Riced Out Yugo
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The meltdown was provided courtesy of one small black cat. It was Thursday, May Sixth, 2004, and the feed was idle. At any time, no small amount of hydrogen, helium, and other lower elements were flowing at breakneck speed. The dual VAXes that kept track of the primary flow hummed along quietly.

But not all was well in the idyllic world of the feed. So simple was the error, that the designers of the protocol, hailing back from metaverse days, didn't see it coming. "Within the frame," came a command from Dr. T. Acquiescing to his request, they lowered their primary defenses, quickly switching to authorization mode. Immediately as this happened, Dr. X, on the opposite side of the feed sent a reverse authentication request for Dr. T with one frame out of sequence - the security context.

The two requests overlapped in memory. Attempting to authorize against this invalid security context, the system lost track of the current instruction, and fell off the end of available memory. Normally, this would cause a fatal trap, and each system would reboot, independent of each other. However, the security context ended up such that the processors were launched into privileged mode, ring 0, and executed the bytestream at CS:IP 0:0. The deadly instructions at that location on the first VAX caused the feed control to activate its molecular synth, generating a microscopic amount of uranium and letting it free into the feed. Infinitely. The second VAX had a slightly different instruction, and it was to wait.

And wait it did. Until the primary controller reported that the feed was depleted. Creating uranium out of hydrogen and helium is no small feat, and the system knew this. However, the rest routines on both control machines were also overwritten by Dr. X and Dr. T's invalid commands, and caused a short rest to allow the feedhorns to recover, and immediately afterward, manufacture a large neutron stream. Critical mass was no trouble for the uranium-saturated feed. Meltdown happened fairly instantly. I was the only one to escape unscathed.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-17 22:32:00
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Certified Funt Instruction and Services
Method for celery stick production:

1) This next step will require a celery stick.
2) Repeat.

Through time honored tradition this method has sustained generations of
neutron-based farmstead cattle containment fields.

Thank you for your patience in this continued persuit of long-term utility grade salmon cans.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-04-16 13:01:00
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my skin is stretchy
along with time-space in a four-dimensional kingdom of mice

losing track from my previous derailment, there is some breaking news in the yugo community today, the religious cultists of the IITF met with the government of TBAR, resulting in a cease-fire order of IITF's Expose group. This immediate attention has been brought to us by Mr. Lee, of MLGHK.

HTML tends to look like bizzare animu smileys when inverted pixelwise.

The mechanical NOR gate will be used to synthesize logic in futuer generations

Empty list:


We now return you to our regularly breaking drama after this commercial from Wilson's Hatfitters.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-15 02:53:00
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fed up with chunk-y beatz?
are you fed up with your neighbors playing those super chunk-y beatz, while you're stuck with an out of tune acoustic and an emotionally vacant girlfriend?

well, fret no longer! now you can upgrade to O SHIT BOY brand electronica - we'll even take your battered old emomobile as a trade-in!! don't let this frantabulous opportunity slip from your claws
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-13 19:49:00
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existential funtry
* fark the millks. poetateoeoe?? jiminy the farm; lukewarm lentil surprise. ZOUNDS, ZOUNDS, ZOUNDS, ZOUNDS, ZOUNDS, now we're cookin' with gas.

* should GAS the ZOUNDS interact cooking width, malarkey ptoateoe will be misdeconstrued as the synthesis of bicameral, biparte, hair parting.

* glort the float. sense soak. spiritual suntan lotion. can i have a cheeseburger, yet?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-11 15:55:00
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cubic pi bonding
Implementation of the fourth-generation networking protocols have always ran into the collisions problem whereby multiple data units transmitted at the same time have colided into one mental block and require string separation using the C library's strtok(3) function which is not always implemented in a thread safe manner, modifies its arguments, does not properly preclude hermitism in the pigeon, avoidance of terminal altercations, pigtailed females can easily sway it to overflow the main buffer in which the return address when the function falls off the end of the stack will fail to point to anything valid and faults will be segmented during which time a signal handler will be invoked and the flow of control takes a long jump in certain cases, until which the end of the segment has been reached, kerosene flowing out of pores, weighted TSCs becoming desynched, the kernel failing to keep track of ticks from one clock cycle to the next, and the delay loop fails to calibrate against a single-cycle bogomip, the end of which provides a case-insensitive markup language for transmission of single-loop phase data over copper which eventually will be transmuted to heat and blown out of a fan on the backplane, finding trouble with the fix that was pawned, consumer having completed its replicating over the syncrepl provider, into the bdb on-disk cache during fflush(), and the avoidance of run-on sentences.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-10 01:19:00
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einen p0eeemz
roses are red
violets are blue
OMFG!
STFU!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-04-09 04:18:00
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MY HAT! MY HAT!! MY HAT!!! MY HAT!!!! MY HAT!!!!! MY HAT!!!!!!!1
The lie that pushes you into the deepest blue.

