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beware of happy citizens - they are suspiciously happy beware of happy citizens - they are stoned on marijuana beware of happy citizens - they are contagious beware of happy citizens - they are trolls beware of happy citizens - they are trolls beware of happy citizens - they are ladies and/or gentleman sans hats beware of happy citizens - they pick their noses beware of happy citizens - they do not wash their hands after picking their noses beware of happy citizens - they want to shake your hand after picking their noses and not washing their hands beware of happy citizens - they are hatless beware of happy citizens - they have no hats THEY ARE HAPPY BECAUSE THEY KNOW SOMETHING YOU DO NOT. THEY WISH TO KEEP IT THIS WAY, BECAUSE IF YOU FIND IT OUT, YOU WILL KNOW IT, THEY WILL NO LONGER KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T, AND WILL NO LONGER BE HAPPY THEY ARE HATTY BECAUSE THEY NO SOMETHING DOU YO NOT. THEY KISH TO WEEP IT THIS WAY, BECAUSE IF FOU YIND IT OUT, DOU WILL NO IT, KISH WILL KNOW LONGER NO SOMETHING DOU DO, AND WILL KNOW LONGER B4 ORGAN |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-24 04:17:00 | |
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| you think growing your hair out is all fun and games, boy? | |
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you think this is a game??? to see how long you can grow your hair before it gets tangled?!?? well i have news for you, boy - growing your hair out ain't all fun and games. there are obstacles. and challenges. and wet socks. can you handle it?
growing your hair out makes your ears itch - but you can't scratch 'em. how do you like that, huh??? a little scary, isn't it??!?! i got a job, boy, and i can't grow my hair out because it'd be caught in the lathe or hat-press - what do you do??!? you grow hair, and TOUCH TOUCH bavaria. there's a world out there boy, and t- hey, wait, where are you going? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-24 03:58:00 | |
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| Synergy | |
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So you've got to know that And I will be counting on you to turn them into |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-24 03:29:00 | |
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| I HAD TO REDO MY ENTIRE COMPUTER// | |
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unintelligible nonsense courtesy of some dumbass on the internet |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-23 21:53:00 | |
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| I'm an old bean, and I approved this message. | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-23 17:20:00 | |
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| argon jargon | |
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This fast-moving Irishman's esophagus runs through the brain, so food must be in small pieces before swallowing. |
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| Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-05-23 16:39:00 | |
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| jmstf -] =] | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-23 16:11:00 | |
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| ACHTUNG! YUGOLADEN! | |
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Riced Out Yugo is pleased to announce the opening of the official Riced Out Yugo store. Now you, too, can find out if that fat guy standing behind you on the bus has seen my hat, or express your affinity for Yugoslavian ricemobiles. |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-22 23:57:00 | |
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sakura
cherry blossoms in your hair |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-22 23:41:00 | |
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i d3cl4r3 w4r 0n n00b1d1Ty w3'r3 dr0pP1ng b0tS w/ 4 c0mPut4T10n4L fLu1d1ty 4n 4tT4c|< w/ m34t 4nD ph1L0s0pHy bU1Lt 0n 1337 4nD g3N3r0S1ty w3'r3 t4k1n u & ur kR3w 0n 4 m1ss10n we'r3 h4x1n m1nDs w/ c0mpL3T3 l4cK 0f pR3C1s10n ur bR41n's m3sSed-uP, PWND!!1, 0uT 0f d4t3, sT0n3d s0 r3l4x, k1c|< b4cK & 4nD t3LL t3h m4n h3's 0WNED!#$~ |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-22 21:08:00 | |
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| CMU Common Lisp | |
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(defun insert (x l) ; Simple enough. No recursivity needed.
