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| flying extra headwind (fed-ex certification, zip +4) | |
| You seek money? Gold? Supermodel girlfriends? I have these, please sir, take both red and blue pills. Also put this little square of paper on your tounge. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-09-13 07:15:00 | |
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| qoqooq | |
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q: q qoq q? q: qqqqq q: qoqooq? q: qoqoo qoo qoooo |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-13 07:10:00 | |
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| asymptotic dirigible brigade | |
| I AM TOLD IT IS A DIGITAL WATCH. WHAT ARE YOU TOLD IT IS? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-13 06:51:00 | |
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| latte fluff | |
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nala cart nala cart nala cart |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-13 06:50:00 | |
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| it was the plumber, in the garden, with the waterwill | |
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TWIDGE TWIDGE TWIDGE TWIDGE
it's a-me, mario. the eye-talian plumber. i bear a passing resemblance to tropical storm g. gordon liddy. qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq the plumber in the garden with the water pipe qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-12 01:22:00 | |
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| thrice malarkey | |
| THE PRESIDENT IS FULL OF PIES. THE PRESIDENT TELLS YOU PIES. EVERYTHING THE PRESIDENT SAYS IS A PIE. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-11 18:19:00 | |
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rodents on a dirigible |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-11 11:50:00 | |
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| Blackberry Pearls before Swine | |
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Blue lasers. Movies over telephone lines. Phones with nipples - directional nipples. The future is here. What are you going to do about it?
Yes folks, as the future is here, you do not wish to remain there. How many bars do you have? My town has three, and sometimes four, after I've had a few. I am sure you are asking: how do I not remain there? How can I re-locate to here, and declare myself to arrived? The answer is simple: Declare there to be here. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-09 18:37:00 | |
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| funky ted | |
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hemaglobin hemaglobin hemaglobin watternutter hemaglobin hemaglobin hemaglobin drudlefudder hemaglobin hemaglobin hemaglobin matterklatlr hemaglobin hemaglobin hemaglobin knudlewudder hemaglobin hemaglobin hemaglobin quacqacaffer hemaglobin hemaglobin hemaglobin jujucrabbler hemaglobin hemaglobin hemaglobin bactaquaffer hemaglobin hemaglobin hemaglobin flugeklafter PIES! PIES! PIES! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-09 01:51:00 | |
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| klein bottle | |
| Temporary Kline 20721 min. For more information, see www.ricedoutyugo.com/?kline | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-08 12:08:00 | |
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| for um | |
POSTING ON THE RICED OUT YUGO FORUMS IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO TRIM YOUR WAISTLINE |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-05 01:02:00 | |
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| ladracadabra | |
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he was a clever lever, this chocobanana copacabana chap. twice he had eluded me: once, at an in-n-out burger; again, in the periodicals section of the local branch library. i suspected he was on figs.
however, as he was swinging into the national museum of wat, i was within reach, and approached him. given the number of socialites about, he would not dare think of ignoring my how-do-you-do's. "ahhh, lad!#~" i quietly exporated in his general direction. he struggled not to make a face. "about this little debt you owe me..." he cut me off, pressing a wad of cash into my hand. "i'll pay you $500 to leave me alone," he muttered, and wandered off. i just wanted my kazoo back, but i found this an acceptable trade. placated, my thoughts turned turned to the in-and-out burger i was recently at, and then to my newly-expanded dining budget... i then set off on my new mission. always remember the moral of this story. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-05 00:05:00 | |
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| !(\t@|=\x3c | |
| A cheese solvent is a soft phase (brie, camembert, or plasma) that dissolves a French, German, or gaseous cheese, resulting in a solution. Frequent industrial uses are to provide increased cheese surface area per pizza pie (cf Dominos V. Pizza hut lawsuit, 2918) and to increase lubricity in cheese valve operation. Please see OSHA Material-Safety Data Sheets series 18-2138 through 19-1001. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-04 01:14:00 | |
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| carmom | |
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my name is ezekiel and i drive a black isuzu my name is clarence and i drive a 1987 audi my name is ralph and i drive a figmobile my name is viktor and i drive an ice-cold yugo my name is fred and i drive a baby-blue |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-04 00:28:00 | |
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| ice-cold plavix | |
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scrabble lobster babble mobster intifida intifada canoli ricotta watternutter! watternutter! o u see watternutter! watternutter! wat u b funki muthadishwasha funky muthadishwasha funki mutherdishwasher funky muthadishwasher funky mutherdishwasher |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-02 18:05:00 | |
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| Remember who's the start button on this controller | |
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I checked my watch for the forty-seventh time that day. It still said 3:17, as the battery had run out weeks ago. Hey, it was right twice a day.
Captain Enthusiast nodded. It was time. He pulled a lead pipe out of his shoe, and we headed towards the duck factory. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-02 16:51:00 | |
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| Global Thermonuclear War | |
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Government run Nuclear Defense system compromised
It emerged today that a high-profile experimental Government computer system was very nearly fooled into starting World War III. The system began receiving information that major cities were being attacked by enemy Nuclear Weapons. The system raised the defense status to Defcon2 before somebody pulled the plug. 'It's not yet clear how this happened' commented a senior member of the military. 'However we do know that a hacker was involved, probably playing some kind of prank on the world. Let me tell you this - that prank nearly wiped out the Western Hemisphere. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-02 13:27:00 | |
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| netterweb detection units that think i'm new to the cybertron, lol | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-02 02:25:00 | |
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| japanese robots 'n' pods 'n' shit | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-09-01 11:53:00 | |
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I'm hungry. Insert hamburger into drive. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-09-01 00:09:00 | |
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