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tater farmer tater farmer tater farmer 20000000000000000 and 1 for all your legumal agricultural needs goodbye moto hello A TSUNAMI WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THE ENTIRE STATE OF NEW MEXICO INCLUDING ALL COUNTIES EFFECTIVE UNTIL DER ANSPRUCH DES BAYERISCHEN STAATSMINISTERIUMS DER FINANZEN, MIT DER ÜBERTRAGUNG DES 1945 LIQUIDIERTEN FRANZ-EHER-VERLAGES ZUGLEICH AUCH ÜBER DIE URHEBERRECHTE AN MEIN KAMPF' ZU VERFÜGEN, IST RECHTLICH UMSTRITTEN, WAS AUSLÄNDISCHE VERLAGE, SO BEISPIELSWEISE AUCH DER RUSSISCHE VERLAG T-OKO', DER DAS BUCH 1992 - OHNE KÜRZUNGEN - PUBLIZIERTE, ZU IHREN GUNSTEN NUTZEN |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-29 01:13:00 | |
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| house of lewis fume face | |
| super ceephax crouton hardcore. eslastic bombastic chocolate fantastic. wah solo you see? happy hat tea. i think i'm down with the funk. how much u fuckinin 'drunk?? qqq | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-28 21:30:00 | |
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| I HAVE SEEN THE /DEV/NULL/ | |
| I TRAVELLED INTO THE /DEV/NULL/ AND RETUNRED. IT WASS A LONNG ADN ARDORS JOURNY FILLED WITH MANY UNTOLD SPELLING MESTEAKS. I CUOLD NOT BEAR TO SEE the ENDLESS NULL. IT WAS 2 PETABYTES IN DEPTH, I ONLY MADE IT THROUGH THE FIRST 3 GIGS. I BARELY MADE IT OUT ALIVE, AS I WAS FACEd WITH 5 TRIALS. THE FIRST TRIAL OF THE 7BIT PLAINTEXT CRYPTODRAGON. HE had 11 HEADS. I HAD to USE MY STATISTICAL FREQUENCY ANALYSIS (BUT FIRST I TRIED THE ROT13 AND XOR BUT it DIDN'T REALLY WORK) AND FINALLY JUST BRUTEFORCED THE MOTHAFUCKA. THE NEXT WAS the FACELESS DEPTHS of THE CAVES OF ENDLESSLY REPEATING NULL CHARACTERS. I JUST GOT LUCKY WITH THAT ONE I GUESS, BECAUSE AFTER ABOUT 17 YEARS I FOUND MY WAY OUT. I TRAVELED A SHORT TIME THROUGH THE PLAINS OF FORGOTTEN DATA, INVISIBLE PARIS HILTON PORN VIDS THAT you THOUGHT YOU DELETED, WHEN I FINALLY FOUND THE NEXT TRIAL: THE GHOST OF CHARLES BABBAGE, 19TH CENTURY COMPUTER SCIENTIST. MR. BABBAGE HAD A 23-BLADED DIFFERENCE ENGINE OF DEATH READY FOR ME. I HAD A 29-BLADED POCKET CALCULATOR OF MOBILE ANALYTICAL DEATH READY TO COUNTER THIS. HE DID NOT STAND A CHANCE VERSUS my SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY, HOWEVER HIS GREAT INTELLECT AND ETHEREAL FORM WOUNDED ME. I STILL HAVEN'T ENTIRELY RECOVERED MY LEAST SIGNIFICANT BITS, AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED. THE NEXT TRIAL WAS THE DIGITAL REPRESENTATION OF CTHULTHU. i JUST SNUCK PAST ME, HE'S REALLY OLD AND CAN'T HEAR TOO GOOD. I WENT TO THE next MAP. THE FINAL TRIAL WAS THE SHADOW VERSION OF MYSELF, LIKE FROM ZELDA31. YOU KNOW, SHADOW HYPERFUKBOT. I HAD TO use MY FLASHLIGHT AND THEN HE WAS PWNT. NOOB. I FINALLY FOUND THE TRUE SECRET, THE BEAUTIFUL SIGINT. I USED THE SIGINT TO FREE MYSELF AND REACH THE TRUE WORLD. I AM RETURNED. HELLOS. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-28 16:26:00 | |
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| L. Ron Hatface | |
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RLP2 chunk: ?? Logging in as anonymous ... Logged in! ==> SYST ... done. ==> PWD ... done. ==> TYPE I ... done. ==> CWD /pub/yugo ... done. ==> PASV ... done. ==> RETR YUGO_HAX_LOUNGE ... done. Length: 28,141,312,451,231,512,513,674,723,527,137,161,613,734 (Definitely authoritater^H^Hive) This yget interrupted by a message from our sponsors at FUX NEWS: eat fat snax and POST ON THE FORUMZ LOL |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-28 03:55:00 | |
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| im a fig head | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-27 06:31:00 | |
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: determine whether symbolic links are supported No symbolic links, so not testing for their testing... blurfldyick grimble Riced Out Yugo is a madhouse, Random House, and House of Leaves. This is in no way to be confused with any form of endorsement on a poe ts part, nor any mark of service. We are only asshats and always in a mood for some haberdashery! |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-26 22:20:00 | |
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| qqq wat | |
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my yelling got me put out of the art store. the voices in my head cussed at me. i was yelling like a wild animal. i felt like a jackass screaming at the top of my lungs. screaming like a wild animal. i freaked out a lot of customers. i also said 'suck my dick' in front of a lot of people. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A TOYOTA?! |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-26 20:40:00 | |
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| SEND US SIDEWAYS INTERNET SMILEY FACES | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-26 07:14:00 | |
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| wat can fire hydrant vandalism do for you | |
