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so, pie 3000 was WAT and cin << hugliothorpe.
but compiler all wtf!$! and can't go mucking with a void * |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-09 23:33:00 | |
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| extended directors cut | |
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little tedward looked up at his dad and said "quite multimedia, but my perceived notions differ greatly from your opinon, father."
"Once or twice is okay, but three times I will slap you down." "Quite noted, father, quite noted. Now I will take it upon myself to unlease the pox across the land. Do you have the digital walking stick?" "For twice or once, or not at all. I thought I had given up on you small Tedward." "Yes father, you did not expect my Kraftwerk ray to be so powerful." EPILOUGE: ALL DEAD! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-12-07 01:31:00 | |
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| What the indian man gave me | |
| My man, let me tell you something you will like a lot. When you take this, the woman you fucking, you are what they say, never limp. So, what you're trying to say, I eat this little brown dot of unknown origin and I'll be able to proverbially fuck you like an animal. Yes, my friend, you tell me how it works tomorrow when you fuck that girl I see you with in the elevator. I ended up eating the brown dot of unknown origin. --West 30th in between 6th and 7th Hamtriculation must have been in the waxing stage, because the ham was floating again. I was not knowing what to do, as the brown dot of unknown origin had started to take effect. I ran upstairs and exclaimed about waxing hams and how Waldbaums would go, but they didn't know. Post script: No one was hurt, and all was consumed mightly with Hot Pocket Brand. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-12-06 13:09:00 | |
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| floccinaucinihilipilification | |
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Suggestions for floconacopilification:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-06 12:03:00 | |
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| hat log | |
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*** Mr. The Plague FROBS your TUNABLE PARAMETERS RTQP: wat RTQP: you can't do that in horizontal mode Mr. The Plague: i'll INSERT my STACK into your APPLICATION HEAP Mr. The Plague: and ALLOCATE some DYNAMIC HEAP MEMORY for my ARRAY OF POINTERS TO VOID Mr. The Plague: your GLOBAL CONSTRUCTOR FUNCTION might be INVOKED RECURSIVELY RTQP: my objects are INDESTRUCTABLE RTQP: i put infinite loops in the destructors Mr. The Plague: My computar does infinite loops in 5 seconds Mr. The Plague: it is a YELLOW HAT LUNIX CRAY/UNICOS DISTRIBUTION with SMARTSECURID AUTHENTICATION 
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-12-06 00:45:00 | |
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| self-consistant meatloaf | |
| ezekiel q. snax looked upon the charred remains of his tophat with dismay. randall banister would pay for this. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-05 19:26:00 | |
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| TROUBLE AT THE OLD WELL | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-12-04 02:08:00 | |
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DexAlone Gelcaps - 30 112515 4 13.69 Caplets (Shipped) Nature's Bounty Melatonin 086769 1 7.30 3 mg Tablets - 240 Tab (Shipped) Subtotal 62.06 Shipping 28.00 Tax 0.00 Total 90.06 |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-12-01 23:01:00 | |
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| public statement upon the nth blatz mishap | |
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i would hereby like to issue the following statement to the public: wombatador.
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-30 20:08:00 | |
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| Mishap at the ranch. | |
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The importance of riboflavin cannot be overlooked! Salimander shaving festivities. BIOTOXICEREBELLUMINICENCE-THERMOTIVE CELLULITE REMOVAL SYSTEMS, DIOXYGENERATOR SYSTEMS, SCINTILLATING PLATFORMATION CONTROLLERS, CUBICIRCUMFERENCE-INTERLATTICE REINFORCEMENT, HYDROFORMATIVE ISO-COUPLERS. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2005-11-29 05:33:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-29 01:44:00 | |||||||
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| post flood segment #3 | |
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joeseph seligman posesses a hybrid lava clamp |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-29 01:43:00 | |
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| ambien butt | |
| bluster you cow me, issuance progression ileum dynasty . petroglyph you covary me, gao progeny ascension . collinear you doppler me, gila . somers you jubilate me, ellwood bevy palladian carbonyl . albumin you alpenstock me, doe dysentery . chandler you warfare me, caribou cajole fair apprehension . | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-29 01:36:00 | |
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| u.s.s. intreped meatloaf | |
| the intreped meatloaf will be configured with an advanced communications mast to support the high-volume spam requirements of meat-centric warfare | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-29 01:24:00 | |
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| and now, a message from our sponsors | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-25 19:10:00 | |
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| xbSOD 24/7 | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-11-25 12:59:00 | |
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| political intrigue | |
| it was a cold and rainy night when i stopped into my favorite bar, "the cuban missle crisis." i squeezed my '72 Lincoln Continental Mark IV in between a pair of riced out range rovers. the metal only squealed a little. i nodded to george, the bouncer with a difference (he had aspergers) on my way in. i slid up to the bar, and ordered a buick explosion. as i sipped it, senator tom q. porkbarrel sat on the stool next to me. not saying a word, i slid him one (1) unprocessed raw salmon. he, in exchange, handed me michael jackson's medical details. all the elements were falling into place... | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-24 13:28:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo brings you the latest in hybridoma technology | |
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Riced Out Yugo has long been known as a leading institution in the fields of hybridoma and recombinant DNA technology. In the following white paper, Riced Out Yugo will outline a new technique for protein synthesis involving Frito-Lay "Cheetos" (tm). The procedure is as follows:
1. Purchase Cheetos (tm) from the most convenient 7/11. 2. Configure an excised inside-out patch recording of a cell containing the target protein. 3. Grind up the Cheetos (tm) very finely, and propigate them down the micropipette used for the patch recording. 4. Do your best "mad scientist" laugh. 5. Publish results in Science. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-24 13:26:00 | |
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| you cheat death again | |
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Like, plankon and all. We'll let it loose in the halls of the elementary school. Good lord, it was magic. Collagen injections and an an axial prince albert. 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110010 01101110 |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2005-11-22 19:12:00 | |
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gummi bear
gummi bear. gummi bear? gummmmiiiiii |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-21 19:55:00 | |
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