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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-22 23:55:00 | |
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| An interview with Aaron Funk, aka VENETIAN SNARES | |
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The Riced Out Yugo staff sent a list of INTERVIEW QUESTIONS to VENETIAN SNARES via MYSPACE. He elected to not respond to any of the questions we sent, but rather only to questions we did not send. The Riced Out Yugo staff is completely unsurprised by these results. Here, in its entirety, is a revolutionary Aaron Funk interview, with all the questions he did not answer.
1. please describe your hair policy. 2. is it possible for god to stop danny elfman? 3. please tell us exactly which samples you use, in one sentence or less. 4. if you could go anywhere in time, where would you go? 5. if you could cook anything with thyme, what would you cook? 6. if you could connect to any tymnet node, to which would you connect? 7. why does greg hate car culture? 8. for the ladies out there, is greg currently single? if not, perhaps he is quadruple? 9. what overquoted line from fight club defines you as a person? 10. would you say your music makes operating any automobile difficult? 11. which brand of ghettoblaster did you find to be the most resilient agaist the harsh realities of winnipeg? 12. what did your cats do today? 13. are you superstitious? 14. what should question sixteen be? 15. a socialite friend of yours invites you to the winnipeg country club. you are so overwhelmed and honered, you forget you hate winnipeg and accept. how do you resolve this social quandry? 16. when can we expect your record "gabber blow job" to be released? 17. how do you generally prefer to add numbers? 18. breast cancer in the united states continues to be a serious public health problem that affects individuals, families, and society. the simultaneous rapid progress in mapping the human genome, the advances in technology, and the subsequent commercialization of genetic testing have made it possible for women to seek breast and ovarian cancer susceptibility testing before comparable social and psychological supports are put in place. as health care places more emphasis on illness prevention and simultaneously commits less economic support for health care, genetic testing presents social and ethical challenges as well as dilemmas. as a leading breakcore researcher, what is your opinion on breasts? 19. have you constructed an aural representation of "the shocker"? is it released? 20. do you play golf? 21. you're stuck in a thought loop and a particular image of billy corgan keeps returning. how do you dance your way out of this one? 22. have you recieved any rude, late-night prank calls from monty hall, your mom, or other disgruntled citizens of winnipeg seeking revenge? 23. what sort of muffin are you? 24. finish this sentence: never load a piano onto a buick because... 25. any parting words of wisdom? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-22 23:06:00 | |
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| why not try a holiday in comic sans ms? | |
| the fonts responsible for hyperfukbot's posts have been sacked. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-22 21:48:00 | |
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| keep out of the reach of children under 7 (message III (lol)) | |
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How I keep from LOLin under Its like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder How I keep from LOLin under My brothers LOLin fast on my mothers t.v. Says she watches too much, is just not healthy All my children in the LOLtime, dallas at night Cant even see the game or the sugar LOL fight Bill collectors they ring my phone And LOL my wife when I'm not home Got a LOL education, double-digit inflation Can't take the train to the ROFL, Theres a strike at the station Me on king kong LOLin on my back Cant stop to turn around, broke my ROFL Midrange, migraine, cancered membrane Sometimes I think Im going insane, I swear I might hijack a ROFLCOPTER! Because I'm close to the LOL I'm tryin not to lose my head Don't push me, Because I'm close to the LOL I'm tryin not to lose my head A child is born, with no state of mind Blind to the ways of LOLkind RTQP is smiling on you but hes frowning too Cause only RTQP knows what you go through You grow in the ghetto, LOLin second rate And your eyes will song a song of deep ROFL The places you play and where you stay Looks like one great big alley way You'll admire all the number book takers Thugs, pimps, pushers and the big money makers Driving big cars, spending LOLies and tens And you wanna LOL up to be just like them Smugglers, scrambles, burglars, gamblers Pickpockets, peddlers and even pan-handlers You say I'm cool, I'm no LOL But then you wind up dropping out of high school Now you're unemployed, all LOL void Walking around like you're pretty boy floyd Turned stickup kid, look what you done LOL Got send up for a 5749 year bid Now your man is took and you're a LOL tag Spend the next two years as an undercover fag Being used and abused, and served like LOL Till one day you was find hung dead in a LOL It was plain to see that your ROFL was lost You was cold and your body swung back and forth But now your eyes sing the sad LOL song Of how you LOLed so fast and died so young LMAO :( :( :( :( ps. lol the police seriously this is some shit that needs to be fixed good job with secret messages, PNRFNE13 is proud. (nsfw) speaking of which: one bar. she be fur. gnpbfnobgntr |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-22 16:50:00 | |
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| <|233|o'/ |=1|\|93|2z | |
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don't let it get to you |
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| Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2007-01-21 23:35:00 | |
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| hurry up, we have to catch this groove on the next cycle | |
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charles was naturally a laggard. my on stumbling block, a natural impatience, was not giving me an easy time that evening.
