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aphex ambient selects (tm)
fresh from richard's kitchen synths to yours!!

aphex ambient selects!!

buy now. only $31.47 per quintette. remember our motto - quintette sounds crisper than quintet, and sextet would just take peoples' minds off of music.

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-28 01:44:00
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alert: missing hat

MISSING HAT



REWARD FOR SAFE RETURN:


1 HAT


SLIGHTLY USED

Posted by fuckle @ 2006-03-27 22:03:00
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songs of the day old pizza, vol. II
Midnight peppers
Shitty tippers

Punmen and brainiacs
all will feature on the pizza dough
and i can't do nothin' 'bout that, no, no
But if you eat what's mine
I'll sure as hell retaliate

you can free the world you can free my mind
just as long as my pizza's safe from harm
tonight
(repeat)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-27 00:07:00
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songs of the day old pizza, vol. I
day old pizza
nice to meet ya

i'm sorry to deplete ya
but i'm gonna have to eat ya

day old pizza
nice to greet ya

sorry to bid you adieu
but i must eat you
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-27 00:06:00
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nob blowvac
i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear
i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear
i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear
i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear
i am conservative and i put cia secrets in my underwear
i am conservative and i would like to show you my cia secrets
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-26 21:57:00
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two-time loserdom vs. the idiosyncracy of virtual fence anchors, baby
pie!!! mince!!~~ potato~! IMMORALLALALAL!!! illegal??~? pork equivalence?

elf fantasy, pork reality?

police babies anchor the state, nay??!?! hamz.

do u canoe?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-26 03:53:00
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!!!!~~~-..bling

yo yo check my wergeld

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-25 03:41:00
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!!!!~~~`--..bling

yo yo check my wergeld

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-25 03:40:00
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hellfire (tm) brand malarkey inducers
choosy moms and/or dads choose hellfire (tm) brand malarkey inducers for sparkier cable descrambling. uses only natural digital caulk. available in mint and chartreuse

order now

only $15.99 per parsec, also availble in n-litre versions
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-20 21:03:00
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HOLY SHIT ROBBY GET AWAY FROM IT! ITS GONNA BLOW!
I asked the man at the bodega if I could buy Jesus. He got very angry with yelling involved at a factor +10. I hastily made my escape with a 16 ounce glass bottle of Pepsi Christ and a dimebag. Its was time to head back to Robby's house and get the Bon Jovi record back from him...
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-03-16 16:13:00
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THIS PAGE CAUSES CANCER
zero-point energy storage is whereby you use the uncertain mathematics of scaling fonts from 128 to 0 points. It can be shown that state in a quantum 'turing machine' can be controlled by certain systems of equations derived from the font-scaling problem, or 'zero points. It is in this way that we can fit terabytes of data in a cubic centimeter sold by Adobe and requiring their reader to unpack. Anyone can make a type-3, but only Adobe can publish type-1 fonts.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-03-16 04:29:00
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Hotelliers you lisenen?
finding password utility, very chewy and milky. Crisper sheets and wider fi than the OTHER hotels. Sluts in the hallway that will sucky sucky would be good too. And in-room bongs. HELLO GRAND PRAIRIE TEXAS! I'M LOOKING IN YOUR CHEWY GODDAMN BELOW-STREET-LEVEL DIRECTION!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-03-13 13:45:00
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WE ARE BACK
We here at Yugoed out Rice would like to be extremely sorry for the server downtime over the past few days. We got our connection back by using RFC-1337 IP over IP Over TCP over Yugo protocol
modem
td
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-13 12:59:00
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news flash
today, blog party presidential candidate horward dean announced that he has chosen his running mate - crispian mills, frontman of the psychedelic rock outfit shula kaker. mills will attend all press conferences with a guitar, amp, and proceed to get funky whenever there's something that needs to be said. he will release his own statements in song form, and back dean up otherwise.

white house press secretary scott mcclellan had no immediate reponse available, save looking like a deer in the headlights for a good 15 seconds.

--AP News
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-27 22:50:00
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surfin' on the nougat, u:?
hatsmith regular suboperation, notch 27 earl fig 21 nougat 20
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-22 23:05:00
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plankton commentary for that dude on the internet thing
plankton appeared in the lower Miocene, in order to give those prissy molluscs (see upper Pliocene) something to wig out about (hint: what would be MOLLUSC ACNE?). originating in the southwest basin of the sahara, they quickly developed advanced communications networks and won a series of international football competitions. from there they branched out into the communications industry. they remain a power to this day, and are a founding partner in Verizon, inc. once secure (but still busy) in the communications industry, they launched into the music industry, contracting Max Martin to a string of commercially successful pop tunes (britney spears, avril lavigne). rumor has it they are also now involved in american politics (hint: REAGAN WAS THE BETA PROGRAM)

upper Pliocene
mandy mollusc and the cellphone squad get funky
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-20 18:35:00
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Absolutely mind boggling.
Set to a massive bass beat with whirring buttons and muco-poly-saccharides. Scroll at 500 miles per hour.

Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. For Change. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling.

Finish by replacing all fuses with ones rated 10 watts extra. The wiring will catch fire and you will lose everything you saved up till that point.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-02-19 13:31:00
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boysenberry fatigue
down-down my weight
zipping my energy
bring down my weight
zipping my lean muscle mass
bring down my body fat
bring down my wrinkles and sags
revitalizes my hair and nail growth
refresh my memory, mood and mental energy
sleep soundly and awake rested
help "me" getting rid of stress, fatigue and depression
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-18 03:18:00
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re: re: sir
He may say that he "often feels like a cake that is getting baked by the universe", but the 26-year-old Australian musician is about as serene as it is possible to be without help from a bottle of Night Nurse.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-13 23:48:00
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homie be crimpin' my clamp
homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp homfawp &c. &c.

+ Mallards == :O

QED, MUTHAFUCKA
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-13 22:59:00
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