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| Riced Out Yugo brings you Mad Libs for reality | |
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Dear [first name of recipient],
[casual, 'down-with-it' greeting]! Due to your [superlative adjective] [noun reflecting best attribute of recipient, calculated via 7-dimension system of 350 linear equations on intern's ailing 1997-era Dell], you have been [past-tense verb meaning 'selected' that agrees with previous fill-in] to become part of our exciting new [obtuse, but exclusive-sounding phrase to disguise what is actually being sold]. Be one of the select few to join this exclusive, members-only club. Members enjoy [description of services provided by client to people that join]. Hey, it even [impossible and silly miracle benefit]...just kidding! We try to [phrase indicating the constant level of good-natured fun and strong employee emotional bonds at client's corporate office, selected based on age group of recipient]. Hey, we'll even [verb denoting cutting, removing, and/or decimating] the first [number] [class of time advancement matching previous number] fees. And, for a [limited time], pay for [number] [class of time advancement matching previous number]. ["How can you lose?" - not said but implied] [sunny sign-off imploration], [name of junior sales executive at client's office], Winners Dept. [billing form follows] |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-22 14:07:00 | |
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| BURNING BUSH LOL 3000 | |
Will the Biblical LOL ever stop?The answers: no, yes, and possibly. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-21 11:19:00 | |
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| fanmail | |
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> Dear sirs, I would like to write you regarding a matter > close to my heart. > > My hat, a close relative to your missing one, also > went missing as of 8/18/2006. Please, if you find the > identity of the hat thief, forward his details on to > me, so I can exact revenge after you have had yours. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-08-18 21:56:00 | |
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| ATTENTION, PLEBIANS | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-17 20:02:00 | |
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| v ^ > > v v < ^ drunken lamppost | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-08-17 18:23:00 | |
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| Hurr~ | |
Vincent Van Gogh was the Original Superdigital |
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| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2006-08-17 12:54:00 | |
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| ryd cidaut ugyo | |
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ho ho, bavaria, merry infatada. ho ho, bavaria, information intifada ho ho, bavaria, my masons built a tree fort ho ho, bavaria, i'll cap you in the knee port yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo ho hax bolivia, liberty intifidia. ho hax bolivia, clambert winterfvidia ho hax bolivia, w32.wat.biz ho hax bolicia, your hat, vís-a-vis. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-16 21:53:00 | |
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| violent king fishpin nabbed while drugging | |
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FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Louisiana Territory. Short walk to beautiful |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-08-16 15:27:00 | |
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| How to solve America's Illegal Immigrant crisis | |
| 1. Allow illegal immigrants to become legal citizens. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-16 06:49:00 | |
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| from the New England Journal of Medicine | |
| 4 out of 5 scientists agree: using the Internet will give you cancer of the bowel. This week's New England Journal of Medicine contains the results of a study indicating that this doesn't mean fuck-all. | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-08-15 22:54:00 | |
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| This is a Political Blog (Plog / Blawg) | |
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MY FRIEND.
CONSERVATIVES DO NOT FIGHT FOR THE FETUS OUT OF LOVE, BUT RATHER FOR COWARDICE AND FEAR. YOU SEE, THE FETUS IS ACTUALLY THE NATURAL ENEMY OF THE CONSERVATIVE, AS, IF PROPERLY CARED FOR, THEY CAN TURN INTO CHILDREN, WHICH, AS THEY AGE, TEND TO BRING ABOUT CHANGE. AND CONSERVATIVES ARE AGAINST CHANGE, BY DEFINITION. MOST PEOPLE, HOWEVER, ENJOY SOME GOD DAMN CHANGE ONCE IN A WHILE, AND SO THE CONSERVATIVES HATCHED A PLAN TO ALLOW THE FETI TO TURN INTO CHILDREN, AND DISCRETELY KILL MOST OFF, BEFORE THEY AGED TOO FAR. THIS WAS, IN REALITY, DONE VIA THE BIDDING OF XALVAFFA FLAVVIER XXVIV, GRAND EMIR OF THE PLANET WATTITAR VII, WHO HAD A NEFARIOUS PLOT. THE PLOT WAS AS FOLLOWS: HE WOULD ATTEMPT TO RECRUIT A FEW OF THE MOST IGNORANT, GREEDY IF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH MANAGED TO NEUTRALIZE THE THREAT, HE WOULD INVITE THE PLANET TO JOIN THE GALACTIC SUPERFEDERATION AND GAIN NEW TECHNOLOGY, RAD P.S.I. POWERS, AND HOT CHICKS. BUT, IF THE GROUP OF IGNORANT, GREEDY IDIOTS MANAGED TO DESTROY THE PLANET'S CIVILIZATION - OR JUST MOST OF IT - HE WOULD FEED THE PLANET TO HIS GALACTIC SHREDDER, AND MAKE IT INTO OATS FOR HIS PEOPLE. WHY WAS THIS PLOT NEFARIOUS? XALVAFFA FLAVVIER XXVIV WAS A MYSOGINIST. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-14 18:23:00 | |
