Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
DID YOU KNOW?
The Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker recieved $75 million when Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation bought out Riced Out Yugo? He also recieved a $25 million Gulfstream V personal jet and a healthy set of stock options.

Did you know the average writer for Riced Out Yugo only saw a 4% raise?
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-10-08 23:06:00
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Now, a word from a corporate canoes.
I know what you're thinking.

Cape Cod, right?

Well I got news for you, mister. No more San Padre accessing on my private beach. You kids can go smoke your marijuana cigarettes on someone else's vast expanse of sand and water!

And what, pray tell, does this exclude from the obvious?

PCP!



Might as well get on and keep going, then.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-10-08 23:00:00
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cablevision
i liek teh BOOM BOOM and the wat teh under go teh CLICK CLICK CLICK und zzzZZSShh and malarkey. so und teh watternutter bavinst klamaklue, nordstrom psychdelia und ham au fromage; dozen kilo.

i know nothing of tube?~ why, i was making tubes since tubes were square. angel headed trapper keepers organizing the ancient heavenly multiplication table, the starry sleep fairy, the ambien of the night of the mathematically unawakened.

ziBITIB clamamamam ZIMP ZIMP eeeYOW!@#$E--

funr funr furn. fn frndnerr fnrnrnsd lf.f !~ fmfmfmff-

CLAM. CLAM. CLAM. CLAM.

GET MY HAX~@ DOWNLOADS NOW @@ $49. fifty fo' TEH PAYpalz~# ONLY wit deh wadda buttahf qaesjgf gREEzy

BEeeeeeeep
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-08 22:56:00
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nunkydankle
SCALLYWAG XP $37.99 SCALLYWAG XP $37.99 SCALLYWAG XP $37.99 AND YOU THINK YOU CAN MARCH JUST RIGHT IN HERE? THERE IS PERHAPS NOT UNLIMITLESS CRAMUSCFA EXTEMPORANIATING THE HYPERBOLIC FLANGE UPON LIMITLESS HYPERBOLIC FLANGE.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-08 22:41:00
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glibbzizattzle kalumpl
zangle zaz zracklentleton kernatz mit zombitude wund der wat wahn, ich die klaberpolpimier gerwent 2 chunklfoffle gernotz, das wend und kermashle und kerkrushle.

yecht, mit i und beer und metagetarsles geresten mit elevation
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 23:13:00
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The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 17:33:00
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There's justice in this here oven mitt
GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, gri- TOUCH TOUCH
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 00:53:00
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my funky suckas
"yo yoyoyo yo!$~," i bellowed, "lad, cease this creasing at once!~"

but it was of no use, my young nephew, not yet having learned to talk, was crumbing the cherished gem of my antique map collection in his pudgy mitts.

don't repeat my mistakes. remember, folks: map collectors don't let map collectors babysit relatives.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 00:52:00
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Headline Jams: Vol. III
  • Travis Barker Has Broken Clam And Scuttling Paramours
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  • Blogger's Anti-social Tendancies Cause Scuffle At Buckingham Palace
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  • Two California Companies Suspected Of Inventing E. Coli Disease
  • North Korea Faces Plankton In Nautical Weapon Tests
  • Scuffle Ensues When Rick Santorum Insists He Has "Powerful, hard" Evidence On Mark Foley
  • Republican Party Diagnosed With Autoimmune Disorder
  • Sony recalls having a profit margin
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 00:39:00
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plot3d
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-06 17:35:00
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LISTEN UP

SUCKAS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-05 23:15:00
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All is..
All is quiet on the hatward front.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-04 11:17:00
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NOT TO BE CONSUMED UNTIL REMOVED BY THE DELIVERATOR
Your Pizza, in 30 minutes or we shoot the driver, take his car, and open him a new birth canal for our male pregnancy experiments.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-03 00:37:00
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NOT TO BE REMOVED UNTIL DELIVERED TO THE CONSUMER
This post is affixed in compliance with the Upholstered and Stuffed Articles Act.

CONTENT: synthetic fiber and synthetic foam
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-10-02 18:29:00
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qq ga sk
waltley the malt beverage says, "Don't smoke bedsheets kids", ostensibly due to the fact that you are all designed to drink malt beverages.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-02 18:08:00
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Etruscan muffins
CAPTAIN, OUR BACON LEVELS ARE CRITICAL!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-02 16:11:00
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now news:
News Corporation and Rupert Murdoch are still owned by Riced Out Yugo.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-30 00:37:00
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not news:
we're still owned by News Corporation and Rupert Murdoch.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-09-29 22:10:00
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halp.
words. words. more words. words on page.


HEY PROCTOR! I NEED A FUCKING NUMBER TWO PENCIL OVER HERE!



also pie??
words. words. words.
$1600 lament pain varicose vein
have you brought it in for me? lament pain expressionist
words.
See also: Pie, Matricks, The Ugly Red Book That Wont Fit On Any Shelf, also pie, Jodie Sweetin's methamphetmine addiction put my kids through college.
See next: Richard D. James and The Boys with "LOTS OF PEACE AND LOVE". Enjoy the polka, folks.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-09-29 21:55:00
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Cybercrunk 97
digital grandmas!! digtal grandmas!! digital yamahas!! digital grandmas!! digital pianos!! digital granmas!! digital nintendos!! digital grandmas!! digital hat purveyors!! digital randgras!! digital mari gras!! digital grandmas!! digital elvis!!

digital digital digital!!

are we all sick of words, yet?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-29 17:55:00
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