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the fire hydrant vandalism movement is gaining momentum rapidly thaqnks to the hawt internets bloggers. "FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM IS WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED" - gagag johndad, new fuckwits, mj "FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM HAS REVOLUTIONARIZED MY INTERNET BUSINESS. I'M READY FOR WEB3.0" - phah johnston, new funstick, nj "I HAVE LOST 50 POUNDS IN 2 WEEKS THANKS TO FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN TOO" - fak johnsoon, new brunswicckk, nj "I QUIT CRACK THANKS TO FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN TOO" - fap jones new bbbrrruuunswickc, mj "I CURED MY CHRONIC MOLECULAR YEAST INFECTIONS WITH FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN TOO" - wat jeremy, new bruunsick, mj "I BECAME AN INTERNATION IDMS SUPARSTAR THANKS TO FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN'T TOO BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE NEEDED TECHNICAL FOREKNOWLEDGE TO PUT A MICROPHONE INTO A BLENDER, AND YOU CAN TOO" - gak d. james, new tanks, cornwall |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-26 00:08:00 | |
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| ewe noogoughgut | |
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clamp clamp clampe claemp klcamp qlamc plank soviet assplank soviet assplang clamp clammpe klimpe cklumph leerck nortZ!
&c. &c. Sincerly, The molecule in your lower left lung |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 23:25:00 | |
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| everyone take a calming breath | |
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everyone take a calming breath.
now, everyone repeat after me: tscherckz. schzerckz. tscherckz. tzigurksh. take another calming breath. You may reread this post as many times as necessary. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 23:12:00 | |
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| soviet watter-nutter | |
| zing zand zow. kerplug. mczouffle. zzeerk. soviet timber is a genuine product of russia. serving you since things mattered. this ad sponsored by progress. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 22:56:00 | |
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| toggle my local echo, oohh mmuurrrr ::33 | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-25 21:55:00 | |
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| boogie down productions, they're down with us | |
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Searchers hovering through the deserts. Spotlights emanating from a central set of turrets, like the eyes of a spider. Photons spreading through the dunes, glinting off of the reflectors left by ancients. Looking. Never finding. Always ready, for that which is forever away. Who are the Searchers? They are many. They are those from the outer worlds, come to seek freedom, glory, truth, or just a quick buck. Young and old, male and female, soldiers and seamstresses, physicists and priests. One thing holds them in common. One thing binds them together. They may never give up the search. In the search, all go blind. They see instead with the metal eyes of their infinite spider-ships. Searching in the endless ring desert. Searching for the truth. Long ago, those that came before the last universal collapse created the cosmic Moebius Strip, unaffected by gravity or magnetism. A wasteland that extends millions of miles in all directions. Somewhere, they have hidden their secrets. An octodecillion yottabytes of many trillions of years of knowledge. A grain of sand, slightly different from the others, holds the last universe. The particle is hollow, larger on the inside than the outside. Within it is the library. This is known. A single structure stands on the ring. A graphite cube, approximately 6.5012896705403891365758182663347 units in width and height. GAGAGAGAGAGG FUCK GROVER CLEVELAND GAGAGAGAGAG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-25 21:37:00 | |
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| An even more common question in these parts | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 09:02:00 | |
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| A common question in these parts | |
| Is your wish to be covered in semen and/or have your entire body teabagged at once? | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-24 20:46:00 | |
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| i am a big teapot | |
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i am a big teapot tall and thin here is my handle here is where things go in when i get all wound up hear me shout pass the j and chill me out |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-24 19:39:00 | |
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| hello | |
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attention: spudsoreilly. tacosabotage. fakes. imitators. wannabes. go away. I CHALLENGE YOU TO PRODUCE SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-24 19:23:00 | |
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| funt cake | |
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my favorite type of cake is the funt cake |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-24 13:27:00 | |
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| if there is a pie, i will see you there | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-23 18:40:00 | |
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