I am eating macaroni and cheese while compiling my reports on the scalarity of hats!

Or quite possibly, vice versa. Keeping track of these things is like modifying self-writing code.

Have you seen the output of a ppc asm optimizer? Jeeeezus.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-07 18:38:00
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tactical thought regression loops and you
please study the following interview transcript.

j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is..."
yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is."
j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is."
yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is."
j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is."
yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is."
j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is."
yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is."
j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is."
yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is."
j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is."

yugo o'clock news: "We'll be right back after this commercial."

j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is."
yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is."
j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is."
yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is."
j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is."
yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is."

Thanks that's all the time we have for today
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-06 01:42:00
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int main
float root-beer

auto mobile

enum claw wisconson

see plus plus minus one to the root of x to the x to the max to the crax to the whax. Please typoset me with latex paint while compiling my recursive definitnions into an abstract syntax tree and caching my dereference value.

reverse my polish notation please i beg of you, i want it so badly
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-05 01:00:00
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WAT WEEKLY 00:00:02
Discontinued.
HEY MISTER YOU LEFT YOUR HAT!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-04-04 20:12:00
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inverted hats, theorems and contradictions
Hats is good. Listen buddy, do not question it. Also gene simmons, I haev ur hat. Please see me in the back to reclaim it, a ferral blunt-smoking monkey had it.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-04-04 18:18:00
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full-on hatting position
certain chaps and/or madams have been inquiring regarding inquries about a lost hat. riced out yugo would like to officially not state its lack of connection with ricedoutyugo.com. were riced out yugo to exist, it would have nothing to do with hat recovery services. we would, however, hope all hats of all parties are found, and all dastardly hat thieves are brought to justice.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-04 17:38:00
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ACH, NEIN!
IN JUENGERER ZEIT HABE ICH MEINEN BESTEN HUT VERLOREN. ER IST EIN FANTASTISCHER HUT, UND ICH BRAUCHE IHN, MEINEN KOPF ZU BEZIEHEN. WENN SIE IHN FINDEN, BITTE ESSEN SIE IHN NICHT.
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-04-04 14:02:00
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Dear sirs
I have decided that this business of shoefitting is for the snacks.

Please cancel my subscription to Yugoslavian Online effective yesterday. I will sign up tomorrow, but please give me a retrograde cancellation, otherwise I will not sign up. It is imperative that I speak with a customer service representative immediately. Please don't stop stopping the service I haven't signed up for yet on my lack of an account.

Enter the matrix through that door there.

REASON
version 1.0B7
Gatling-type 3mm hypervelocity railgun system
Ng Security Industries, Inc.
PRERELEASE VERSION—NOT FOR FIELD USE
DO NOT TEST IN A POPULATED AREA
~ULTIMA RATIO REGUM~
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-04 02:47:00
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windowlicker chord structure analysis
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-04 02:44:00
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Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-04-02 00:35:00
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cheetopia
in the land of malfastic gruefunk, stan had only just begun. the natives were not taking to his presence well, and he had resorted to getting funky.

"fie, fie!!" yelled a local pork butt farmer.

"DONNO BODY UNH!#~" cried stan.

don't mess with disco stan.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-01 20:58:00
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spying!!
here is a conversation i listened to my roommate have on his cellular telephone, as he was kind enough to leave the door open.

uhhhhhh
yeah
yeah
uhhh, no
unh, i- no
yeah

i am not sure what the other person said.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-30 16:55:00
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sparkling sprockets, sporkman
new HYDRO-BERYLIUM DOMICILE CLEANSER (tm). apply liberally to wiping unit of choice, and wish habitation byproducts bon voyage! don't let grue mastication happen to you. buy today.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 16:35:00
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