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SoH2361: 1. Teliroot hax, twice milkshakes in the cafeteria?
RTQP: cafeteria blah; burrito telemundo boogie. SoH2361: Which Little Debbie is superior in the insertion of payphone coin slot? RTQP: swiss roll SoH2361: Your analouge percolations make ear candy fun, would you give buy into WILD EYED SUIT WEARER if he flashed $100 DOLLA BLING BLING? RTQP: Farnsworth T. Bentley SoH2361: Movie actor that scares the most? RTQP: jar of peanut butter SoH2361: Waffle iron or juice extract0r? RTQP: waffle iron + juice Xtractor = socratic solution |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-01-05 16:05:00 | |
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| effective and proper use of shop equipment | |
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- hammer hammers nail - screwdriver screws screw - sawzall saws all - drill press drills drillables - arc welder welds arcs - duct tape tapes ducts - table saw saws tables - workshop produces shop work please do not attempt to ride the saw horses, put body parts in the vice, or solder together republicans. these maneuvers are for professionals only. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-04 18:12:00 | |
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| blatzfink 30k | |
| so there i was, standing in the acid rain produced en masse by michael bolton record factories. my hip flask fully extinguished, i was at a loss regarding my future course of action. the randall banister saga was not exactly unfolding as i had anticipated - that's always how it goes, however. you may have won the battle, sir banister, but you have not won the war. i would turn this relative defeat into an effective slaughter of victory. after i replentished my hip flask. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-04 18:07:00 | |
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| I wish to go into a coma for the next 20 years | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2006-01-01 23:58:00 | |
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| this station is cleaned by the private contractor listed below | |
thug 4 lyfe |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-12-31 20:01:00 | |
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| smile young girl | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-12-31 11:28:00 | |
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| assorted fig meatloaf no. 127, 47% mallard isomer F | |
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- augenblick - wackyhut insecurity guards - clam this brap - i am a poor hat farmer from obliqueistan and would be much obliged if you could salinate my hat brims for me while i make a pilgrimage to beirut - i press the enter key and winamp plays an aphex melody - franetic taco sauce industry expansion - beefmullet v. 2.1 - boysenberry 3000 - blueberry 47k - assorted fruitcake - list item - jacuzzi sabotage |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-31 01:43:00 | |
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| the terrible revenge of joseph seligman's hybrid lava clamp revealed | |
| lies! deception! trickery! chicanery! thoughtlessness! barbarism! criminality! martha stewart! thoughtlessness! lawlessness! anarchism! godlessness! terrorism! unforthrightness! dirty linens! half-truths! fox news! deviantism! chaos! adultery! pga golf tour! yiffing! communism! defamation! carelessness! slander! cruelty! politicians! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-26 19:26:00 | |
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| A relaxed atmosphere | |
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TAKE so hard to tell TAKE
TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE quoth the clyar TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE HAHAHAHAAH! You never saw it coming eh? TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE Expression isn't different, only task at hand TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE clock radio wood panel rack and pinion TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE what have we dutch carpet disease TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-12-26 18:57:00 | |
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| 16 meg shared ati crapheaps and other tales of laptop video woe, book IV, section 12, chapter 27, page 8 | |
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alternative uses for embedded ATI laptop video:
- paperweight - economic booster for poor quality laptop manufacturers - source of fire - lint removal - source of holiday cheer - gag gift at the nVidia company party - minor piece of a major work of modern art - cheese grater intended uses for embedded ATI laptop video: - failure to properly render virtual gore as requested by user |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-23 19:25:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-19 20:47:00 | ||||
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| main screen turn on | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-18 23:48:00 | |
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| hrszyhkl | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-18 16:33:00 | |
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| Description: A dvorak-disabled input field during which the time of capacitance varies with regard to θ when in vertical mode. Ein reich, ein volk, ein variable. Mausgirl during club != drama :( i fail at interactionability in non-enterprise solutions. END OF LINE -> | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-12-16 22:54:00 | |
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| xmas gift feature 1 | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-12-15 18:03:00 | |
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| doubular toube | |
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clensaire nasal de-humidifier. medium mink rack. measle expresse. clate loave. bicameral toaster.
- greyhound does not have any magic, floating schnauzers - greyhound does not have any magic, floating trousers - greyhound does not have any magic, floating charlie clousers - greyhound does not have any mario firing bowsers - greyhound does not have any melting firestone tires - greyhound does not have any magic, masticating encizers - greyhound does not have any magic moating geysers. - greyhound does not have any magic hay guyz wats up? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-15 00:56:00 | |
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| the evening in brief | |
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[01:09] RTQP: anti-nougat legislation [01:11] RTQP: can't you hear my nou-gat [01:11] RTQP: can't you hear my nou-gat [01:19] *** fuckle has received 09 Pheonix.mp3. [01:23] RTQP: can't you hear my nou-gat [01:23] RTQP: can't you hear my nou-gat [01:23] RTQP: you can believe me when i tell you [01:24] RTQP: nougat's the king of my world |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-15 00:18:00 | |
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| adamantine flow | |
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trout mask replica. what kind of band name is that? i found the CD case at the dump, the CD gone, but the bizarre cover artwork remaining to tell the tale of what once was in this mass-produced plastic entrapment. for some reason, i saved the inset, though i re-used the CD case for my own CD storing purposes. blam! pork rinds fly.
i wonder if it would be possible to effectively translate the following sentence into Japanese: bland bananas be baked bitterly, but be bumpin'. no? probably not. it certainly wouldn't work in german, either. clark davis institute of data storage and pizza preparation: pizza/hard drive PLATTER split 7" in limited edition pink vinyl, lightly toasted with the finest baby parsely leaves, killed to kosher and ada standards. all major credit cards accepted, as well as money order, escrow, checks, and transferrs to our numbered swiss bank account. transmetric pigeon loaves: practical solution or effective malarkey? skinner liked pigeons a lot, but he really didn't understand people that well. he was broken hearted when the military rejected his pigeon rocket guidance scheme, which, while practical, was simply too silly to be employed by the government. because the people in the US government do not have a sense of humor that they are aware of, sir. schklonk. blatz. elves. THIS FASCINATING STORY CONTINUES ON SIDE TWO OF THE TAPE |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-13 15:53:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-10 00:15:00 | |
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| Filtration (but not britta) | |
| FORTRAN -> COBOL -> C -> MICROSOFT VISUAL BASIC -> CLIPPY THE FUCKING PAPERCLIP | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-12-09 23:39:00 | |
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