Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
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Skaji, starinniy drug, videl li ti moyu shlyapu?
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-11-27 20:11:00
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-27 15:35:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-27 15:22:00
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rehearsing my funker vogt
I was sitting next to a fiery tuxedomoon, the dark tales of an information massacre on my birthday, the society's division of joy a voodou rapture. The soda I was drinking wasn't quite effervescent, just evanescent. The shadow knows about the crux of the situation.

My orbital mechanic told me that I'd need an elliptical adjustment. He told me this while I was on the phone to norway and eating a freezepop. Poe, and not that edgar allan guy, however, was trapped and couldn't get out because his sprocket was too wet.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-27 00:55:00
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A Night in the Secret Garden of Erect Cocks

THE TERRIBLE SWIFT DONG

ENGORGED WITH HOT BLOOD

GLISTENING IN THE MOONLIGHT

SLOBBERING WITH ANTICIPATION

THROBBING IN THE DANK DEPTHS OF YOUR FOULEST ORIFICE

PUMPING THE SWEET NECTAR OF PASSION

QUIVERING IN THE CHILL AIR OF MIDNIGHT

RECEDING INTO THE DEPTHS OF ITS DENIM LAIR

HIV+
Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-11-24 17:23:00
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RICED OUT YUGO IS STILL OWNED BY NEWS CORPORATION
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Tedward lives in the city, he collects all the money. I will die if I tell the secret.
Help me until I hit a layer of clay.
DO NOT SUPPORT THE CENSORSHIP IMPOSED BY RIGHT WING CHRISTIANS!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-11-24 14:33:00
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strict info-malarkey
OLD SGT. PEPPER'S ORIGINAL SENILITY RELIEF HERB, 20x STRENGTH EXTRACT. APPLY LIBERALLY TO AFFLICTED SENIOR CITIZEN. DO NOT SWALLOW.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-24 14:21:00
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I say old steve bean levy
Have you seen my meat hat?
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-24 14:01:00
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THIS JUST IN


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-23 14:11:00
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my favorite font is palatino
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-23 01:50:00
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the new iFuck Shuffle
the new iFuck Shuffle makes your pornography experience more spontaneous and exciting than ever before. the iFuck randomly selects a volume from the pornographic library you have uploaded, and broadcasts it into your cerebral cortex. what better way to pass the time while waiting in line for the "splash mountain" ride at disney world?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-22 15:17:00
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BREAKING NEWS: RICED OUT YUGO BOOSTS CONSUMER CONSUMPTION

RICED OUT YUGO IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT HAS GENERATED APPROXIMATELY $40.90 IN CONSUMER SPENDING FOR 2006

RICED OUT YUGO HELPS AMERICAN WORKERS BY KEEPING AMERICAN JOBS IN AMERICAN FACTORIES PRODUCING YUGO-RELATED AMERICAN PRODUCTS

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SUPPORT RICED OUT YUGO...FOR A RICED OUT YOU!

(I'm The Great Hatsby, and I approved this message.)

Posted by fuckle @ 2006-11-21 01:09:00
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trooper scooper
"you bastard!" i yelled, waving my scone in the air. "do you know much that linoleum cost me?"

"gragglekratz!!" replied the robot vaccuum.

I'd had about enough of it's lip at this point. I decided it would make a nice coffee table.

"SNORK SNORK SNORK!#" squealched the robot, apparently sensing my murderous intentent when I suddenly grabbed the broom off of its hook on the wall. unfortunately, it took off as well, leaving a second scuff mark on my martha stewart (tm) linoleum. "the dastard will pay..." i muttered to myself, and marched out of the kitchen after it, broom in hand.

the moral: we should do our own god damned house cleaning, because robots are assholes.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-20 10:58:00
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klooker kaluker
klooker kaluker, snooker snooker;
captain bavaria kerosene area.







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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-19 02:53:00
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RoY Audience Participation Poll
Multiple choice questions are worth 1 point.
  1. Short answer question: Explain the difference between the plague(4 pts), Mr. The Plague(4pts), and (for 2 extra points) ebola.
  2. Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker's emergency backup job is:
    1. funtric enhabulator
    2. thig spigot inspector
    3. a haberdasherist
    4. a and b but not c
    5. i before e except after c
  3. I say old bean have you seen my _______?
    1. yugo
    2. juddery tape machine
    3. bulk eraser
    4. VNV Nation Matter+Form CD
  4. Short essay question: In one paragraph or thereabouts, describe the texture of SPAM. (10 pts, an extra 10 if you work email in somehow)
  5. True or False (2 points): 5 golden arches to 1 Soviet Nixie Tube
As with all psychological profiles, there is no wrong answer. Award yourself some points and post on the forums.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-19 02:47:00
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setxkbmap
If there's somethin' strange in your messenger, who ya gonna call? (Hatbusters)
If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good, who ya gonna call? (Hatbusters)
I ain't afraid a no hat. I ain't afraid a no hat.

If you're seein' hats runnin' on top a' your head. Who can you call? (Hatbusters)
An' invisible hat sleepin' in your bed. Oh who ya gonna call? (Hatbusters)
I ain't afraid a no hat. I ain't afraid a no hat. Who ya gonna call? (Hatbusters)
If you're all alone pick up the phone and call (Hatbusters)

I ain't afraid a no hat. I hear it likes the girls.
I ain't afraid a no hat. Who you gonna call (Hatbusters).

Mmm, if you've had a dose of a freaky chat, baby, you better call Hatbusters
Bustin' makes me feel good: I ain't afraid a no hat.

Don't get caught alone oh no Hatbusters
When he comes through your screen, unless you've just got some more I think you better call Hatbusters.
Ooh... who you gonna call (Hatbusters)
Who you gonna call (Hatbusters)
Ah, I think you better call (Hatbusters)

I can't hear you. Who you gonna call? (Hatbusters)
Louder! Hatbusters!
Who you gonna call (Hatbusters)
Who you can call (Hatbusters)
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-18 15:57:00
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c-sUnZ gr33tz 2 u & urs

pc on urth & cred am0ngSt k1dd1es

c-SuNZ gr33tz 2 u & urs from margaret thatcher of febreeze krew
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-18 12:39:00
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Clarke Corollary
but no, i aint leaving $50 of black cock for the simple reason of price.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-18 04:36:00
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elevator music for the information age
i twisted the knob insistantly, causing the synthesizer it was attached to to squealch out an acid house slash of turbolush proportions. no, the hyperdrieve would not escape this time...
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 15:24:00
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are you a funktastic musician?
Are you a funktastic musician? If so, W.A.T. records could be the label for you! With names signed artists including megastars Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory, DJ Homeless, and MC Wizalt Whitman.

send your demos in today!!~
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 15:16:00
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