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- certified mallard crisis - uncertified plumbing crisis - squirrelllll yabba |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-13 18:43:00 | |
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| sacre blootz | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-12 01:09:00 | |
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| The earth is standing still | |
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Tracing execution of function A(n^x), A being the Ackermann Function, N being a real, and X being the least-real value of A(x^n) where the external velocity increases and the hull temperature approaches LaTeX. The Core check simulation remained disengaged throughout the backdraft. D.B., Felis Concolor $4. BIOMODULES OFF !! !! !! Systolic pressure remains at a constant over the graph of this function. We spotted the ocean, crossed the green line, machinated the thinking satisfaction, touched and pushed the endless skies and came so... .close..... |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-02-11 02:59:00 | |
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| OUT | |
530 set Modulate 95 Channel open .. .. .. .. 530 set Audio set Range 11 Init Signal on Audio on . Wait 35 Audio decrease 15 Signal off End |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-02-11 02:21:00 | |
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| Wat Weekly 00:00:01 | |
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Did You ever wonder what the hell Wat is anyhow? No, I don't know either, but I can think of some great things it possibly COULD be!
Nu wat is disinguished from neo-wat, wat generalica, wat^2 and KrautWat by the absense of classic four-on-the-floor synth rhythms. Often replaced by distrorted synth guitar and complicated drum machine complicees. Nu-wat isn't generally accepted by the masses, for it has fallen out of popularity with the current generation of frauentines and club goers. Choosing for a laid back version of wat generalica called WATensive. WATensive is characterized by melodic beats, crunchy, almost folkish synths and employing several 'real life' or 'old generation' instruments such as the bass guitar, acoustic guitar or marimbas. Giving WATensive a very unique feel when played through headphones, as several stereo seperation gimmicks are often used. Centered almost completly in Germany, KrautWat is high powered, fully sampled and visceral experiences. Not for the faint of heart, many KrautWat works exceed 270 bpm, with intense and complex timing, often in 16:8, or 9:16. Sprung from the Neo-wat subsection, KrautWat rejects most of the synthpop/rock stylings and opting to engage the listener in deep, rich audio landscapes that assault the ears with no relenting. Much like a german blitzkrieg in World War 2. Wat Generalica is the closest thing to 'real Wat' in today's scene. Centered around neo-watsters who spend their time in garages with 1980's Casio keyboards, TRS-80's and analouge recording equipment. Producing a very 'rough' sounding proto-synth, almost psychedelic in it's presentation. Electric guitar is often employed to give depth and realism, often times with several distortion/processing methods used to give it a very unique sound. Wat Generalica artists often put out somewhere around 250-300 recordings every year, oftentimes limited edition runs (>30 copies, hand numbered) on cassette tape, 1/4'' reel-to-reel and vinyl records to keep with the aestetic appeal of the analouge pre-time. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-02-10 00:13:00 | |
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| the role of image processing in impressionistic art under VAX/VMS | |
| a group of scientists at mit has succussfully programmed a VAX running the VMS operating system to gereate paintints in the vein of van gogh - and they are actually passable. using an advanced, 16-bit color-matched process, thousands of gerbils and hairpin fragments painstakingly assemlbLALBLLALel bSDUNIX IS HIRRRRRRRRRR!R bgsg wumpufSTGsdg you are likelt tyWSo newB eatwen nwubyfadlfl $SYSY#&Y you have been eaten by a grue | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-07 21:30:00 | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2006-02-06 14:09:00 | |
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| norwegian lager synthesizers | |
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- we apologize, the irony board has rejected your dry cleaning ticket, despite your steaming oratory and pressing need
- we apologize, the nougat infrastructure is currently unavailable. please pay 25 cents a minute to continue using the internet - we apologize, the apology system is nougat 3000, increasing your quality of life |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-05 22:44:00 | |
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| Doctor Online | |
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And the black deer told me... don't be afraid. From the distance I could see a huge holographic Ronald McDonald walking between the grain(?) elevators and trees. Oh, If I had the money I'd have them make one of those of me. And I'd send myself to stalk the landscape and scare everybody. See, I got this sort of field behind me because...because I've got spikes. Because I go between the zones even when I'm not supposed to. Because I'm a suspicious person report. And it's time to go shopping. I felt she meant it both literally and ironically, and so I was poised between love and fear. But it was in this way that I came to be aware of the tower and came to see the micro waves and was able to see the base of things which was out of alignment. And this is when I first knew that everything was wrong. The previous was brought to you by mr. the plague networks, ethanol, and picking at himself until he felt pure. I was pulled to the floor like a long time friend, after they banged my head on the wall as a means to an end. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-02-05 04:08:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo brings home the beatz | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-04 22:00:00 | |
