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| 9 out of 10 doorknobs agree: It's great to be shiny. | |
| Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-08-01 14:16:00 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-08-01 12:08:00 | |
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| hapt haxk | |
| For Sale: 1 Yugo, Riced Out. Reupholstered 2003 with a Sierpinski Carpet. List price is 2ei3π. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-31 21:09:00 | |
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| An interview with Richard D. James, aka APHEX TWIN | |
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The Riced Out Yugo staff sent a list of INTERVIEW QUESTIONS to APHEX TWIN via MYSPACE. He elected to not respond to any of the questions we sent, but rather only to questions we did not send. The Riced Out Yugo staff is completely unsurprised by these results. Here, in its entirety, is a revolutionary Richard D. James interview, with all the questions he did not answer.
1. how can you best describe your hair policy? 2. if grandma were to storm the beaches of normandy, would you be opposed to this? 3. please tell us exactly what equipment you use, in one sentence or less. 4. the 80's: time for a revival, or never again? 5. every time you are asked about the tank in an interview, does a little part of you die? 6. what is tom jenkinson's terrible secret? 7. would you say your music makes operating an automobile with manual transmission more difficult? 8. were the virus-flavored tracks part of rephlex's revolutionary anti-piracy department? 9. would 'isopropanol' be a good theme for you when battletank cruisin'? 10. veganism? dvorak keyboard layouts? the furry fandom? bronze statuary? are you into anything weird like this, or are you pretty much a linear chap? 11. you've said you mic'd up your bank for effects. does this bother anyone else in the bank? did it prove an effective method for eliminating rodent problems? 12. have any pets? we hear irish wolfhounds are excellent for sniffing out grooves. 13. are you superstitious? 14. mac? pc? next? bebox? amiga? all five plus others, in diachronic tandem? 15. what do you think the future of the word depends on? how about the world of futures? 16. what should question sixteen be? 17. if you could ask us something, what would it be? 18. in light of recent oil supply issues in non-arab nations, have you converted your tank to run on used fryer grease? 19. is there anything in particular you'd like to make clear to your fans? anything from religious advice to warnings about bad chinese restaurants is game here 20. any parting words of wisdom? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-31 13:06:00 | |
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| The music of Raymond Scott | |
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| Posted by Andy Wathole @ 2006-07-30 20:48:00 | |
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| riced out yugo is at the forefront of the battle for the heart and mind of the internet | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-30 20:23:00 | |
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| Yugo bizness | |
| the trills of ryllium thrills spill softly over the same ones as someone comes. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-30 12:20:00 | |
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| Yugo Loader v2.3 | |
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Loading stage 2.5, mounted yugofs (root) read-rice Compiled on delicounter at 30 Jul 2009 Warning: Preposterous time in real-time clock. CHECK AND RESET THE DATE Starting initscripts: engine, spoiler (loading firmware... Done), gfstriped, login Primary init finished, Watley, the Yugoix Watipus should be on your primary dashboard. If he's not, tap SOS (... --- ...) on /dev/horn for failsafe boot. Waiting 3\b2\b Failsafe signal detected, spawning console on ciglight1 yugoix 9.10 login: syslog: rt1 rear tire on fire |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-30 03:09:00 | |
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| Remember kids, | |
| Uncle Apop says 1+1=3, 3-1=2. Right next to the pikachu on the bottom right panel of the lower cd art, the one underneath the disk. All vector must be Illustrator 6 EPS. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-30 01:58:00 | |
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| NEWS FLASH | |
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Today is the last day of the first days of the End of Days. Consider yourself warned. Also, consider buying dehydrated asparagus stalks. In bulk. You won't regret it. Additionally, in an alternate timeline (one in which we did not post this message), James "Drywall" McKimmey will be conceived tonight in a Plymouth Grand Voyager. He would have grown up to cure cancer, but Paul McKimmey will waste too much time reading and contemplating this post. He'll be late for his date with Jane Allister, who will throw soda on him when he finally shows up. She will storm off and never speak to him again, making the birth of little Drywall impossible. So Paul, since we know you're reading this - great job, asshole. You're already too late, but we know you're going to try to make it anyway. Just be sure to bring a towel. |
