Riced Out Yugo
im a fig head
& u rnt.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-27 06:31:00
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Riced Out Yugo is a madhouse, Random House, and House of Leaves. This is in no way to be confused with any form of endorsement on a poe ts part, nor any mark of service. We are only asshats and always in a mood for some haberdashery!
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-26 22:20:00
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qqq wat
my yelling got me put out of the art store.
the voices in my head cussed at me.
i was yelling like a wild animal.
i felt like a jackass screaming at the top of my lungs.
screaming like a wild animal.
i freaked out a lot of customers.
i also said 'suck my dick' in front of a lot of people.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A TOYOTA?!
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-26 20:40:00
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SEND US SIDEWAYS INTERNET SMILEY FACES
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-26 07:14:00
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wat can fire hydrant vandalism do for you
the fire hydrant vandalism movement is gaining momentum rapidly thaqnks to the hawt internets bloggers.
"FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM IS WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED" - gagag johndad, new fuckwits, mj
"FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM HAS REVOLUTIONARIZED MY INTERNET BUSINESS. I'M READY FOR WEB3.0" - phah johnston, new funstick, nj
"I HAVE LOST 50 POUNDS IN 2 WEEKS THANKS TO FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN TOO" - fak johnsoon, new brunswicckk, nj
"I QUIT CRACK THANKS TO FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN TOO" - fap jones new bbbrrruuunswickc, mj
"I CURED MY CHRONIC MOLECULAR YEAST INFECTIONS WITH FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN TOO" - wat jeremy, new bruunsick, mj
"I BECAME AN INTERNATION IDMS SUPARSTAR THANKS TO FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN'T TOO BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE NEEDED TECHNICAL FOREKNOWLEDGE TO PUT A MICROPHONE INTO A BLENDER, AND YOU CAN TOO" - gak d. james, new tanks, cornwall
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-26 00:08:00
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ewe noogoughgut
clamp clamp clampe claemp klcamp qlamc plank soviet assplank soviet assplang clamp clammpe klimpe cklumph leerck nortZ!

&c. &c.

Sincerly,
The molecule in your lower left lung
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 23:25:00
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everyone take a calming breath
everyone take a calming breath.



now, everyone repeat after me:
tscherckz.
schzerckz.
tscherckz.
tzigurksh.

take another calming breath.



You may reread this post as many times as necessary.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 23:12:00
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soviet watter-nutter
zing zand zow. kerplug. mczouffle. zzeerk. soviet timber is a genuine product of russia. serving you since things mattered. this ad sponsored by progress.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 22:56:00
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~~qq
toggle my local echo,  oohh  mmuurrrr  ::33
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-25 21:55:00
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boogie down productions, they're down with us
Searchers hovering through the deserts. Spotlights emanating from a central set of turrets, like the eyes of a spider. Photons spreading through the dunes, glinting off of the reflectors left by ancients. Looking. Never finding. Always ready, for that which is forever away.
Who are the Searchers?
They are many. They are those from the outer worlds, come to seek freedom, glory, truth, or just a quick buck. Young and old, male and female, soldiers and seamstresses, physicists and priests. One thing holds them in common. One thing binds them together. They may never give up the search. In the search, all go blind. They see instead with the metal eyes of their infinite spider-ships.
Searching in the endless ring desert. Searching for the truth. Long ago, those that came before the last universal collapse created the cosmic Moebius Strip, unaffected by gravity or magnetism. A wasteland that extends millions of miles in all directions. Somewhere, they have hidden their secrets. An octodecillion yottabytes of many trillions of years of knowledge.
A grain of sand, slightly different from the others, holds the last universe. The particle is hollow, larger on the inside than the outside. Within it is the library. This is known. A single structure stands on the ring. A graphite cube, approximately 6.5012896705403891365758182663347 units in width and height.
GAGAGAGAGAGG FUCK GROVER CLEVELAND GAGAGAGAGAG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-25 21:37:00
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An even more common question in these parts
wat
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 09:02:00
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A common question in these parts
Is your wish to be covered in semen and/or have your entire body teabagged at once?
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-24 20:46:00
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i am a big teapot
i am a big teapot
tall and thin
here is my handle
here is where things go in
when i get all wound up
hear me shout
pass the j and chill me out
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-24 19:39:00
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hello
attention:
spudsoreilly.
tacosabotage.
fakes.
imitators.
wannabes.
go away.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO PRODUCE SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-24 19:23:00
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funt cake
my favorite type of cake is


the funt cake
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-24 13:27:00
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if there is a pie, i will see you there



Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-23 18:40:00
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throwing balls
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o <--- bryan's head
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-23 17:03:00
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statey2mp3

HELLO PADRE!

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-23 14:31:00
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RANGER TEIM '78!
Well I may never be or have a husband
I may never have or hold a child
and I will learn to lose everything
because I'm temporary arrangements
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-23 10:15:00
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musician *m_ptr = new musician[6]




Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-23 00:32:00
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