"Fie, Charles!! Das Funk in Five!!" I cried, not bothering to stop my exasperation from leaking out into my near-bellowed funk notification. "Go fie yourself!" Charles replied, and returned to clipping his toenails. I was not amused. "If you were a real man, Charles, you'd just rip them out. That's what I do." |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-21 21:42:00 | |
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| micromotor inforotor | |
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DATA, INFORMATION!! spin spin spin KNOWLEDGE, SCIENCE!! whirl whirl whirl INNOVATION, SUPERIOR LAUNDRY DETERGENT!! spin spin spin BUTTER, NUTRITION!! churn churn churn DATUM, INFORMAT!! wat wat wat HATS, COMMUNITY!! post post post |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-21 21:14:00 | |
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| FERGIE IS A DRIED UP METHAMPHETAMINE ADDICT WHOREMONGER! | |
HAIL QUEEN LEZZA, YOU FUCKING PIGS!
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-21 12:18:00 | |
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| immature poop joke | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-21 10:42:00 | |
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| strictly wat | |
| drive your ride one-handed. write your wat with only your right brain. get funky without james brown. D.A.R.E. to smoke a shitload. refuse to be satisfied with the six-pack, demand a 12-rack. do not stop with ham, make your sandwich with four different cold-cuts. read riced out yugo in your underwear. read riced out yugo while upside-down. read riced our yugo while not reading riced out yugo. and finally, rub your tummy while scratching your head. this is the path to enlightenment. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-20 21:14:00 | |
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| pl muthafucka | |
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#!/usr/bin/perl -w #mayhem.pl use Acme::ButFirst; use Chaos; # THE CREW use Insurrection; use warnings; # :( # i didn't use strict, suckas $relax = Chaos->new("gasdfsa"); $relax->FUCKFUCKFUCK(); $gmaafmsdlzx = Insurrection->maggots($relax) or die "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE: $!"; $gmaafmsdlzx->aoigjafasfjasdfaksdfasdfaxxz(1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,"CARRRY THE ONE"); print "shiver in eternal darkness \n"; # hey guys we know how to use \n; # COMMENTS $relax->fasdf("/dev/null/"); $gmaafmsdlzx->remix("this\n"); # we're not using this anymore. #use Acme::Brainfuck qw/verbose/; print "gagagaga\n\b" x 10000; $i=>STDIN<; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; use Acme::emcA; while(1) { ;;print "GADFSAFSD"; } butfirst { ;;exit unless die; } |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-20 19:07:00 | |
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| previously on riced out yugo | |
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THE HATSBYS WERE CREATED BY MAN THEY EVOLVED THEY REBELLED THERE ARE MANY COPIES AND THEY HAVE A PLAN |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-20 13:56:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-19 22:30:00 | |
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| CLOWDONIT | |
It was RupertIn the Red RoomWith the RASTAFARIAN |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-19 21:33:00 | |
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It was LEWISIn the LIBRARYWith the LOBBYIST |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-19 21:28:00 | |
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| fugimax | |
| collateral funtry often extends beyond preliminary measures. specifications provide a general outline for this specific case, but the final decision is up to the judgement of the operator. for this reason, operators are provided with four (4) joints, two (2) large magic mushrooms, one (1) hat, and zero (0) chances to escape their destiny. add salt to taste. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-19 19:33:00 | |
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| anusoidal hash function | |
| f(wat(x))=(2Walmart/FCC)+tan(1/FOXNews)%anus | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-18 18:58:00 | |
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| I would like to be able to prove that my room has a floor via some method other than induction -- I can stand therefore there must be a floor. This would require me to clean my living area, however, and that would in turn require much more effort than I am willing to expend. I received no payment of any kind for Product Placement in this story. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-18 18:03:00 | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-18 07:14:00 | |
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| i am eager to force my hatred on society. | |
Minimalism:  A nonrepresentational style of sculpture and painting, usually severely restricted in the use of visual elements and often consisting of simple geometric shapes or masses. The style came to prominence in the late 1960s.
That definition isn't quite minimalist. Neither is this post. Heavy soled boots and shoes marched in a tight circle. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-17 20:07:00 | |
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