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| fed up with chunk-y beatz? | |
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are you fed up with your neighbors playing those super chunk-y beatz, while you're stuck with an out of tune acoustic and an emotionally vacant girlfriend?
well, fret no longer! now you can upgrade to O SHIT BOY brand electronica - we'll even take your battered old emomobile as a trade-in!! don't let this frantabulous opportunity slip from your claws |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-13 19:49:00 | |
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| existential funtry | |
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* fark the millks. poetateoeoe?? jiminy the farm; lukewarm lentil surprise. ZOUNDS, ZOUNDS, ZOUNDS, ZOUNDS, ZOUNDS, now we're cookin' with gas.
* should GAS the ZOUNDS interact cooking width, malarkey ptoateoe will be misdeconstrued as the synthesis of bicameral, biparte, hair parting. * glort the float. sense soak. spiritual suntan lotion. can i have a cheeseburger, yet? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-11 15:55:00 | |
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| cubic pi bonding | |
| Implementation of the fourth-generation networking protocols have always ran into the collisions problem whereby multiple data units transmitted at the same time have colided into one mental block and require string separation using the C library's strtok(3) function which is not always implemented in a thread safe manner, modifies its arguments, does not properly preclude hermitism in the pigeon, avoidance of terminal altercations, pigtailed females can easily sway it to overflow the main buffer in which the return address when the function falls off the end of the stack will fail to point to anything valid and faults will be segmented during which time a signal handler will be invoked and the flow of control takes a long jump in certain cases, until which the end of the segment has been reached, kerosene flowing out of pores, weighted TSCs becoming desynched, the kernel failing to keep track of ticks from one clock cycle to the next, and the delay loop fails to calibrate against a single-cycle bogomip, the end of which provides a case-insensitive markup language for transmission of single-loop phase data over copper which eventually will be transmuted to heat and blown out of a fan on the backplane, finding trouble with the fix that was pawned, consumer having completed its replicating over the syncrepl provider, into the bdb on-disk cache during fflush(), and the avoidance of run-on sentences. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-10 01:19:00 | |
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| einen p0eeemz | |
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roses are red
violets are blue OMFG! STFU! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-04-09 04:18:00 | |
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| MY HAT! MY HAT!! MY HAT!!! MY HAT!!!! MY HAT!!!!! MY HAT!!!!!!!1 | |
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The lie that pushes you into the deepest blue. I am eating macaroni and cheese while compiling my reports on the scalarity of hats! Or quite possibly, vice versa. Keeping track of these things is like modifying self-writing code. Have you seen the output of a ppc asm optimizer? Jeeeezus. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-07 18:38:00 | |
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| tactical thought regression loops and you | |
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please study the following interview transcript.
j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is..." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "We'll be right back after this commercial." j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." Thanks that's all the time we have for today |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-06 01:42:00 | |
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| int main | |
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l ro em l see p |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-05 01:00:00 | |
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| WAT WEEKLY 00:00:02 | |
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Discontinued.
HEY MISTER YOU LEFT YOUR HAT! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-04-04 20:12:00 | |
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| inverted hats, theorems and contradictions | |
| Hats is good. Listen buddy, do not question it. Also gene simmons, I haev ur hat. Please see me in the back to reclaim it, a ferral blunt-smoking monkey had it. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-04-04 18:18:00 | |
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| full-on hatting position | |
| certain chaps and/or madams have been inquiring regarding inquries about a lost hat. riced out yugo would like to officially not state its lack of connection with ricedoutyugo.com. were riced out yugo to exist, it would have nothing to do with hat recovery services. we would, however, hope all hats of all parties are found, and all dastardly hat thieves are brought to justice. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-04 17:38:00 | |
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| ACH, NEIN! | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-04-04 14:02:00 | |
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| Dear sirs | ||
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I have decided that this business of shoefitting is for the snacks. Please cancel my subscription to Yugoslavian Online effective yesterday. I will sign up tomorrow, but please give me a retrograde cancellation, otherwise I will not sign up. It is imperative that I speak with a customer service representative immediately. Please don't stop stopping the service I haven't signed up for yet on my lack of an account. Enter the matrix through that door there.
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-04 02:47:00 | ||
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| windowlicker chord structure analysis | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-04 02:44:00 | |
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Does your establishment furnish products and/or services? Can these products and/or services be purchased or leased in exchange for money or other goods? Then you need:
Drink on the job! Assault the janitorial staff! Sexually harass your co-workers! Anything goes when you're protected by BARRACUDA NETWORKS. |
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| Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-04-02 00:35:00 | |
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| cheetopia | |
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in the land of malfastic gruefunk, stan had only just begun. the natives were not taking to his presence well, and he had resorted to getting funky.
"fie, fie!!" yelled a local pork butt farmer. "DONNO BODY UNH!#~" cried stan. don't mess with disco stan. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-01 20:58:00 | |
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| spying!! | |
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here is a conversation i listened to my roommate have on his cellular telephone, as he was kind enough to leave the door open.
uhhhhhh yeah yeah uhhh, no unh, i- no yeah i am not sure what the other person said. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-30 16:55:00 | |
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| sparkling sprockets, sporkman | |
| new HYDRO-BERYLIUM DOMICILE CLEANSER (tm). apply liberally to wiping unit of choice, and wish habitation byproducts bon voyage! don't let grue mastication happen to you. buy today. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 16:35:00 | |
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| Post 800 | |
| Has anyone figured out what this web site is for? If so, please let us know. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 00:25:00 | |
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| ham | |
i am but a
ham technician,may i take your order? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 00:24:00 | |
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| owls come in wise, fuzzy, and metallic models | |
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are you down for some mallardry tonight? that feta clamp lost its butane flair? are you aware that richard nixon preferred peanut butter sandwiches over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
if you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you are a candidate for owl relocation surgery. i personally guarantee the results will be a hoot. --hootur z. heffer, owner, nature's own dynamic mallard wizardry |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 00:22:00 | |
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