Riced Out Yugo
I HAVE SEEN THE HATSBY
I've been ambushed.
WAT intoxication (also known as hyperyugoation or WAT poisoning) is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain function that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside of safe limits by a very rapid intake of WAT.
Symptoms include:
Aboulia, Absence seizure, Air hunger, Amaurosis fugax, Amenorrhoea, Anhedonia, Anorexia, Anosognosia, Anxiety, Apyrexy, Ascites, Asthenia, Ataxia, Athymhormia, Atonic seizure, Aura, Automatic behavior, Avolition, Azotemia, Baby acne, Black Pox, Bloating, Bradycardia, Brain shiver, Bubo, Burping, Butterflies in the stomach, Cachexia, Canga's bead symptom, Cataplexy, Chancre, Closed-eye hallucination, Coffee ground vomiting, Collapse, Complex partial seizure, Compulsive hoarding, Coprolalia, Cough, Delusion, Delusional parasitosis, Depression, Diarrhea, Diplopia, Directed attention fatigue, Discordia, Disordered eating, Dizziness, Drooling, Drop attack, Dysdiadochokinesia, Exercise intolerance, Eye circles, Fainting, Fasciculation, Fatigue, Fever, Focal seizures, Form constant, Galactorrhea, Gelastic seizure, Globus pharyngis, Glossodynia, Haemolacria, Hallucination, Headache, Hedonism, Hematemesis, Hiccup, Hyperventilation, Hypotonia, Ideas of reference, Immaculate conception, Inflammation, Intermittent claudication, Intrusive thoughts, Itch, Jacksonian seizure, Lightheadedness, Low back pain, Macrocytosis, Mass effect, Melena, Milia, Monoarthritis, Mucositis, Muscle weakness, Myalgia, Myerson's sign, Myxedematous psychosis, Nasal congestion, Nausea, Nocturia, Nosebleed, Obdormition, Oscillopsia, Overeating, Palpitation, Parageusia, Paralysis, Phantom limb, Polydipsia, Pseudodiarrhea, Rash, Renal colic, Rhinorrhea, Rigor, Saturday night palsy, Seizure, Self-hatred, Stomatitis, Stupor, Tardive dyskinesia, Tetanic contraction, Tic, Tourettism, Traveler's diarrhea, Tremor, Twitching, Ulcer, Urinary retention, Vaginal bleeding, Vertigo, Vomiting, Weight loss, Xerostomia.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-17 19:12:00
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jesus christ killed and enslaved black jews
and riced out yugo is totally opposed to the opposition's opposition.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-17 12:49:00
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o?

KELIS KNEW...

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-16 07:56:00
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history teacher
Comparing Public and Private Ownership. Morrison argued quid pro quo ad hominem deus ex machina that public ownership of the railroad according to article 52 of the Shadow Proclamation was appropriate. What reasons did he not give? Do you agree with his analysis? Which of the following, currently operated primarily by the government fit Morrison's criteria for public pwnership notwithstanding any relationship with private businesses, real or imagined, per se:
    YUGO HAX LOUNGE
    ID SOFTWARE
    THE RAMEN BREAK
    GRANDMASTA FLASH AND THE FURIOUS FIVE
Today, taxpayers are revolting at the high "costs" of "running" many government "businesses." They "claim" that these "services" could be provided more efficiently by "private" companies. For which of the "items" listed above do you think this argument might hold true? Where were you on the night of January 15th, 1983? You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you at government expense. Explain your reasoning.
uggc://jjj.nhoheafpubbyf.bet/nuf/pjpnyynuna/HF_Uvfgbel/envyebnqf009.cqs
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-15 20:54:00
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Annals of TV Guide, Part II.378
The Electric Horseman *** (1979) A newswoman and a rodeo star flee to Utah with a $12 million horse freed from a Las Vegas promotion. PG Stereo

E-Vets: Things Pets Swallow Vets help animals who've swallowed all sorts of inanimate objects.

