Riced Out Yugo
This Shit Will Fuck You Up
God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, Theodore Kaczynski, Richard Ramirez,
Robert Berdella, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo, Joseph Briggen,
Timothy McVeigh, Gary Leon Ridgway, Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka

Ted Bundy, Edmund Kemper, Kenneth Bianchi and Angelo Buono,
Herman Drenth, Albert Fish, Andrew Cunanan, Robert Yates,
John Wayne Gacy, Aileen Wuornos, Charlie Starkweather, Caril Fugate,
David Koresh, Marshall Applewise, Robert Hansen, Herbert Mullin,
Edward Gein, Caroll Cole, Richard Cottingham, Joseph Franklin,
Charles Manson, Harvey Carignan

God bless, God bless
God bless, God bless
God bless, God bless
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-24 17:31:00
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Disclosure Statement (AS REQUIRED BY LAW)
  • happy_citizens is for external use only
  • happy_citizens is illegal in Virginia and the District of Columbia
  • happy_citizens should be removed before flight
  • happy_citizens contains dangerous voltages
  • happy_citizens dramatically increases the negative effects of alcohol
  • happy_citizens is known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth, defects, or reproductive harm
  • happy_citizens is barking up the wrong tree

Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-24 16:21:00
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bavarian hat drill
hat! stay online!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-24 04:19:00
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beware of happy citizens
beware of happy citizens - they are suspiciously happy
beware of happy citizens - they are stoned on marijuana
beware of happy citizens - they are contagious
beware of happy citizens - they are trolls
beware of happy citizens - they are trolls
beware of happy citizens - they are ladies and/or gentleman sans hats
beware of happy citizens - they pick their noses
beware of happy citizens - they do not wash their hands after picking their noses
beware of happy citizens - they want to shake your hand after picking their noses and not washing their hands
beware of happy citizens - they are hatless
beware of happy citizens - they have no hats

THEY ARE HAPPY BECAUSE THEY KNOW SOMETHING YOU DO NOT. THEY WISH TO KEEP IT THIS WAY, BECAUSE IF YOU FIND IT OUT, YOU WILL KNOW IT, THEY WILL NO LONGER KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T, AND WILL NO LONGER BE HAPPY

THEY ARE HATTY BECAUSE THEY NO SOMETHING DOU YO NOT. THEY KISH TO WEEP IT THIS WAY, BECAUSE IF FOU YIND IT OUT, DOU WILL NO IT, KISH WILL KNOW LONGER NO SOMETHING DOU DO, AND WILL KNOW LONGER B4 ORGAN
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-24 04:17:00
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you think growing your hair out is all fun and games, boy?
you think this is a game??? to see how long you can grow your hair before it gets tangled?!?? well i have news for you, boy - growing your hair out ain't all fun and games. there are obstacles. and challenges. and wet socks. can you handle it?

growing your hair out makes your ears itch - but you can't scratch 'em. how do you like that, huh??? a little scary, isn't it??!?! i got a job, boy, and i can't grow my hair out because it'd be caught in the lathe or hat-press - what do you do??!? you grow hair, and TOUCH TOUCH bavaria. there's a world out there boy, and t-

hey, wait, where are you going?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-24 03:58:00
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Synergy
So you've got to know that synergy doesn't actually mean synergy in this book. I can't do normal synergy. No, in this book, synergy means cartoon foxes. What I'm saying is: this book will be starting off with an exorbitant amount of cartoon foxes.

And I will be counting on you to turn them into synergy.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-24 03:29:00
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I HAD TO REDO MY ENTIRE COMPUTER//
THOSE WHO CAN'T STOP TALKING LONG ENOUGH TO SEE WILL SPEND TOMORROW @ STAPLES IN THE COMPUTER DEPT BUYING DOWNLOADS








THOSE WHO CAN'T STOP TALKING LONG ENOUGH TO SEE WILL SPEND TOMORROW @ STAPLES IN THE COMPUTER DEPT BUYING DOWNLOADS








THOSE WHO CAN'T STOP TALKING LONG ENOUGH TO SEE WILL SPEND TOMORROW @ STAPLES IN THE COMPUTER DEPT BUYING DOWNLOADS








THOSE WHO CAN'T STOP TALKING LONG ENOUGH TO SEE WILL SPEND TOMORROW @ STAPLES IN THE COMPUTER DEPT BUYING DOWNLOADS








THOSE WHO CAN'T STOP TALKING LONG ENOUGH TO SEE WILL SPEND TOMORROW @ STAPLES IN THE COMPUTER DEPT BUYING DOWNLOADS


unintelligible nonsense courtesy of some dumbass on the internet
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-23 21:53:00
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I'm an old bean, and I approved this message.
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-23 17:20:00
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argon jargon

This fast-moving Irishman's esophagus runs through the brain, so food must be in small pieces before swallowing.
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-05-23 16:39:00
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jmstf -] =]
fnord
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-23 16:11:00
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ACHTUNG! YUGOLADEN!
Riced Out Yugo is pleased to announce the opening of the official Riced Out Yugo store. Now you, too, can find out if that fat guy standing behind you on the bus has seen my hat, or express your affinity for Yugoslavian ricemobiles.