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| you can't have a bottle of water on an airplane anymore. | |
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fuck israel fuck amerika fuck irak fuck the faa fuck george w. bush fuck tony blair fuck hezbollah fuck christianity fuck islam fuck zionists fuck you fuck jews fuck fascism fuck world trade fuck the imf fuck the government fuck new york city fuck humanity fuck jesus christ fuck mohammad fuck net neutrality fuck the left fuck the right fuck the moral majority but most of all fuck Riced Out Yugo, because they're all bollocks. ANOTHER SNARE RUSH! COME ON 'AN 'AVE IT YOU CUNTS! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-08-14 17:12:00 | |
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| RTQP Life/knowledge nugget 361-QC-AM97 | |
| the art of being gentle is the art of knowing when to be gentle. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-14 16:53:00 | |
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| Microsoft Infotrope 97 | |
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A) TO INITIATE THE INITIATION PHASE OF THE THREADS INHIBITER, APPLY THE PANTS PROMOTER AND/OR THE PANTS INHIBITOR TO THE 1920'S PROHIBITION. B) TO GROK CARMICHAEL NUMBERS, RIDE A BICYCLE DAILY. C) A MAN NEEDS A WOMAN JUST LIKE A FISH NEEDS CARMICHAEL NUMBERS D) TO GROPE THE RUTABAGA, FOCUS ON YOUR INNER FLAPJACK. E) TO APPEAR RIGHTEOUS IN THE EYES OF THE LORD, FILE A 1040 FORM. F) TO ELIMINATE ALL SPAM EMAIL, SIMPLY SEVER YOUR NETWORK PATCH CABLE. G) DO NOT GO NEAR CONDOLEZZA RICE, THAR BE DRAGONS HERE H) USE THE GLOBAL INFORMATION DATABASE TO DOWNLOAD THE LATEST HYPERBIMBOS I) THIS IS AN APHEX TWIN SONG FROM SELECTED AMBIENT WORKS 85-92 J) CONDOLEZZA RICEEe CODOLAZAR RICZEE CONDOLEASER RICE CONDZOLA RICIN CONDOZOLA RICING RACER CONDOLEASER RICIN |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-13 14:09:00 | |
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| watley the dubious pen gwain | |
| Our operatives were too busy playing the cellophane cello to initiate phase 3. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-08-13 13:46:00 | |
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| A sunny day to you | |
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| Posted by Andy Wathole @ 2006-08-13 12:57:00 | |
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| wiggity wiggity wookiez | |
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hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! poqato quip!! nougat infrastructure!! wiggy wiggy watto wiggy.... SHAGADELIC!!!~``` panta pants pants. 110k. nougat 97. microsoft brand tail recursion.
sorry, i got distracted, there. anyways. HAPPY DIODES. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-12 16:34:00 | |
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| Chronic inflammation | |
| oi chapz, i was cruisin' w/ me cruiser, and i realized what the point of rock and roll is. There's this moment, when you're standin' on the amp, soloing (with the scrunchy face), and about to tip it over onto the stage. There is a moment, where you can tip, or let it fall back. That's rock and roll, you cunts. | |
| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2006-08-12 15:21:00 | |
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| Read? | |
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Rotating the rotund, reticent retiree, relevent revelatory reactions rebound; redundant renunciation of reviled rulers resounds righteously, ringing round Rome: REJOICE! REBEL! REHEAT RAVIOLI! |
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| Posted by stabl_dözr the wildly self-intersecting @ 2006-08-12 12:22:00 | |
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| call to hatsby | |
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Call Placed at: Thu Aug * *:*:10 EDT 2006
Number Called: (530) 678-4931
thank you .. dialing .. ca 2499 (F) answered... (ca here unable to hear the message (beep) ga (leave a message please) ga ga i have seen the hat, and the hat is love. for when the hat descendeth upon the gastric gasket of america, the flugelhorn shall set the hemosplorts free. yes, yes, my brother, the funky ted nugent love shall decendeth upon the folk of the blessed. amen. hat. 9700. ga (hold while i lv msg) (message has been left) (hung up) ga or sk thanks, sk |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-10 22:17:00 | |
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