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| the hottest action | |
the hottest action is happening in
THE TERRIBLE AWESOME RICED OUT YUGO FORUM MACHINERYwon't you come join us?you will regret it for the rest of your life, if you don't. well, okay, maybe you won't, but you'll still feel bad for a while. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-04 21:40:00 | |
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| THEY CALL ME MISTAH WIGGLES | |
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ham kablam !! ham kablam !! o, o, o, ham kablam !! rambus ram . o, o, o, rambus ram, hambus cram !! o, o, o, han solo hans 'o' lo !! in summary, wat |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-04 20:44:00 | |
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| the terrible sekret of febreeze revealed | |
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sponsored by sony music:
plz 2 buy: Neal Stephenson and the Zodiac Experience - Libary Card Payload and now back to our show o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'iiiiinnnntttttttt |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-03 00:47:00 | |
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| more fun with network television | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-02-01 22:42:00 | |
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| dude, that thing is totally still alive | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-29 01:59:00 | |
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| wookie connector IEEE 1266 standard | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-29 01:53:00 | |
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| the cheesesteak factor | |
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as the producer who brought you grandma kicking it funky-fresh regarding her geritol, it is my excitement to announce that i have produced the follow up to the smash-hit "hamster dance" techno album. i tried not to go with the existing formula, but rather to push the envelope. i took a page from the dust brothers, trying to create textured collage of chipmunk voices, though a little more uplifSDFGHJSKHGG CHESTNUT GROTTO
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-29 01:50:00 | |
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| techno implies franetic yugo posting activity | |
| there once was an INSIGHTFUL BLATT named ELVISH FIGFINK GLUEZ MACARTHUR, or EFGM for short. this dude was serious marmelade, man. like, ultra-jam magnitude. pardon my wavelengh, but he was transcendentistry 2.0 compliant - word to your business to business unit, my friend and CEO | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-29 01:46:00 | |
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| Operation C.H.E.E.S.E.S.T.I.C.K. | |
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+00.00.00 Event Log Started
+00.01.25 Subject designated [Snack X-Ray] removed from primary cyro unit +00.02.07 Subject is debagged and trayed. +00.02.45 Boxed samples are returned to cryo unit.(Note: Telemetry shows primary cyro unit remained locked down for the remainder of incident) +00.03.12 Toaster oven #1 [Mass production prototype X03] is powered up. +00.04.45 Test plug is removed. +00.05.06 Control room audio feed records following exchange between Col. Roget and Dr. Windrow: W:...unsure of the affects the conditions of the Toaster will have on cheese that is untested... R: Nonsense, this test has been delayed long enough. Proceed as soon as you get the green light. W: Then I can not be held responsible for the safety of the sample. We've worked to hard... R: We worked so we'd have something to test. Proceed. +00.06.45 Toaster oven reaches core temp of 475 degrees and holds. Telmetry reports slight breadcrumb discrepancy; Dr. Roget lab notes indicate that it was well within the limits established in earlier tests. +00.08.05 Entry plug is inserted, timer is set at 10 minutes or intill well browned. +00.15.32 Entry plug attendant signals that he has heard "A wicked pop" from within the entry plug. +00.15.57 Rapid drop in cheese pressure sensor #2 seems to indicate a loss of mozzarella integrity. +00.16.01 Order is given from control room to pop the entry lug, power down the toaster and secure subject. +00.16.37 Sensors indicate loss of containment. +00.16.59 Loss of medical telemetry from entry plug attendant. +00.17.12 All floor cameras fail, deleting image cache. (One partial image was later recovered. See attached Fig.1) +00.17.39 Control room breached. +00.18.02 Loss of medical telemetry from Dr. Windrow +00.18.13 Loss of medical telemetry from Col. Roget +00.20.42 Project officaly ends when HQ activates failsafe. +00.25.00 NORAD reports PINNACLE: NUCFLASH alert for Army base known as "Area Kitchen" |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-01-27 21:34:00 | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2006-01-27 09:49:00 | |
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