Order now - supplies are limited!


ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE USED TO PURCHASE BODY KITS AND SPOILERS FOR IMPOVERISHED YUGO OWNERS
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-22 23:57:00
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sakura
sakura

cherry blossoms in your hair
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-22 23:41:00
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w3'r3 dr0pP1ng b0tS w/ 4 c0mPut4T10n4L fLu1d1ty
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bU1Lt 0n 1337 4nD g3N3r0S1ty
w3'r3 t4k1n u & ur kR3w 0n 4 m1ss10n
we'r3 h4x1n m1nDs w/ c0mpL3T3 l4cK 0f pR3C1s10n
ur bR41n's m3sSed-uP, PWND!!1, 0uT 0f d4t3, sT0n3d
s0 r3l4x, k1c|< b4cK & 4nD t3LL t3h m4n h3's 0WNED!#$~
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-22 21:08:00
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CMU Common Lisp
(defun insert (x l) ; Simple enough. No recursivity needed.
  (append l (cons x 'nil))) ; hughlgaabgl
; (insert '4 '(1 2 3))
; should yield: (1 2 3 4)

(defun insert-after (X pos ls)
  (cond ( (null ls) ls)

        ( (eq pos (car ls))
           (append (cons X 'nil ) ls ))
           ;broke: (cons (car ls) (append (cons X 'nil ) (cdr ls) ))
        (  t  (cons (car ls)
                    (insert-after X pos (cdr ls))))))
; (insert-after '4 '5 '(1 2 3 5) )
; should yield: (1 2 3 4 5)

(defun my-remove (it ls)
  (cond ( (null ls) (warn "err: element doesn't exist"))
        ( (eq it (car ls)) ((cdr ls)))
        ( t (cons (car ls) (remove it (cdr ls))))))
; (remove '4 '(1 2 3 4 5))
; should yield: (1 2 3 5)

(defun plus-map (pri sec)
  (cond ( (and (null pri) (null sec))
          nil)
        ( (or (null pri) (null sec))
          (warn "one or the other list ran out"))
        ( t (cons (+ (car pri) (car sec)) (plus-map (cdr pri) (cdr sec))))))

;(plus-map '(1 2 3 4) '(1 9 8 4))
;should return (2 11 11 8).

;<jlf> mtp, you need to call count recursively on the car of its argument if the car is a list, and add either that
;         result or 1 if it was an atom to the result of calling count recursively on its cdr, if the cdr is non-nil

(defun my-count (ls)
  (cond ( (null ls) 0)
        ( (atom (car ls)) (+ 1 (my-count (cdr ls))))
        ( (listp (car ls)) (+ (my-count (car ls)) (my-count (cdr ls))))))
;(my-count '(a b (c 4) ((99)) nil t))
;should return 7

(defun filter (pred ls)
  (cond ( (null ls) nil)
        ( (funcall pred (car ls)) (cons (car ls) (filter pred (cdr ls)) ))
        ( t (filter pred (cdr ls)))))
;(filter 'minusp '(2 -3 7 -1 -6 4 8))
;should return (-3 -1 -6)
; also
;(filter 'listp '(a (b c) d (e f g)))
;should return ((b c) (e f g))

(defun my-reverse (ls)
  (cond ( (null ls) nil)
        ( t (append (last ls) (reverse (all-but-last ls))))))
(defun all-but-last (ls)
  (cond ( (null (cdr ls)) nil)
        ( t (cons (car ls) (all-but-last (cdr ls))))))
;(reverse '(1 2 3 4 5)
;should return (5 4 3 2 1)

(defun comp (f g)
  (function (lambda (x) (funcall f (funcall g x)))))

;How about?
;*(defun add1 (x) (+ x 1))
;
;*(defun mult2 (x) (* x 2))
;
;
;*(mapcar (comp 'add1 'mult2) '(1 2 3))
;
;    ? (3 5 7)
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-22 00:25:00
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Attencion
fuckle
Posted by DOLT45 @ 2006-05-21 18:08:00
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hat bulletin #41
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-21 17:25:00
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fascinating news
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the pastes in crust. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.

The world went into shock a few weeks ago when ricedoutyugo.com reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling paste is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale paste!

Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!

You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you great hatsby! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-20 20:50:00
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watvascript
this won't work for LJ, come to Yugo for the full effect!!11
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-20 15:00:00
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bleutueb
𝖢
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-20 14:38:00
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an important lesson
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-19 17:13:00
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