Riced Out Yugo
ston-ed
I recently fucked a married woman. It was pure bliss to say the least.













We both ingested shrooms, and large amounts of thc.
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-24 20:36:00
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hatlog
RTQP: haxtheplague
Mr. The Plague: hi
RTQP: HIES
RTQP: hat?
Mr. The Plague: hat hat
RTQP: don't mean to hat your hat, but HAT
Mr. The Plague: rampant hattery
RTQP: hattery abouue: hands! muf! mu! mufffffiQP: don'tnue: r?lague: hi
RTQP: HIES
o hat o hat o haue: hands! muf! mu! mufffffiQP: don'tnue: r?lague: hi
t at ue: hands! muf! mu! mufffffiQP: don'tnue: r?lague: hi
hat
ue: hands! muf! mu! mufffffiQP: don'tnue: r?lague: hi
sdfsdfsd
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-24 19:45:00
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fuckchop of yore
tent reznor and cabin vrenna invented nine inch nails while chilling on the couch one saturday, they were watching reading rainbow.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-24 19:39:00
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I HAVE ENTITLED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY POSTS

I think you should keep it. Otherwise you might not have the abliity to communicate with your close circle of friends late at night when you need to communicate with someone of them. And for all the people back on earth, all the lost time per night to cricket chirp ratio indicating the tepmerpature of the core past midnight resolved the curse of .

Can't set values to beta in horizontal mode (you will be expected to give rise to dom!)inatrix. Snacubus.

You have left voicemail to the entire company. Have a nice day.

In other news: When did I get a face in the cieling spackle in my room? I don't remember seeing it before

Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-10-24 02:34:00
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piggly wiggly trading card #217

fantastic!

Posted by fuckle @ 2005-10-24 00:43:00
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frolic! ahahahahahaha

















ALERT THE TOWNSPEOPLE!

Posted by fuckle @ 2005-10-20 20:15:00
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textual jockzpip
que bustas pork glib newandu ffofofof.

porlk -> robert frost?

- hacked by ben jonson
- hacked by lord byron
- hacked by percy shelly (but percy shelly hacked by boat)
- hacked by william blake
- hacked by william wordsworth

HACKED BY WALT FRICKIN' WHITMAN

potato chops!!1 aisle 3. broccoli delight? aisle 7. sprocket mixture? ceiling. epoxy pizza? aise 34. ham paste? aisle 27.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-20 13:46:00
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words to live by
Posted by fuckle @ 2005-10-17 11:39:00
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ICE CREAM!!!!1

ICE CREAM

Posted by fuckle @ 2005-10-16 19:18:00
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high-powered luncheon meeting
[14:24] RTQP: are you breaking through glass ceilings and thinking outside of the box?
[14:25] fuckle: and I am prepared to push the envelope in order to allow the deployment of enterprise-grade synergy
[14:26] RTQP: we need increased synergy among managers and sub managers, in order to compete in business to business weed sales
[14:27] fuckle: don't forget to add a dash of teamwork and leverage diversity
[14:27] RTQP: now everyone do a teambuilding exercise and have a group hug
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-16 13:26:00
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lampshade explosion
word up my home slice

we were out gettin' some kentucky fried glass, when the bowling alley called on my cell phone, and said we owed them three dollars. well, gas was three quandrants to the sector, then, due to rationing, and so we didn't want to drive over there. in those days, we didn't have anything to transfer money. the money was all gold pieces with pictures of king richard d. james, who was a nice chap that liked to molest synthesizers.

peace out
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-16 01:50:00
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Happy Halloween
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?
































































































A: You don't need to beg your girlfriend to blow your paycheck.
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-14 11:43:00
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+++ATH0
+++ATH0&F1&B1&D2&H1&I0&K1&M4S7=60DT911
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-10-11 18:37:00
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robin finck hair disaster
two (2) slices toast
three (3) sausages
three (3) scrambled eggs
three (3) slices bacon
one (1) glass orange juice

and a mint for afterwards

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-07 01:12:00
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Hey, your hearing isn't so good. You ought to take off your glasses.

I'm in this mood because of wood chips. I'm in a mood for total mac and cheese

The Big I haz u, in a very matix like fashion. I wonder where he's been all day and last night. I never saw him after I left.

We are now approaching pork sunrise. And, for all the people back on Mars, the crew of yugo 8 have a message that we would like to send to you.

The pope created the lasers and the earth; and, for all the people back on Mars, and, for all the people, and for all the people, and, for all the people...

The potato becomes me, I wear this cookbook well

HTML is a bizzare conglomerate of sedimentary and igneous tags and EBCDIC art

ekrpat

Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-10-05 19:38:00
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STORYTIEM
It is STORYTIEM with RTQP!!1

one time i was hungry, so i picked up the phone and used the PUBLICLY SWITCHED TELEPHONE NETWORK to call LIL' JON and order CRUNK PIZZA. CRUNK PIZZA is tasty!

but then the spout on the brita pitcher froze shut, and when i tried to pour WATERS!!1 it attempted to water my pants. my pants do not need to be watered!

and then DIGITAL CABLE brought me NON-SATELLITE ENTERTAINMENT. i was partyin' with carson daly. carson daly is dry clean only!

and then bea arthur said, "let there be cupcakes for all!"

the end
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-05 12:16:00
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i don't like your fucking semantics!
Heap at VM Abort:

Heap

def new generation total 576K, used 543K [0x1f870000, 0x1f910000, 0x1ffd0000)

eden space 512K, 93% used [0x1f870000, 0x1f8e7d40, 0x1f8f0000)

from space 64K, 100% used [0x1f8f0000, 0x1f900000, 0x1f900000)

to space 64K, 0% used [0x1f900000, 0x1f900000, 0x1f910000)

tenured generation total 2500K, used 1624K [0x1ffd0000, 0x20241000, 0x25870000)

the space 2500K, 64% used [0x1ffd0000, 0x20166338, 0x20166400, 0x20241000)

compacting perm gen total 4864K, used 4804K [0x25870000, 0x25d30000, 0x29870000)

the space 4864K, 98% used [0x25870000, 0x25d212d8, 0x25d21400, 0x25d30000)

Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-05 10:59:00
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chutzpah
chutzpah is a funny word. it's like an outboard motor.

chutzpahpahpahpah
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-04 23:12:00
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you and your potatos
hey you!! yes, you. i know you've been growing potatos. and you know how it goes with potatos:

one potato...
two potato...
FEDERALISM

and we can't be having federalism around here.

WARNING: POTATOS CAUSE FEDERALISM

o shit son
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-04 23:08:00
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keep my feet in the sky


I was speaking to a friend

.
..
...online

nothing goes here this line is meaningless, read on



"very much so" is a good thing

Of course.......



if you said "so very much" it has more impact

such as compared to the first arrangement of these three words

lost thought somehow.

what three words do you see?
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-04 11:33:00
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