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| Riced Out Yugo saves lives | |
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In this day and age, where most Americans have surpassed the point of obesity where x-ray, ultrasound, and MRI alike become unable to peer through the depths of their massive flab, there is but one ray of hope for these ladies and/or gentlemen: Riced Out Yugo.
Yes, no matter how obese, buried, and insane the average American (tm) is, Riced Out Yugo can see right to their core, allowing efficient and immediate medical diagnosis of problems such as:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-26 10:55:00 | |
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| Cold is the hax | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-26 01:14:00 | |
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| computer application | |
Riced Out Yugo is an application for your computer machine. It boasts the following features:
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-25 16:47:00 | |
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Q: How many possible Riced Out Yugo posts are there?
This post is intractable. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-24 23:35:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-24 23:33:00 | |
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IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT WE INCREASE THE FLOW RATE UP TO AND POSSIBLY BEYOND 367 P.S.I.
WE SHO_ULD ATTEMPT TO DANCE UP TO THIS POINT, AS THE PRESSURE DROP GOES UP BY A FACTOR OF 20% AS THE
PUMP REACTS TO BEA ARTHUR'S TAX RETURNS. UPON THE SITUATION THAT WE PLAY WITH THIS THING AND AND IT
TOTALLY FALLS OUT OF BED, RAFFI IS ON LINE TWO AND READY TO ADMINISTER 20 CC'S THORAZINE.
SHOULD THE TEST GO SUCCESSFULLY, RAFFI HAS AGREED TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT THE INCIDENT, AND WE ARE DISCUSSING THE POSSIBILTY OF PRODIGY DOING A REMIX WITH THEIR LABEL. THE WEEK AFTER THIS WEEK, THAT'S LIKE, THIS WEEK OR MONDAY, WE HAVE ANOTHER WORKDAY SCHEDULED. I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE NOT USED TO HAVING WORKDAYS ON YOUR WORKDAYS, BUT WE'RE HEARING A LITTLE TOO MUCH "SPACE CADET" PINBALL IN THE CUBE FARM. COMPACT DISCO FARM FUTURES ARE SCHEDULED TO GO UP PAST NINTH QUARTER, AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS LEAKING NUMBERS OFF THE PAGE. WE HAVE SENT OUT A COMPANY-WIDE EMAIL WITH THE NEW CORPORATE CELL RINGTONE, AND EXPECT EVERYONE TO BE USING IT SOMETIME BEFORE THEY GET A NEW PHONE. WE EXPECT DELIVERY OF A NEW COFFEE MATRICULATOR THIS MORNING; PLEASE TRY NOT TO PLAY FOOTBALL WITH IT THIS TIME. FROM THE EITHER WAY, BOTH SIDES COMING ON FROM THE BOTTOM, WILL HAVE TO BE RE-DRILLED, AND PAUL OAKENFOLD HAS HORRIBLE TASTE IN SUNGLASSES. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-24 14:19:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-24 11:57:00 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-07-24 11:37:00 | |
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| i've got the supertouch | |
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www.professor.nil........qqq.....bignort... Aaaa!! superdeluxe #@@.....4444 press $ to continue herr docotor tennis racquet, we have frau dokotor fuzzi ball on lien 2.7 let me check those molars for you never mind the terrible stories of unlicensed dentists you have heard www.bavaria.nu..........aaaa....crunkworth... Qqqq!! deluxesupar @@#.....1111 $ presses you to continue you in the funt teh interruptptppted wat wat wat wat at this point, shifting into second was not an option - so i sold my shares to daddy warmechs. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-24 10:53:00 | |
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| don't mess with me homie, i have gas | |
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flattchulente meerkats flatchulaent meerkats flattttchoolent meerkats flatulent meerkats flattt uuu lll ee nn t
meerkats that's what i said, and i said it loud. it showed those punk kids. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-24 08:31:00 | |
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| TINY TIM | |
| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2006-07-24 04:46:00 | |
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| protect your investment with the latest technology | |
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Upgrade today to take advantage of fantastic new features! |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-07-23 23:43:00 | |
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| the upcoming chevy nova of the information age | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-23 23:05:00 | |
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RIGHT SHOULDER, ARMS LEFT SHOULDER, ARMS PRESENT, ARMS ORDER, ARMS from Libya, their smugglers are good at sneaking Into disney world. |
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| Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-07-23 21:02:00 | |
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RUIX v8 ;login: roy You're a guest on the system. Type help for meaningless documentation or adventure to start the game $ adventure [instantianting RTAS] [reticulating splines] You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. It is yellow. You are likely to be riced out by a grue. } look You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. It is yellow. You are likely to be riced out by a grue. } down You go down. You fall out of the sky, and land upside-down in a pile of parts. There is a Z-*1uH-$$ here. There is a K-82J!-)@ here. There is a Q-892-11% here. } look Z-*1uH-$$ This is a hat, missing, bowler style. It is in scuffed condition. Your score has just gone up by -1 points. } look K-82J!-)@ This is a fine specimen of part number K-82J!-)@ here. Engraved on the bottom is a phone number, but it's mostly rubbed off. You can make out a 5 and a 0, but that's about it. } look Q-892-11% Looking at Q-892-11%, you see a Q-892-11%. It looks exactly like every other Q-892-11% you've seen, except this one is puce. This reminds you that at your house, you've got a Q-892-11% in SteelBlue1, and your mother's Q-892-11% is taupe. There are no more objects remaining to look at. Game terminated. You scored -1 points out of a possible 2,147,483,648, and have reached the rank of wat. Segmentation fault (core dumped). |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-23 03:33:00 | |
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| Inverted Structural Map of the Elephan't Trunk. Then he went away, a little warm, but not at all astonished, eating melons, and throwing the rind about, because he could not pick it up. | |
| Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-07-23 01:17:00 | |
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| riced out yugo brings you funky-fresh poqato quips | |
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"Ed. Ed Nelson??" I demanded, five ways south of sundown.
"five dollah, point one, fifty-fifty..." the panhandler mumbled, obviously having left the oven on. "chap, chap, chap!!" I demanded, now six point seven horses led to water. The can this chap had. "Now, chap... ED N3LS0n??? qq" He seemed to understand this dialect somewhat more effectively. "wat!!" he said, as his gerbil wheel shifted into second. wookies melting everywhere. "Clambonatorics, my friend and/or chap. compound interest is more powerful than gravity... invest, and you'll soon be off of my sidewalk. Good day!" I began to stroll off, with the protesting noises of the former friend and/or chap fading off into the distance. I quaffed a milkshake and gained 27 XP. As I enqueued some hat-tastic funk on my slypod, it began to rain muckrakers. Don't you hate it when a plan comes together? Ah, well. All's well that holds water. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-22 17:04:00 | |
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The region R = { (x,y) | x >= 1, 0 <= y <= 1/x }, rotated about the x-axis, results in a solid that is finite, has a volume of 1, and has an infinite surface area. The practical upshot of this is that you can fill it with paint, but you cannot paint it. It makes no sense, but we can prove it with math, therefore, like Riced Out Yugo, it must be true. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-22 01:24:00 | |
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| a collection of thoughtful statements from the mysterious, distant present | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-21 14:10:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-21 13:47:00 | |
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