• snag yourself a squid loaf
• syd barrett mandrax brand hair cream
• pass the texas instruments comparators, ma
• i say, old bean, pass me a proportional-derivative control loop
• and a box of gain constants
• 9 out of 10 users of razor reflexes (tm) wind up dead
• heroin fries (Editor's note: like they already aren't?)
• plastique (r) brand pants coathangers - almost enough to reverse pregnancy
• when you need some more of that housepaint shit, buy dutch ROY brand budget wash
• you may as well drink genesee beer, you're going to die anyways

A recipe:

• 1 Fuckchop, medium
• Two metric ounce-radians of typing paper, B5 sized preferably
• 3 cubic centimeters melted Ctrl-key
• An original certificate of authenticity for Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition, with the FCKGW key
• The Box that Orbital used in their eponymous ballad
• 4 cups flour
• 60Hz chicken - note that using 50 hz chicken is preferable in high altitude
• 3 cups wheat flour
• Mozilla Thunderbird

Process:

1. Blend the flour into the flour, 2 teaspoons at a time
2. Cut each paper product into normal septagons. Save the remaining scraps for later.
3. Pour the flour/paper mixture into The Box, and add the ctrl-keys.
4. Stuff the 60Hz chicken with the fuckchop Bake at 1600 Kelvin for 2 light-microseconds
5. Glaze the chicken and fuckchop with the mixture from The Box
6. Garnish with remaining non-septagons

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