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| Posted by Robots From The Future @ 2006-07-29 17:33:00 | |
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| trechnical netralitty | |
| WE ARE DOING AN OPINION SURVEY TONIGHT MADAM, QUESTION ONE: HOW MANY DOLLARS PER VOTER AHEAD OF A COMPETING CANDIDATE WOULD AN UP AND COMING CUCUMBER HOW TO DUMP ON AN ELECTION TO WIN IT | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-29 16:19:00 | |
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| the grocery connection | |
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the cashier breathed a sigh of relief. i, the reverend tedward q. porktanker, had just walked out the door*, and she was relieved. hence the sigh of relief.**
edmund franchesca IV was due to stop in. she noted that i had seemed to acquire a vague sense of unease from the elderly lady that repeatedly showed up from around corners, staring vacantly, jaw slack, and not really doing anything in particular other than that. always to his LEFT side. it was one of the many things she wondered if the elderly did deliberately. sure enough, a cadillac vaguely the shape of a rolling brick showed up, and edmund franchesca IV kicked the door open with vigor that would have made chuck norris cry with envy. then, he promply tripped on the car's ersatz platinum frame and smacked into the pavement. that was the signal... she thought. oh. fucking. shit... that was... she hastily reached under the counter and pressed the blue button, as she had been told (not the red one, that one is for a stick-up). the building's foundation began to shake. the elderly lady, still unable to locate something she had passed six times - having walked around the store at least that much - was merely spinning in place. when the floor tiles started to crack, she lost her composure, and cans of soup that she had been shoplifting started to clink out. there was no escape for her at this point, anyways, as the floor was beginning to give in. karma at work. the cashier, meanwhile, only saw this with a last glance, as she mostly focused on getting her person out of the path of the impending inferno. then, more than a tad too late, she realized that edmund franchesca IV had, improbably, tripped in a manner that appeared identical to the signal. fuck. *nevermind how i'm writing this **i'm down with the human condition |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-29 14:42:00 | |
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| bash bash bash bash | |
| BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BAABBHASH BABSVBHABASH BABSH BASH BASH HASB BASH BASH WASSABIIIIIASH BASH BASH BAH BASHA BO BASHA MILING DOODI DASHSAaaASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH HOLE POTATO 24 PART 9 | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-29 14:27:00 | |
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| Yugo Backup Plan | |
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In the event of horrible server tragedy, a Riced Out Yugo friend has contributed the following data protection plan: This backup system is high-end, with FTSOJ technology, and scales across the enterprise well. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-29 02:13:00 | |
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rlsql$ insert into coca_cola values (RUM); Query OK, 1 row affected. rlsql$ select * from drink(coca_cola); Query OK, 1 glug glug glug glug glug glugSegmentation fault (core dumped) |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-29 01:20:00 | |
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Snatribut watt hut rumble You knoi.... Rafthunt runner trudge hivestrogeneratornamentosmiumbilical iforniagarabianteaterrestrialuminum ericedoutyugo |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-07-29 00:44:00 | |
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| zeppelin fabu; warhol warhol; wat a. wathole | |
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| Posted by Andy Wathole @ 2006-07-28 11:03:00 | |
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| recent private sector news in brief | |
micro$oft: Reduced Money Edition!!!11`qqq?
and the dow climbed the hill to the KFC at the intersection
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-27 17:26:00 | |
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| I'M DETECTIVE JOHN BOLTON!!1!11~~seven | |||||
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-07-27 14:21:00 | |||||
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| nordgrunds IV | |
VOET 5 FORr YUGOs!!~!#~!@# |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-26 17:52:00 | |
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