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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 15:13:00 | |
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| toot suit | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 15:00:00 | |
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| a touching tale | |
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"grandma, why do you have three shotguns?" i asked, a mere lad of five in awe of grandma's arsenal.
"in case the communists win, dear." she calmly responded, and returned to her knitting. that was many years ago... but i was reminded of it today, as i was "mommy, why do we need three shotguns?" the son asked, a mere lad in five in awe of mommy's credit line. "in case the terrorists win, dear." she calmly responded, and returned to the transaction. "god bless america!" the clerk said, with vigor. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 14:54:00 | |
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| r00b13z - a report | |
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r00b13z r00pL3s r00b13z r00pL3s --> gaydolf shitler malarkey infodatums <--> funk backbone scalability FIG C - The letter 'L': l results it was the thirteenth gruefunk of the week, and mitroski was beginning. whence? whitherforth? tither funk or hither grue? oliva grueton john. conclusions - gruefunk is inversely correlated with funk stirrin' rods. - two cups of coffee == one hour of sleep - dunkin donuts still sells donuts - politicians still all assholes - l discussion yo werd |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 14:48:00 | |
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| postamajig | |
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the distinguished youngster: my perfunctory macintyre, that's the salacious dirigible! portly slender: i, portly slender, am engaging in maritial relations within the kingdom of our lord. chemical brothers: ZOMG GET UP ON IT LIKE THIS!@~# |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 07:38:00 | |
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| this is your hatpan speaking | |
THIS IS YOUR HATPAN SPEAKING, THE FRIENDLY VOICE FROM ABOVE. WE WOULD JUST LIKE TO REMIND YOU TO
ROTATE BRIM!thank you for flying on this here transcontinental bucket, and have a g'day, y'hear? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 03:41:00 | |
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| Temporarily offline | |
| Keptin, Mr. Scott reports the warp core as temporarily offline! | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-16 11:45:00 | |
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| watternutter | |
| WAT WAT WAT WAWT wat wat WAt wAt WAT WAt Wat wat wat waT wAT WAT WAT WAt Wat wat wat QWOA T WTA TW WAT | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-15 22:12:00 | |
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| SOLUTION: EAT CUPCAKES UNTIL YOUR CAPACITY FOR CUPCAKE CONSUMPTION HAS PEAKED. THEN, EAT ONE MORE CUPCAKE. WAIT WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN? | |
| Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-11-15 17:41:00 | |
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| INVEST IN DONGS | |
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DIVERSIFY YOUR PORTFOLIO WITH DONG! WHILE THE MARKETS FALL, THE VALUE OF DONG HAS CONTINUED TO RISE. WHAT DOES A DONG INVESTMENT YIELD? JUST LAST QUARTER, DONG ROSE OVER 10%. DONG PRICES REMAIN STEADY WHILE OTHER MARKETS ARE UNSTABLE. DON'T TRUST YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE TO ANYTHING LESS: ASK YOUR STOCKBROKER ABOUT ADDING DONG TO YOUR PORTFOLIO TODAY. THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY DONG FINANCIAL PLANNING, LLC. CLICK HERE TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS MAILING LIST. |
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| Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-11-14 22:52:00 | |
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| sup b | |
| Implementing a reverse typographical error quicksort in assemblattery -- The Ikea Experience | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-13 15:57:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-12 20:42:00 | ||
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| hit single | |
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GRAVY YOU'RE A RICH TAN GRAVY YOU'RE A RICH TAN GRAVY YOU'RE A RICH TAN GOO! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-12 01:18:00 | |
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| gramming the one-eyed snake | |
| 7 inch tall place of worship | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-11 03:32:00 | |
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| mind your rat p's and q's and warthogs | |
SURFACE, TORG!!for my funk be elastic and my essence be pure |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-10 22:48:00 | |
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| u got clams, dagney? | |
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diggity diggity damp ziggity zaggity clamp pentatonic titty ramp this rhyme sponsored by PlayStation 3 megaleptic old gramp turbolit deluxe lamp contagious lil' scamp digital fuckin' amp |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-10 14:32:00 | |
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| mullet v10 | |
| castrolrrlrlrlrla. super oil. pennzwat? curl-driven mullet infrastructure. super-geodesic disaster recovery scenario. dj shadow sample pie. taste taste! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-10 14:25:00 | |
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| ALL OF YOUR CONGRESS ARE BELONG TO US | |
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DEMOCATS: ALL YOUR CONGRESS ARE BELONG TO US REPUBLICAPTAIN: WAT U SAY??!?! DEMOCATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SPIN MAKE YOUR PARTY LINE DEMOCATS: HA HA HA HA .... ! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-09 16:17:00 | |
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| RICEDOUTREGISTER | |
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SALE THROUGH SATURDAY: 50% OFF ALL HOUSEWARES, YUGOS! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-11-08 19:09:00 | |
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| why my metatarsals are spelled wrong | |
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It was the eighteenth year of the fink, and gruefunk was rising. Malarkey waves were coming in tandem, triple, and grape-berry. Whenceforth was the belligerent Bertucci going to present himself? My schliv was at my side, available faster than kyzakski should he arrive.
It was the eighteenth day of the mink, and gruefunk was rising. Schematics for a Roland drum machine covered the table, chair, and ceiling. Whenceforth was the technician going to return? My hat was sideways. It was the eighteenth clog of the sink, and gruefunk was rising. Despite the wallpaper sending its men out to attack the microwave, I had to fix this clog. When was the plumber going to get his patootie over here? The first step was obviously to rip the toilet out of the wall. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-08 12:41:00 | |
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