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I set root's owner name to winker Trellis-coded asshat |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-12-16 00:28:00 | |
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| i think i'm bristol sized | |
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TRIP HOP whirr whirr whirr TRIP HOP wachita wachita wachita TRIP HOP veelyshoe veelyshoe veelyshoe |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-14 21:43:00 | |
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| DOTT MUM | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-14 07:27:00 | |
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| STROKESTROKESTROKEHALP | |
CUZ NOBUDY <3'S ME ITS TRUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE.
Jury Duty
Son-in-Law
Jury Duty
Jury Duty
Jury Duty
Encino Man
Bio-Dome
Bio-Dome
Bio-Dome
Son-in-Law
In The Army Now
Bio-Dome
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-14 07:03:00 | |
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| THIS POTATO CHIP MEANS THE WORLD TO ME | |
| CRUNCH CRUCNH CURUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNMC CHRUCM CRRRRUCH chomp chomp CHRRRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNNNNCH CRUNCH sip sip a nice merlot CRUUNCH CRUNNNCH CRYUnch~ | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-14 06:43:00 | |
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| lvl up | |
| the potato deflates. you get 3621 XP, a +2 legendary terrarium, and a lukewarm burrito. it hums with power. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-14 06:33:00 | |
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| qqq muthafucka | |
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SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT PROUD:
QQQ MUTHAFUCKA!!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-14 06:25:00 | |
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| implantable rutabaga | |
| It was a tuesday midnight, and the turnips were rather orange that night. We were wandering around Ahern, and the pyramid in front of me spoke: "the troops are fucking shitheads." Surprised, I touched it and felt the flow of data transfer. Accepting, I now knew the location of my missing hat. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-12-09 13:39:00 | |
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| yugo stockz | |
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what do elderly ladies speak of over their pie and mash? perhaps come to viddy? my stairs are creaky and in dire need of an increased infrastructure budget.
try this at home: light your hair on fire. but only briefly. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-08 17:43:00 | |
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| 110% yugoe | |
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what do elderly ladies speak of over their pie and mash? perhaps come to viddy? my stairs are creaky and in dire need of an increased infrastructure budget.
try this at home: light your hair on fire. but only briefly. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-08 17:37:00 | |
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| Aqua Teen Yugo Force, epsode I | |
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It started during a moment that seemed innocent enough. I was in the basement of Zed's Records, leafing through the
bargain 12" section, in an attempt to locate some down-home tuba-funk. I did not get the chance to finish my task,
however.
I was about three-quarters of the way through the batch, when a loud noise shattered my caffeine-driven focus. No, wait, that wasn't loud, it was REALLY fucking loud. The sound actually came from upstairs, I soon realized, and I rushed up to see what was a-shakin'. Just as I turned the corner at the top of the stairs, I heard a thundering voice: "MUAHhhahahaaaaAACK *coughcough* MEOW!! muahaha.." It was none other than my old associate, kitty. However, he did not look to be here for friendly, record-browsing purposes. No, one does not crash through the brick wall of a used record store in a 15-foot tall robotized combat suit in order to find great deals on old Phish records. kitty was here for a different reason. Our separation had not been amicable. I had wanted to set the goldfish free, but kitty would not hear of it, and instead brutally murdered every one of the poor little creatures (and made them into sandwiches). We had not spoken since. "Stop, dastard!!" I proclaimed, whipping out my heavily modified Pez dispenser. ":o :o" kitty proclaimed. "purrr, porktanker, my old associate!! do not interfere with my plans!!" And with that, he activated the suit's jetpack, taking off through the roof. I fired an entire clip of Pez after him, but it was of no use. He had slipped through my fingers. I then turned my attention to the surrounding area, eager to suss out what he had come here for. I didn't have to search long, as ol' Zed ran up to me in tears. "Reverend, reverend!" he sobbed. "He stole it!! The first Aqua record ever pressed!" So that was it. kitty had been after a valuable piece of Aqua memorabilia. "Don't worry," I assured Zed, patting him gently on the shoulder. "We'll get it back. I know where he lives." TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE II |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-06 15:13:00 | |
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| niced out yugo for those dvorak typo moments | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-12-04 01:16:00 | |
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| blah blah blah blah | |
| blah blah blah blah. blahhh, blah, blahblah. blah. blah! blahblabla. blaaaaaaah! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-03 02:19:00 | |
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| i like harry, he's the most obnoxious yeller | |
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fuckle sez: u asshol!!#! fuckle sez: u asshol!!#! fuckle sez: u asshol!!#! fuckle sez: u asshol!!#! fuckle sez: CAPITAL!!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-29 22:09:00 | |
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| use max power | |
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yeah yeah there's a lot of wind on this course unh unh unh hiiYA for-or-or-or |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-29 22:02:00 | |
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| maintainable haddock | |
| The filling in my oreos was developing a pronounced red tint, and the cookies started getting kinda pointy. I called my personal exorcist, a totally insane man by the name of Derrick LeSalle, but he knows what he's doing. He came by. "Yep, it's a snaxibus all right. We'll have to get the holy mountain dew. In the meantime, switch to the Kroger brand, they're already posessed." Kick-ass. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-29 20:48:00 | |
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| n-sat | |
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blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb blorb q * n_sat + v(qqq^(87*hat_constant)
let's all build a volcano!!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-29 18:58:00 | |
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| Welcome to Hat Club | |
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1. THE FIRST RULE OF HAT CLUB IS, YOU DO NOT IM BUDDIES ABOUT HAT CLUB 2. THE SECOND RULE OF HAT CLUB IS, YOU DO NOT IM BUDDIES ABOUT HAT CLUB 3. THE THIRD RULE OF HAT CLUB IS, NO LIES, EAT PIES, ENJOY PLANT 4. THE FOURTH RULE OF HAT CLUB IS, IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT, YOU HAVE TO BUILD A DIRIGIBLE |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-29 18:52:00 | |
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| We can't stop here, this is hat country | |
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| Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-11-28 20:15:00 | |
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| riced из yugo | |
Skaji, starinniy drug, videl li ti moyu shlyapu? |
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| Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-11-27 20:11:00 | |
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