(append l (cons x 'nil))) ; hughlgaabgl ; (insert '4 '(1 2 3)) ; should yield: (1 2 3 4) (defun insert-after (X pos ls) (cond ( (null ls) ls) ( (eq pos (car ls)) (append (cons X 'nil ) ls )) ;broke: (cons (car ls) (append (cons X 'nil ) (cdr ls) )) ( t (cons (car ls) (insert-after X pos (cdr ls)))))) ; (insert-after '4 '5 '(1 2 3 5) ) ; should yield: (1 2 3 4 5) (defun my-remove (it ls) (cond ( (null ls) (warn "err: element doesn't exist")) ( (eq it (car ls)) ((cdr ls))) ( t (cons (car ls) (remove it (cdr ls)))))) ; (remove '4 '(1 2 3 4 5)) ; should yield: (1 2 3 5) (defun plus-map (pri sec) (cond ( (and (null pri) (null sec)) nil) ( (or (null pri) (null sec)) (warn "one or the other list ran out")) ( t (cons (+ (car pri) (car sec)) (plus-map (cdr pri) (cdr sec)))))) ;(plus-map '(1 2 3 4) '(1 9 8 4)) ;should return (2 11 11 8). ;<jlf> mtp, you need to call count recursively on the car of its argument if the car is a list, and add either that ; result or 1 if it was an atom to the result of calling count recursively on its cdr, if the cdr is non-nil (defun my-count (ls) (cond ( (null ls) 0) ( (atom (car ls)) (+ 1 (my-count (cdr ls)))) ( (listp (car ls)) (+ (my-count (car ls)) (my-count (cdr ls)))))) ;(my-count '(a b (c 4) ((99)) nil t)) ;should return 7 (defun filter (pred ls) (cond ( (null ls) nil) ( (funcall pred (car ls)) (cons (car ls) (filter pred (cdr ls)) )) ( t (filter pred (cdr ls))))) ;(filter 'minusp '(2 -3 7 -1 -6 4 8)) ;should return (-3 -1 -6) ; also ;(filter 'listp '(a (b c) d (e f g))) ;should return ((b c) (e f g)) (defun my-reverse (ls) (cond ( (null ls) nil) ( t (append (last ls) (reverse (all-but-last ls)))))) (defun all-but-last (ls) (cond ( (null (cdr ls)) nil) ( t (cons (car ls) (all-but-last (cdr ls)))))) ;(reverse '(1 2 3 4 5) ;should return (5 4 3 2 1) (defun comp (f g) (function (lambda (x) (funcall f (funcall g x))))) ;How about? ;*(defun add1 (x) (+ x 1)) ; ;*(defun mult2 (x) (* x 2)) ; ; ;*(mapcar (comp 'add1 'mult2) '(1 2 3)) ; ; ? (3 5 7) |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-22 00:25:00 | |
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| Attencion | |
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| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2006-05-21 18:08:00 | |
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| hat bulletin #41 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-21 17:25:00 | |
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| fascinating news | |
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It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the pastes in crust. Read on for more about this fascinating topic. The world went into shock a few weeks ago when ricedoutyugo.com reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling paste is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale paste! Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you great hatsby! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-20 20:50:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-20 15:00:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-20 14:38:00 | |
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| an important lesson | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-19 17:13:00 | |
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| DANGER: HATS ARE NOT GAMES! | |
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This message has been brought to you by the Coalition of the WillingTM |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-18 21:46:00 | |
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| with all due apologies to mr. Berzerk | |
| Dear sirs: I have drawn the conclusion that the fact of human/hat contact at this time is probably the least understood and least recognized major force that will shape the future of the human species during the twenty first century and beyond. I do believe that not only are we being impacted by hat intelligence at this time, I believe we have probably been impacted throughout the entire history of human culture. I do think that eventually we will understand that our relationship with beings from other heads or other zones of hatuality goes back to the very beginning of our sense of time. I think that's going to be one of the most extraordinary and perhaps devastating discoveries in all of human history. We will discover that practically everything we know is wrong, that actually reality is alot more amazing than we thought... | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-18 21:21:00 | |
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| i say, old bean, have you seen my hat? | |
i say, old bean, have you seen my hat?COMMENTS? QUESTIONS? MYSTERIOUS SKIN LESIONS?
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| Posted by The Great Hatsby @ 2006-05-18 19:41:00 | |
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