Riced Out Yugo
INSTALL UKRANIAN SPELL CHECK Y/N?
my wife and sushi chefs are doing it out back. Gina, I think the car is registered under her name. declaration of signal: 827Ghz/100,000W/720x3,844z7, 2y0 IDENT ID: 82770172701700001747298770000 Message of the day: Represent on the acid museum diaries. login: rdjames password: Welcome Richard, you have new mail. Perhaps a snare rush would be particular? exit.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-27 13:18:00
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INSTALL UKRANIAN SPELL CHECK Y/N?
my wife and sushi chefs are doing it out back. Gina, I think the car is registered under her name. declaration of signal: 827Ghz/100,000W/720x3,844z7, 2y0 IDENT ID: 82770172701700001747298770000 Message of the day: Represent on the acid museum diaries. login: rdjames password: Welcome Richard, you have new mail. Perhaps a snare rush would be particular? exit.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-27 13:17:00
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The passing of an era
YOU DON'T KNOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO!
YOU DON'T GROW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO!
YOU DON'T PLOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO!
YOU DON'T FLOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO!
YOU DON'T SHOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO!
YOU DON'T CHOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO!
YOU DON'T SNOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO!
YOU DON'T KNOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO!

IN THE DIGITAL AGE!
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-12-26 02:22:00
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NEWS
MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10
MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10
MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10
MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10
MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10
MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10
MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-25 22:58:00
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James Brown RIP

DONNO BODY UNH

:(
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-25 21:54:00
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what the fuck is kwanzza?
EVERYONEKNOWSTHEHOLEPUNKSCENEHOLEPUNKSCENE
iamalreadydead
imalreadydead
alreadydead
alreadydead
GET UP AND BURN A COURTNEY LOVE INTO YOUR HEAD!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-25 08:02:00
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merry vsnares day
here is a vsnares block.

W I N N I P E G
G I N N I P E W
G E N N I P W G
W G P N I N E G
G G P N I N E W
I N I P W E G G
W I N N I P I G
W I N N I P E G

for extra fun, load this into your copy of octamed or renoise.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-25 02:14:00
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lrg 'n' n-crg
i c u. u c mi. bt du u c frly? i p frly.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-23 07:56:00
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wat of the century
this just in from google news

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-22 04:44:00
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rtqp got it all wrong
ENGAGEMAKE IT SOYUGO FACTOR 8, MISTER POWELL
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-12-21 01:07:00
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the media in a nutshell
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-20 23:31:00
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K-Fed doesn't do Disco
R'leyh crests the scalding surface

Where K-FED lies, dead but Dreaming

His soul drawn off into the swirling maw that is Cthulhu

Bent Twisted and Snapped

into the most terrifying and unreal dimensions of Cthulhu's nightmare

Shattered self smashes together by pure raw evil will

And is re-formed

INTO K-FED
WHO WILL NOW DO DISCO

Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-12-20 23:10:00
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DR. HAT'S MARIGOLD FACTORY KICKS IT FUNKY-FRESH

Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory is pleased to announce the release of their latest butt-kickin', soul-wrenchin' jam!

K-Fed Doesn't Do Disco

Visit the Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory official web site here:

http://www.drhatsmarigoldfactory.com/

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-20 19:54:00
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drip drip drip drip drip drip drip?
Yes.
clop clop clop clop clop clop clop?
Yes.
valve valve valve valve valve valve?
Open.
horse horse horse horse horse horse?
Go.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-12-20 01:51:00
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zzounds kernapple
my elevation was 37 hectares when the rugs began to take hold. apples were in season; mangos not so much. it is times like these, when one must ask oneself: why i am i asking myself questions? don't i have anything better to do?

the answer: not really, and thank the gods for that.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-19 20:06:00
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a survey for you, the consumer
Here is a survey for you, the consumer.

1. What will be the Betamax of the Internet age?

[ ] BLU-RAY (TM) (R) (C) ($)
[ ] HD-DVD (R) (TM) (C) ($$)
[ ] I no longer purchase movies.

2. Are you likely to purchase a Sony (tm) (r) (c) ($$$) Playstation 3 (tm) (r) (c) within the next 6 months?

[ ] YES
[ ] NO
[ ] LOL THE PS3 IS HUGE EXPENSIVE

3. Your church is opening its doors to homosexuals. You:

[ ] SPEAK OUT
[ ] REACH OUT
[ ] COME OUT

4. Who put the Bomp in the Bomp-shebomp?

[ ] YOU
[ ] JESUS
[ ] RICHARD SIMMONS

5. Do you believe that Richard D. James actually owns a submarine?

[ ] YES
[ ] NO
[ ] Well... It's more believable than fox news.

6. If made available for purchase in real life, would you buy the "Tool Time" game featured as designed by Al on the show "Home Improvement"?

[ ] YES
[ ] NO
[ ] hey where's all the trademark symbols 'n' shit

7. Are you aware that competitors of Riced Out Yugo, LTD are filthy, filthy asshats?

[ ] YES
[ ] YES
[ ] What competitors?


Thank-you very much for completing our survey.
Please mail it to us at:

Riced Out Yugo, LTD
attn: francine bogwart
That Place Where I Put That Thing That Time,
20th St.
NY, NY 10009
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-19 01:09:00
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OI CLAMBAKE
TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
*twist*
TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET
TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET
TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET
TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET
*prod*
BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP
BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP
BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP
BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP
*adjust*
YELP YELP YELP YELP
YELP YELP YELP YELP
YELP YELP YELP YELP
YELP YELP YELP YELP

yes, ma'am, your poodle really is very sick. i recommend we remove its voicebox.
Posted by Richard D. James @ 2006-12-18 21:43:00
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Helpful charts from the internet


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-17 14:24:00
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i left my heart in the van allen radiation belt
it sputtered. it chuttered. and it whirred. most importantly, it stirred. w3rd.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-17 13:25:00
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riced out yugo is not dada
...and there ain't shit dada can do about it either.

riced out yugo is anti-dada.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-17 03:12:00
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