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SCALLYWAG XP $37.99 SCALLYWAG XP $37.99 SCALLYWAG XP $37.99 AND YOU THINK YOU CAN MARCH JUST RIGHT IN HERE? THERE IS PERHAPS NOT UNLIMITLESS CRAMUSCFA EXTEMPORANIATING THE HYPERBOLIC FLANGE UPON LIMITLESS HYPERBOLIC FLANGE.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-08 22:41:00
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glibbzizattzle kalumpl
zangle zaz zracklentleton kernatz mit zombitude wund der wat wahn, ich die klaberpolpimier gerwent 2 chunklfoffle gernotz, das wend und kermashle und kerkrushle.

yecht, mit i und beer und metagetarsles geresten mit elevation
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 23:13:00
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The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 17:33:00
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There's justice in this here oven mitt
GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, grip. GRIP GRIP GRI P GRIP G R I P, gri- TOUCH TOUCH
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 00:53:00
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my funky suckas
"yo yoyoyo yo!$~," i bellowed, "lad, cease this creasing at once!~"

but it was of no use, my young nephew, not yet having learned to talk, was crumbing the cherished gem of my antique map collection in his pudgy mitts.

don't repeat my mistakes. remember, folks: map collectors don't let map collectors babysit relatives.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 00:52:00
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Headline Jams: Vol. III
  • Travis Barker Has Broken Clam And Scuttling Paramours
  • Cartoons Portraying Dennis Hastert And Richard Simmons Prompt Litigation
  • Republican Party Not Dead Yet, According To Heritage Institute Poll
  • Republicans Are Like The Undead, So Thank God They Are Still Alive, According To NPR Poll
  • Blogger's Anti-social Tendancies Cause Scuffle At Buckingham Palace
  • The Onion Still Making People Cry... With Joy
  • Two California Companies Suspected Of Inventing E. Coli Disease
  • North Korea Faces Plankton In Nautical Weapon Tests
  • Scuffle Ensues When Rick Santorum Insists He Has "Powerful, hard" Evidence On Mark Foley
  • Republican Party Diagnosed With Autoimmune Disorder
  • Sony recalls having a profit margin
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 00:39:00
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plot3d
plot3d(x*exp(-x^2-y^3), x=-1..1.2, y=-1.3..1);
                                                                              
                                                                              
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-06 17:35:00
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LISTEN UP

SUCKAS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-05 23:15:00
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All is..
All is quiet on the hatward front.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-04 11:17:00
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NOT TO BE CONSUMED UNTIL REMOVED BY THE DELIVERATOR
Your Pizza, in 30 minutes or we shoot the driver, take his car, and open him a new birth canal for our male pregnancy experiments.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-03 00:37:00
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NOT TO BE REMOVED UNTIL DELIVERED TO THE CONSUMER
This post is affixed in compliance with the Upholstered and Stuffed Articles Act.

CONTENT: synthetic fiber and synthetic foam
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-10-02 18:29:00
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qq ga sk
waltley the malt beverage says, "Don't smoke bedsheets kids", ostensibly due to the fact that you are all designed to drink malt beverages.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-02 18:08:00
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Etruscan muffins
CAPTAIN, OUR BACON LEVELS ARE CRITICAL!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-02 16:11:00
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now news:
News Corporation and Rupert Murdoch are still owned by Riced Out Yugo.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-30 00:37:00
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not news:
we're still owned by News Corporation and Rupert Murdoch.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-09-29 22:10:00
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halp.
words. words. more words. words on page.


HEY PROCTOR! I NEED A FUCKING NUMBER TWO PENCIL OVER HERE!



also pie??
words. words. words.
$1600 lament pain varicose vein
have you brought it in for me? lament pain expressionist
words.
See also: Pie, Matricks, The Ugly Red Book That Wont Fit On Any Shelf, also pie, Jodie Sweetin's methamphetmine addiction put my kids through college.
See next: Richard D. James and The Boys with "LOTS OF PEACE AND LOVE". Enjoy the polka, folks.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-09-29 21:55:00
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Cybercrunk 97
digital grandmas!! digtal grandmas!! digital yamahas!! digital grandmas!! digital pianos!! digital granmas!! digital nintendos!! digital grandmas!! digital hat purveyors!! digital randgras!! digital mari gras!! digital grandmas!! digital elvis!!

digital digital digital!!

are we all sick of words, yet?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-29 17:55:00
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Eeyore's butt.
Posted by stabl_dözr the wildly self-intersecting @ 2006-09-28 23:09:00
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Funt shares down 10%

SHANGHAI, July 18 (Reuters) - Norway's funt regulator has released a list of 102 yugos engaged in illegal asshattery in the country's wireless value-generating services area in its latest effort to clean up the unruly sector.

Publication of the list came as one analyst predicted a major retrenchment for the area, which is likely to contract by up to 30 percent amid the current clean-up.

The new list, whose names include units of hat maker Fitzgerald and Shanghai Sifang Yugo Technology, was published on the Ministry of Information (miniinfo) Industry's Web site on Monday.

Its publication comes less than two weeks after the nation's top wireless value-generating service providers, including DOLT Online, El Mar Corp., and Mr. The Plague networks Ltd., were informed of new policies designed to clean up the area.

Other firms warning of fall-out from the new rules included Zombo Corp. and Uplink Corp.

The ministry said in a statement that it had conducted a survey of the area looking into practices that were harmful to funt-consumers.

It said the 102 companies were found to be engaged in illegal funtry have been asked to come into compliance.

"If the companies have not corrected themselves within a set period, they will have their licenses revoked," the minitrue statement said, without providing specifics on the time period.

Funt shares are down 10 percent since the changes were announced.

Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-28 18:04:00
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r0y?
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-28 12:48:00
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