwegian.] we even will let you know when there are mushrooms growing in your teeth. furthermore, there is a deluxe, cyber-enhanced, Cow) vintage e-machine Schnauzer) colo-rectal exploration system Axolotl) fully-loaded, top of the line, _,.-riced out-.,_ yugo available at your command, for instant analysis of Ham & Cheese) a vast sea of medical knowledge, games, and, well, I think you know what else... giving you BLT) roadside troubles, 24/7. expect You Jerk Im A Vegitarian!!) valuable fossils dating back to the late, late, really really late mesozoic but almost Cenozoic. utterly fascinating - a completely unparalleled, novel experience. friend, you cannot lose. certified by the alabama state bar. not the one with whisky, mind you. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-31 01:30:00 | |
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| standing near the smoking crater where your auto used to sit. | |
| o shit ruth, i didn't expect it to happen like that. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-30 19:44:00 | |
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| My organ's in your Wiki | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-30 15:28:00 | |
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| COSMONEWS UPDATE | |
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&&&&&&&&&&&& Scientists have isolated the amino acid L-Assinine, responsible for inter-synapse function during states of extreme mental funtitude. It's chemical composition has been analyzed and determined to contain 65 new elements arranged in random combinations. Computer models show that this new molecule could be utilized for data storage with capacities exceeding 1000 Smegabytes. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-30 02:03:00 | |
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| sudz, spudz, 'n dudz | |
| all my processors be atmel 8051's | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-30 00:57:00 | |
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| ask not for whom the funt tolls | |
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funt and ye shall recieve if ye no funt abandon all hope thou who funt here funtknown variables yea, i walk through the valley of the shadow of funt, i shall fear no plumbing inferno -- book of funts, 23 funting: the art of exploitation funt trek: voyager |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-29 22:11:00 | |
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| tuff thugz | |
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u tink smthns funty, bub?? abowt how i say 'funty'??? u tink dats funty?? ill show u wats funty!!!
ow dat wuz my eye u bastard if i couold see id hit u |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-29 04:16:00 | |
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| hatbois | |
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hat hat hat hat hat hat hat what u gonna do hat hat |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-29 02:15:00 | |
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