All of Us The Courtship of Robert's Father Robert and his sister (Tisha Campbell-Martin) prepare for their father's 60th birthday celebration; Neesee helps Courtney prepare for the school dance. CC Repeat Stereo

Unwrapped Street Snacks Street vendors sell food.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-15 19:54:00
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over muffin
over muffin.
under budget.
within texas.
beyond petrolium.
off fishin'.
on time.
peacocks unleashed.
peacocks leashed.
unrepairable ford.
renewable energy.
delicious potato chips.
fat-free potato chips.
yes-man.
boss.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-15 01:00:00
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WE'RE STILL ALIVE, WHY NOBODY ELSE
all of us this
has happened before,
all of this will
happen again
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-14 19:39:00
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listen.
Yo T, you ain't got no digital beatbox palais for me.
Break it down on the ambient tip, son. You gotta keep tha steez on 'doze beats, ya hurd. And whats with that tambourine shit? You can't do nothing new, you gotta stick with what werks, ya herd?
Be like Aphex or the Orb, can't do nothing new. You gotta know what works. I've had enough of this bullhonkery.
Now lets get down to it.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-14 16:12:00
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let the hairline get ya
clambourines marginal. insane margarita bass funk. super dynamic inter trunk. phones off the hook, ebay auction l@@k!!. my hams aren't yams, but my yams are potentially hams. the dog likes banana bread, and her name is distinctly not fred. turkey turkey turkey, i don't got no turkey.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-14 16:09:00
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ravi shankar and the rabid dentists
YOU DON'T KNOW LOVE LIKE I DO
YOU DON'T KNOW GLOVES LIKE I DO
YOU DON'T PRAY LIKE MY GURU
OH SHIT MY RENT'S DUE

*sitar solo*

YOU DON'T KNOW SOAP LIKE THE POPE
YOU DON'T KNOW ROPE LIKE THE POPE
YOU DON'T KNOW DOPE LIKE THE POPE
AND YOU DON'T GROPE LIKE THE POPE

*intense sitar solo* *sitar solo scrunchy face*
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-14 15:35:00
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greetings to all yugo enthusiasts
hit me with the watcraft
hit me with the watcraft
hit me with the watcraft
hit me with the watcraft


Don't hat it, time to wat it
Just get dressed up
Throw ya lunch up
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-14 15:24:00
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the superace doorknob collective
i was in the funkatorium, passing some funk, when elton john KO'd richard simmons in celebrity boxing. damn, i hadn't seen that one coming. one would expect a fitness "expert" to be able to take a tubby, aging musician, but apparently not. more sadly, i had $20 riding on mr. simmons.

i called my broker, arranged payment, and cancelled the money i had on lance bass.

you may call me biased - but i'm starting to lose faith in these homosexual types. no boxing skills at all.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-14 15:16:00
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yugo wät fømme oppe





Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-14 00:19:00
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omg hax 31337 i will h@x u




Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-13 21:39:00
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THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYYYS WANTED
it arrived in the mail this afternoon. a cardboard box the smiling UPS/Fedex/gallifreyen man gave. I signed the paper on the clipboard using the blood of the innocent and closed the door. I opened it up, expecting my prize. To my surprise, it did not contain the pizza I ordered. In fact, the box contained nothing at all. This was horrible. Because when I say nothing, I mean nothing. Not even air. Not a single atom, not a single proton, not a single quark. It was larger on the inside. By larger, I mean the volume of several billion suns. This wasn't fun, considering the pressure difference. I'm not sure how the cardboard held up through the transportation, or how that it was sealed perfectly tight, but when I poked that hole with the box cutters, there was a bit of a SHWOOMP and then everything went black. I was spaghettified through that cardboard hole and the rest of the world followed.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-13 19:04:00
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first contact
spacecraft detected.

who are you? where do you come from?

INTRUDER.

i repeat, who are you?

I.

message from the alien craft coming through now, sir.

I.
I AM THE RED WORM.
I CALL YOU TO SURRENDER YOUR PLANET.


ttthhhiiisss is the captain speaking.
we are being invaded by a being of pure sound.
what's the meaning of this‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽
that's what i'm trying to find out

I AM THE RED WORM.

pure sound... i think you're right

A CHALLENGE‽‽
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-13 18:20:00
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Only $10 (CAD) plus S&H, VAT, GST.
I was in the kitchen
The year was like a fog
bitten by my toenail, there was no point at all
the huge fire stoked in the hall.


I scored no points at all
I can't walk so I guess I'll just stay indoors.
You got connects for me with the mob?
Drink coughsyrup? Mexican biker.

You wanna be big in Europe, you gotta take the kids and shake 'em.
Nevermind the beats, put more foam on the fire
You'll never get anywhere staring at my brother's wife.

My sister said to jog in the rain.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-13 13:25:00
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i got that funky swing
i got that funky swing in my titanium underbody. somehow i am unable to go over the bar, the angry man dispensing drinks will not let me. gravity is not helping.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-13 11:13:00
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I wonder what it means...?!
Filedorm free image and video host
Posted by stabl_dözr the wildly self-intersecting @ 2007-01-13 10:00:00
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you were drunk, I don't believe you
supplies:

tonic water

cocktail glass

chanwear t shirt
laptop



Can't stop here, this is cat country
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-12 19:33:00
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