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a song i would want frank sinatra to sing, if he weren't dead
day old pizza nice to meet ya sorry to bid you adieu but i must eat you
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-03 12:31:00
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burrito lease agreement
please sign the below burrito lease agreement. upon signing the burrito lease, you will recieve a burrito pointer, pointing to your burrito in memory contact /dev/dsp for chiseled abs
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-02 21:20:00
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poEM 52
glazed ham sailing in the sky pork flies tonight
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-02 19:07:00
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lsdxm bunny trails
2ci before 2ce except after 2cc they do not like it when you evade the leaves are falling now bouncing is not allowed here except between 3:17 and 4:19 am do beanies really make you warm or just induce fevers?
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-02 09:12:00
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reach out and touch someone
brought to you by sodium thiosulfate
Posted by fuckle @ 2005-09-30 00:43:00
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wargehearted roy
and so, CONSTRUCTED OUT OF BAMBOO, but CONSTRICTED BY RAMBO, he HACKED CAPTAIN PLANET. it rained argyle for three hours. zeta fluctuations caused a twisting pressure on the portentiation latticework. i say, old chap? who came up with the word chap? seriously, chap, chap is a funny word, eh chap? z0mG!!#11 h4x2v3sd byt ~~donuts!!3~~ doughnuts!!1231!#!$!~~~ therefore, the index of the wherefore is four. Affording the possibility that t squared is a significant factor (see section 4.19q), richard nixon will storm the vatican on dec. 14, 2025. the casualites are predicted to be immense, should ratzlinger not use his pope laser vision (and our research has been unable to discover what he is hiding UNDER the hat!). elf pie ... elf ppie... eeeeflf elf pie..e..e..e.elllf pie. kwat!!2 elf pieeepiepepepepeieieie elff pie e eellflf pie sponsored by COMPUTER MOTHERBOARDS, INC.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-29 21:09:00
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sad boys
sad boys sad boys what you gonna do when they emo on you
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-29 21:00:00
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xml is for managers who don't know what the hell they're doing
and herein we discover of the benefits of HAT (HAT Address Translation), a unique new concept in the area of data-exchange structures and methods. here is the HAT white paper: Dynamicly queued markup model interface latticeworks: the HAT concept Y. Yodel, M. Urzbek, Q. Bivluk, and C. C. Gridlock Abstract If you structure packets according to the new jersey train schedule, and combine with dynamicly triggered push-down automata, a dynamicly queued lattice model is finally more than theoretical. Introduction let us start with the quantodynamic cupcake extraviganza: we'd like to thank our families, our family's family, our pets, our pets' fleas, richard nixon, elizah q. billings of doppleganger university in Bremen, ray charles, outback steak house in new haven, connecticut, the state of connecticut, the chicago bulls, and of course, our lord himself, richard simmons. Now, we have worked many months, and are finally excited to delever a full prototype, with full source code. We worked under a unix enviornment (Debian Linux mainly, some defected to Gentoo), and that's how the state of new jersey defeated poland in the the intergalactic space burrito contest. long were the days and hard were the nights for poland after that, picked on in the schoolyard, no longer having a pope to defend him and so if you structure packets by the formula c = t_nj((neighbor_count^(trenton_constant)/frequency_of_poland), you discover an elegant representation of the flow rate between the nodes in our idealized burrito packet network this enables us to stratozeus the quackalever, perventing abstract malarkey flushback. one might argue that abstract malarkey flushback is inconsequential, but according to the following logic, it would cause significant scaling difficulties down the road and finally... pork, pork, pork! we have eureka, houston. get the bourbon. now, let's start routin' them packets!!1 yeehaw the score is 3-1 bismark, let's pick it up laddies! thar's packets to route! go go go go go go! REMAINDER OF DOCUMENT LOST IN TRANSIT*
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-27 23:21:00
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im attack
[23:08] RTQP: souffle [23:08] RTQP: SOOOOFLE [23:08] RTQP: sueflay [23:08] RTQP: stupid french spelling [23:10] RTQP: octoberfritz souffle [23:11] RTQP: ersatz rats [23:12] russian nuke #512: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT [23:12] RTQP: the fine nation of japan
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-26 22:18:00
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Server-side burrito
defty clamp irregular. quinten stratosphere broccoli construct. modular pinsky guitar solo, pulsewidth poetry jam. knob effects parameter, parameter effects result. result effects ramifications. ramifications effect future approaches. future approaches effect future knob use. future knob use effects future parameter, future parameter effects future result. future result effects future ramifications. future ramifications effect OLD SCHOOL BURRITO
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-26 01:52:00
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Hatwidth, P.I.
