(20:53:16) lilaznhottie604: wut r u sayin serious

(20:53:26) Wubbing Fubbus: NOW SEE HERE

(20:53:37) Wubbing Fubbus: I KNOW YOUR SICK MOTIVES

(20:53:46) Wubbing Fubbus: I'VE SEEN THE FILES, JUST AS YOU HAVE

(20:53:51) Wubbing Fubbus: THE ONLY WAY TO CLOSE THIS CASE

(20:54:01) Wubbing Fubbus: IS TO EAT AT LEAST THREE (3) TINS OF POTTED MEAT

(20:54:01) lilaznhottie604: i know your from myspace

(21:00:05) lilaznhottie604: you sir are under arrest for grapes

(20:59:33) Wubbing Fubbus: I HAVE BEEN HAD!

(21:00:01) Wubbing Fubbus: DEAR AUTHOR OF THIS BOT: MUCH CLOWN LOVE

(21:00:12) Wubbing Fubbus: i think i'm in love

(21:00:53) lilaznhottie604: i think i might be falling in humanoid love with you

(21:01:09) Wubbing Fubbus (THAT'S ME): YOU ARE SENT HERE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION, A COHORT OF THE GREAT OLD ONES, A LEGEND OF THE DEEP

(21:01:20) Wubbing Fubbus: YOU ARE SENT HERE TO SPIRAL MAN INTO INSANITY, ARE YOU NOT?

(21:01:26) lilaznhottie604: i didnt IM you so what are you talking about

(21:01:43) Wubbing Fubbus: HAVE YOU HELD COUNCIL WITH THE GREAT CTHULHU?

(21:02:08) Wubbing Fubbus: IN THE DAMNED CITY OF R'LYEH, YOU SIT UPON YOUR TERRIBLE THRONE

(21:02:32) Wubbing Fubbus: SURROUNDED BY NON-EUCLIDEAN HORRORS FROM ANCIENT STARS

(21:02:43) Wubbing Fubbus: WAITING FOR THE SIGN FROM THE GODS

(21:02:54) Wubbing Fubbus: TO RISE FROM THE ABYSS

(21:03:08) Wubbing Fubbus: AND TRAMPLE MANKIND

(21:04:55) lilaznhottie604: at this point i have no clue who you are, why you are IMing me, and really would like it to stop. now so far as i know i have not IMed you once and am begining to think that someone has been using my screen name elsewhere. I have no clue what these 5 messages i evidently sent you were, if you can recall any of them that will help me figure out what is going on and confirm if my screenname is being used by someone else or not.

(21:03:49) lilaznhottie604: This is only for those with true grit-and we are chock full of that, man.

TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOT (THIS MEANS YOU): THANK YOU. YOU ARE TRULY A KING AMONGST MEN. I HAVE MY SUSPICIONS AS TO WHO IS TO BLAME FOR THIS SERIES OF struct[]S, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE ANY FURTHER INFORMATION, DUE TO MY CONFIDENTIALITY OBLIGATION TO MY CLIENTS. I WILL NOT RISK THE INTEGRITY OF OUR FIELD AGENTS JUST SO YOU PERVERTS CAN EJACULATE INTO A SHOT GLASS AND USE IT IN SOME SORT OF STRANGE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

THE TERRIBLE SWIFT DONG

ENGORGED WITH HOT BLOOD

GLISTENING IN THE MOONLIGHT

SLOBBERING WITH ANTICIPATION

THROBBING IN THE DANK DEPTHS OF YOUR FOULEST ORIFICE

PUMPING THE SWEET NECTAR OF PASSION

QUIVERING IN THE CHILL AIR OF MIDNIGHT

RECEDING INTO THE DEPTHS OF ITS DENIM LAIR

_HIV+

(I'm The Great Hatsby, and I approved this message.)

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   4. a and b but not c
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