Riced Out Yugo
Eeyore's butt.
Posted by stabl_dözr the wildly self-intersecting @ 2006-09-28 23:09:00
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Funt shares down 10%

SHANGHAI, July 18 (Reuters) - Norway's funt regulator has released a list of 102 yugos engaged in illegal asshattery in the country's wireless value-generating services area in its latest effort to clean up the unruly sector.

Publication of the list came as one analyst predicted a major retrenchment for the area, which is likely to contract by up to 30 percent amid the current clean-up.

The new list, whose names include units of hat maker Fitzgerald and Shanghai Sifang Yugo Technology, was published on the Ministry of Information (miniinfo) Industry's Web site on Monday.

Its publication comes less than two weeks after the nation's top wireless value-generating service providers, including DOLT Online, El Mar Corp., and Mr. The Plague networks Ltd., were informed of new policies designed to clean up the area.

Other firms warning of fall-out from the new rules included Zombo Corp. and Uplink Corp.

The ministry said in a statement that it had conducted a survey of the area looking into practices that were harmful to funt-consumers.

It said the 102 companies were found to be engaged in illegal funtry have been asked to come into compliance.

"If the companies have not corrected themselves within a set period, they will have their licenses revoked," the minitrue statement said, without providing specifics on the time period.

Funt shares are down 10 percent since the changes were announced.

Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-28 18:04:00
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r0y?
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-28 12:48:00
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COME ON U
come on little funny man, come on little funny maaaan

come on little fanny man
Posted by Richard D. James @ 2006-09-27 19:28:00
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Watscable
I knew the grog was centuries past watachusetts, that was for sure. The kerplotz had zotzed the whole kerfuffle, that was for sure. Implosion was not taken lightly in the noughtwad nougat nursery.

How can one ascend the reindeer flotilla, these days? It seems but yesterday that rootbear floats fostered hifalutin hanky-panky. Zounds, m'lad. AOL 9.0, all new.

How can you help me? Well, it is quite simple, simply shower with your eyes closed, thrice a week. Make your bed as soon as you waken. Listen to "Hard Normal Daddy" by Squarepusher. And, for Gods' sakes, change your underwear regularly.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-26 21:52:00
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My dogma likes to stick his head out of my karma while i'm stuck on the interstate. My karma costs me 1200/year + insurance and fuel. That guy's dogma foams at the mouth.

Too much time, not enough (−)-(6aR,10aR)-6,6,9-trimethyl- 3-pentyl-6a,7,8,10a-tetrahydro- 6H-benzo[c]chromen-1-ol.
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-09-26 09:02:00
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CAP'N!!!!!
Storm the poop deck! Man the portholes! Shimmy the jibs! Scuttle the egg yolks! Milk the chickens! Defenestrate the elves! Inform customers of 20% off sale! Polish the mast! Stow the anchor! Brush your teeth!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-24 13:56:00
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Recent News Headlines, Issue #2
  • 150 injured as Hungarians riot over PM's 'pies'
  • Muslims not happy with pope's analogy
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  • Executions of 3 Christian muslims sparks violence in Indonesia
  • Space tourist enjoying cosmic trip
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-22 22:34:00
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THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE
This web site was born on 14 August 2003 and weighed eight pounds and thirty seven pence.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-22 21:08:00
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Why I should be awarded a lifetime supply of cookies
It is quite simple and obvious. What reason is there to the contrary? Though other cookie connoisseurs may be equally deserving, I am the first one to ask. b1z0tcH.

cookie
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-22 18:15:00
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Riced Out IDM
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-21 02:51:00
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Sound Science
jUnK sCiEnCe
SOUND SCIENCE
pINK sCIENCE
Round Science

This post has been sponsored by Philip Morris, ExxonMobil, and Satan.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-19 21:23:00
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ar cru ; ranlib
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-19 18:22:00
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recent news headlines
  • Spin Autopsy For Anna's Son
  • Group vows 'jihad' over pope's teeth
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  • Gas still really fucking expensive
  • Iran marches on Vatican City
  • White House: deal possible on CIA terrorization
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-18 08:54:00
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(._.)
In the meantime, there's nobody in the hat that the rabbit pulled out of the magician. Why is this?
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-18 01:38:00
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Cyberwarbler
It was about 2 PM, and time for the Chemical Brothers to devour Manhattan. However, they seemed to be running a tad late, so I turned on my TV watch and started flipping around, trying to locate some hot gardening action.

I did not have much time for that, however, as a medium-sized penguin approached me.

"CAW!~#~" it said.

"Penguins can't fly!" I proclaimed, with a vague sense of alarm. "PENGUINS CAN'T FLY~!!"

That was enough for it - we broke out the fisticuffs.

At that point, mercury was still considered a metal, not a planet. Ham was a luncheon meat. And Burt Bacharach will rip your head off, and shit down your esophagus.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-17 13:38:00
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getmeat
ptarmigan fox
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-09-16 21:45:00
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root snacks
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-15 12:51:00
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A*(B+C)'
Y = A - >10k LVDS
if VIN = VIL then VOUT >= VOH, and
if VIN = VIH then LVPECL.

Q1. Over what range of ambient temperatures will
yugo logic function reliably?

Q2. Does the following arrangement perform a
useful function? What is it?

SCRAMBLEDPORN SCRAMBLEDPORN SCRAMBLEDPORN SCRAMBLEDPORN SCRAMBLEDPORN SCRAMBLEDPORN SCRAMBLEDPORN SCRAMBLEDPORN SCRAMBLEDPORN
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-09-14 22:59:00
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RIDE THE Q WAVE!

RIDE THE Q WAVE!

RIDE THE Q WAVE
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-14 19:36:00
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