- flightless water bowel - flightless water bowel - flightless water bowel - flightless water bowel - triangle effect - spot welding lips
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-26 01:38:00
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RFC 20721
Internet Tacks Force Request for Comments 20721 RFC 20721 will define the following additions to ROYTP (Riced Out Yugo Trance-transfer Protocol) DJ ROYTP/1.0 provides a DJ option to a SPINTHATSHIT request. ROYTP servers with a protocol version of greater than 0.9 MUST support this option. MEDIA ROYTP/1.0 Provides a method to describe the type of media applied to either a SPINTHATSHIT or THISCRAPSUCKS request. Valid options are Casette, MP3, Vinyl, OGG, MKV, MP2, SHN, and NOU. Servers complying with ROYTP protocol version 1.0 and greater must support this option. URMOM ROYTP/1.0 This option will activate the DJ ejector seat when provided with the sine of 20 degrees and the square root of the unix time of the most recent compilation of ROYTPD. Any server must comply with this request, even if it is implementing HTTP or SIP. I demand it.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-09-22 22:59:00
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hat rainbow
turkey baster \| \| \| \| ROUTED PUDDING The above TECHNICAL DIAGRAM illustrates the extended feasability of feasable potential accomplishments. Through achieving achievables, we will enhance riced out yugo shareholder value. Invest now
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-22 12:59:00
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suburban psychological slapdown
door ONE OVER!!! o snap. he clickin' n' clackin'. why can't he done click my clack? he could, i reckon. smell gobbles brain lower surge come hir sir
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-21 21:35:00
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borgoise aplomb
tophat a: i do say, old chap: your mom tophat b: is that really necessary, dear sir? tophat a: i am afraid i must insist, now break out the bennies or i'll spit my mint in your coffee. tophat b: have it your way, sir!!1 i cast tophat influenza attack level seven battle music tophat a takes 251 points damage from tophat influenza damage round one tophat a casts death loaf level eight. tophat b takes 344 points damage, but makes a saving throw and avoids half, taking 172 damage tophat a takes 144 points damage from tophat influenza damage round two tophat b casts cock shrink ray level five tophat a takes a critical hit!! tophat a runs away clutching his britches.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-20 02:31:00
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clampwidth
here is instructions to NOBEL PRIZE WINNING DISCOVERIES!!! 1. use ELECTRON MICROSCOPE to accurately measure C-CLAMP WIDTH. 2. use C-Clamp to accurately measure who put the bomp in the bomp shebomp 3. prove that the iraq war is a plot to drive up ratings for the military channel (on satellite and digital cable now).
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-20 02:22:00
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post it note
ziiing kerblezotzky elfwood stratosphere sir charles has challenged you to a beatboxing competition electric malarkey lampshade miltostrata zinc plop noodle stratenhouser. THIS ECLECTIC BLEND OF VERBAL MISHMASH BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY FRONTAL LOBE* (C) 2005.9 asshat inc. *and a flying elf named daniel
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-20 02:19:00
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hiiiii
ihaf APIE!!1 and other circumstantial malarkey. rita!@#!$ borgoise LOUIE VITTLES narcississisis HACKED BY ADVERTISING mtv music doantatna tanstnaskd amramna hacked in the butt by mainstream culture
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-20 02:15:00
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pond scum
That is called a java scripting language that is installed in your hardware, not in your [ultra swip over] they did wtc jews lol
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-09-20 01:15:00
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pope laser vision control circuit 3.20b
n o o g i e .~---+----E PORK ROUTING TERMINAL \| \| \| # GERALD FORD ACCESS PORT
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-18 23:17:00
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